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  1. <Pose Tracker> Lydia Seren has posed.
  2. Lydia is not really sure what to make of that report. Luckily, Lydia is not interested in asking Ethius about Kaguya advice. AstieJail is nice and all but it clearly doesn't solve problems any.
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  4. "ETHIUS!" Lydia kicks the door open of the Caravan door that Ethius was about to step into, possibly knocking him over. She points a finger towards Ethius's nose.
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  6. "I was just looking for you! You're the man I need! I need to ask you about something important!"
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  8. She doesn't stop to pause and think because if she paused and thought then she probably wouldn't be in this situation and neither would Ethius. Instead she says, "I need your advice."
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  10. Her eyes narrow. "''Relationship Advice''."
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  12. She pauses. "Not that we're in a relationship or anything but there is a relationship between the two of us.... Just not ''a'' relationship, okay?"
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  14. She takes in a deep breath, exhales it, and then says, "So like, there's this guy. Who might actually like me? But I can't be sure because he is really weird, okay. And MAYBE I like him even after attempts at banishing away the feelings by sitting underwater for a while because he did something nice, okay? Okay."
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  16. "So this guy is generally kind of surly, but he's usually trying to be helpful I guess, and maybe he keeps trying to murder Jay but lets pretend that's not a thing right now, okay? I'm pretty sure he hasn't tried to murder anybody else and he probably doesn't really want to murder Jay but it's complicated, okay? I need you to understand that I am not pro murdering Jay. Do you understand that? Do you understand that I don't want any murders? I don't want Jay murdered? Or the guy I maybe like murdered? No murders, okay? Okay. Good. Got it."
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  18. She nods once. "So okay. There's this guy. But how do I figure out if he likes me or not or if it's just like him generally being a nice guy who murders people, okay, but like he's a nice guy otherwise. Like how do I tell the difference?"
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  20. She gestures with a hand towards Ethius expectantly.
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