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  1. Humanity Ends, <3<3<3 Begins
  2.  
  3. p1
  4. >Just before the Earth came to an end,
  5.  
  6. >Anybody's fine!
  7. >Just hurry!
  8. >A young boy and a girl...
  9. >There's no time...
  10.  
  11. >the two of us were forced into a spaceship
  12. >and ejected into space.
  13. >>Inside a space ship
  14.  
  15. >In order for humanity to prosper on a new planet,
  16. >we have to make babies...!
  17.  
  18. p2
  19. >Making babies...
  20. >That mean having s<3x, right...?
  21. >With this person I've only just met...?
  22.  
  23. >He does look cool, though...
  24. >Hey, um.
  25. >!
  26.  
  27. >I've
  28. >never had s<3x before...
  29. >I-
  30. >Is that so...?
  31. >M-...
  32. >Me neither.
  33.  
  34. >I'm a virgin...
  35. >Me too.
  36.  
  37. >...
  38. >...?
  39. >"Me TOO"? [tn: The word used for "virgin" here, "shojo" specifically applies to women. Male virgins are referred to as "doutei".]
  40.  
  41. p3
  42. >Because we were crammed into this ship without any thought,
  43. >humanity's going to end.
  44.  
  45. >So you were a girl.
  46. >Yeah.
  47. >I get that a lot.
  48. >>The End
  49.  
  50. p4
  51. >Um.
  52. >So why bring up the s<3x talk...?
  53. >Even though humanity's doomed either way.
  54. >Eh?
  55.  
  56. >Erm...
  57.  
  58. >Before I died,
  59. >I-
  60. >I wanted to try it.
  61. >H-
  62. >How about it...?
  63.  
  64. >I mean!
  65. >It doesn't have to be right now!
  66. >It's fine!
  67. >Sorry!
  68. >That was too sudden!
  69. >Somebody like me...
  70. >I thought she was cool,
  71. >but she's actually cute.
  72. >Humanity ended
  73. >and the s<3x began.
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