"I love Josh" said Mel. He had just finished fighting off 3 black bears. Those bears were terrible, terrible creatures. Mel and Josh were quietly camping for the first time in their backyard. All of the sudden, some loud rap music started blaring. It was Tha Cubz From Down Tha Street: three ferocious, black bears wearing baggy jeans, white wife-beaters and pinky-claw rings. The biggest bear said "Ayo, dis my hood homo sap. Getcha ass outta hurr cuz."

Josh and Mel were stunned, frozen in each other's arms from making out before the rude interruption. Mel whispers, "Oh, Josh, whatever shall we do?"

Josh, the quick-thinking hunk of a man he is, hatches a scheme.