#Blitz-T

* Now talking on #blitz-t
* Wolfy ([email protected]) has joined
<IceDragon404> holy shit
<Charybdizs> lol
<IceDragon404> why is badz so fast
<Wolfy> best channel 2014
* Badz gives channel operator status to Wolfy
* Wolfy gives channel operator status to Charybdizs
<Charybdizs> hey I made the name
<Charybdizs> yay
* Wolfy gives channel operator status to IceDragon404
* You've invited Blitz-T to #blitz-t (chaos.esper.net)
* Badz removes channel operator status from IceDragon404
<Wolfy> lol
<IceDragon404> ok
<Wolfy> inb4 this becomes the Blitz-T fanclub
<Wolfy> Blitz-T becomes most beloved community member
<Wolfy> forced to become dev
<IceDragon404> OH EM GEEEEEEE
<Wolfy> head admin of SRB2MB
<IceDragon404> I LOVE BLITZ TEA
<Wolfy> game complete under his watch
* Charybdizs has changed the topic to: welcome to #blitz-t on esper.net, the channel where we drool like the little fangirls we are over everything blitz-t touches
<Wolfy> much praise
<IceDragon404> lol
<Wolfy> Tyrone becomes unlockable
<IceDragon404> Tyrone replaces Sonic
<Wolfy> SRB2Kart and TD become vanilla
<IceDragon404> Tyrone replaces EVERYONE
<Charybdizs> TYRONE RECOLORS!
<Charybdizs> MAKE IT HAPPEN
<Badz> Speedy Tyrone, Flying Tyrone, Strong Tyrone
<Wolfy> doom ditched
<Charybdizs> didn't he make other chars though?
<IceDragon404> what color would you like your stripes in?
<Charybdizs> he made a turtle I remember
<Wolfy> adopt quake
<Wolfy> or unreal engine 4
<IceDragon404> he did
<Charybdizs> he can be the tiptup of blitz-tkart
<Wolfy> new non-shit netcode
<Charybdizs> we'll call it
<Charybdizs> BLITZCODE
<Charybdizs> y/n
<Wolfy> Blitz-T joins #retro
<Wolfy> instantly beloved
<Wolfy> most famous figure in the Sonic community
<Badz> Blitz-T is the solution to all the drama on #retro
<Wolfy> single handedly makes the community intelligent and tolerable
<Charybdizs> >becomes more famous than sonic himself
<Charybdizs> >revives sega
<IceDragon404> I just imagine like
<IceDragon404> Blitz being totally unresponsive
<Wolfy> becomes head of SEGA
<IceDragon404> and doing nothing
<Wolfy> still beloved
<IceDragon404> but everyone loves it anyways
<Badz> It won't be SEGA, it'll be BLITZ-A
<Charybdizs> >remasters Sonic 06 and makes it god-tier
<IceDragon404> and puts him up top
<IceDragon404> BLITZ GIVE US A WORD
<IceDragon404> <Blitz-T> ...
<IceDragon404> FUCK YEAH YEAH YEAH LE GO
<IceDragon404> -insert wombo combo screams here-
<Charybdizs> >receives nobel peace prize
<Wolfy> Blitz-T asked to develop all three consoles simultaneously
<Charybdizs> >does it in record time
<Wolfy> becomes head of SEGA, Nintendo, and Microsoft
<Wolfy> Gaben agrees to work under him
<Charybdizs> >half life 3 released
<Wolfy> yes
<Charybdizs> >Portal 3 is slated for development
<Wolfy> earns Nobel Prize of Gaming
<Charybdizs> >FOUNDS nobel prize of gaming
<Charybdizs> >wins it
<Wolfy> has numerous television ads where he does not speak
<Wolfy> beloved by entire world
<Wolfy> becomes US president
<Charybdizs> >the crowds go wild
<Wolfy> becomes preisdent of everywhere else
<Charybdizs> >quells strife in middle east
<Badz> Solves all the economic problems of the world
<Charybdizs> >gets the middle east to calm the fuck down
<Wolfy> becomes Lelouch vi Britannia
<Wolfy> dies to solve world problems
<Wolfy> transfers leadership to Kart Krew
<Charybdizs> >brings businesses back to USA
<Wolfy> Kart Krew's descendents rule the entire world
<Charybdizs> >cures ebola
<Badz> And then, as soon as he dies, forgotten and the world goes back to normal
<Wolfy> but what about kart krew
<Wolfy> we now rule the world
<Wolfy> thanks to him
<Wolfy> who we will nevar 5get
<Charybdizs> yeah wolfy but then coatrack fucks it up with some really bad governmental choices
<Wolfy> coatrack is slapped
<Charybdizs> arguments evolve in kart krew
<Wolfy> wolfs takes charge
<Charybdizs> massive schism
<IceDragon404> coatrack is the leader that has great potential but makes glaber mistakes
<Wolfy> palestine gets actual country
<Wolfy> israel gets the boot
<IceDragon404> and needs to be put in a pokeball to be given commands to use his potential
<Charybdizs> see wolfy
<IceDragon404> We call these Constructive Criticism trainers
<Badz> And then, badz manipulates something terrible from the shadows under his mask of doing nothing
<Charybdizs> you're already undoing everything blitz-t did
<IceDragon404> only Charyb has the bond with this pokemon to make him listen
<IceDragon404> otherwise he just does what he wants on the battlefield
<Charybdizs> oh my gosh yes
<Charybdizs> can each one of you go in a pokeball plz
<Badz> No
<Badz> I can't
<Badz> My catch rate is too low
<Charybdizs> ICEDRAGON404! GO!
<Charybdizs> *ping ping*
<Charybdizs> ROAAAAAAR
<IceDragon404> I hate katsy
<IceDragon404> fairy type
<Wolfy> wolfs becomes actual wolf
<IceDragon404> lol
<Charybdizs> no that's not katsy that's fairy type
<Charybdizs> katsy is normal type
<Charybdizs> meru1 is fairy type
<IceDragon404> why am I laughing :v
<Badz> And I would be uh
<IceDragon404> I should be finishing this texture damnit :VVVV
<Badz> Steel Type
<Charybdizs> her host on seraphim was literally great.fairy.meru
<Badz> That one type that resists everything
<Wolfy> world wars determined by pokemon
<Wolfy> SRB2 developers rebel
<Wolfy> take control of America
<IceDragon404> Wait
<IceDragon404> is D00D bidoof
<Wolfy> (all of America)
<Wolfy> not just uS
<Wolfy> *US
<Charybdizs> yes, IceDragon404
<Wolfy> Kart Krew forced to throw quarrels aside and join together to stop this menace
<IceDragon404> good
<Wolfy> CoatRack brings tanks
<Charybdizs> oh my gosh yes wolfy
<Charybdizs> it becomes
<Charybdizs> Team Mystic
<Badz> Badz brings the Orbital Missiles
<IceDragon404> Advanced Wars, SRB2
<Wolfy> Mystic does not actually fight
<Wolfy> he stays home and watches hentai
<Badz> .
<Wolfy> shit i said hentai fuck fuck fuck
<Wolfy> i meant anime i swear
<Charybdizs> well it's sure gonna be easy to take back the usa then
<IceDragon404> What?
<IceDragon404> the former is more accurate, wolfs
<IceDragon404> :VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
<IceDragon404> VV::::::::
<Wolfy> uses MB's ban system to choose targets in war
<IceDragon404> nah he just bans spazzo
<Wolfy> banned targets are killed with 99% success rate
<Charybdizs> meanwhile spazzo organizes space program
<Wolfy> 99% of targets are spazzo
<Charybdizs> blasts off
<Wolfy> spazzo is the one percent
<Charybdizs> colonizes mars
<Wolfy> martian Blitz-T discovered
<Wolfy> brings all of us together
<Charybdizs> renames the planet to Spaddlewit
<Charybdizs> OH MY GOSH WOLFY
<Charybdizs> it needs to be better than that
<Charybdizs> it's more like
<Charybdizs> we find aliens
<Charybdizs> said aliens reveal a way to bring blitz-t back with their crazy alien technology
<Charybdizs> blitz-t rematerializes
<Wolfy> Blitz-T revealed to be Jesus
<Wolfy> actual second coming
<Badz> BUT THEN, a stray Orbital Missile strikes and causes an inconsistency
<Charybdizs> and blitz-t is SUPERPOWERED
<Wolfy> Blitz-T has laser vision
<Wolfy> demolishes missile
<Wolfy> missile lands on Mystic's house
<Wolfy> blames Spazzo
<Charybdizs> we are so cool
<Badz> And then what?
<Charybdizs> I dunno I think then a time paradox happens or something
<Charybdizs> and it all starts over again
<Wolfy> Blitz-T reproduces
<Wolfy> people of the world start becoming like Blitz-T
<Charybdizs> MINI BLITZ-TS!
<Badz> But there is an inconsistency
<Charybdizs> yes badz
<Wolfy> world peace
<Wolfy> until
<Charybdizs> the inconsistency was that this time he was even more powerful
<Wolfy> kids decide to become different from Blitz-T
<Wolfy> create unoriginal fancharacters
<Wolfy> based on Tyrone
<Wolfy> world degenerates into chaos
<Wolfy> Blitz-T leaves hoping the world will stabilize one day
<Wolfy> world does not stabilize
<Wolfy> world actually becomes unstable
<Wolfy> world is eventually destroyed
<Wolfy> like Dragon Ball Z
<Charybdizs> blitz-t creates second world
<Charybdizs> everything is perfect
<Charybdizs> it's as perfect as his kart maps
<Badz> And thus, Badz's conspiracy had worked
<Badz> The world did not exist anymore
<Charybdizs> badz is cast into hell
<Wolfy> Blitz-T reverses time but he can not choose precisely where to go
<Wolfy> reverses to 2014
<Wolfy> Blitz-T loses Jesus form and memories
<Wolfy> now back in Kart Krew
<Wolfy> the cycle repeats waiting to be broken
<Charybdizs> ;~;
<Charybdizs> WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
<Charybdizs> this makes me sad
<Badz> This was the most glorious story I've heard
<Charybdizs> indeed