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- >It's April Fools Day
- >You're gonna pull a cheap prank on your fluffy
- >Tell it that you bought a spaghetti machine
- >It's really your computer, on youtube
- >Que up a video, tell fluffy to watch the screen and wait for spaghetti
- >It's a screamer
- >AAAAHHHHHH!!!
- >Fluffy pony shits itself (you've toweled up your desk in preparation) and jumps nearly 5 inches up
- >You didn't even think fluffy ponies could jump that high
- >Fluffy pony cowers in its fluff, whining and mewling
- >You laugh so hard
- >After a bit, you both calm down
- >Coming down from your laughing fit, you are greeted by a sorry sight
- >Your fluffy pony is looking up at you, still crying, asking why you don't love it anymore
- >"Fwu-, fwuffy be g-, goo' fwuffy... *sob* suh-, suh-, sowwee, so soweeee.... wh-, why daddy no wuv fwuffy anymow...?"
- >Your heart melts
- "Oh man, I'm sorry! It's April Fool's Day, fluffy, I was just pranking you!"
- >"D-, daddy meenie! *sobbing*"
- "No, no, I wasn't trying to be mean! I was just having a little fun, okay?"
- >"... daddy wuv fw-, fwuffy? *sniff*"
- "Of course I love you, I love you more than anyone, fluffy!"
- >Fluffy pony calms down a bit
- >"...d-, daddy wan'-, wan' huggies?"
- "Of course."
- >You open your arms, and the fluffy jumps up at your chest
- >ZAP
- >You jump five inches in the air
- >Fluffy pony falls down to the floor and scampers to its safe room, giggling its ass off, leaving behind the handbuzzer it had taped to its belly
- >Fluffy pony is a little prankster
- >You fix spaghetti to celebrate his first April Fools'
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