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- Humanity Ends, <3<3<3 Begins
- p1
- >Just before the Earth came to an end,
- >Anybody's fine!
- >Just hurry!
- >A young boy and a girl...
- >There's no time...
- >the two of us were forced into a spaceship
- >and ejected into space.
- >>Inside a space ship
- >In order for humanity to prosper on a new planet,
- >we have to make babies...!
- p2
- >Making babies...
- >That mean having s<3x, right...?
- >With this person I've only just met...?
- >He does look cool, though...
- >Hey, um.
- >!
- >I've
- >never had s<3x before...
- >I-
- >Is that so...?
- >M-...
- >Me neither.
- >I'm a virgin...
- >Me too.
- >...
- >...?
- >"Me TOO"? [tn: The word used for "virgin" here, "shojo" specifically applies to women. Male virgins are referred to as "doutei".]
- p3
- >Because we were crammed into this ship without any thought,
- >humanity's going to end.
- >So you were a girl.
- >Yeah.
- >I get that a lot.
- >>The End
- p4
- >Um.
- >So why bring up the s<3x talk...?
- >Even though humanity's doomed either way.
- >Eh?
- >Erm...
- >Before I died,
- >I-
- >I wanted to try it.
- >H-
- >How about it...?
- >I mean!
- >It doesn't have to be right now!
- >It's fine!
- >Sorry!
- >That was too sudden!
- >Somebody like me...
- >I thought she was cool,
- >but she's actually cute.
- >Humanity ended
- >and the s<3x began.
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