Fiestón

<?php
class Fiestón {
    public $restroom_status = 0;
    public $restroom_refresher_shots_available = 1000;
    public $restroom_stink = 0;
    public function restroom($person) {
        if ($this->restroom_status==0) {
            $this->restroom_status = 1;
            while ($person->bladder>0) {
                sleep(1);
            }
            while ($person->bowels>0) {
                sleep(1);
            }
            $person->exit_premises(true);
            $this->restroom_status = 1;
            $this->restroom_refresh();
            return true;
        } else {
            return OCCUPIED_TRY_LATER;
        }
    }
    public function restroom_refresh() {
        if ($this->restroom_refresher_shots_available>0) {
            $this->restroom_refresher_shots_available--;
            return true;
        } else {
            $this->restroom_stink++;
            return false;
        }
    }
}
?>