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  1. ===START===
  2. [01:51] * strikingBelladonna began espering culminateCarnivore
  3. [01:51] <strikingBelladonna> Greetings, I believe this is the handle belonging to one, Innana, the archer who's struck one faux-grubslinger with a particularly lethal arrow.
  4. [01:53] <culminateCarnivore> Oh---❥ Another one of Harken's acquaintances---❥
  5. [01:53] <culminateCarnivore> He really is social for a fugitive in hiding---❥
  6. [01:53] <strikingBelladonna> Indeed, perhaps a might bit too social for some of his acquaintances' liking.
  7. [01:54] <strikingBelladonna> ((mite* but whatever))
  8. [01:55] <culminateCarnivore> Well please be assured that, whatever he's said, I haven't yet actually shot him---❥
  9. [01:55] <culminateCarnivore> And, if he stays away from me, he never will be---❥
  10. [01:55] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, but you have, and with the most terrible arrow an archer has within her quiver.
  11. [01:56] <culminateCarnivore> You think I don't know where every shot I make lands---❥
  12. [01:57] <strikingBelladonna> I'm sure you take plenty of care, but sometimes one's bow has a mind of its own, and some targets are ever so prone to being hit.
  13. [01:59] <culminateCarnivore> Is this how Harken chooses to vex me next then---❥ Sending others to irritate me---❥
  14. [02:00] <strikingBelladonna> My apologies, it seems you have missed my meaning.
  15. [02:00] <strikingBelladonna> Harken's in love with you.
  16. [02:01] <culminateCarnivore> Ha---❥
  17. [02:01] <culminateCarnivore> Ha ha ha---❥ Okay that is funny---❥
  18. [02:01] <culminateCarnivore> My apologies for baiting you---❥
  19. [02:02] <strikingBelladonna> Oh thank goodness, I was terrified for a moment that you were irreparably thick.
  20. [02:04] <culminateCarnivore> Excuse you---❥
  21. [02:05] <strikingBelladonna> Well, the idea that you still believed I was speaking of a literal arrow had me terribly worried for Harken's taste in women.
  22. [02:07] <culminateCarnivore> In truth it was a little hard to tell---❥ I have promised to shoot him if he approaches me again---❥ So you could have been concerned about a literal arrow---❥
  23. [02:07] <strikingBelladonna> I shall try to be more clear in the future, after all, I would never wish to baffle my romantic rival.
  24. [02:08] <culminateCarnivore> Rival---❥
  25. [02:08] <culminateCarnivore> -------------❥
  26. [02:08] <culminateCarnivore> You were serious---❥
  27. [02:08] <strikingBelladonna> I would never be anything less than absolutely serious as regards Harken and love.
  28. [02:09] <culminateCarnivore> No---❥
  29. [02:09] <strikingBelladonna> No?
  30. [02:11] <culminateCarnivore> I refuse to believe Harken could pity me---❥
  31. [02:11] <culminateCarnivore> He---❥
  32. [02:11] <culminateCarnivore> What ARROGANCE---❥
  33. [02:12] <strikingBelladonna> I heard it directly from the horse's mouth.
  34. [02:13] <strikingBelladonna> I was attempting to speak with him on my own relationship with him, but he insisted on derailing the conversation to speak of your beauty.
  35. [02:13] <culminateCarnivore> He dares---❥
  36. [02:14] <strikingBelladonna> I was devastated to learn he held such feelings, really, first Winona, then you, and myself?
  37. [02:15] <strikingBelladonna> It's shocking to think he could entertain so many possible matesprits at once.
  38. [02:15] <culminateCarnivore> I am no matesprit of his---❥
  39. [02:15] <strikingBelladonna> You are not?
  40. [02:15] <culminateCarnivore> Never---❥ If he thinks I am some soft creature in need of his affection---❥
  41. [02:15] <culminateCarnivore> I will show him how little he has underestimated me---❥
  42. [02:16] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, I suppose I simply assumed from how he spoke of your interaction...
  43. [02:17] <strikingBelladonna> Well, it was very clear from the narration of events he provided that you were most interested in such a thing.
  44. [02:18] <culminateCarnivore> He dared to say that I---❥
  45. [02:18] <culminateCarnivore> ------------------❥
  46. [02:18] <culminateCarnivore> Thank you for bringing this to my attention---❥
  47. [02:18] <culminateCarnivore> I believe it best I correct his misunderstanding right away---❥
  48. [02:19] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, yes that would seem to be the most proper action for all parties involved.
  49. [02:20] <culminateCarnivore> Indeed---❥ And my condolences---❥
  50. [02:20] <strikingBelladonna> Your condolences?
  51. [02:21] <culminateCarnivore> Yes---❥ You seem very nice---❥ Even if I question your tastes in matesprits---❥
  52. [02:21] <culminateCarnivore> Now if you excuse me---❥ I have a hunt to prepare for---❥
  53. [02:21] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, well that is ever so kind of you to say, though I must say I do not understand how condolences are involved in a compliment.
  54. [02:22] <culminateCarnivore> Well I assume you'll want to find a new one before the drones come---❥
  55. [02:22] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, yes, that would be at the forefront of my mind all things considered.
  56. [02:23] <strikingBelladonna> I take it you intend to kill him then?
  57. [02:24] <culminateCarnivore> Naturally---❥
  58. [02:25] <strikingBelladonna> Hmm, well, I don't know, don't you think perhaps he deserves a little bit worse?
  59. [02:25] <culminateCarnivore> -----------❥
  60. [02:25] <culminateCarnivore> I'm listening---❥
  61. [02:27] <strikingBelladonna> Well, if there is one thing I believe Harken values more than his life, it would be his pride.
  62. [02:28] <strikingBelladonna> And I happen to know of a certain Ms. Trumai, who is taking some candid photos of him sleeping at this moment...
  63. [02:28] <culminateCarnivore> Ah, Winona---❥ Wonderful woman---❥
  64. [02:29] <culminateCarnivore> I don't see what advantage candid pictures would give us though---❥
  65. [02:29] <culminateCarnivore> He's already quite ruined his reputation---❥ I doubt silly photos would cause much of a burn---❥
  66. [02:30] <culminateCarnivore> And I want him to burn---❥
  67. [02:30] <strikingBelladonna> Now, I would never dream of telling you how best to take your satisfaction from him, but does this situation not seem quite ripe for the... shall we say enhancing?
  68. [02:30] <culminateCarnivore> Enhancing---❥
  69. [02:31] <strikingBelladonna> He's quite vulnerable in his state, perhaps if a certain enterprising huntress were to work together with our candid photographer, one could get him into a far more compromising position...
  70. [02:32] <culminateCarnivore> And to what end do you propose we work---❥ I apologize, my tendencies run towards exacting blood and not humiliation---❥
  71. [02:34] <strikingBelladonna> Well, whatever end you think would be most awful for him, perhaps hanging him from the front of a building by his trousers, or holding him down and tickling him until he pees himself.
  72. [02:35] <strikingBelladonna> Really, Harken is your oyster, and his pride a delicate pearl which you might play with at this point.
  73. [02:35] <culminateCarnivore> -------❥
  74. [02:35] <culminateCarnivore> ----------------❥
  75. [02:36] <culminateCarnivore> I might---❥
  76. [02:36] <culminateCarnivore> I might like him to beg again---❥
  77. [02:36] <culminateCarnivore> He did it so prettily the first time---❥
  78. [02:37] <strikingBelladonna> There, now you're getting it.
  79. [02:39] <strikingBelladonna> Just imagine him, hogtied with bedsheets, something humiliating stuck into his mouth, like a sock. You tear it out, and make him beg you for mercy, and then... you let him go.
  80. [02:40] <strikingBelladonna> He'd live for the rest of his life, constantly tormented by the absolute power you had over him in that moment, and you could always look fondly back on the pictures you took of that moment.
  81. [02:41] <culminateCarnivore> I---❥
  82. [02:42] <culminateCarnivore> It is probably a bad sign I can visualize this so clearly---❥
  83. [02:43] <strikingBelladonna> Or, a very, very good one.
  84. [02:43] <culminateCarnivore> But yes I want him to recognize that I am---❥ Better---❥
  85. [02:44] <strikingBelladonna> Well then, you know what to do, oh huntress.
  86. [02:44] <culminateCarnivore> If he insists he doesn't have the same fears as I---❥ Then I'll show him exactly what I'm afraid of---❥
  87. [02:45] <culminateCarnivore> Thank you---❥
  88. [02:45] <culminateCarnivore> ----------------❥ I think
  89. [02:45] <culminateCarnivore> ---❥
  90. [02:45] <strikingBelladonna> All I ask in return is copies of the pictures.
  91. [02:46] <culminateCarnivore> If that's all---❥
  92. [02:46] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, I wouldn't dream of keeping you from this any longer.
  93. [02:47] <strikingBelladonna> Have fun, Innana.
  94. [02:48] <culminateCarnivore> I think---❥ For once I might---❥
  95. [02:48] * culminateCarnivore has signed off!
  96. [02:48] <strikingBelladonna> ===END===
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