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[M4F] [GWA Script Offer] I Hate Going Away from You [Bilingual], [Romantic], [Sweet], [L-Bomb]. A foreign guy is saying farewell to his English-speaking girlfriend before going home for a while. A farewell in his native language, that is.


An attempt at dragging bilingual guys and their delicious accents out of their closets. :D

About 300 words + MASSIVE ad libs in your language, which are the whole point of the story. Improvisation, cuts or changes are welcome! This is not so much a script as it is a nudge out of the closet. ;-)

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<Exasperated sigh>

Ooooh, I hate going away from you. And packing.

Hey, put it back, that’s my underwear. That’s not funny!

You want me to leave you one of my shirts? I suppose I can… Oh, not this one, I haven’t washed it… OH! That’s how you want it… O-O-OK.

<Kissing>

Be strong. After all, it’s just a couple of weeks. If I could only take you with me… Come, hop into my pocket, baby.

<Nervous laugh, as the girlfriend is obviously in the mood for a quickie. Kissing.>

No, come on, I have only two hours left…

Stop! Please, stop… What are you doing?

<A belt buckle and a zipper being undone>

Oh… <A short sucking noise. That would be a farewell hickey on your stomach.> Aw! Aaaall right, if there is a strip search at the airport, I will have some explaining to do. ‘That, officer, was my overly-affectionate girlfriend. Yes, I am a lucky guy!’

Oh… Oh, yes!.. Oh, what the hell… come here!

<Panting, kissing, clothes being taken off, sex noises.>

Talk to you how?

<Mumbling> I don’t know, it’s so much easier in English. I’d feel stupid.

<Embarrassed> I am not adorable! I am a beast, remember? Rawr!

All right, all right, here it goes…

<Insert endearments and dirty talk in your language to your liking. :D Should it happen to be extra gentle and vanilla, you might interject with the following:>

What?! No, I am not calling you that! Who taught you that?.. And he said it means?.. Well, it doesn’t. What a jerk!

<More endearments and dirty talk with or without translation, ad lib, nervous at first, then hotter and hotter. Sex noises, orgasm improvisation.>

Take cover… incoming the dreaded L-bomb. You don’t have to say it back.

<Insert ‘I love you!’ in your language.>

And… If you have my shirt, may I… may I have your panties?