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- According to a Kinsey survey, 75% of men ejaculate within three minutes of penetration.
- Oh, to be in the 98th percentile
- Males under the age of forty are typically able to achieve an erection in less than ten seconds.
- Slow pokes
- 0.3% are well enough endowed to fellate themselves
- The other 99.7% pull a muscle trying. Is fellate REALLY a word?
- A typical orgasm lasts from three to ten seconds with contractions occuring every 0.8 seconds.
- No wonder we always are so envious of pigs
- Medomalacuphobia: the fear of losing an erection.
- PEmalacuphobia: the fear of finding that lost erection during gym class
- There are five calories in a teaspoon of semen
- I always try to show the chickies what is good for me is good for them
- Among primates, man has the largest and thickest penis. In fact, an adult gorilla's penis is only 2 inches long
- I try to incorporate this little known fact during foreplay
- The bobobo chimp holds the record for the quickest mammalian sexual intercourse session at an average of three seconds
- I know some chickies that might dispute this
- A small, flaccid penis generally has a greater percentage increase during erection than a larger flaccid penis
- Another little known fact I try to incorporate during foreplay. Growers vs Showers
- Studies have shows males become sexually aroused nearly every time they dream
- I think it's EVERTIME
- The male fetus is capable of attaining an erection during the last trimester
- Okay, just something incestuous about that one
- Semen contains small amounts of more than thirty substances, including fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol, cretine, citric acid, lactic acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12 and various salts and acids.
- Still trying to figure out why the "let me be your One-a-Day" line doesn't work
- Napoleon's penis was sold to an American urologist for $40,000
- Would you not have liked to have been at that auction?
- Ithyphallophobia: the fear of seeing, thinking about, or having an erect penis
- Known to exist in 98% of all women six months or sooner from divorce filings and in 100% of all dead men
- At age seventy, 73% of men are still potent
- Okay, buddy, you have a 73% chance of being a Dirty Old Man--not bad odds
- The smallest erect penis on record was one centimeter
- Talk about bad break. AND, who got to be the offical measurer
- A man's penis shrinks not only during cold but also from non-sexual excitement like when his favorite sports team wins.
- This is why there are no quickies during the Super Bowl
- An unobstructed penis is capable of shooting semen anywhere from 12 to 24 inches.
- I'm NOT GETTING IT; what would get in the way?
- In 1995, Mo Ka Wang, a Chi Kung master in Hong Kong, lifted over 250 pounds two feet off the floor with his erect penis
- This one would be a no brainer for Stupid Human tricks. And you think you are a FREAK. Picturing Mrs. Wang saying "Honey, this just isn't doing it for me"
- The initial spurt of ejaculate travels at 28 MPH; by way of comparison, the work record for the 100 meter dash is 27.1 MPH
- Whew, that would be a clsoe one if you were fucking in a school zone. Imagine having to try to talk yourself outta that ticket
- The left teticle usually hangs lower than the right testicle for right-handed men. The opposite is true for lefties.
- Ten bucks sez 98% of the men reading this will check this ascertion out within 24 hours
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