exterminator roommate

from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #729
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>ywn have an exterminator love in your house
>it just showed up one day and refused to leave
>it's gone for a single day a year and comes back covered in blood
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>Wait....
>Is today the 14th or the 15th?
>Check calendar
>It's the 15th
>Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck...
>Run to the garage and grab the tarps
>Too late
>You hear a "the fabric of reality itself is tearing" sound, accompanied by a lot of screaming, accompanied in turn by metal feet on the floor, come from the living room as your """roommate""" returns from """""work"""""
>You sigh, trade the tarps off for a bottle of 409 and an armful of rags, and trudge back inside
>Yep
>Yeah
>What a shock
>The damn floor is covered in demon blood
>Again
>Your roommate, a mechanized warrior angel, flutters their wings happily as they see you
>The LED screen they wear as a mask displays a crude digital representation of a happy face
>You frown in return
>Every year, EVERY YEAR, they forget to wipe off all the blood before they come home
>They only work one day out of the year, it's all they think about the other 364 days of the year, and yet they always forget that last step
>You shoo the psycho-angel off toward the laundry room to clean up and start swabbing the floor
>Every fricking year with this...