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agent-1 - vaginal yeast experiments and elf marriages

Jan 15th, 2019
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  1. [07:09:14] <@Agent-1> i saved my skin with aloe vera =)
  2. [07:09:16] <+ftw> aloe vera =)
  3. [07:09:19] <@jewbird> hope you are well friend
  4. [07:09:33] <@Agent-1> i want to test aloe vera of women with yeast problems =)
  5. [07:09:37] <+cutie> with aloe vera =)
  6. [07:09:48] <@Agent-1> yeah i am good jewbird, you?
  7. [07:09:55] <@jewbird> you have yeast issues ?
  8. [07:10:34] <@Agent-1> noo man i am fresh down there, it's just a hobby of mine to combat std's and yeast globally =)
  9. [07:10:53] <@jewbird> interesting hobby lol
  10. [07:10:58] <@Agent-1> everyone with a smelly dick or smelly pussy can be helped =)
  11. [07:11:24] <@Agent-1> i didn't know it existed before but it's nice to remove them
  12. [07:13:02] <@Agent-1> for penis coconut oil (which is odorless) is perfect. for pussy coconut oil sucks really bad, but aloe vera might be pussy friendly, can't test it yet though, i'll bring it up later on the official channels
  13. [07:15:33] <@zen> try ginger
  14. [07:15:51] <@Agent-1> i came on the subject because i did body grooming and i needed skin treatment.. justice said vaseline, parents said some creme, some others said a damp cloth and others said aloe vera. after research i choose aloe vera and boy oh boy does it deliver
  15. [07:16:06] <@Agent-1> choose = chose
  16. [07:16:49] <@Agent-1> you probably know better how to heal organs then anyone else jewbird 
  17. [07:16:59] <@Agent-1> isn't that one of your powers?
  18. [07:18:05] <@jewbird> lol Agent-1 my powers are more focused on timeline manipulations
  19. [07:18:46] <@Agent-1> i hope mandatory service won't be in your future jewbird =) rock on
  20. [07:22:15] <@Agent-1> to be really honest i think going against the un or playing the un, perhaps also because of the founding nature of the un and the cross hair in the logo, and then also considering how the un turned everything inside out and upside down (which is more impressive then what we have seen) is a step too far.
  21. [07:22:34] <@Agent-1> let's say a sentinel is rightfully scared for the un
  22. [07:23:36] <@Agent-1> 99.99% of everyone including the belgium dude is scared for a big lava like monster.
  23. [07:25:11] <@Agent-1> so when someone of the illuminati flies over in a cheap single engine plane, no one is scared. it is ok.
  24. [07:27:22] <@Agent-1> but yeah the those big monsters get beaten
  25. [07:27:28] <+ftw> the other crypto monsters
  26. [07:37:02] <@Agent-1> the whole thing about marriage is that wither a monkey marries, or a human, or an elf or drac, or whatever species. when they marry, both god and the dev il are present at specific parts (on the day of marriage), i guess everyone who is married know what i mean. this is a natural law that actually comes from this planet. 
  27. [07:39:17] <@Agent-1> with the magic of timelessness this is a great step forward
  28. [07:45:11] <@Agent-1> for this to work the male family has to be seated to the left and the spouses family to the right. it's then easy for both god and the devil to be present without destroying or being destroyed.
  29. [07:45:58] <@Agent-1> a simple truth right? one that everyone knows
  30. [07:59:22] Mode is +lnt 285
  31. [08:02:43] <@Agent-1> i am now at my office, the guy i rent from is here and also the owner of vortex =)
  32. [08:03:17] <@Agent-1> and there is also an intern i didn´t noticed when i walked in
  33. [08:03:26] <@Agent-1> noticed = notice
  34. [08:04:25] <@Agent-1> i better make some coffee and stuff
  35. [08:09:50] <@Agent-1> the intern was actually an employee who is also a fireman 
  36. [08:10:04] <@Agent-1> so it's me with four other people
  37. [08:16:41] <@olus> eefer: I think because it's classified as preventative care
  38. [08:24:26] <+zeamp> Lil Mosey 
  39. [08:24:32] <+ftw> lil somethin for christmas
  40. [08:25:31] <@olus> fa ra ra ra ra ra ra ra ra
  41. [08:27:02] <+dOm3r> I don't know what you're talking about.
  42. [08:27:42] <@olus> well, I don't know what you're talking about
  43. [08:28:08] <@Agent-1> i don´t see any eefer chats =)
  44. [08:28:53] <@Agent-1> nice ascii PsyMaster, awesome
  45. [08:29:21] <@Agent-1> lol that was probably many hours ago though, i accidently jumped into a backlog, sorry =)
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