Hey, woman of my desire
There is something I wish to acquire
So I wrote
           this
                rap-py
                       mas-terpiece
That for hundred percent
                         ain't gon-na miss

It will sway
             your mind
To respond
           in kind
UNCONDITIONAL SURRENDER

I'ma give
          you
              somethin',
That you're gon-na not
Re-gret having.

In-ter-course
Of sexual kind
I, of course
Have that on my mind
You'll have no remorse
Of this fate-ful night
I guarantee it.

You could say
             that I
                    aspire
To put
       my
          penis
In your
        vagina
Is there anything else
That you would ra-ther get
Than a big
           male
                penis
That is not a dil-do?

So how about this:
You will be
           my
              Venus
And I'll be your Adam

Scientifically speaking, # Enunciate or shorten?
Over billion neurons
Are in
       your brain
Reacting to sex
That is how
            much
                sperm
I have in my balls

Jesus H. Christ
Is not a bet-ter lover
Than me
Because
        I
          had porn
                   to study
                           from

####Rhymes

Intercourse: discourse; of course, Remorse
Desire: Acquire, aspire, admire
Penis: Venus
Somethin': Rompin', chompin'
Masterpiece: Kiss, Miss
Find: mind, kind, blind