Jacob Vs. Lana
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A/N this story is about my own personal OC, Loreley. If you don't like OC's. DOn"T READ THIS STORY!!

On a cold september, after my great adventures, I, Loreley was wondering what to do that week. I had picked up my life from where I left it and wanted to make something from it. Then all the sudden a strange woman appeared on my doorstep. She was hiden beneath a long cloak and had long brown nails on her fingers. Her dirty hair fluished down from beneath the cloak and she had glowing eyes!
"You are not who you think you are!" said the strange woman.
"What do you mean?" I said.
"You are not who you think you are," she said again with a mysterious crackling voice like a bad radio transmission.
"I still don't understand you?" I said.
"Here, take this," she said and gave me an buddy christ.
"Take this and give it to your parents or guardian, they will know what to do with it!"
And with that she disappeared before my eyes!

I was confused but thought that I had to do something. But rather than going to my parents or guardian, I decided to show it to Squirtle.
"Oh no," said Squirtle, "you must forget about this!"
"Why?" I enquired,  "what do you know?!"
"I... I can't tell you. My dear Jacob, I didn't think it would be this soon!"
"What?!" I yelled, "are you keeping things away from me?!"
"It's .... it's for your own good! You cannot know this!" said Squirtle and before I could do anything, Squirtle had escaped my grasp.
"No! Dammit! When will I ever know the truth?!"
I was feeling depressed. One of my best friends abandoned and betrayed me. It hurt. So I wanted to find Jacob. After their adventure, me and Jacob had been spending a lot of time together. I kind of started to like him.
So I went to Jacob and told the whole story. He listened to me without saying a single word.
Then he said: "WTF, this is sooo big"
And I said: I know! Do you know a way to find out what is happening? Why is everyone hiding things from me?!"
Jacob sighed and said: "You have always been special, and not just to me."
"How do you know that?"
Jacob looked at the buddy christ that I had received and said: "it kind of looks like the Body Pillow, doesn't it?"
"could be...but it might not be...but, yeah,certainly it might be"
"Whatever it is, I can recognise it quite well. And I think," Jacob said, "that perhaps the mysterious woman wanted you to find something inside of you."
"Inside? Like my heart?"
"No, don't be silly, like a mamory. Think about it, if your parents lied to you and now Squirtle doesn't want to talk to you about your background, perhaps there is a hidden memory in your head!"
Jacob's logic was flawless. So I had to try it!

So I concentrated on the object. immeditately he felt drawn into it.So I concentrated on the object. immeditately I felt drawn into it.  It stated ouit as a vague, fuzzy thing like when you wear glasses and there is a lot of moisture in the air and you see a ferret on the horizon.
But then it turned out that there was a secret memory, hidden beneath the vail layer of self-loving in his head.

And within that memory, a burning figure appeared. It was Lana! In hell...

I was confused. I didn't think that memory would be in there, and yet it was there, burning like the heart of a newborn star and the centre of the earth.
Everyone who looked could see there was a undeniably, ravenous animal attraction between Jacob and Lana.
No one could deny it.
No one except Lana and Jacob, that is.

They seemed blissfully unaware of their attraction to each-other. Unaware of their boundless uncontrollable lust.
Every time they met they didn't show it, but everyone knew. Everyone knew what was really going on between them.

A war of lust.

And everyone knew that it was a unsuitable situation. No one wanted to be dragged into that war.
Something had to be done.Or someone.

Fortunately Squirtle worked at a newspaper nowadays and he used the database of the newspaper to find out home turf of Lana's ruffians.
Their search led to a gay night club in the darkiest and stormiest part of Brooklet Hill. I was a little hesitant to go. It was rather scary and it was dark and stomy in that secting of Brooklet Hill. But the courage in me was greater than my fear because with Jacob's Static I should be able to accomplish anything, right, I thought to myself.
And Squirtle would join me.

So not to fall out of fashion we both stripped and squeezed into their most gothyest clothing. I had to admit that Squirtle looked kind of sexy in that outfit of his. But I didn't dare to comment on that (I had only just discovered I am bi, and I was a little angxious over that. I wans't sure if my othre friends would accept that!.
I instead poored down my soul into my make-up. I bore incandesent blood-rose coloured finger nails with black streaking strips and gave Squirtle the same treatment. Squirtle gorgeous eyes met mine and for a moment we were both swimming in a pool made of a lovely combination of their eyes colours. It was romance we knew, but we didn't know whether it was a forbidden one or not!

Oh hell, Lana could wait. Now I looked upon Squirtle with lust filling my pecker . Lana could be taking over the world for what I cared, now it should be all about me and Squirtle.

But little did I know that in fact Squirtle had been lusting after me as well! With force and lust Squirtle threw me onto the closet  and thrusted himself right into me. I moaned. We came. Then we went off and defeated Lana.
In the middle of all this, finally,Popplio could stand it no longer.
She found Jacob, and pulled them to one side

"Thats it! its ruining the team. Its clear you cant function while Lana is around!"
"What no! I am fine."
"No. Its very clear. You need to do the Huntching with them"
Everyone else in the room nodded at this.
"But doing the huntching with Lana...isn't that..umm...wrong?"
"Oh, sure, its wrong. Very very wrong.
But just because somethings wrong doesn't mean it shouldn't happen does it?"
"No, I suppose not"
Jacob wondered off thinking of the huntching....how will he introduce the idea to Lana? and would they accept it?
Jacob finally found a moment to pull Lana away from the others, to have a private moment.
"Jacob we have to do it"
"I know, my team told me as well. Apparently our feelings are causing problems for everyone else."
"So we are agreed? We finally let our feelings out of their cages of repression they have been caged in all this time?"
"Yes. For the team"
"No...for us"
Jacob leapt on Lana at that moment.The raging blue whale they kept locked up finally unleashed.
Jacob and Lana quickly became a ball of body-parts. Toes, foots and noses all tangled together. Jacob didn't know what bit to focus on, so grabbed a spare dog head and dived in.
"More! More! More!" whispered Lana to Jacob.
Their love making was like a sunrise of penis's. Its like they were everywhere - inescapable (not that either of them wanted to escape them).
Things got...messy...from that point on.



Nearby the others occasionally heard screams. But politely ignored it.
This had been coming far too long to ruin it now - and this team bonding was very much needed.
So we defeated Lana and everyone was satisfied!

Lana: what do you mean, it's not over yet?! I'm invincible!
Me (Loreley): No No, back into your coffin!
Lana: Grrrr. You will never get me in my box. I am too large and too sexy!my skin flute wont fit!
Author: Ohh no, it looks like the characters still want a story!
Me: of course we do! Or cake. I love cake!
Lana: Well I'm gonna steal your cake!
Me: Noooo! Whats going to be my dinner now!?
Lana: mhuahahaha, life isn't worht living without caaaaaaaaake, so just die already will you?!
Me: OK, Ur right, life isn't worth living without the awesomeness of cake. Farewell bitter world of cakelessness!
Shellder: chotto mate-ah!
Lana: huh ;^_^;
Popplio: domo desu-ka @_@?
Me: Caaaaaake, need cake. Like brains, but cake!
Shellder: well, I want you, how about that?
Shellder winked at me, but I wasn't into that sort of shit.
But Popplio was all hot 'n that, I thought. So
I Left the fanfic and looked for a nice bed to crawl into together and maybe more Me: Oh definitely more, I'm going to rip your clothes off and plunge my one-eyed monster into you over and over again until you explode in pleasure and swet.

Author: well, looks like they'll be busy for a little while. Cake?.
Lana: Nooo the cake is a lie. Gimme it!

The end