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  1. In late 2016, Koh was actively stalking girls on date sites and linking their profiles to Noir, hoping he would join him in his mission to confirm that "these sluts were too good to be real". On top of this, Koh would constantly whine and bitch about his own mother, despite living off her while remaining as a NEET. It was on this fateful December 24, 2016, when Noir asked himself a decisive question: "does this guy's faggotry ever end?"
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  3. Koh quickly answered with his shitty attitude. He began sharing dog killing videos with Noir while saying "I wish I could show this to dog lovers lol". Not only was he a jobless mysogynistic loser living off his mother, he was also a sociopath. Wow! It was at that moment when Noir decided it was enough... Koh was no longer useful and the time to dispose of him was long overdue.
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  5. There were no preparations or warnings. All it took was a click and Noir's friendlist was cleansed from Jeffrey Frank Waters faggotry, once and for all. "Go whine about it's gaige, women, your mother and your shitty life with someone else". The funny thing is, Koh had absolutely no idea of how much his "bestie" Noir loathed him... he immediately noticed Noir no longer came online, so he swallowed his pitiful pride and asked it's gaige "have you seen noir?". Due to respect to Noir, Gaige wasted yet another chance to destroy Koh's dignity and self-esteem, opting to just ignore his pleas and silently remove him.
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  8. AQUI HAZ UNA NUEVA SECCION, LLAMALA "THE DESTRUCTION OF KOH"
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  10. THE BIGGEST MISTAKE
  11. Instead of keeping his mouth shut and accepting he got removed, Koh began to stalk Noir in KF, asking him "WHY DID YOU REMOVE ME??????" repeatedly, only to be ignored. It didn't take long for Jeff to find out he had just been disposed like used toilet paper. Rumors said he was the laughing stock among Noir's circle. Like a natural egomaniac, he didn't stand for this and instead, chose to give Noir "the treatment", which consisted in impersonating him and parodying his Steam profile. Oh you poor stupid bastard... what could've ended as a sour unfriending became something more. "So this piece of shit thinks he can just troll his master? He just kicked the hornet nest".
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  13. With this song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CEKAllZJhI) in mind. Noir began to scheme the plan that would culminate with Koh's destruction. Ever since Jeff began to display sociopathic tendencies, Noir decided to silently doxx him, just in case he'd ever need it against Jeff. Everything you read on this wiki is the result of months of screenshots, saved chat logs and successful doxxing. Yep, his name, place of birth, age, life story... everything came right from Jeff's keyboard.
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  15. "Exposing someone like this, it might be too harsh", Noir thought... he had way too much dirt on Koh, it was too juicy to keep it for himself, so he asked it's gaige "do you want to laugh your ass off?", to what gaige said yes. While Noir built this wiki from nothing and shared it with all the elite KF players (and thus they saw Koh's true colors), it's gaige took care of leaking Jeff's personal details on several sites, including 4chan, so even anons could laugh at this little loser.
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  17. SCREAM BLOODY GORE
  18. Once the bomb was dropped, you could hear this song (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHuqcVAaIN8) throughout KF servers. Koh was absolutely terrified, he had no idea of how Noir could have assfucked him so hard, "HOW DID HE GET ALL MY PERSONAL DETAILS? MY REAL NAME, WHERE I LIVE, MY HIGH SCHOOL?!?!?"... during his last encounter with Noir, face to face in KF, Noir asked "are you salty about the wiki and everyone knowing your personal shit?", to what Jeffrey the faggot replied "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S SALTY NOT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!", only to leave the match shortly afterwards.
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  20. Was Koh affected by the doxxing? What if Noir is just making things up? Well, Jeff didn't delete his Facebook profile, made a new e-mail address, wipe his YouTube channel and completely locked down his Steam profile to private status because of nothing. Not to mention the pressure of having a ton of strangers knowing every detail (especially the failures) of your life. Koh was killed several times in a hundred ways. His screams fell like vaporous stones from his mouth into the nightly breeze, and even thought he commited virtual suicide, he's always been an easy target.
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  22. EXILE IN PURGATORY
  23. After the doxxing, Koh discovered what true terror and anxiety felt like. He couldn't play KF in public servers anymore. What if he found his rapist once again? He had learned the lesson and didn't want to have ANYTHING to do with Noir or be ANYWHERE near him, even if it was a server thousands of kilometers away from each other. It was then when he realized he was now in exile. Any public server he went, he'd be laughed at... he had but one choice: kneel to fuzzy (who was now nicknamed as "sushi") to get admin privileges and play in a private server, free of the harshness of the outside world.
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