* Mauiki_Samara has shamed entire family
Zion
indeed you have
Mauiki_Samara
:c
now dingodad is gunna pee on me even more
Zion
now what?
dingodad gon spill piss in your bed
Mauiki_Samara
I was heading back to the village where the lizard at
Zion
Oh yeah.
Since you left, the lizards have returned to normal.
Mauiki_Samara
(am I there now? :v )
Zion
Yeah, its fairly close and nothing happened on your way there.
Mauiki_Samara
Mauiki looks over the desert, looking for an imps close to the entrance of the village. And the lightening. All these instantly-formed glass spires are neat.
Zion
Imps? You spy a bunch of them off in the distance. There's also two ogres with them.
They're sitting in a circle.
Mauiki_Samara
Seems interesting. Might be too many to tackle all at once though.
You glance at the front of the village and then to the circle enemies
Hm. Safety of lizards or chance to test this new thing.
Zion
Questions, questions.
Mauiki_Samara
(one sec, need to check my modus)
Mauiki_Samara
(nothing useful. shocking)
You decide that you have been doing nothing for long enough. Might as well go check out that group of living grist
Sneakingly, of course
Zion
Roll for stealth.
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Mauiki_Samara
roll 1d20+4 for stealth
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+4 for stealth [ 1d20=15 ]{19}
Zion
Hot damn.
Mauiki_Samara
You sneak careful and professionally
*carefully
Zion
Just a practical question: how? This is an open desert with little to hide in.
Mauiki_Samara
scootin' on muh gut
Zion
Fair enough.
Mauiki_Samara
and dunes, but hey this is your desert
Zion
You move toward the imps and ogres. With the help of good rolls, you are now close to the imps.
You still can't see what they're doing though.
Mauiki_Samara
Are they talking to themselves?
Zion
A bit of chattering, a bit of cursing.
Mauiki_Samara
(roll for perception as to what they are fussing about?)
Zion
Go ahead.
Mauiki_Samara
roll 1d20+2 for perception
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+2 for perception [ 1d20=7 ]{9}
Mauiki_Samara
shoot
@Regent
< What is this Dishonored I heard about? >
Mauiki_Samara
< I am sneaking with my head in the sand. Literally >
@Regent
< ... <
Mauiki_Samara
< Mauiki is an expert ninja >
Zion
You can't see what they are doing.
Mauiki_Samara
how far away am I?
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Zion
A couple of meters.
They are very busy with whatever they're doing.
Mauiki_Samara
You have a brief internal argument of you want to see what they are doing or kill them first
that was a silly question
(what's nearest to me?)
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Mauiki_Samara
(sorry about that)
Mauiki_Samara
(did I miss anything?)
Zion
(nay, I got in a dm argument)
One of the imps os fairly close to you.
Mauiki_Samara
(is it possible to kill him unnoticed?)
Zion
If you kill him, the others will notice.
Mauiki_Samara
(how many imps will that leave?
Zion
If you kill that one, there will be four imps and an ogre.
(also, ooc. Regent, can you op me?)
Mauiki_Samara
(oh fuck yes)
@Regent
< Does it really matter? >
Mauiki_Samara
(Instakill time?)
Zion
(it does matter, because then I can change the title)
(or topic or whatever
@Regent
< K >
Zion
You could probably get a free hit in for what it is worth.
Maybe even a crit.
@Regent
< But you're already oped? >
< oh nevermind > Mauiki_Samara
ⓘ Regent set mode +o Zion
Mauiki_Samara
<?>
@Zion
(fanks)
[BD]
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Mauiki_Samara
<I'm so confused>
@Zion
You could probably get a free hit in for what it is worth.
Maybe even a crit.
What do you do?
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Mauiki_Samara
Get that free hit and/or crit
@Zion
roll 1d20
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=20 ]{20}
@Zion
Yeah thats a crit.
You kill the fucker.
Mauiki_Samara
(can I write how?)
@Zion
Yes.
Mauiki_Samara
You grin to yourself, pull out your shiny new kukri and give a test on live imp, going for a head-to-toe slash. It does just that nicely, splitting the imp two amid a shower of gushers.
@Zion
LIFE JUICE: 3/3
The imps and ogres scream, but in different ways.
Mauiki_Samara
You stand up and smile happily to yourself
@Zion
Now roll initiative
Mauiki_Samara
"Evening."
roll 1d20
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20 [ 1d20=10 ]{10}
@Zion
roll 6#1d20-1
`DICE
Zion rolled 6#1d20-1 [ 1d20=12 ]{11}, [ 1d20=11 ]{10}, [ 1d20=10 ]{9}, [ 1d20=10 ]{9}, [ 1d20=4 ]{3}, [ 1d20=17 ]{16}
ⓘ Imp 4, Ogre 1, Mauiki, Ogre 2, Imp 1, Imp 2, Imp 3.
@Zion
Mauiki, Imp 4, Ogre 1, Ogre 2, Imp 1, Imp 2, Imp 3.
Imp 4, Mauiki, Ogre 1, Ogre 2, Imp 1, Imp 2, Imp 3.
ⓘ Imp 4, Mauiki, Ogre 1, Ogre 2, Imp 1, Imp 2, Imp 3.
Mauiki_Samara
(third time is the charm)
@Zion
This is going to be a nightmare to edit.
Anyway, Imp 4 legs it.
It is now your turn.
Mauiki_Samara
(why do these bastards always run)
@Zion
Food chain, ya know.
Mauiki_Samara
roll 1d20+4 for intimidation
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+4 for intimidation [ 1d20=16 ]{20}
@Zion
roll 5#1d20-2
`DICE
Zion rolled 5#1d20-2 [ 1d20=15 ]{13}, [ 1d20=6 ]{4}, [ 1d20=1 ]{-1}, [ 1d20=1 ]{-1}, [ 1d20=18 ]{16}
@Zion
Two more imps are terrified.
@Zion
What else?
Mauiki_Samara
"Aw... why are yoOu runNning? I'm noOt gunNna kilLl ya. That was a slip oOf the hand. I'lLl shoOw yoOu woOrse."
(I can NOT thinkof good shit today. shitcreativity)
@Zion
( :o
Mauiki_Samara
You make a lunge at one of the more terrified imps
@Zion
Now roll to hit.
Mauiki_Samara
roll 1d20+3 to show
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+3 to show [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
@Zion
That is a hit. Don't forget to use your new fancy activation thing.
Mauiki_Samara
Ignite
roll 2d6+3
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 2d6+3 [ 2d6=7 ]{10}
@Zion
Imp 1 is DEAD.
ⓘ Mauiki, Ogre 1, Ogre 2, Imp 2, Imp 3.
@Zion
Now the ogre moves.
Ogre 1.
Mauiki_Samara
With a whimper a puff of smoke the imp fades from under the burning blade
@Zion
Both Ogre attempts to slam you.
roll 2#1d20+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 2#1d20+3 [ 1d20=5 ]{8}, [ 1d20=17 ]{20}
@Zion
roll 2d4+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 2d4+3 [ 2d4=5 ]{8}
@Zion
8 damage.
Mauiki_Samara
25/33
You stagger a bit from the hit. These bruisers feel like they have trains for fists
"Hey... noOt bad. GoOt me pretTty goOoOd... next?"
@Zion
Imp 2 and three performs some half-hearted attempts at hitting you.
roll 2#1d20-3
`DICE
Zion rolled 2#1d20-3 [ 1d20=4 ]{1}, [ 1d20=4 ]{1}
@Zion
Yeah they suck
Mauiki_Samara
(weak shit)
roll 1d20+4 for intimidation
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+4 for intimidation [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
@Zion
Also weak shit.
Mauiki_Samara
You try to say something, but you cough weakly instead. Ogre got you pretty good
Mauiki_Samara
roll 1d20+3 to return the favor
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+3 to return the favor [ 1d20=10 ]{13}
@Zion
hit.
Mauiki_Samara
blaze it
roll 2d6+3
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 2d6+3 [ 2d6=7 ]{10}
@Zion
Despite you not actually blazing the sword, you hit him good.
[BD]
<does ignite have charges?>
Mauiki_Samara
You stab the ogre hard right in the gut when he socked you. Not going to let that slide
<I keep forgetting>
@Zion
I said you got LIFE JUICE 3/3 when you killed the imp.
Anyway, the Ogres gon sock you now.
roll 2#1d20+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 2#1d20+3 [ 1d20=19 ]{22}, [ 1d20=7 ]{10}
@Zion
roll 2d4+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 2d4+3 [ 2d4=5 ]{8}
Mauiki_Samara
(that one is the fucking worst)
21/33
ow
You spit out blood and nod in respect
"Nice oOne."
@Zion
The ogre nods back.
Mauiki_Samara
(These ones have manners <3 )
@Zion
(these are the Brogres)
Mauiki_Samara
(hella)
@Zion
The two imps try their best to claw you as well.
roll 2#1d20-1
`DICE
Zion rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=7 ]{6}, [ 1d20=1 ]{0}
Mauiki_Samara
(these guys suck)
@Zion
Actually, they're just scratching your back.
You are uncomfortable.
Mauiki_Samara
Bluh
@Zion
You see dingodad in the distance.
He is laughing at you and your small knife.
Mauiki_Samara
You shake your head and wonder why you even put up with him or you are going crazy
eh, whatever.
roll 1d20+4 for intimidation
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+4 for intimidation [ 1d20=5 ]{9}
Mauiki_Samara
(Goddammit.)
@Zion
roll 4#1d20-1
`DICE
Zion rolled 4#1d20-1 [ 1d20=20 ]{19}, [ 1d20=5 ]{4}, [ 1d20=1 ]{0}, [ 1d20=19 ]{18}
@Zion
Ogre 2 is afraid.
Imp 2 is terrified.
Mauiki_Samara
You feel too much respect to seriously work up any major sass. You give a sly smirk, going for the less is more approach
Mauiki_Samara
roll 1d20+3 for hittin'
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+3 for hittin' [ 1d20=16 ]{19}
@Zion
You be hittin
Mauiki_Samara
You look over at the scared ogre
Your smile grows
roll 2d6+3 to make him smile
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 2d6+3 to make him smile [ 2d6=7 ]{10}
@Zion
He still kickin
Now they slam.
Mauiki_Samara
You jab your knife into his leg and move back
@Zion
roll 2#1d20+3 with -1 to number 2
`DICE
Zion rolled 2#1d20+3 with -1 to number 2 [ 1d20=16 ]{19}, [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
@Zion
Two slams connect.
Mauiki_Samara
(fuck me)
@Zion
roll 2#2d4+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 2#2d4+3 [ 2d4=4 ]{7}, [ 2d4=5 ]{8}
@Zion
15 Damage.
Mauiki_Samara
(one had reduction D:)
@Zion
11 Damage.
Mauiki_Samara
c':
More blood. A lot more. Fuck, this might not have been wise
You start to chuckle slightly
10/33
@Zion
Imp 2 absconds.
Imp 3 cheers on the ogres, and tries to scratch you.
roll 1d20-1
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d20-1 [ 1d20=13 ]{12}
@Zion
He does scratch your back, but it doesn't hurt.
Mauiki_Samara
You shoot him a look
@Zion
It feels... weirdly good.
Oh god there's dingodad in the distance again.
Anyway, you're turn.
Your*
Mauiki_Samara
You press the amulet, feeling woozy and blood dripping
roll 1d20+4 for intimidation
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+4 for intimidation [ 1d20=14 ]{18}
@Zion
roll 3#1d20-1
`DICE
Zion rolled 3#1d20-1 [ 1d20=2 ]{1}, [ 1d20=16 ]{15}, [ 1d20=10 ]{9}
@Zion
they are all intimidated.
ⓘ Mauiki, Ogre 1, Ogre 2, Imp 3.
Mauiki_Samara
"That it? I mean... I'm just checking.."
You spit blood out to the side.
"Cuz I can doO a loOt moOre. Check this oOut."
@Zion
"how ya faring m8?"
Mauiki_Samara
IGNITE
roll 1d20+3 for remembering your special knife's special perk for once
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+3 for remembering your special knife's special perk for once [ 1d20=18 ]{21}
@Zion
It was meant to be.
Mauiki_Samara
You make a running jump at Ogre 1's chest with the firey weapon, aiming right at his neck
roll 2d6+3 before burn damage
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 2d6+3 before burn damage [ 2d6=2 ]{5}
Mauiki_Samara
roll 1d4 burn damage
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d4 burn damage [ 1d4=3 ]{3}
@Zion
8 damage.
Mauiki_Samara
bluh
@Zion
The ogre is still kicking.
Mauiki_Samara
You are off a bit, not a very good blow
@Zion
Dingodad takes a turn, and channels HEALING PI55
roll 1d8+4
`DICE
Zion rolled 1d8+4 [ 1d8=1 ]{5}
@Zion
It is something.
You still have your move action.
Mauiki_Samara
"BLAH WHAT THE FUCK"
15/33?
@Zion
"thought ya needed it"
Mauiki_Samara
"WelLl, yeah... I just... ugh. Thank yoOu."
@Zion
"you're"
He wonks at you.
"welcome"
Then he disappears.
Mauiki_Samara
You can feel an eye twitching and its not from being half-dead
You scoot back from the damaged and spooked ogres. Gotta be smarter
@Zion
The ogres chase you, but they can't slam you anymore.
roll 2#1d20-1
`DICE
Zion rolled 2#1d20-1 [ 1d20=1 ]{0}, [ 1d20=14 ]{13}
@Zion
Ogre one slips and falls in the pi55.
Mauiki_Samara
You smile a bit, and eyes widen a bit
that helps
@Zion
Ogre 2 Nudges you with his fist, dealing 4 damage.
Mauiki_Samara
11/33
@Zion
Imp 2 stops cheering, baffled at the ogre's fail.
Mauiki_Samara
This imp is odd. You can't help but paying it some attention
@Zion
The imp stares from you, to the ogre.
Back to you.
Mauiki_Samara
You narrow your eyes at it
@Zion
It looks at the sky.
Mauiki_Samara
You blink a few times, confused
@Zion
The imp takes out a watch from somewhere.
It looks at it.
Then runs the fuck away.
It is now your turn.
Mauiki_Samara
"Rude."
roll 1d20+4 for intimidation
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+4 for intimidation [ 1d20=2 ]{6}
Mauiki_Samara
You are too distracted by the imp
@Zion
It is still your turn, somehow.
Mauiki_Samara
You shake your head and flick on the TRIAL BY FIRE
roll 1d20+3 to blaze it
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20+3 to blaze it [ 1d20=2 ]{5}
Mauiki_Samara
(fuck you dice)
@Zion
You fail to blaze it.
The ogres try to PUNCH you.
Mauiki_Samara
You realize shit could get bad
@Zion
roll 2#1d20+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 2#1d20+3 [ 1d20=14 ]{17}, [ 1d20=13 ]{16}
Mauiki_Samara
(FUCK)
@Zion
roll 2#1d4+3
`DICE
Zion rolled 2#1d4+3 [ 1d4=1 ]{4}, [ 1d4=3 ]{6}
@Zion
10 damage.
Mauiki_Samara
1/33
( -_- )
@Zion
Yeah this is getting close.
Mauiki_Samara
not feeling much like dying at this point
You feel a brutal pain, so much it is hard to stand. You weakly tap the amulet and look at the ogres
@Zion
Dingodad pops out, ready to be the hero.
He is the hero. It is him.
Mauiki_Samara
"Yeah... Lied... this is goOoing, bad."
@Zion
In one mighty motion, he showers the ogres in pi55.
Mauiki_Samara
>motion
oh God
@Zion
They appear to be busy. What do you do?
Mauiki_Samara
You look around for anything that might be healing. Like grist. Healing grist
@Zion
Is that really the best course of action?
Mauiki_Samara
Probably not.
@Zion
Sometimes you have to just book it.
Mauiki_Samara
You pull out a FLARE, light it with TORCH and toss it down
"SeEe ya soOoOn."
(RUN LIKE HELL)
@Zion
You proceed to run like hell.
Where to?
Mauiki_Samara
Village
(actually, I think I gtg for a bit. will ya be in here in like 30 or so?)
@Zion
(maybe?)
(probably)
Mauiki_Samara
(I'll skype ya to check in, Need to grab my books.)
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@Zion
(kay)
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Mauiki_Samara
back
@Zion
hello
Mauiki_Samara
yay
adventures
also
fuck im dying
@Zion
yes you are
run little heir
run
Mauiki_Samara
with pleasure
@Zion
So you flee, leaving your shitty father figure behind
Where do you flee?
Mauiki_Samara
You run towards the village
@Zion
As you run towards the village, you can feel your strength fading.
Mauiki_Samara
You slow down a bit to catch your breath
@Zion
You slow, and fall on your face outside the village.
You also fall unconscious.
Mauiki_Samara
"...oOw..."
@Zion
When you wake up, you are in what appears to be your room, but everything is covered in gold.
Mauiki_Samara
"What."
@Zion
You are wearing clothes that you don't recognize, neither remember putting on.
Mauiki_Samara
You try to sit up
@Zion
You sit up.
You are in your GOLDEN ROOM. You are alone. What do you do?
Mauiki_Samara
Look around for anything of use
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@Zion
Well... it is your room. Anything that you would find in your room, you could also find here.
But your sylladex seems to be missing.
Mauiki_Samara
You check to see if your Xbox still works
@Zion
Your GOLDEN XBOX is working just fine. However, you can only find one game.
PROBLEM SLEUTH
Mauiki_Samara
Man, fuck this, it looks like it is about hats and guns again
You remember the last time you had a game with hats and guns
It was stupid and laggy.
@Zion
This game seems to have an annoying glitch, where your guns and keys gets mixed up all the time.
Mauiki_Samara
You put it down and roll your eyes. You look for a door
@Zion
There are no doors, but there is a window.
Mauiki_Samara
You take a look out of it
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@Zion
You see a golden city in gothic style, spreading out beneath you.
Skaia looms above you.
Then, you see an even bigger gothic city on a separate planet.
Mauiki_Samara
"WhoO the fuck woOuld make a coOmpletely goOld city."
You look to the floor
Maybe you can carve your way out
@Zion
With what?
Mauiki_Samara
You look for your knife
@Zion
Your trusty TRIAL BY FIRE is nowhere to be seen.
Mauiki_Samara
You could almost cry
@Zion
You do find your knife however..... but some fucker has painted it in gold.
Dingodad is going to laugh when he sees this knife.
Mauiki_Samara
The GOLDEN KUKRI looks stupid as fuck
You look for all the rope you usually keep in the corner
@Zion
It is there.
Mauiki_Samara
You start tying it all together
As you work through the pile, you move aside a few tent stakes
@Zion
Continue.
Mauiki_Samara
You look out again to eye ball the distance
(perception roll?)
@Zion
Yes.
Mauiki_Samara
roll 1d20 for a rope about-a that  long
`DICE
Mauiki_Samara rolled 1d20 for a rope about-a that long [ 1d20=17 ]{17}
Mauiki_Samara
and +2
derp
@Zion
You seem to have too little rope.
Mauiki_Samara
You switch to tarp
You kick yourself for not stealing more
@Zion
You realize you're not going to find enough stuff to get down in your little room.
Mauiki_Samara
by how much?
@Zion
By a lot.
Mauiki_Samara
You close your eyes and lean back on the wall
only one thing you can do now
it had to come to this
You press that fucking amulet
@Zion
You don't have it.
Mauiki_Samara
Shucks. You don't know how to feel about this
You look for a hammer
@Zion
Would you have one in your room?
Mauiki_Samara
probably, camping shit to pound in stakes
@Zion
You pound in your stakes? What kind of weaksauce are you?
Mauiki_Samara
Not me, some camping idiot Mauiki robbed blind
@Zion
Fair enough.
Mauiki_Samara
You start to try to hammer a stake through the floor
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Mauiki_Samara
(Do the walls all say PI5S5)
@Zion
P5I5I5P5IP5I5PI5P5IP5I5I5P5I5P55IPPP5PP55I5P5I5PI5PI5PI5PI55
Mauiki_Samara
You wonder why dingodad wrote on your wall
@Zion
What an asshole.
Also you realize that hammering through the floor might take a while.
Mauiki_Samara
You shake your head, glad that you are far less of an ass
After 5 minutes, you get bored
Mauiki_Samara
There has to be an easy way out of this
and these pajamas look silly
@Zion
You have barely accomplished anything on the floor.
Mauiki_Samara
you wish to shed them
@Zion
Do you have anything else to wear?
Mauiki_Samara
welp
I have undies
I hope
@Zion
Do you check?
Mauiki_Samara
yes
@Zion
You do not have undies.
Mauiki_Samara
That explains a lot of your discomfort
You decide it is best to stay clothed
@Zion
What are you talking about? These pjs are probably the second most comfortable things you're going to wear in your entire life!
Mauiki_Samara
it is not unlikely the locals would kill anything that wasn't bright fucking golden
The shoulder puffs mock you
you can feel it
@Zion
Paradox Space thinks you look quite dashing, and the pjs also shows off your bottoms.
Mauiki_Samara
You think about cutting the sleeves off but realize that is a waste of time
You hop over the floor damage. careful
Mauiki_Samara
(DID I NOTICE I CAN FLY)
@Zion
You jump over the floor and then you don't land.
Mauiki_Samara
You smirk and try to fly around a bit
"oOh fuck yes."
@Zion
You appear to be quite good at flying.
Mauiki_Samara
Out the window
You divebomb to get to street level
@Zion
Then you crash and die.
Just kidding, but I gotta call it.