Femboyfocks and the Three Bears

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Femboyfocks.  She  went for a walk in the forest.  Pretty soon, she came upon a house.  She knocked and, when no one answered, she walked right in.

At the table in the kitchen, there were three bowls of porridge.  Femboyfocks was hungry.  She tasted the porridge from the first bowl.

"ono, dis powwidge is too hot!" she exclaimed.

So, she tasted the porridge from the second bowl.

":c dis powwidge is too cold," she said

So, she tasted the last bowl of porridge.

"uwu, dis powwidge is just right," she said happily and she ate it all up.

After she'd eaten the three bears' breakfasts she decided she was feeling a little tired.  So, she walked into the living room where she saw three chairs.  Femboyfocks sat in the first chair to rest her feet.

"Dis chair is too hyper macro!" she exclaimed.

So she sat in the second chair.

"Dis chair is still too macro for me!"  she whined.

So she tried the last and smallest chair.

"Ahhh, dis -hyper -macro chair is just right," she sighed.  But just as she settled down into the chair to rest, it broke into pieces!

Femboyfocks was very tired by this time, so she went upstairs to the bedroom.  She lay down in the first bed, but it was too hard.  Then she lay in the second bed, but it was too soft.  Then she lay down in the third bed and it was just right.  Femboyfocks fell asleep.

As she was sleeping, the three bears came home.

"Someone's been voring my porridge," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been vorint my porridge," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been voring my porridge and they ate it all up!" cried the Baby bear.

"Someone's been domming my chair," growled the Papa bear.

"Someone's been domming my chair," said the Mama bear.

"Someone's been domming my chair and they've broken it all to pieces," cried the Baby bear.

They decided to look around some more and when they got upstairs to the bedroom, Papa bear growled, "Someone's been **CENSORED** in my bed,"

"Someone's been **CENSORED** in my bed, too" said the Mama bear

"Someone's been **CENSORED** **CENSORED** **CENSORED** **CENSORED** **CENSORED** **CENSORED** **CENSORED** in my bed and she's still there!" exclaimed Baby bear.

Just then, Femboyfocks woke up and saw the three bears.  She screamed, "OwO!"  And she jumped up and ran out of the room.  Femboyfocks ran down the stairs, opened the door, and ran away into the forest.  And she never returned to the home of the three bears.

THE END