NameIsJolly

April Fools' (hugbox fluff)

May 6th, 2012
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  1. >It's April Fools Day
  2. >You're gonna pull a cheap prank on your fluffy
  3. >Tell it that you bought a spaghetti machine
  4. >It's really your computer, on youtube
  5. >Que up a video, tell fluffy to watch the screen and wait for spaghetti
  6. >It's a screamer
  7. >AAAAHHHHHH!!!
  8. >Fluffy pony shits itself (you've toweled up your desk in preparation) and jumps nearly 5 inches up
  9. >You didn't even think fluffy ponies could jump that high
  10. >Fluffy pony cowers in its fluff, whining and mewling
  11. >You laugh so hard
  12. >After a bit, you both calm down
  13. >Coming down from your laughing fit, you are greeted by a sorry sight
  14. >Your fluffy pony is looking up at you, still crying, asking why you don't love it anymore
  15. >"Fwu-, fwuffy be g-, goo' fwuffy... *sob* suh-, suh-, sowwee, so soweeee.... wh-, why daddy no wuv fwuffy anymow...?"
  16. >Your heart melts
  17. "Oh man, I'm sorry! It's April Fool's Day, fluffy, I was just pranking you!"
  18. >"D-, daddy meenie! *sobbing*"
  19. "No, no, I wasn't trying to be mean! I was just having a little fun, okay?"
  20. >"... daddy wuv fw-, fwuffy? *sniff*"
  21. "Of course I love you, I love you more than anyone, fluffy!"
  22. >Fluffy pony calms down a bit
  23. >"...d-, daddy wan'-, wan' huggies?"
  24. "Of course."
  25. >You open your arms, and the fluffy jumps up at your chest
  26. >ZAP
  27. >You jump five inches in the air
  28. >Fluffy pony falls down to the floor and scampers to its safe room, giggling its ass off, leaving behind the handbuzzer it had taped to its belly
  29. >Fluffy pony is a little prankster
  30. >You fix spaghetti to celebrate his first April Fools'
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