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- SO YOU WANNA OPPRESS THE GOVERNMENT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE? KEEP READING.
- FIRSTLY, are you sick of the fucking fact that you have to share your information with google and youtube just to be able to view a fucking video or read a book or some gay shit like that?
- Luckily, you can do these steps to prevent that from happening again:
- 1. Use DuckDuckGo instead of Google.
- "But DuckDuckGo doesn't allow YouTube videos", keep reading:
- 2. Use invidio.us
- Invidio.us is a site that allows you to view youtube content but with these features: It eliminates ads, does not use YouTube APIs and has many features YouTube should also always have had (audio-only mode? Yes please).
- "But how do I stop wearing a mask every time I'm in public or use hand sanitizer whenever I'm warned?"
- 1. Do not wear a mask until you're warned about it. Pretend you're dumb.
- 2. If you're forced to use a hand sanitizer, pretend you've already taken some by triggering it, then move your hand away and rub them.
- (More content will be added along the way. Do not be afraid to mention some, and I will add them to the list!)
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