2Kids1Sandbox II - Lincoln Log Boogaloo

The Partrige family just returned from the beach after a strange happening occurred. Timmy, their youngest son had left his parents in search of a playmate while they were suntanning. Timmy approached a small girl playing on the hot white sand with her box of Lincoln logs. He invited the girl to go swimming, and so they did. As they slowly ran into the cold water, Timmy, now extremely wet, asked the girl "After this do you want to go and play with some of your Lincoln logs?". "Sure, id love to have a partner when I fondle.... I mean build a castle." She said. After Timmy and Shanice left the frisk ocean water they began the short walk back to their beach towels. Once they arrived she proceeded to remove her top, Timmy, unaware that he was in a nude beach was frightened. He slowly warmed up to the idea, but wondered why his family came here. They began handling the warm brown logs, which were heated by the sun and began to emit a wood-like scent. Shanice reached across the castle to grab the last log when she way surprised by the length of the final piece. "This is way to long!" she exclaimed. "We'll have to make it work" said timmy. She grabbed the log and pulled it from the sand. It had an odd weight to it she thought, but she continued to place it. "I'm gonna cut it in half!" said Shanice pulling out her pocket knife. "WAIT NO!" Yelled Timmy as she sliced the tip of the log off and carved 7 small notches in the side to make it fit. "I found another piece!" said Timmy. "And this one, is just right". She placed the block on top, and then, as Timmy look down, he realised she had cut off his hunk of man-meat.