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- Of Elves and Barmaids
- by Smutomancer
- (f/f, barmaid, elf, humor, script)
- A barmaid is seduced by an elf, only to be surprised that he isn't a he at all.
- BM: Barmaid
- E: Elf
- The fantastic voiced version with Stellar Nightingale as the Barmaid and Blush as the Elf, with mixing and SFX by VK: http://chirb.it/aANq0z
- BM: Here's your wine, sweety. Best in the house, just like you ordered. I have to say, it's been awhile since anyone's ordered something other than ale.
- E: I think you will find I have quite refined tastes.
- BM: [giggle] Oh, I'm sure you fair folk are used to much better.
- E: Perhaps, but human vintages have quite a delightful charm to them, I have found. [takes a drink] Mmmm, quite good, actually.
- BM: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it. If you need anything else, just give me a-
- E: Stay, stay, have a drink yourself.
- BM: Oh, I couldn't, really.
- E: Come now, there is hardly anyone here at this hour. Besides, I have always enjoyed the company of fine ladies such as you.
- BR: [giggle] Do all elves have such golden tongues?
- E: Perhaps, but you may find I can put mine to better use than honeyed words.
- BR: Oh?
- E: Quite. As I have said, I am used to fine... vintages. It only makes sense for mine tongue to have improved as well.
- BR: And where might I learn to improve my tongue?
- E: First, you have a glass on me. Then, you join me in my room.
- BR: Well, we are rather slow tonight...
- [a short time later, in the room]
- BR: I- I think that wine has gone to my head, a bit. I feel giddy.
- E: Oh, I could sworn that was me.
- BR: [giggle] No, no. You make me feel a different kind of giddy. My my my, when did it get so warm in here?
- E: Perhaps I should help you out of that dress. Here, have a seat on the bed.
- BR: Why thank you, my gallant sir.
- [some shuffling of clothes]
- E: Mmmm, you are wasted in a tavern.
- BR: Don't make fun! I'm sure you're used to much better.
- E: Now what did I tell you about my opinion of... human vintages?
- Br: [giggle] Fair enough. Now, about that lesson?
- E: I was merely waiting for your invitation.
- You see, the trick is to avoid the lip of the glass. At least at first. Try to savor the aroma, let it breathe for a moment.
- [deep breathing sound]
- Mmm, see what I mean?
- BR: Ah, that tickles. Ahhh, yes. Yes, I think I see what you mean. What next?
- E: I prefer to work my way up from the bottom. One must be sure the glass is sound, you see.
- BR: So, start from- AH!
- E: The foot, yes.
- [licking sounds]
- Then it is wise to move upwards... slowly.
- E: [licking and "mmm" sounds]
- BR: [ooos and aaaahs and moans]
- BR: T-that's quite good, actually.
- E: Then, as you get closer to the lip, you must-
- BR: Tell me, tell me!
- E: [wickedly] Move to the other leg...
- BR: But glasses have stems-
- E: This glass has legs, two of them, and the are wonderful.
- [basically a repeat of the last bit, slowly working up the girl's leg and to her naughty bits]
- BR: P-please, stop teasing-
- E: Oh, my dear, that was no tease. That was simply my readying to taste a fine wine. Like... so...
- BR: AH!
- E: [while "mmmm"-ing in pleasure] Start by circling the lip... slowly.
- BR: Oh, that's, that's so-
- E: ...and take a taste
- BR: Oh, gods yes-
- E: Before taking... the...
- BR: Yes? YES?
- E: Plunge!
- [continued sexy sounds until the barmaid orgasms. Preferably loudly.]
- BR: [out of breath] That was... quite the lesson...
- E: Now, my young apprentice, it is time to see if you have learned anything.
- [shuffling of clothes]
- BR: [giggle] I'll do my best, but I'm not sure how learning -that- can help with-
- w-what?
- E: Is something wrong?
- BR: Y-you don't have a, a-
- E: A... what?
- BR: You're a girl?!
- [awkward silence]
- E: You... did not know?
- BR: I-I've never been with, I mean, I've never met an elf before...
- E: And you thought I was a man?
- BR: Well, I've heard the stories, and I didn't want to assume-
- E: [half to herself] ...humans.
- BR: And the way you talked to me...
- E: Do you dislike women?
- BR: I- er, I wouldn't really know. I mean, you're lovely, but I've never thought about- and that was so; gods, I keep putting my foot in my mouth.
- E: Indeed. Let us replace it with this, shall we?
- BR: Wait- [mouth suddenly full with vagina]
- E: I have a better use for your tongue than talking. Now get to work!
- BR: [mouth still full of vagina] Mmmph!
- [continued sexy sounds]
- E: Yes, just like that.
- Oh, watch the teeth, dear.
- Mmmm... you are not half bad...
- Ah, right there!
- AH!
- BR: [slight coughing]
- E: So, how was your first taste of Elvin... wine?
- BR: I, I...
- E: Yes?
- BR: I think I could get used to that.
- E: [giggles happily]
- BR: [after a pause, joins in]
- [both laugh]
- The end.
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