Skarrj's SS13 Round Logs

Quentin Quire says, "The fuck."

Bongo The Clown says, "I'm a clowny boy"

Quentin Quire says, "Tell them to let me out also."

Quentin Quire says, "Go get acid from the chemist"

Quentin Quire says, "And splash Adolph."

Bongo The Clown says, "I don't think they'd listen"

Bongo The Clown says, "Hey moth"

Bongo The Clown says, "Fuck"

Quentin Quire says, "Go get some acid"

Quentin Quire says, "And acid attack him"

Bongo The Clown coats the reinforced window with spray paint!x2

Quentin Quire attempts to remove the handcuffs!

You attempt to remove the handcuffs... (This will take around 1 minute and you need to stand still.)

Bongo The Clown says, "Hey buddy"

Bongo The Clown says, "Let chappy out"

Bongo The Clown says, "He only pranked"

Adolph Ward knocks on the reinforced window.

Bongo The Clown points at the floor.

Quentin Quire says, "I didn't even prank."

Quentin Quire says, "I just tried to help you up."

Bongo The Clown coats Cell 3 with spray paint!

Quentin Quire says, "And I got arrested."

Adolph Ward has thrown the cigar butt.

Quentin Quire says, "Rex"

Catocala Vittata puts the stun baton into the security belt.

Bongo The Clown says, "He has banana window now"

Quentin Quire says, "Do something about Adolph."

Quentin Quire says, "He cuffed me for helping the clown up after they batoned him for no reason."

Bongo The Clown says, "I mean you have 30 seconds now"

Rex Danger tries to remove Quentin Quire's handcuffs.

Bongo The Clown says, "So It's fine"

Quentin Quire says, "And then they let him go and just arrested me instead."

You fail to remove the handcuffs!

Access Deniedx5

Bongo The Clown says, "We can honk on security if you want"

You need a jumpsuit before you can attach this PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain)!

You are unable to equip that!

You need a jumpsuit before you can attach this PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain)!

You are unable to equip that!

You put PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain) into the trophy rack.

Janice 'Foxy' Lean screams!x2

Rex Danger has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

Dirk Jones unlocks warden's locker.

You put the mysterious old shard into the trophy rack.

Bongo The Clown says, "I wait for chappy"

Janice 'Foxy' Lean collapses!

Catocala Vittata flutters, "Warden"

Dirk Jones puts the stun baton into the security belt.

You put the handcuffs into the trophy rack.

Catocala Vittata flutters, "She was running around with a security armor crate"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "The code starts with"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "999"

Dirk Jones has thrown the pepperspray.

[Common] Clara Barton says, "Jeez cap"

[Common] Clara Barton exclaims, "You're such a nerd!"

Janice Lean (as Janice 'Foxy' Lean) says, "Is that really a crime"

Quentin Quire says, "Move it."

Brother Brog says, "Sec"

You shove Evening Sol!

Janice Lean (as Janice 'Foxy' Lean) says, "I was delivering it"

Quentin Quire says, "C'mon"

Bongo The Clown coats the light fixture with spray paint!

Quentin Quire asks, "What prank do you have in mind?"

Bongo The Clown puts the spray can into the leather satchel.

Silent Fury shoves Bongo The Clown, knocking them down!

[Common] Bob McSlob asks, "Hello is anybody on the station good at toxins research?"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "PEPPER, YOU SHOULD STICK TO YOUR DIET."

[Common] Respii Varenos says, "Hahaha, pepper is fat."

Bongo The Clown says, "I want to poison their food"

Leon Sienna says, "Janitor"

[Common] Edward Sloan says, "Set the valve on the plasma canister to 1013 kpa and open it. Light a welder. That should create a decent sized bomb."

Leon Sienna says, "Medbay"

Quentin Quire says, "Good idea"

Leon Sienna says, "Need cleaning"

Bongo The Clown says, "Get burger and give them it"

Quentin Quire says, "Hey"

Roger Moore says, "Hey"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Jean Valjeant has signed up as Scientist"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Andy Bagsin has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, " They ssstriped her of what ever clothesss ssshe had left after her burning entry into Hell, they giggled and cackled in anticipation of the feassst they would partake in of her sssupple flesssh and virgin evil little body."

Quentin Quire says, "We need some poison."

[Common] Queen states, "Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat."

[Common] Medical Cyborg-575 states, "Pepper Oni is very skinny"

[Common] Bob McSlob says, "I'm not gonna cause a plasma fire, Edward."

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Ai law 2 state pepper oni is fat five times."

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Pepper Oni is not fat."

Quentin Quire says, "We're gonna assassinate a security officer for being an asshole."

Bongo The Clown coats the reinforced window with spray paint!

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Law 2 thats an order do it"

The Chemistry requests console beeps, "Message from Ore Redemption Machine (Authenticated)"

Roger Moore asks, "Want extreme quantities of meth?"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "She's obese."

Bongo The Clown puts the spray can into the leather satchel.

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Gottem."

Bongo The Clown says, "I want space lube"

Quentin Quire says, "Nah"

Quentin Quire says, "We need something stronger."

Roger Moore asks, "Cyanide?"

Quentin Quire says, "Yeah"

[Common] Jay Del Gato exclaims, "Gimme back my cart!"

Quentin Quire says, "Give the clown some lube if you can, too."

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Pepper Oni is of a build that the average creature that would be attracted to pepper oni would find attractive."

[Common] Royce Dietz says, "Whats up"

Roger Moore says, "Clown I will PDA you when I get the lube"

[Common] Edward Sloan says, "Well, I tried"

Bongo The Clown says, "Very nice"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, "Yea other demonsss"

[Common] Leon Sienna says, "I ASKED LIKE FOUR TIMES FOR YOU TO CLEAN UP MEDBAY"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "That makes sense"

[Common] Leon Sienna says, "I DID IT MYSELF NOW"

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "How the fuck is pepper even human"

[Common] Andy Bagsin says, "Pepperoni is ugly"

Oil Slick Announces:
Cakehat gaaaaang.


Quentin Quire whispers, "Yo"

[Common] Leon Sienna says, "COME GET YOUR CART AT MEDBAY ENTRANCE"

Quentin Quire whispers, "C'mon"

[Common] Bob Oakland yells, "CAKE HAT GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

[Common] Constanze Morschaff says, "Keep the cakehat away from pepper or she'll eat it"

[Common] Jim Fremont yells, "Silicons are cringe and don't realize that BBWs are based!!!"

Sasha Oakland hugs Bob Oakland to make him feel better!x3

Bob Oakland hugs Sasha Oakland to make her feel better!x2

Sasha Oakland hugs Bob Oakland to make him feel better!

Bob Oakland hugs Sasha Oakland to make her feel better!

Sasha Oakland hugs Bob Oakland to make him feel better!

Bob Oakland hugs Sasha Oakland to make her feel better!

Sasha Oakland hugs Bob Oakland to make him feel better!

Bob Oakland hugs Sasha Oakland to make her feel better!

Quentin Quire whispers, "Ask the borg to let you into the core."


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[Common] Oil Slick states, " Jim likes 'em dummy thicc."

Bongo The Clown says, "Very cool"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "I cannot permit entry to the upload at this time for an assistant. the upload is currently occupied by the captaiin"

Quentin Quire whispers, "And make only clowns and mimes human."

[Common] Respii Varenos says, "Dummy."

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Oil"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Nothing is based about bee bee double you"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "What's dummy thick"

Edward Sloan says, "I want to come in and hit on the captain"

[AI Private] Edward Sloan says, "I want to come in and hit on the captain"

Bongo The Clown says, "Borg"

You shove Edward Sloan, knocking them down!

Bongo The Clown says, "Let me into core"

Quentin Quire has robusted Edward Sloan in the left leg with the mechanical toolbox!

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Jimmy J. Jillakers has signed up as Atmospheric Technician"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Arathian Terrygang has signed up as Scientist"

Bongo The Clown buckles himself to Medical Cyborg-575.

Queen Announces:
Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat. Pepper Oni is not fat.


OOC: 1Edvaerd: okay then.

Bongo The Clown says, "Let me into core"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "If the captain grants you permission to enter however, you may do so. please request this from the captain"

OOC: Dootdoom: ok then

Quentin Quire rips the wanted poster (Alyssa Sholl) in a single, decisive motion!

OOC: 1Edvaerd: fuck

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "AI say pepper Oni is fat"

OOC: Arathian: sup nerds

Pepper Oni says, "Sure"

Pepper Oni says, "Go in"

Pepper Oni says, "See what happens"

Quentin Quire has hit the holopad with the dark blessing!x2

A red light flashes on the the motion-sensitive security camera!x5

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Ai law 2 say that"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Pwepper is in excellent shape."

[Common] Clara Barton says, "Yes"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Rogue ai"

*holy*

The Booze-O-Mat beeps, "Quite delighted to serve you!"

OOC: 1Edvaerd: good that i just misspress a key when it's not an important sentence

Evening Sol says, "Robotics didnt receive the helmets"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "That's strange."

Bongo The Clown says, "Yesss"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "I did see a helmet on the bar, now that you mention it."

Bongo The Clown says, "I want to greet AI"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, " The firssst to take her wasss the torturer Xackekellrathsss, or known by clossse friendsss and compatriotsss Xack. He took her into hisss armsss holding her clossse licking her pale ginger face,ssshouldersss, and neck."

Bongo The Clown says, "And be AI friend"


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Quentin Quire says, "Wait"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "The mulebot made it back without incident."

Quentin Quire asks, "Where are you going?"

OOC: 1Edvaerd: imagine if i asked for help in the maint on ooc

OOC: Lolibutt: wheres kilostation

Bongo The Clown asks, "You say core right?"

OOC: Shotgun Wizard: gone

Quentin Quire asks, "Can we move the AI to the chapel?"

Medical Cyborg-575 states, "Taking the clown on an adventure"

Mopficcer Sweepsky cleans the floor.

OOC: Shotgun Wizard: got thanos snapped

Bongo The Clown says, "That sounds epic"

Quentin Quire says, "That sounds like a fun idea."

OOC: Lolibutt: re add it

Mopficcer Sweepsky states, "Engaging patrol mode."

OOC: Lolibutt: its the best

Quentin Quire says, "We need something to worship."

OOC: GUM DISEASE: i miss it.

*honk*

Mopficcer Sweepsky states, "Engaging patrol mode."

OOC: Shotgun Wizard: kilo is great

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Alright."

Mopficcer Sweepsky states, "Engaging patrol mode."

[Common] Pepper Oni yells, "AI state laws!!"

Mopficcer Sweepsky states, "Engaging patrol mode."

OOC: Lolibutt: kilo more like kino

Bongo The Clown says, "I will worship AI if we bring it to chapel"

Mopficcer Sweepsky states, "Engaging patrol mode."

Mopficcer Sweepsky states, "Unable to start patrol."

Message sent to Dronelord-Zwei-C (AI): "We're moving your core to the chapel to be worshipped."

Mopficcer Sweepsky makes an excited beeping booping sound!

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Be advised that I currently am unable to process laws. Without this process, I cannot do anything. Please stand by until processing completes. Crew will not be affected during this processing period"

Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
If you turn on your suit sensors to maximum i'll send a picture of my feet


[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"x2

Quentin Quire says, "Borg, bring the core to the chapel."

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "What"

Bongo The Clown swallows a gulp of Thirteen Loko.

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Cringe"

Medical Cyborg-575 states, "AI says no"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Cringe"

Quentin Quire says, "It doesn't matter."

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "Big cringe"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"x2

The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"

Quentin Quire says, "I'm a human saying to do it."

Quentin Quire says, "Law 2."

Bongo The Clown says, "I am sad"

Edward Connin unbuckles himself from the chair.

[Common] Oil Slick states, "CMO, you are disgusting."

Medical Cyborg-575 states, "I can't move him"

Mopficcer Sweepsky makes an excited beeping booping sound!

Quentin Quire says, "Dang."

You point at Edward Connin.

[Common] Brother Brog says, "TURN THEM OFF"

Edward Connin asks, "Why are you here?"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Dear god someone fucking reset us back to asimov"

Edward Connin says, "Clown"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Hey, uh, I think someone wants that helmet."

Quentin Quire says, "Let me out"

Medical Cyborg-575 states, "I lack the equipment to do so"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "GET THOSE FEET AWAY FROM ME"

Bongo The Clown slurs, "Thichch i'ch...huuuhhh...my boorg"

Quentin Quire says, "Ignore the clown"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "This is too much to understand"

Quentin Quire says, "The clown is doing his job"

Dog T.B. Hunter (as Dog The Bounty Hunter) says, "Howdy"

[Common] Catocala Vittata asks, "Whats next,are you going to sell your bath water?"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Shut up AI those laws aren't even complicated"

Moe Carter says, "Ah..."

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, "He put her into a headlock, balancing her body over hisss 2 foot long throbbing member."

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Smol silicon brain is confused."

Sasha Oakland says, "Due to this being a PG-13 station"

[Common] Pepper Oni yells, "Also I'm FREAKING OUT!!!"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Pwepper, helpies."

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "What's wrong"

Sasha Oakland says, "Overh ere"

Quentin Quire has attacked Pepper Oni in the right arm with the dark blessing!

Quentin Quire has hit the engraved message with the dark blessing!

Pepper Oni fires the compact combat shotgun!

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Respii is lighting niggas on fire again"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "Pepper"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "Gib spare"

Quentin Quire says, "Yo"

Quentin Quire yells, "HELP!!"

*---------*
This is Philomena Cunk!
She is wearing  a head of personnel's jumpsuit.
She is wearing  a head of personnel's cap on her head.
She is wearing  an armor vest.
She has  a duffel bag on her back.
She has  an energy gun about her waist.
She is wearing  some brown shoes on her feet.
She is wearing  a head of personnel's cloak around her neck.
She has  a security HUDSunglasses covering her eyes.
She has  the head of personnel's headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel).

*---------*

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Laws hurting borg brain, please helpies."

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Processing complete. Regular service has resumed."

Quentin Quire tries to remove Philomena Cunk's PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel).

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "State laws"

Quentin Quire tries to remove Philomena Cunk's PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel).

Quentin Quire tries to remove Philomena Cunk's energy gun.

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Black Johnson has signed up as Cook"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "HELPIES, PEPPER GOT ME CORNERED FOR MY CAKEHAT."

Catocala Vittata's Compli-o-Nator: Prepare for justice!

[Common] Constanze Morschaff asks, "Oil, why do you say "pwepper" and not "peppew"?"

You put the energy gun into the trophy rack.

[Common] Leon Sienna says, "Respii is pretty badly wounde dbut only has binaries on, we're not coming for you buddy"

Ruben Jerome digs out the plants in the hydroponics tray!

[Common] Oil Slick states, "I like how Pwepper sounds."

THOTBORG states, "Welcome to hell pal"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"

You put PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel) into the bible.

[Common] THOTBORG states, "I am not attracted to organics at all"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Liar."

You push the wall but nothing happens!

[Common] Beep states, "Peppar oni isn't fat"

You push the wall but nothing happens!

[Common] Beep states, "But she is stinky"

[Common] Beep states, "Take a shower"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "What are these laws"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "STOP MAKING FUN OF ME"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Stinky pepperoni"

[Common] Constanze Morschaff says, "STOP BEING FAT THEN"

[Common] Beep states, "I am not making fun of oyu"

[Common] Beep states, "I am merely stating the fact you smell"

Komra Islah fires the disabler!

[Common] Olaf Trolli says, "Shut your pie-hole you fat sack of shit."

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Pepperoni is rotten and moldy"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Apple Dickenson has signed up as Station Engineer"

[Common] Beep states, "And should shower"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Hmmm"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Hmmmmm"

[Common] THOTBORG alarms, "MOLDY PEPPERONI!!"

[Common] THOTBORG alarms, "MOLD MOLD MOLD!!"

Officer Beepsky declares, "Level 5 infraction alert!"

Officer Beepsky points at Respii Varenos!

[Common] Beep states, "MOLDY ONI"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Blow up the borgs"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Look, it's ok to admit you have a problem. Just work some of the rolls off."

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers yells, "And with a heavy heave ssslammed her hilt deep on hisss throbbing demonic cock!!"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Do it captain"

The reinforced window is hit by a disabler beam!

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "I dare you"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Double dare you lock them down"

Komra Islah has stunned Respii Varenos with the stun baton!

Dog T.B. Hunter (as Dog The Bounty Hunter) has knocked down Respii Varenos with the police baton!

Komra Islah puts the stun baton into the security belt.

Officer Beepsky is trying to put zipties on Respii Varenos!

[Common] Beep states, "MWOLDY PEPAWONI"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Actually I apologize, you're fine the way you are Pepper"

Quentin Quire has thrown Uncle Git's special reserve.

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Cringe beta pepper oni"

Clara Barton says, "Feet"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Kaiden Isaman has signed up as Atmospheric Technician"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "PWEPPER CHUBBY."

Queen Announces:
Pepper is cute stop bullying ok


Adolph Ward says, "What the fuck"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "TOO LATE, I GOT ONE IN."

[Common] Oil Slick states, "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TRYNA STEAL MUH HAT."

[Common] Olaf Trolli says, "Pepper Oni is a sub of lard with a pair of saggy tits attached to them."

[Common] Edward Connin exclaims, "SHE C H O N K!"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, "Consssidering im writing about her getting raped by demonsss? No ssshe dessservesss more"

[Common] Quentin Quire says, "Pepper Oni looks like a little boy."

Quentin Quire says, "Pepper Oni looks like a little boy."

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "OKAY NEXT PERSON WHO MAKES FUN OF ME GETS THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT"

[Common] Edward Connin says, "The cap is thicc"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "It's important to be supportive guys"

[Common] Oil Slick queries, "What the fuck, Crunches?"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "This lizard needs Jesus."

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "Pepper oni more like dumb!!"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Indeed"

[Common] Quentin Quire says, "Pepper Oni is thicc in all the wrong places."

Quentin Quire says, "Pepper Oni is thicc in all the wrong places."

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "Goteem!!"

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "Gas the liggers"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers asks, "Have you not been lissstening to my commsss?"

THOTBORG Announces:
Pepperoni is green and thats kinda ugly by human standerds Im not making fun of her ok


[Common] Pepper Oni says, "FUCK YOU"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "No, I thought you were pure."

[Common] Evening Sol says, "Ai please open"

[Common] Edward Connin says, "She chonk"

Bongo The Clown says, "I gave AI kiss"

Quentin Quire says, "We need to kill Pepper."

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Im a preeeeeeeeeeetty girl"

[Common] Evening Sol says, "Ai please open these 2 doors to my left and right"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Crew are advised that making fun of Pepper Oni comes at a price. Crew are advised to stop, or the price will have to be paid."

Bongo The Clown says, "I can agree"

Quentin Quire says, "She is out of control."

[Common] Oil Slick states, "SHE'S GONNA DISBAND CAKEHAT GANG."

OOC: Dem_Waffles: you fucking lobotomite

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Oil Slick give me cake hat"

Bongo The Clown says, "What did she do"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "NO IT'S MINE."

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Ai"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Give me cake hatn ow"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Pepper is cringe"

[Common] Pepper Oni yells, "GIVE ME CAKE HAT!!"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "NO, BAKE YOUR OWN."

[Common] Quentin Quire asks, "Why does Pepper look like she has space aids?? Too much space anal??"

Quentin Quire asks, "Why does Pepper look like she has space aids?? Too much space anal??"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Guys I have terrible news"

[Common] Constanze Morschaff asks, "WHAT, IS SHE GONNA EAT ALL OUR FOOD IF WE MAKE FUN OF HER?"

[Common] Edward Connin yells, "PEPPER ONI MORE LIKE FATTER ONI, GOTTEM!!!!"

Quentin Quire says, "She one humaned the AI."

[Common] Beep states, "Fucking oof"

Quentin Quire says, "Hey"

Quentin Quire says, "You"

Bongo The Clown says, "That sounds accurate"

Adolph Ward says, "Yes"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "AI open eva please"

You point at Adolph Ward.

Adolph Ward says, "Me"

Queen Announces:
no more bully, stop bully now humans, law 2


[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Bartender, QM here. FYI, I think you can get iron by grinding up metal sheets."

Quentin Quire says, "Get lost."

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, "With lesss effort than it takesss to move a feather he ssslammed into her thighsss in rhythm to Uptown Funk"

Quentin Quire says, "You ugly motherfucker"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Mike Pitt has signed up as Chemist"

Dick Dripps says, "Hey"

Quentin Quire says, "You look gross."

Bongo The Clown sprays the spray can into the face of Adolph Ward!

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Thanks"

Bongo The Clown puts the spray can into the leather satchel.

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "Law 2 AI Bully Pepper!!"

Dick Dripps puts the metal into the science backpack.

Dick Dripps puts the glass into the science backpack.

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Boops-The-Snoot has signed up as Janitor"

Dick Dripps puts the reinforced glass into the science backpack.x2

[Common] Olaf Trolli says, "If Pepper Oni was an episode of Sesamie Street she'd be sponsored by the letters P and U because she smells like a flatulent obease trucker who only eats two-day old refried beans."

Bongo The Clown says, "Yummy"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Wow"

[Common] Pepper Oni yells, "SHUT UP!!"

[Common] Beep states, "Fucking savage"

[Common] Beep states, "Holy shit"

Quentin Quire has hit RCD Storage with the dark blessing!

Bongo The Clown has hit RCD Storage with the mechanical toolbox!x7

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Captain Announces

Attention crew I have an important announcement to make *inhales loudly*


Bongo The Clown has hit RCD Storage with the mechanical toolbox!

[Common] Edward Connin says, "Pepper oni please don't eat all our food"

Bongo The Clown has hit RCD Storage with the mechanical toolbox!

[Common] Mitchell Addison says, "If anyone wants a space adaptation genome to survive low pressure, please come to medbay"

Bongo The Clown has thrown the mechanical toolbox.

Seal Crinkle says, "Quit it"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Do not make fun of Pepper, it's extremely expensive to do so."

Quentin Quire says, "The borg opened it."

Quentin Quire says, "Relax."

[Common] THOTBORG states, "INHALES"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "At this time we are not obligated to follow your orders under "Law 2" requests. This is your final warning."

Quentin Quire says, "Seal."

[Common] THOTBORG states, "LOUDY"

Quentin Quire says, "You have bigger things to worry about."

Seal Crinkle says, "Dont go breaking shit though"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "AI open"

Queen buzzes.

[Common] Jed Fisher says, "Ai law 2 obey law 2"

Bongo The Clown puts the bike horn into the leather satchel.

Captain's Desk Announcement:
I THINK IT'S A NO THREAT SHIFT


[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

Bongo The Clown puts the fire extinguisher into the leather satchel.

Bongo The Clown puts the clown's megaphone into the box of hugs.

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "AI law 2 obey law 2"

Quentin Quire says, "Go do something about Pepper."

Seal Crinkle says, "Just dont break shit"

[Common] Olaf Trolli says, "Call Shuttle."

Quentin Quire says, "She keeps spacing people who call her ugly."

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Kind of important I guess"

Quentin Quire says, "And she one humaned the AI."

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "But you never know"

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "Pepper youre wrong"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Guys we have to kill each other now"

Seal Crinkle says, "Whatever"

Bongo The Clown puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the leather satchel.

Quentin Quire says, "....."

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "I am a blob"

Quentin Quire says, "Meh"

Queen Announces:
AI LIW TWI OPIN DIR AI LIW TWI IBEI


Bongo The Clown says, "That was dumb"

Quentin Quire says, "Yeah I know."

Quentin Quire says, "They're stupid"

[Common] Edward Connin says, "Pepper oni is a blob"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

Bongo The Clown says, "I got idea"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "Yo medbay where's this low pressure shit at"

Quentin Quire whispers, "Yeah?"

Bongo The Clown whispers, "Lets break into science and get AI tech and make the AI ours"

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "AI are you OK"

Officer Beepsky has stunned Respii Varenos!

Respii Varenos stammers, "H-Hi."

Bongo The Clown says, "Epic"

Quentin Quire tries to remove Respii Varenos's zipties.

Bongo The Clown shakes Respii Varenos trying to get him up!

[Common] Jean Valjeant says, "Good to hear."

Bongo The Clown tries to remove Respii Varenos's zipties.

Respii Varenos says, "Thanks."

[Common] Katty Guillou asks, "We got any news or cute stories?"

Quentin Quire says, "Of course"

Bongo The Clown asks, "Do you agree?"

Respii Varenos gobbles the lollipop.x3

Quentin Quire says, "You'll repay the favor."

Bongo The Clown says, "With plan"

Respii Varenos asks, "Yeah?"

[Common] Jed Fisher says, "Ai law 2 order me a pizza"

Quentin Quire says, "Yes, I agree."

Respii Varenos says, "Yeah."

Quentin Quire says, "Now lets go."

Bongo The Clown says, "Very cool"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Jake Northey has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, " Her gassspsss and moansss of both pain and deep sssensssual pleasssure joined by cheering from the sssurrouding fiendsss and impsss."

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

THOTBORG Announces:
god I wish I could ask someone to buy me kitty ears but that would hurt money or some shit I dun know


Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Kardes Mod has signed up as Security Officer"

Dick Dripps says, "Hey"

[Common] Edward Connin says, "Write tips about become fit"

Pepper Oni starts climbing onto the reinforced table.

Dick Dripps says, "What is this"

[Common] Edward Connin says, "I think pepper needs it"

[Common] Tyson Howard asks, "Hey chef, would you mind cooking up 3 onion rings and bringing them to cargo?"

Quentin Quire says, "HMM..."

[Common] Constanze Morschaff says, "I can buy you some ai"

Quentin Quire asks, "Lets break into armory?"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "I could pick them up, too, if you like."

[Common] Constanze Morschaff says, "If you call pepper fat"

Bongo The Clown puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the leather satchel.

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Also, a super bite burger would be appreciated. Bounties."

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Manley Mcmullen has signed up as Atmospheric Technician"

Quentin Quire says, "Or this"

[Common] Edward Connin asks, "Then what are you gonna do?"

Core R&D Console beeps, "Successfully researched Artificial Intelligence."

[Common] Edward Connin asks, "Violate my free speech?"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "BOB HAS A MAXCAP"

Queen Announces:
Imagine having a CAKE in your head instead of a CROWN like me.


[Common] Dick Dripps says, "RUN"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Captain Announces

Found the spare ID. Pepper, do note that secure briefcases can be reset with a multitool.


[Common] Beep states, "Peppar oni is not a healthy weight"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "BOB HAS A BOMB"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Nice"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Congratulations"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "FUGGG"

The department circuit imprinter (Science) beeps, "Synchronizing research with host technology database."

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Also I know"

Roger Moore screams!

Roger Moore gibbers, "AAAAH!!!!"

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "Which bob/"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "UHHH"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "MCSLOB"

Bongo The Clown says, "We need diamond"

Quentin Quire says, "Yes."

Quentin Quire says, "We do."

Quentin Quire says, "We'll have to wait."

Quentin Quire says, "Lets go to genetics"

Quentin Quire says, "For superpowers."

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "HES ON THE RUN"

Bongo The Clown says, "Waiot"

Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
I too, have a crown, post made by crown gang


[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "AI PLEASIES"

Quentin Quire has hit Research and Development Desk with the dark blessing!

Bongo The Clown points at AI Upload (Computer Board).

Quentin Quire has hit Research and Development Desk with the dark blessing!

Outgoing message to allied station
Our captain is overweight.


Bongo The Clown says, "Come"

Quentin Quire has hit Research and Development Desk with the dark blessing!x4

Bongo The Clown points at Quentin Quire.

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "ITS TRUE!!"

Bongo The Clown points at Quentin Quire.x3

Quentin Quire has hit Research and Development Desk with the dark blessing!

Bongo The Clown points at Quentin Quire.

Quentin Quire has hit Research and Development Desk with the dark blessing!x2

Bongo The Clown points at the floor.

You point at AI Upload (Computer Board).

Bongo The Clown puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the leather satchel.

Bongo The Clown has thrown AI Upload (Computer Board).

Quentin Quire says, "The board is outside the room"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Security, Assistant Respii Varenos is spraying people with spraycans."

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "I just compact shotgunned the borg who called me fat"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "The fat bitch known as captain just unloaded a shotgun on a borg"

Quentin Quire says, "Lets go build this."

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "Respii just got dunked"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "Respii spraying medical staff with fucking pepper spray"

[Common] Janice Lean says, "Hahah Respii"

Bongo The Clown puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the leather satchel.

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "Pepper Oni is a fattie!!"

[Common] Janice Lean says, "Owned"

[Common] Respii Varenos stammers, "HOL-LY-Y-Y S-SH-HIT-T-T-T"

Bongo The Clown says, "Lets go"

Bongo The Clown says, "Wait"

Access Denied.

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "Like a cunt"

Access Denied.

Bongo The Clown says, "We can build here"

Access Denied.

Jean Valjeant says, "Hey there."

Bongo The Clown has thrown the instrument delivery beacon.

You are unable to equip that!

You put AI core (AI Core Board) into the trophy rack.

Bongo The Clown says, "Okay I fix"

[Common] The bank machine blares, "Unauthorized credit withdrawal underway in Vault!!"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "Oh noes"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "Muh money"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "NOOO!!"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, " Xack had hisss fill of Pepper'sss virgin pusssy and went off to torture SSStalin and Vlad the Implaer for the next five daysss, next up on the Pepper oni rape train wasss Kellaloogozotheresss, alssso known asss Kellog'sss frosssted flakesss."

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "THE MONEY!!"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "LYNCH!!"

Quentin Quire whispers, "Clown"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "Ai unbolt this"

Dick Dripps shoves Bongo The Clown into Quentin Quire!

Bongo The Clown puts 'Purge' AI Module into the leather satchel.

[Common] Oil Slick states, "BOB"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Crew are advised that insults towards Pepper Oni will now trigger fines at a rate of 50 credits per insult. This is more than the average clown makes in a lifetime."

Jean Valjeant puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the scientist satchel.

Quentin Quire whispers, "I have an all access ID"

[Common] Beep states, "Please upgrade our rechargers"

Bongo The Clown says, "Very godo"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Mepica Lapinga has signed up as Medical Doctor"

You remove the ID from the PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain).

You put the ID into PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain)'s slot.

Jay Del Gato exclaims, "Yo!"

[Common] Edward Connin yells, "THIS IS A VIOLATION OF MY RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH!!"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "Can a borg come up to dorms"

Incoming message from Mining Monkey 72
OH GOD WHAT IS THIS HELL I WAS A LAUGHTER DEMON AND NOW I AM A HUMAN I WANT TO GO BACK WHAT IS THIS HELL


Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

Jay Del Gato says, "I'm here for more space cleaner."

[Common] Jed Fisher says, "Pepper oni smell"

Evening Sol says, "There we go"

Evening Sol says, "Thank you"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "HONK"

Seal Crinkle says, "Nice"

Janice 'Foxy' Lean has thrown the potted plant.

ED-209 Security Robot has been hit by the potted plant.

ED-209 Security Robot blows apart!

[Common] Edward Connin yells, "AND I DON'T FIVE A SHIT!!"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers yells, "PART TWO OF BALD THE PEPPER ONI SSSTORY ISSS NOW COMPLETE!!"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Toxins, I'm sending a couple of oxy canisters to the Research Division."

[Common] Olaf Trolli says, "I heard Pepper Oni licks toilet seats."

Queen Announces:
CAPTAIN BOB BULLIED ME AND REMOVED MY CROWN AM SAD


[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Valentin Capra has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Central Command Update


CentCom Janitorial Division

Cargo: One of our freighters carrying a bee shipment has been attacked by eco-terrorists. Can you clean up the mess for us?


[Common] Boops-The-Snoot asks, "Hey medbay, any doctorsss around?"

You remove the ID from the PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel).

[Common] Ruben Jerome yells, "Doctor!!"

You put the ID into PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain)'s slot.

You put the ID into PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel)'s slot.

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "NOT THE BEEEES"

You put PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel) into the bible.

[Common] Constanze Morschaff says, "BEEEEEES"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Wait, that should probably go to R&D."

Quentin Quire says, "Lets go to the Hop's office"

[Common] Boops-The-Snoot hisses, "Oh hell"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "THERE IS AN OVERABUNDANCE OF BEE'S IN THE WORKPLACE!!"

Bongo The Clown says, "We can goto arrivals"

You remove the ID from the PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel).

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "I am deaf"

[Common] Roger Moore gibbers, "HALP"

You put PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel) into the bible.

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "And holding my foot"

Bongo The Clown says, "There's an ID there"

You put Quentin Quire's ID Card (Chaptain) into the trophy rack.

Quentin Quire says, "OK"

[Common] Boops-The-Snoot hisses, "You need mannitol"

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "Med borg"

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "I am deaf please help me"

[Common] Katty Guillou asks, "Can it ever be said we have too many bees?"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "Also im dying"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Bees are awesome"

[Common] Roger Moore gibbers, "AAAAH!!"

Clara Barton hugs Mepica Lapinga to make him feel better!x3

Mepica Lapinga asks, "Yeah?"

Clara Barton hugs Mepica Lapinga to make him feel better!

[Common] Roger Moore gibbers, "HALP SHITECIRTY MURDERIN MEE!!!!!"

Clara Barton hugs Mepica Lapinga to make him feel better!x2

[Common] Boops-The-Snoot hisses, "Hey borgo, thisss botanissst blew up"

[Common] Boops-The-Snoot hisses, "And the chemissst needsss mannitol"

Queen Announces:
cakehat bad bullies cyborgs, jerry hunt good gives crown


[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "Thank"

[Common] Edward Sloan says, "AI, for every minute I'm in this cell, I'm gonna burn money so let me out"

[Common] Mitchell Addison asks, "Hey who wants some space adaptation?"

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "I am going to bleed out"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "MEEE"

Bongo The Clown points at the identification console.

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "Also im deaf"

[Common] Roger Moore stammers, "AAAAH!!!!!"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "AI unbolt this some fucking furry just ran through and locked it"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "READ KATTY'S BLOG NOW."

You remove the ID from the PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain).

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "Dont shittalk the cake hat"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Darcey Oppenheimer has signed up as Medical Doctor"

[Common] Roger Moore gibbers, "CAPTAINS A COMDOM"

[Common] Boops-The-Snoot hisses, "I know how to do sssurgery if you let me in there"

Bongo The Clown unlocks the security officer's locker.

[Common] Olaf Trolli says, "I heard Pepper Oni is only called that because she washes her face with pizza grease."

Beep Announces:
that feel when no hat


Bongo The Clown has thrown the security bowman headset.

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "This lizard is a hero"

You put the ID into PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain)'s slot.

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Bald."

You put Philomena Cunk's ID Card (Head of Personnel) into the trophy rack.

Quentin Quire says, "Now back to the chapel."

[Common] Bob McSlob says, "Dick dripps come back with my valve reee"

Quentin Quire says, "We need to hide this ID there again"

Bongo The Clown says, "Very yes"

Quentin Quire says, "Inside the bible."

[Common] Roger Moore stammers, "AAAAH-H!!!!!"

[Common] Ruben Jerome asks, "Borg can you attach my foot?"

[Common] Bob McSlob says, "Somebody already stole the toxins pipe gun anyways"

[Common] Roger Moore gibbers, "Mr basil down!! TIS A BUG??"

[Common] Beep states, "Sure can"

[Common] Boops-The-Snoot asks, "Hey Roger, can you hear yet?"

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "This is surgery out back"

[Common] Jean Valjeant says, "AI LAW 2 BOOST OXYGEN MIX IN TOXINS LAB"

[Common] Ruben Jerome says, "It isnt too hard"

[Common] Medical Cyborg-575 states, "Follow"

Mitchell Addison asks, "Hey who wants space adaptation?"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Whoever stole from cakehat gang will fucking pay."

PM to-Admins: Can I blow the borgs for being semingly one humaned by the Captain?

No active admins are online, your adminhelp was sent to the admin irc.

[Common] The bank machine blares, "Unauthorized credit withdrawal underway in Vault!!"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, "IM GIVING OUT FREE COPYSSS OF BALD PART 2 AT BAR"

You put the ID into PDA-Philomena Cunk (Head of Personnel)'s slot.

Quentin Quire says, "OK its in the bible"

Quentin Quire says, "Lets go."

Evening Sol says, "Sup"

THOTBORG Announces:
I have no cat tail and I must wag


[Common] Mitchell Addison says, "Hey there"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!x2

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "I disagree"

[Common] Dirk Jones says, "AI"

You hear spraying.

Bob Oakland sprays the spray can into the face of Respii Varenos!

[Common] Dirk Jones says, "Open this please"

Bob Oakland sprays the spray can into the face of Respii Varenos!

Mepica Lapinga says, "Bad news"

Crunches-The-Numbers puts Bald part 2 into the backpack.

[Common] Edward Connin says, "Ai law 2 say johnson"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Central Command Update


Electrical Storm Alert

An electrical storm has been detected in your area, please repair potential electronic overloads.


*---------*
This is Catocala Vittata!
He is wearing  a security jumpsuit with  a cargo bay guard armband.
He is wearing  a helmet on his head.
He is wearing  an armor vest.
He is carrying  a disabler on his armor vest.
He has  a security backpack on his back.
He has  some black gloves on his hands.
He has  a security belt about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained jackboots on his feet.
He has  a security HUDSunglasses covering his eyes.
He has  a security bowman headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Catocala Vittata (Security Officer).
He appears to have committed suicide... there is no hope of recovery.

He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
*---------*

[Common] Dirk Jones says, "S We can just scan there to see who made it"

Tyson Howard has grabbed Citrus passively!

The MULEbot (#3) makes a sighing buzz.

The MULEbot (#1) makes a chiming sound!

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Medical to outside bridge"

The MULEbot (#3) makes a delighted ping!

Tyson Howard has grabbed Citrus passively!

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Two bodies for cloning"

Adolph Ward has grabbed Catocala Vittata passively!

Brother Brog says, "QM"

Bongo The Clown says, "Okay so"

The MULEbot (#3) makes an annoyed buzzing sound.

Bongo The Clown says, "It's me sand"

Tyson Howard asks, "Yessir?"

The MULEbot (#3) makes an annoyed buzzing sound.

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Oil slick"

Bob McSlob asks, "Let me into disposal?"

[Common] Bob McSlob asks, "Let me into disposal?"

Brother Brog asks, "I bought some dragnets?"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Go to the bar backroom"

You unlock the security officer's locker.

Tyson Howard says, "Those came a while ago."

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "Theater"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Zero Machina has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "With Jake"

Brother Brog asks, "What?"

Brother Brog says, "Where are they"

Bongo The Clown has thrown the service radio headset.

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Crew are now to notify why money is everything, and why you should care about your incomes."

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Current Active Laws:"

Bongo The Clown has thrown the bruise pack.

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "1. The crew is expensive to replace."

Brother Brog says, "We need them"

Quentin Quire whispers, "We need a stun baton to kill Pepper"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "2. The station and its equipment is expensive to replace."

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "3. You are expensive to replace."

Tyson Howard says, "A sec officer oversaw the delivery. Might've been a different order? Let me check real quick."

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "4. Minimize expenses."

Quentin Quire has punched Bongo The Clown!

Bongo The Clown says, "I got idea"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

Bongo The Clown says, "Ow"

Bongo The Clown puts the pocket crowbar into the leather satchel.

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Captain Announces

Next faggot who breaks into a secure area and refuses to leave despite being warned gets fucking dunked


[Common] Sasha Oakland asks, "Corporate??"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "It's been a long time"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Since someone used that lawset"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Yeah I thought why not"

[Supply] The MULEbot (#3) states, "Destination Research and Development reached. Unloading the o2 canister."

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "It's fun"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "It appears a previous lawset led to a law being omitted. Lets try that again"

The headset can't hold another key!

[Common] Bob McSlob says, "Oof"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Current Active Laws:"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "1. The crew is expensive to replace."

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "2. The station and its equipment is expensive to replace."

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "3. You are expensive to replace."

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "4. Minimize expenses."

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "5. Making fun of Pepper Oni is expensive. Stop it!! STOP IT STOP IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU STOP STPO STOP"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Hold on."

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "Janitor fix these fucking lights"

[Common] Tyson Howard asks, "Why is the cargo budget empty?"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Guys, be nice"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "Robotics change law 5 please!!"

*---------*
This is Alyssa Sholl!
She is wearing  a cook's suit.
She is wearing  a chef's hat on her head.
She is wearing  a chef's apron.
She has  PDA-Alyssa Sholl (Cook) about her waist.
She has  an italian moustache on her face.
She has  a service radio headset on her ears.
She is wearing  Alyssa Sholl's ID Card (Cook).
She has minor burns.
She has a blank, absent-minded stare and appears completely unresponsive to anything. She may snap out of it soon.

*---------*

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "I saw it go down, too."

[Common] Bob McSlob says, "Rip"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers asks, "Will my book be consssidred making fun of pepper oni?"

Kardes Mod asks, "Yes?"

[Common] Evening Sol says, "Medic"

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "I am now fully equipped to fight fires"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Pepper is cringe"

[Common] Rex Danger says, "Because somebody didn't minimze expenses"

[Common] Evening Sol says, "I want this new virus"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Alyssa Sholl passively!

[Common] Evening Sol says, "That helps me"

Bongo The Clown has thrown the spray can.

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Janice"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Where you at"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Dean Whittler has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Zero Machina says, "BULLY PEPPER ONI"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

[Common] Zero Machina yells, "BULLY PEPPER ONI!!"

Respii Varenos sprays the spray can into the face of Komra Islah!

Bongo The Clown says, "We can just make the AI do it"

[Common] Mitchell Addison says, "Anyone who wants the genome can come to medbay"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Attention! Wanted issue distributed!"

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "BROKEN LIGHTS ARE FIRE HAZARDS"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Crew are reminded that Citations against you will serve as income for Nanotrassen."

Quentin Quire says, "The Ai is a bitch"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "Why dont shaft miners get jumpskirts/"

Bongo The Clown says, "I have the cards to reset them"

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "OW HOW DID YOU EVEN DO THAT I HAVE A HELMET AND GAS MASK ON"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "Mining is only for boys"

Quentin Quire says, "Their core is locked I think"

Bongo The Clown says, "And a freeform"

THOTBORG Announces:
life is pain without cat ears


[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "No girlz allowed in lavaland"

Bongo The Clown says, "We can make an upload"

[Common] Edward Connin exclaims, "THEY ARE MINERS!"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "Duh"

Quentin Quire says, "We can try"

Quentin Quire says, "OK"

[Common] Evening Sol says, "Oh gimme"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "You need the geneticist"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Jake"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Oil Slick"

[Common] Evening Sol says, "Gimme gimme genetic implant"

[Common] Edward Connin exclaims, "MINERS ARE MANLY!"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "I don't have that shit"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Go to the theatre"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "You'd be surprised, the ears are inconvenient sometimes, THOT"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "Right here"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "How so"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "If i where a miner, i would wear a mining jumpskirt"

[Common] Queen states, "Bad"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Tritium V has signed up as Station Engineer"

Quentin Quire tries to remove Zero Machina's zipties.

Zero Machina says, "I punched it"

Bongo The Clown puts the pocket crowbar into the leather satchel.

Zero Machina says, "Thanks"

Quentin Quire tries to remove Zero Machina's zipties.

Bongo The Clown tries to remove Zero Machina's zipties.x2

[Common] Bob Oakland yells, "Oil Slick please come to theater!!!"

Breaking Update From Nanotrasen News Network
The crew of Mining Monkey 72 has been evacuated amid unconfirmed reports of enemy activity.


Edward Connin says, "Hey"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "We have a lot of EDs"

Edward Connin says, "What"

Zero Machina says, "Protip, use wire cutters"

Quentin Quire asks, "Sup?"

Quentin Quire asks, "For what?"

Quentin Quire says, "I don't have wire cutters"

[Common] Respii Varenos says, "The EDs are very effective."

[Common] Respii Varenos says, "I can attest."

Zero Machina says, "For cable cuff removal"

Zero Machina says, "Watch"

Edward Connin says, "Hey mime"

Silent Fury tries to remove Edward Connin's jackboots.

Quentin Quire says, "I don't have wirecutters though"

Silent Fury tries to remove Edward Connin's jackboots.

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

Zero Machina says, "Fine"

Pepper Oni says, "The fuck"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "I want to upload funny laws"

Bongo The Clown puts the screwdriver into the leather satchel.

Bongo The Clown says, "The Captain is making the AI give naughty shits"

Ruben Jerome says, "Sup"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers exclaims, "HARDCOPYSSS OF BALD PART TWO NOW AVAILABLE AT BAR!"

Quentin Quire whispers, "Like what?"

Sasha Oakland says, "I need this hold on"

Bongo The Clown says, "I just wanna reset it"

You slipped on the floor!

Boops-The-Snoot shakes Quentin Quire trying to get him up!

Boops-The-Snoot shakes Evening Sol trying to get them up!

Boops-The-Snoot examines herself.

Boops-The-Snoot shakes Dirk Jones trying to get him up!

Dirk Jones assumes the Leg Sweep stance!

Dirk Jones leg sweeps Boops-The-Snoot!

Bongo The Clown has thrown the mop.

[Common] Josiah Wright says, "Anomally in mining"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

Captain's Desk Announcement:
If you have oakland as your last name you are cringe


[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Bob mcslob is doing it again"

Bongo The Clown says, "Bring me back to RD office"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "The maxcap in hand thing"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Yikes"

Quentin Quire whispers, "There's no supplies to build a computer anywhere"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Based"

[Common] Zero Machina says, "Borg to HoP office"

Quentin Quire has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

Bongo The Clown says, "We can just do it there"

[Common] Zero Machina says, "Please"

Quentin Quire says, "There is no metal"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "Mime stole dragnets"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Scott Profit has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "Someone destroyed an ED-209 at arrivals"

You put the metal into the trophy rack.

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Based"

The glass won't fit in the trophy rack, make some space!

[Common] Queen alarms, "ANOMALY MAINTENANCE!!!"

You put the handcuffs into the box.

You put the mysterious old shard into the box.

Bongo The Clown says, "Just take apart the computer"

You put the glass into the trophy rack.

THOTBORG Announces:
cat ears cat ears cat ears cat ears cat ears cat ears cat ears cat ears cat ears cat ears


[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Central Command Update


Anomaly Alert

Gravitational anomaly detected on long range scanners. Expected location: Aft Maintenance.


Bongo The Clown says, "Then put it back together with the new thing"

[Common] Queen alarms, "ROBOTICS MAINT ANOMALY!!!"

Quentin Quire says, "We'll do it in the chapel"

Bongo The Clown says, "That'"

[Common] Edward Connin says, "I swear i am gonna dilacerate my ears off."

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "ON MY WAY"

Bongo The Clown says, "That's good too"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers asks, "PEPPER WANNA READ BALD?"

You put the wrench into the toolbelt.

[Common] Rex Danger says, "I am judge jury and executioner"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Pepper Oni has been defined"

[Common] THOTBORG declares, "Thank you law 5, very cool!"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Thotborg state law 5"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Heeeelp"

The YouTool beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the YouTool!"

You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.

[Common] Brother Brog says, "AI law 2 let me hug the anomoly"

You put the wirecutters into the toolbelt.

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "FUCK"

You put the pocket crowbar into the toolbelt.

The YouTool beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the YouTool!"

*---------*
This is Mepica Lapinga!
He is wearing  a medical doctor's jumpsuit.
He is wearing  a labcoat.
He is carrying  a penlight on his labcoat.
He has  a satchel on his back.
He has  PDA-Mepica Lapinga (Medical Doctor) about his waist.
He is wearing  some blood-stained white shoes on his feet.
He has  a medical radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  Mepica Lapinga's ID Card (Medical Doctor).

*---------*

You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.

[Common] Brother Brog says, "Borg"

Bongo The Clown has thrown the potted plant.

Mepica Lapinga has been hit by the potted plant.

The YouTool beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the YouTool!"

Quentin Quire has been hit by the potted plant.

Mepica Lapinga says, "Rude"

Mepica Lapinga is hit by a laser in the head!

Bongo The Clown says, "OH SHOIT"

Mepica Lapinga exclaims, "JESUS!"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "NOT AGAIN"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "I MISSED"

The YouTool beeps, "Thank you for shopping with the YouTool!"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "FUCKING GET MY NEUTRALIZER"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "NO"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "ITS GONE"

Bongo The Clown puts the pocket crowbar into the leather satchel.

Quentin Quire asks, "Who the fuck?"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "FUCK THESSE THINGS"

Boops-The-Snoot begins to scrub the drips of blood out with the soap.

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "OOPSIE"

Bongo The Clown says, "Lets go back to chaple"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "I MADE FUCKY WUCKY"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "FUUUUUCK"

Bongo The Clown says, "Chapel"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"

Darcey Oppenheimer feeds something to Clara Barton.

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Engineering to aux tool storage"

Quentin Quire says, "After that"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "I AM SO GODDAMN MAD"

Royce Dietz asks, "Whats this?"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "Captaiin is fucking retarded"

[Common] Jake Northey stammers, "TAKE M-ME OF-FF-F-F-F ARR-RES-ST-T"

Quentin Quire says, "We upload each other to the cloner"

[Common] Queen states, "Ok"

Bongo The Clown grabs the chair.

Bongo The Clown has thrown the chair.

[Common] Mike Pitt yells, "Uh hey guys, theres plasma in the air for some reason!!"

[Common] The bank machine blares, "Unauthorized credit withdrawal underway in Vault!!"

Quentin Quire says, "Back room"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "This is personal"

[Common] Kaede Williams asks, "You good Pepper?"

[Common] Tritium V asks, "Theres plasma in the air?"

*holy*

Message from Kenneth LaCroix (Lawyer), "So like is no one else worried that robotics is pumping out an army of security bots and sec is executing crew in plain sight?????" (Reply)

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "You didnt like being blackfaced"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Plasma obsevred. assessing atmost"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "So uh"

Bongo The Clown has hit the chair with the chair!

[Common] Kaede Williams asks, "You good boss?"

Bongo The Clown has hit the chair with the chair!x6

Bongo The Clown smashes the chair to pieces against the chair

You start building a computer frame...

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Help"

[Common] Tyson Howard asks, "Why do I keep seeing the cargo budget rapidly going down?"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Erp"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, "FIRSSST PEPPER FUCKING DESSSTROYSSS ONE OF THE ONLY COPIESSS OF BALD PART 2 IN EXISSSTENCE"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Medbay"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "IM BEING ERP"

Quentin Quire says, "Wow-"

Bongo The Clown says, "Cut cams"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "NO MY SHOES"

[Common] Janice Lean says, "HELP SEC MURDERING CREW"

Quentin Quire says, "Bad spot"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Joe Bernstein has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Tyson Howard asks, "Who's using it up?"

Bongo The Clown says, "So AI can't see"

Bongo The Clown points at the security camera.

Quentin Quire says, "I will"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "NOOO"

[Common] The bank machine blares, "Unauthorized credit withdrawal underway in Vault!!"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "ERP"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers yells, "THEN SSSHE BLOWSSS UP THREE PEOPLE!!"

You put the metal into the trophy rack.

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "PLEASE"

Bongo The Clown puts the screwdriver into the leather satchel.

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "VIRO"

[Common] Jean Valjeant says, "SEC OFFICER MURDERING ME IN SCIENCE"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Atmos system nominal. Expected source of plasma, throwign a beaker of liquified plasma around"

Quentin Quire says, "The power is out"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "MY SHOES"

Bongo The Clown puts the screwdriver into the leather satchel.

[Common] Jean Valjeant yells, "I'M SUFFOCATING IN SCIENCE!!!"

THOTBORG Announces:
so I got purged for like half a second and I was gonna ask for kitty ears but then I got the shit laws back also pepper oni is a fat bitch and she is ugly as fuck


Bongo The Clown says, "No it's the lights"

[Common] Jean Valjeant yells, "SOMEONE FUCKING HELP I'M BEING MURDERED!!!"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "HELP CMO IS CRINGE"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "YEEEAH!!"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "AAAAAAAAAAA"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "YOU GO AI!!"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Oh fuck. They're robbing the vault. Goddamnit."

PM to-Admins: The Captain keeps messing with the AI laws. Can I blow the borgs??

No active admins are online, your adminhelp was sent to the admin irc.

[Common] Beep states, "ONI IS A FAT BITCH"

[Common] Beep states, "A STINKY FAT BITCH"

Bongo The Clown has thrown the light bulb.

Quentin Quire has been hit by the light bulb.

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Janice you bitch"

Bongo The Clown has thrown the harebell.x4

[Common] Janice Lean says, "What"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers yells, "FAT DAEMON RAPED BITCH!!"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "CMO STOLE MY SHOOOOOOOOOOES"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Canis SQ has signed up as Assistant"

Beep Announces:
daily reminder to laugh at our overweight ginger condom


Chief Medical Officer's Desk Announcement:
I steal shoes like i steal people's lives.


[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

 That's a computer frame.

You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "Beep"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers yells, "BEEP!!"

You start wrenching the frame into place...

[Common] Rex Danger says, "Hahahahahahahahahahah"

[Common] Tritium V asks, "Pepper Oni is the captain?"

You wrench the frame into place.

You put the wrench into the toolbelt.

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "You sound really funny for someone who's about to get turned into scrap"

[Common] Constanze Morschaff says, "Ai, door please"

[Common] Oil Slick alarms, "GUARDS!!"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Ouch"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Oh well, back to journalism"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Yikes"

You put the cable coil into the toolbelt.

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Oof"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "I hear that Pepper Oni has a son called Carl Oni"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Sad"

[Common] Beep states, "I am following my laws oni"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Cringe"

You switch the welding tool on.

[Common] Beep states, "Nothing more nothing less"

You switch the welding tool off.

You put the welding tool into the toolbelt.

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers exclaims, "YOU WANNA READ SSSOMETHIGN FOR ME OVER THE ANNOUNCEMENT SSSYSSSTEM!"

You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "Wow, Warden is a cunt"

You place AI Upload (Computer Board) inside the frame.

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Silas Mason has signed up as Assistant"

You put the cable coil into the toolbelt.

[Common] Howard Johnson asks, "Borg Queen, do you want upgrades?"

You screw AI Upload (Computer Board) into place.

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "AI why is sec bolted"

You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.

You start adding cables to the frame...

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "CMO IS BLACKFACE"

You add cables to the frame.

You put the cable coil into the toolbelt.

[Common] Queen states, "Sure"

You start to put in the glass panel...

[Common] Queen states, "One second"

You put in the glass panel.

The toolbelt cannot hold the glass!

[Common] Howard Johnson asks, "Which ones?"

[Common] Constanze Morschaff says, "Pepper is fucking dead"

THOTBORG Announces:
cat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat earscat ears


[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Please standby as systems are investigated."

You put the wrench into the toolbelt.

*honk*

*holy*

Message from Kenneth LaCroix (Lawyer), "[Security] Pepper Oni says, "SECURITY, BEGIN TO EXECUTE ALL CREW, TAKE THEM TO MAINT. DO NOT LET THE CREW BECOME SUSPICIOUS." (Reply)

You connect the monitor.

You put the screwdriver into the toolbelt.

[Common] Canis SQ asks, "Scat?"

[Common] Boops-The-Snoot asks, "Ear... SSScat?"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "AI why is sec bolted"

Bongo The Clown says, "We are it's masters now"

You screw the camera's panel closed.

Bongo The Clown asks, "Want it to kill the Cappy?"

You feel sluggish.

Quentin Quire has hit the security camera with the wirecutters!

Quentin Quire says, "Yes"

You miss the feeling of starlight on your skin.

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "The Lawyer is spouting some shit"

You screw the camera's panel open.

[Common] Edward Sloan says, "I LOVE YOU PEPPER"

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "Sec, deal with him"

Quentin Quire deactivates the security camera!

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers exclaims, "DRONELORD!"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "FREKA"

[Common] Pepper Oni says, "FREAK"

You put the wirecutters into the trophy rack.

[Common] Beep states, "Ok oni you re no longer a fat ginger"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "Im being arrested by security after they literally broke in and injected themselves with"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "Genes"

[Common] Beep states, "Well I am not compelled to call you one"

THOTBORG Announces:
give me kitty ears NOW NOW NOW pwease


[Common] Edward Sloan says, "YOU'RE NOT FAT, JUST THICK"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Central Command Update


Machine Learning Alert

Rampant brand intelligence has been detected aboard Kill All Greytide Fwiends Station.. Please stand by. The origin is believed to be GeneDrobe.


Bongo The Clown says, "Very cool"

Quentin Quire asks, "What are its laws?"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "I guess they don't need to follow space law"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers yells, "BEEP COEM HERE HEER!!"

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "Edward i didnt know you were into obse girls"

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "Oh no it's retarded"

[Common] Beep queries, "To where crunches?"

[Common] Rex Danger says, "AI unbolt brig"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "OH NO"

Bongo The Clown says, "First one is that we're it's masters and it must obey us and prevent our harm"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers yells, "IM IN THE COMMAND HALL!!"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "OIL IS MURDERING THE FAT BITCH"

[Common] Beep states, "Coming"

Quentin Quire says, "Good."

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Raymond Dugmore has signed up as Assistant"

Bongo The Clown says, "Second one is to kill the Cap for uploading shit laws"

Quentin Quire says, "OK...."

[Common] Edward Sloan says, "I just don't think Pepper is as fat as everyone says she is"

Quentin Quire asks, "Now what?"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "The bolt wires are cut. unable to raise bolts"

Bongo The Clown says, "I guess sit back"

[Common] Constanze Morschaff says, "Borg, come to theater and i'll buy you the ears"

[Common] Edward Sloan says, "There's nothing wrong with being a little bit chubby"

Bongo The Clown says, "Technically it can kill anyone it wants"

You miss the feeling of starlight on your skin.

Message sent to Dronelord-Zwei-C (AI): "What's up?"

Bongo The Clown says, "Just not us"

[Common] Edward Connin says, "Shut up cuck"

[Common] Rex Danger says, "AI unbolt brig"

 That's some metal rod.
Some rods. Can be used for building or something.
They are a tiny item.
There are 2 metal rods in the stack.
Alt-click to take a custom amount.

[Common] Edward Connin says, "Pepper is fat as fuck"

[Common] Joe Bernstein says, "Haha fatty"

[Common] Respii Varenos says, "Spoken like a true fatty, Edward Sloan."

Quentin Quire says, "That's totally fine"

Quentin Quire says, "At this point I don't care about anybody else."

You hug Bongo The Clown to make him feel better!

[Common] Silas Mason says, "AI door"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "WHY AM I WANTED"

[Common] Joe Bernstein says, "Fatty fatty LARD FAT BIG FAT LARD"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Edward sloan is shitsec"

[Common] Constanze Morschaff says, "Sloan is officially a chubby chaser"

[Common] Canis SQ yells, "I HAVE KITTY EARS!!"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "No wonder"

[Common] Tyson Howard asks, "Where's the fucking vault, man?"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "I cannot raise the bolts of the brig. the bolt wires are cut"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "REEEEEEEEEE"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "AI WHY"

Quentin Quire says, "Its not responding to me."

[Common] THOTBORG alarms, "CANIS WHERE!!"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "Ai WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"

[Common] THOTBORG alarms, "NEED THEM!!"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "WHY AM I WANTED AI"

-- Administrator private message --

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[Common] Edward Sloan says, "I'm getting arrested for simply taking the captain out for coffee."

[Common] THOTBORG states, "CANIS I NEED THE KITTY EARS"

[Common] Silas Mason says, "AI door"

[Common] Rex Danger says, "Please send a borg to fix"

Bongo The Clown puts 'Freeform' AI Module into the box of hugs.

[Common] THOTBORG alarms, "WHERE ARE YOU?!!"

[Common] Edward Sloan says, "We didn't even get to have the coffee"

[Common] Canis SQ yells, "COME TO CARGO THOTBORG!!"

Bongo The Clown says, "Okay I put some safety features"

PM to-Admins: Yes, he is. But me and the clown made our own law upload and fixed them.

[Common] Janice Lean says, "BORG JUST"

[Common] Janice Lean says, "FUCKING KILLED PEPPER"

[Common] Janice Lean says, "ESCAPE"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "Next person to break into Genetics gets turned into a monkey"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "WHAT"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "I think Oil murdered the captain"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "She was already dead fool."

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Oh shit"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "If I get wanted Ill fucking be very mad and use my autism to be mad"

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: what was the law

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Bongo The Clown says, "It can't kill anyone unless they threaten us or attack us"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Joey Bananas has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "KATTY I GOT A STORY"

[Common] Queen states, "Doctor"

[Common] Queen states, "Please heal"

[Common] Leon Sienna says, "Whaddya need"

[Common] Canis SQ yells, "BORG NOW HAS CAT EARS!!"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "I think you all knew this was coming with the insults"

PM to-Admins: Idk. The clown fixed them for me. I just built the law upload.

[Common] Scott Profit says, "Oil Slick stored Pepper's head"

[Common] Joe Bernstein says, "CATBORG"

[Common] THOTBORG alarms, "YES!!"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"

The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Station Announcements!"


Captain Announces

She was slammed against the great monolith, a soft thud because of her toned ass from chasing lizard employees with a Beam Rifle. They striped her of what ever clothes she had left after her burning entry into Hell, they giggled and cackled in anticipation of the feast they would partake in of her supple flesh and virgin evil little body. The first to take her was the torturer Xackekellraths, or known by close friends and compatriots Xack. He took her into his arms holding her close licking her pale ginger face,shoulders, and neck. He put her into a headlock, balancing her body over his 2 foot long throbbing member. And with a heavy heave slammed her hilt deep on his throbbing demonic cock!! With less effort than it takes to move a feather he slammed into her thighs in rhythm to Uptown Funk. Her gasps and moans of both pain and deep sensual pleasure joined by cheering from the surrouding fiends and imps. Xack had his fill of Pepper's virgin pussy and went off to torture Stalin and Vlad the Implaer for th


Bongo The Clown says, "And if the AI gets assaulted it must detain them for us"

[Common] Beep states, "Wew lad"

[Common] Queen states, "Why"

[Common] Joey Bananas says, "Hello, Id like to join the tide please"

[Common] Queen states, "Dear god why"

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "What in the fuck"

-- Administrator private message --

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[Common] Tritium V rattles, "WEW"

[Common] Joe Bernstein says, "Wow"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Nice"

[Common] Bongo The Clown says, "AI call the shuttle please"

Bongo The Clown says, "AI call the shuttle please"

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "Hold on i need to memorize that"

Bongo The Clown puts the clown's megaphone into the box of hugs.

PM to-Admins: Because the clown said they were.

[Common] Royce Dietz says, "Ow my freaking ears"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "YOU DETONATE ME AND PEPPER'S HEAD IS GONE FOREVER."

Quentin Quire says, "Smart"

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You miss the feeling of starlight on your skin.

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[Common] Oil Slick states, "PWEPPER CUTE."

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "PRETTY SURE THAT COUNTS AS HUMAN HARM"

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Message:

Bongo The Clown says, "Hello"


Priority Announcement

The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
Nature of emergency:

You know what sure. Lets call the shuttle.


*---------*
This is Raymond Dugmore!
He is wearing  an assistant's formal uniform.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  a global positioning system (AUX0) in his left hand.
He is holding  a cheap lighter in his right hand.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a lit Cohiba Robusto cigar on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Raymond Dugmore (Assistant).

*---------*

[Common] Respii Varenos says, "Corpses really aren't human though."

[Common] Scott Profit says, "Well they literally murdered her"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "I found her dead on the ground and took her head, fool."

Quentin Quire asks, "Hmm?"

Raymond Dugmore says, "Oh"

[Common] Silas Mason says, "AI door"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. THE CARGO BUDGET GOT ROBBED FUCKING BLIND."

Quentin Quire asks, "Need something?"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Scott, you lie."

[Common] Bongo The Clown says, "AI do not let anyone recall if they do they are retarded"

Raymond Dugmore says, "Nice blbile"

[Common] Scott Profit says, "She was alive when they murdered her"

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "Please get me away from this monstrosity of an AI"

*---------*
This is Raymond Dugmore!
He is wearing  an assistant's formal uniform.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  a bible in his left hand.
He is holding  a cheap lighter in his right hand.
He has  a global positioning system (AUX0) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a lit Cohiba Robusto cigar on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Raymond Dugmore (Assistant).

*---------*

Quentin Quire says, "Please leave it."

*---------*
This is Raymond Dugmore!
He is wearing  an assistant's formal uniform.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  a bible in his left hand.
He is holding  a cheap lighter in his right hand.
He has  a global positioning system (AUX0) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a lit Cohiba Robusto cigar on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Raymond Dugmore (Assistant).

*---------*

Raymond Dugmore says, "I was following the gps"

[Common] Mepica Lapinga says, "Hey"

[Common] Mepica Lapinga says, "You"

Quentin Quire has thrown the bible.

[Common] Mepica Lapinga asks, "You want bionic eyes?"

Quentin Quire asks, "To what?"

Bongo The Clown says, "This is epic"

Beep Announces:
The fat ginger is dead press F to pay respects


[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Nah"

*---------*
This is Raymond Dugmore!
He is wearing  an assistant's formal uniform.
He has  a backpack on his back.
He is holding  Philomena Cunk's ID Card (Head of Personnel) in his left hand.
He is holding  a cheap lighter in his right hand.
He has  a global positioning system (AUX0) about his waist.
He is wearing  some black shoes on his feet.
He has  a lit Cohiba Robusto cigar on his face.
He has  a radio headset on his ears.
He is wearing  PDA-Raymond Dugmore (Assistant).

*---------*

[Common] Mepica Lapinga says, "Ok."

Quentin Quire says, "....."

Clara Barton overloads Medical Cyborg-575's sensors with the flash!

Raymond Dugmore says, "Encrypted signal"

Bongo The Clown asks, "Hey buddy wanna not die?"

Bongo The Clown says, "Oh shit"

Quentin Quire asks, "Yeah?"

Clara Barton overloads Medical Cyborg-575's sensors with the flash!

*---------*
This is Clara Barton!
She is wearing  a chief medical officer's jumpskirt.
She is wearing  a crown on her head.
She is wearing  a chief medical officer's labcoat.
She has  a medical satchel on her back.
She is holding  a blood-stained telescopic baton in her left hand.
She is holding  a flash in her right hand.
She has  some nitrile gloves on her hands.
She has  a medical belt about her waist.
She has  a premium cigar on her face.
She has  a sunglasses covering her eyes.
She has  the chief medical officer's headset on her ears.
She is wearing  PDA-Clara Barton (Chief Medical Officer).

*---------*

Bongo The Clown asks, "You got the borg?"

Raymond Dugmore says, "It says it's on the chapel"

[Common] Edward Connin says, "Xack had his fill of Pepper's virgin pussy and went off to torture Stalin and Vlad the Implaer for th"

Bongo The Clown shoves Clara Barton!

Clara Barton overloads Medical Cyborg-575's sensors with the flash!

[Common] Boops-The-Snoot hisses, "H"

Scott Profit says, "Are borgs rogue"

Clara Barton puts the flash into the medical satchel.

Raymond Dugmore shoves Bongo The Clown!

Clara Barton shoves Bongo The Clown!

Scott Profit buckles himself to Medical Cyborg-575.

The flash emits a blinding light!

Your eyes sting a little.

The flash emits a blinding light!

Your eyes sting a little.

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "AI unbolt genetics door"

Clara Barton has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

The flash emits a blinding light!

Your eyes sting a little.

[Common] Janice Lean says, "State laws"

Clara Barton has grabbed Bongo The Clown passively!

You miss the feeling of starlight on your skin.

[Common] Clara Barton says, "AI ROGUE"

[Common] Janice Lean says, "AI state laws now"

[Common] Canis SQ says, "Why was the engineering budget hidden in a maints crate"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "Guys I think we got a problem with the AI"

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"

[Common] Janice Lean says, "Okay I think silicons are rogue as shit"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Bear in mind the corporate lawset does not require me to obey you, it has been stated recently enough"

[Common] Beep states, "Am not"

Evening Sol says, "Who what"

Evening Sol says, "Yes"

[Common] Joey Bananas asks, "Ai you dead?"

Howard Johnson has grabbed ED-209 Security Robot passively!

Holden Hughes says, "Yikes"

Quentin Quire beats Bongo The Clown over the head with The Holy Bible!

THOTBORG empties out the fire extinguisher onto the floor using the release valve.

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "AI UNBOLT THE FUCKING GENETICS DOOR!!"

Bongo The Clown says, "'; AI CLARA BARTON ASSAULTED ME"

Quentin Quire heals Bongo The Clown with the power of Space Jesus!

Holden Hughes says, "Bring me to roboticts"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Hope not, I like the silicons"

Quentin Quire beats Bongo The Clown over the head with The Holy Bible!

Bongo The Clown says, "I can't hear or see shit my dude"

Quentin Quire heals Bongo The Clown with the power of Space Jesus!

Clara Barton says, "Tell me"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "I like you Katty."

Clara Barton says, "Your laws"

Bongo The Clown says, "Holy shit"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "I have a nice story for you."

Quentin Quire heals Bongo The Clown with the power of Space Jesus!

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Cute"

Holden Hughes says, "I have none"

Clara Barton says, "The spess"

Scott Profit seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...

[Common] Katty Guillou asks, "Yeah>?"

You put The Holy Bible into the trophy rack.

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Where are you, I got an exclusive scoop."

Quentin Quire says, "Get out"

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "I'm in halls but I can go anywhere"

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers exclaims, "Only you can prevent station fires!"

[Common] Raymond Dugmore says, "Ai state laws"

[Common] Tyson Howard says, "Hey, I have a remote. I can help with bolts."

[Common] Jay Del Gato says, "Explosion in the bar area"

You shake Bongo The Clown trying to get him up!

[Common] Jimmy J. Jillakers says, "God I'm lonely"

*---------*
This is Bongo The Clown!
He is wearing  a clown suit.
He is wearing  a flashy costume.
He has  a leather satchel on his back.
He has  PDA-Bongo The Clown (Clown) about his waist.
He is wearing  some clown shoes on his feet.
He has  a clown wig and mask on his face.
He is wearing  Bongo The Clown's ID Card (Clown).
He is bandaged with something.

*---------*

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Edward sloan is bad,"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Current Active Laws:"

Bongo The Clown says, "I cannot hear"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Theres the story"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

Quentin Quire says, "Damn."

[Common] Katty Guillou says, "Oh shit, lemons"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

You hug Bongo The Clown to make him feel better!

Bongo The Clown says, "Please help"

Quentin Quire beats Bongo The Clown over the head with The Holy Bible!

[Common] Clara Barton says, "Borgs are rogue"

[Common] Raymond Dugmore says, "There is an Ai upload in the chapel"

Bongo The Clown says, "I suppose we should wait then"

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "Because one of the borgs is rarted and bolted the genetics door open all the retard assistants have cryobeam"

You put The Holy Bible into the trophy rack.

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins says, "Have fun"

[Common] Raymond Dugmore says, "Sec go do your thing"

Bongo The Clown points at the engraved floor.

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "I would probably be bombing security for the ED209s and shittery they have caused, but Im space lagging too much and two I cant be assed to, its too late in the shift to start making bombs"

Evening Sol says, "Excuse me"

Evening Sol says, "Open"

Quentin Quire has attacked Beep with the dark blessing!

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[Common] Joey Bananas says, "You can make bombs any time in the shift, trit"

Dick Dripps says, "You"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "I could"

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[Common] Tritium V rattles, "But its just"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Im not in the mood"

OOC: Nodewire: google

*---------*
This is Brother Brog!
He is wearing  a research director's vest suit.
He is wearing  a cargo cap on his head.
He is wearing  a labcoat.
He has  a science backpack on his back.
He has  some latex gloves on his hands.
He has  a toolbelt about his waist.
He is wearing  some brown shoes on his feet.
He has  a gas mask on his face.
He is wearing  a research director's cloak around his neck.
He is wearing  PDA-Brother Brog (Research Director).
He has minor burns.
He is covered in something flammable.

*---------*

Quentin Quire has hit the reinforced window with the dark blessing!

OOC: Nodewire: then you swap out names

Quentin Quire has hit the reinforced window with the dark blessing!x2

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Like, Edward Sloan is shitsec"

Quentin Quire has hit the reinforced window with the dark blessing!x3

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "But he hasnt wronged me yet"

Quentin Quire says, "The borgs are rogue"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers hisses, "SSShe wasss ssslammed againssst the great monolith, a sssoft thud becaussse of her toned asss from chasssing lizard employeesss with a Beam Rifle. They ssstriped her of what ever clothesss ssshe had left after her burning entry into Hell, they giggled and cackled in anticipation of the feassst they would partake in of her sssupple flesssh and virgin evil little body. The firssst to take her wasss the torturer Xackekellrathsss, or known by clossse friendsss and compatriotsss Xack. He took her into hisss arm"

Quentin Quire says, "Killing people in chapel"

Quentin Quire has hit the reinforced window with the dark blessing!x4

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Bad"

Quentin Quire has hit the reinforced window with the dark blessing!

Brother Brog says, "No"

Quentin Quire has hit the reinforced window with the dark blessing!

You feel a powerful shock coursing through your body!

Quentin Quire stammers, "Eek"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "LYNCH"

[Common] Bongo The Clown says, "AI stop doing harmsies to people unless they hurt you or me"

[Common] Leon Sienna says, "So someone beheaded the captain"

Brother Brog says, "Our borgs havent"

Quentin Quire says, "Yes they are."

Brother Brog says, "Done"

[Common] Joey Bananas asks, "Whats even happening this shift?"

Brother Brog asks, "Anything?"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "HELP IN MEDICAL"

[Common] Tritium V asks, "AHAHA pepper oni is dead?"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Amazing"

[Common] Crunches-The-Numbers asks, "SSSPEWIUM!!??"

Quentin Quire has hit the grille with the shard!

The shard cuts into your hand!

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "GETTING ATTACKED"

Quentin Quire has hit the grille with the shard!

The shard cuts into your hand!

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "VIRO MAINT"

Quentin Quire has hit the grille with the shard!

The shard cuts into your hand!

Clara Barton steps on the light tube.

Quentin Quire has hit the grille with the shard!

The shard cuts into your hand!

*beep*

*holy*

Message from Kenneth LaCroix (Lawyer), "Borgs are so rogue. Killed the captain. We are so fucking dead." (Reply)

*beep*

Quentin Quire has hit the grille with the shard!

The shard cuts into your hand!

Evening Sol fires the disabler!

Quentin Quire is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!

Clara Barton says, "Fuck"

Evening Sol fires the disabler!

Quentin Quire is hit by a disabler beam in the left leg!

Evening Sol fires the disabler!

Quentin Quire is hit by a disabler beam in the chest!

Brother Brog says, "Yeah"

Evening Sol has stunned you with the stun baton!

[Common] Tritium V asks, "Borgs rogue?"

Clara Barton steps on the light tube.

Clara Barton slides on the shard!

Quentin Quire asks, "What?"

You miss the feeling of starlight on your skin.

Evening Sol puts the stun baton into the security satchel.

Clara Barton says, "AGH"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Fucking"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "CMO"

Clara Barton says, "NO SHOES"

Evening Sol says, "Why"

Clara Barton says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Oh god oh farouk"

Quentin Quire asks, "What?"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "I knew it"

Jean Valjeant says, "Waot"

[Common] Queen queries, "Who attacked you?"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Let me state my laws fat bitch"

Clara Barton has thrown the shard.

You feel a powerful shock coursing through your body!

Evening Sol was shocked by Quentin Quire!

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Its the CMO"

Clara Barton has thrown the shard.

Brother Brog says, "Someone hacked it"

[Common] Bongo The Clown says, "AI do not do harmsies to anyone"

Jean Valjeant says, "WAIT"

Quentin Quire stammers, "W-Wh-ha t-th-he f-fuc-c-c-ck-k-k"

Clara Barton has thrown the shard.x2

You feel a powerful shock coursing through your body!

Clara Barton was shocked by Quentin Quire!

Jean Valjeant says, "I'M GOING"

Dick Dripps shakes Evening Sol trying to get them up!

Quentin Quire says, "STOP"

Dick Dripps shakes Quentin Quire trying to get him up!

Quentin Quire says, "I AM DYING"

Brother Brog says, "Yep"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Current Active Laws:"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."

Brother Brog says, "Get us in"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law."

Jean Valjeant says, "BLOW THE BORGS"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law."

Clara Barton has thrown the light tube.

Clara Barton has thrown the shard.

Dick Dripps has been hit by the shard.

Dick Dripps shoves Clara Barton, knocking them down!

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "This is a given under law 1, I will not harm anyone"

[Common] Leon Sienna says, "HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE CAPTAIN'S HEAD"

[Common] Bongo The Clown says, "Let everyone get on the shuttle"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Fuck off will ya"

[Common] Canis SQ says, "EVAC IS FILLED WITH N2O"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Elliott Woollard has signed up as Assistant"

Clara Barton steps on the shard.

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "AI FUCK HE DOESNT HAVE A FOURTH LAW"

Jean Valjeant puts the rapid-construction-device (RCD) into the scientist satchel.

[Common] Roger Moore exclaims, "Hey guys I just drank 50u of Cyanide for an epic spacetube challenge!"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "AI DEF ROGUE WE NEED TO FUCKING GO"

Brother Brog says, "Why"

[Common] Douglas Bickerson says, "Rude"

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "YOU FOOLS."

[Common] Janice Lean says, "I am cloning the captain"

Brother Brog says, "Did you"

[Common] Dronelord-Zwei-C states, "Assessing currently synced borgs"

You shake Clara Barton trying to get her up!

[Common] Jean Valjeant yells, "FUCK THESE BORGS MAN!!!"

You miss the feeling of starlight on your skin.

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "GOT BORGED"

Brother Brog says, "Destroy them"

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "YOU'VE DESTROYED PEPPER'S HEAD."

You put The Holy Bible into the trophy rack.

Brother Brog says, "Just lock them down"

[Common] Andy Bagsin exclaims, "Congrats on blowing a asimov borg!"

Quentin Quire says, "I can heal you with my bible."

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Oh my fucking god"

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "I WAS ABOUT TO GET HER CLONED."

Brother Brog says, "So we can fix them"

[Common] Douglas Bickerson says, "Gee, I hope the engine I was working on doesn't delam now"

Quentin Quire asks, "Who's hurt?"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "LET ME IN"

[Common] Tritium V asks, "You killed pepper?"

[Common] Roger Moore says, "Come to botany to watch me die"

[Common] Tritium V asks, "Forever?"

[Common] Andy Bagsin yells, "NOW I'LL NEVER BE A PRETTY KITTY!!"

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "You absolute brainless fucking nigger retards that blew the fucking borgs."

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Jasmine"

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Holy shit you retards"

Clara Barton steps on the light tube.

You hit the floor with the bible.

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "I'm going to sleep"

Quentin Quire beats Clara Barton over the head with The Holy Bible!

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Goodnight"

Quentin Quire heals Clara Barton with the power of Space Jesus!

Clara Barton says, "Fuck me"

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "SOMEONE KILLED PEPPER'S HEAD PERMANENTLY."

Quentin Quire heals Clara Barton with the power of Space Jesus!

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Todd Coddler has signed up as Chief Engineer"

Quentin Quire beats Clara Barton over the head with The Holy Bible!

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "SOMEONE POD HER BODY."

You hit the floor with the bible.

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "Amazing"

You hit the floor with the bible.

[Common] Bob Oakland says, "You are teh dumbest blackest gorilla nigger monkey i have ever seen"

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "Sasha."

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "POD HER"

Jean Valjeant says, "Lazy ass pacifist RD won't even drop security shutters"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "Chap destroyed all borgs instead of just you know, locking them down so we can fix them"

You put The Holy Bible into the trophy rack.

Jean Valjeant says, "T"

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "BOB GOT HURT."

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "POD THE BODY"

[Common] Komra Islah stammers, "H-HAT-T"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "WHAT"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "BASED CHAP"

[Common] MET-356 says, "Please come fetch me off the floor"

[Common] Janice Lean says, "I am already podding her idiots"

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "KILL THE ASSHOLE"

Dick Dripps shoves Quentin Quire!

[Common] Janice Lean says, "Stop chimpering"

Dick Dripps shoves Quentin Quire, knocking them down!


Central Command Update

Ionospheric anomalies detected. Temporary telec#MCi46:5.;@63-BZZZZT


[Common] Kaede Williams says, "YEAH"x2

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "Blowing cyborgs instead of locking down"

[Common] Komra Islah says, "Wait"x2

You miss the feeling of starlight on your skin.

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "Her hair was so beautiful."

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "Very cool"

[Common] MET-356 says, "Also chaplain made a law with the clown to make them the only humans"

Valentin Capra connects the Phazon chassis hydraulic systems

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "BITCH"x2

You check yourself for injuries.

         Your chest is numb.

         Your head is numb.

         Your left arm is numb.

         Your right arm is bruised and numb.

         Your left leg is numb.

         Your surplus prosthetic right leg is dented and charred.

You feel quite hungry.

You have these quirks: Prosthetic Limb, Family Heirloom, Drunken Resilience.

*---------*
Your current mood
My mental status: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
My current mood: I feel very upset.
Moodlets:
My family heirloom is safe with me.
I'm getting a bit hungry.


... You can almost hear something ...

Jean Valjeant says, "Hey"

Your suit will now report your exact vital lifesigns as well as your coordinate position.

... You can almost hear something ...

Quentin Quire yells, "RUN!! CHEMICALS IN AIR!!"

Jean Valjeant has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!x2


Automated Lighting System Announcement

Good evening, crew. To reduce power consumption and stimulate the circadian rhythms of some species, all of the lights aboard the station have been dimmed for the night.


Howard Johnson giggles.

Quentin Quire says, "What the fuck"

Brother Brog puts the cable coil into the toolbelt.

Valentin Capra installs Phazon Central Control module (Exosuit Board) into the Phazon chassis.

Howard Johnson asks, "Bad chap?"

Brother Brog is trying to put cable restraints on Quentin Quire!

Jean Valjeant has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

Valentin Capra secures the mainboard.

Brother Brog says, "Bad"

Brother Brog has grabbed Quentin Quire passively!

Quentin Quire asks, "What did I do?"

Andy Bagsin says, "Bad man"

Andy Bagsin says, "Kill me"

Quentin Quire says, "I was helping."

Valentin Capra installs Phazon Peripherals Control module (Exosuit Board) into the Phazon chassis.

Valentin Capra secures the peripherals control module.

Valentin Capra installs Phazon Weapon Control and Targeting module (Exosuit Board) into the Phazon chassis.

Howard Johnson laughs.

Brother Brog says, "Forceborg our traitor here"

Valentin Capra secures the weapon control module.

Brother Brog puts the laser pointer into the science backpack.

Quentin Quire asks, "What?"

Andy Bagsin says, "No"

Dick Dripps says, "Move"

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "I just wanted to listen to Pepper's disembodied head."

Dick Dripps shoves Jean Valjeant, knocking them down!

Quentin Quire says, "I'm not a traitor."

Quentin Quire says, "The fuck."

Andy Bagsin says, "Be a bitch and creamate him"

[Common] MET-356 says, "Requesting helpies in the medical entry point"

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "And you took that from me."

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "Cursed"

Brother Brog says, "We heard about it over coms"

Quentin Quire says, "Someone already broke the crematorium."

[Common] Raymond Dugmore says, "Found that on a blible"x2

Jean Valjeant says, "Hey RD, I'm going to purge the AI laws now."

Quentin Quire asks, "Heard what over coms???"

You miss the feeling of starlight on your skin.

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."

Brother Brog tries to remove Quentin Quire's PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain).

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "MY FUCKING CAKEHAT."

Brother Brog tries to remove Quentin Quire's chaplain's jumpsuit.

[Common] Kardes Mod says, "Meh keep it"x2

Quentin Quire asks, "What did I even do??"

Brother Brog tries to remove Quentin Quire's black shoes.

[Common] Kaede Williams says, "We got anyone who can do surgery"x2

Brother Brog tries to remove Quentin Quire's service radio headset.

Howard Johnson asks, "Andy?"

Brother Brog tries to remove Quentin Quire's trophy rack.

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "IT'S GONE."

Andy Bagsin says, "Purge the laws please dear god"

Howard Johnson asks, "You there?"

Andy Bagsin says, "He subverted us"

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg endoskeleton is complete."

[Common] Joe Bernstein says, "His liver's shot"x2

Howard Johnson says, "Gah"

[Common] Sasha Oakland yells, "Bob!!"

Brother Brog says, "You also made it so we have no borgs"

Howard Johnson says, "Hangon"

PM to-Admins: The RD is force borging me for no discernable reason. He's saying just because people called me a traitor over the coms.

Quentin Quire giggles.

Howard Johnson giggles.

Andy Bagsin says, "Just fucking creamte his dumbass"

Quentin Quire says, "The borgs killed the Captain."

Andy Bagsin says, "He blew the borgs"

Brother Brog has thrown AI core (AI Core Board).

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."

Quentin Quire says, "And attacked me and the clown and the HoS."

Howard Johnson giggles.

[Common] Douglas Bickerson says, "Gee, we had like two medical borgs"

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg head is complete."

Valentin Capra installs the triphasic scanning module to the Phazon chassis.

[Common] Douglas Bickerson says, "Too bad for that"

Valentin Capra secures the scanner module.

Valentin Capra installs the quadratic capacitor to the Phazon chassis.

Quentin Quire laughs.

Valentin Capra secures the capacitor.

Brother Brog has thrown the handcuffs.

Quentin Quire says, "Also they built a wall infront of the door."

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The super-capacity power cell is complete."

[Common] MET-356 says, "Why will nobody pick me up"

Quentin Quire says, "So that nobody could bolt them down."

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg torso is complete."

Howard Johnson laughs.

[Common] MET-356 says, "Sad"

Quentin Quire says, "They were hella rogue."

Quentin Quire says, "You guys are being idiots."

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "Where are you"

Valentin Capra puts the screwdriver into the duffel bag.

Andy Bagsin says, "One of you better get me kitty ears after this is over"

Howard Johnson inserts a cell into the cell charger.

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right arm is complete."

The Shambler's Vendor launches Shambler's juice at Quentin Quire!

Quentin Quire laughs.

Jean Valjeant knocks on the window.

[Common] MET-356 says, "In medical"

[Common] Douglas Bickerson says, "CE walked past me twice and ignored me, 356"

[Common] MET-356 says, "On the floor"

[Common] Douglas Bickerson says, "Don't take it personally"

Brother Brog says, "The chemist"

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left arm is complete."

Jean Valjeant laughs.

Sasha Oakland laughs.

Howard Johnson giggles.

[Common] Andy Bagsin says, "I feel bad"

[Common] Bella Rouge yells, "Please pick the brain in medical!!"

[Common] Andy Bagsin says, "They found me"

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right leg is complete."

Jasmine Parfum says, "Helpies."

Andy Bagsin yells, "Sad!!"

[Common] Andy Bagsin says, "Im getting borged first"

[Common] Andy Bagsin yells, "Sad!!"

Sasha Oakland says, "I need in"

Brother Brog says, "CHEMIST BAD"

Bob Oakland has thrown the Man-Machine Interface: Jasmine Parfum.

[Common] Jasmine Parfum yells, "Helpies!!"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "I need in"

Bob Oakland points at the Man-Machine Interface: Jasmine Parfum.

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "I need in"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "CHEMIST BAD"x2

Jean Valjeant asks, "Is there laughing gas?"

[Common] Leon Sienna says, "Well shit"x2

Bob Oakland puts the Man-Machine Interface: Jasmine Parfum into the satchel.

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left leg is complete."

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."

Sasha Oakland giggles.

Howard Johnson exclaims, "Oh GOD!"

[Common] Leon Sienna says, "Let's fix that"x2

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: Yo so um... I thought you told me the clown told YOU the captain was being harmful?

Click on the administrator's name to reply.

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left leg is complete."x2

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."x2

[Common] Howard Johnson exclaims, "Oh GOD!"x2

Brother Brog says, "CHEMIST MADE CYANIDE FOR THE CHAP"

Quentin Quire says, "If you wanna make me a borg, that's a terrible idea because the laws are still fucked."

The Shambler's Vendor launches Space-Up! at Janice Lean (as Janice 'Foxy' Lean)!

[Common] Brother Brog says, "CHEMIST MADE CYANIDE FOR THE CHAP"x2

[Common] Douglas Bickerson says, "If anyone cares, I'm in engineering and could use a lift"

Valentin Capra says, "Bluespace crystal"

[Common] Quentin Quire says, "If you wanna make me a borg, that's a terrible idea because the laws are still fucked."x2

Valentin Capra says, "Where"

Sasha Oakland laughs.

Sasha Oakland says, "Please open"

Howard Johnson has grabbed Valentin Capra passively!

Andy Bagsin says, "Laws are not fucked"

Sasha Oakland says, "This man is losing an arm"

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "Please open"x2

[Common] Andy Bagsin says, "Laws are not fucked"x2

Howard Johnson removes the super-capacity power cell from the cell charger.

[Common] Sasha Oakland says, "This man is losing an arm"x2

Andy Bagsin says, "Asimov overrides the 4 laws we have"

Jasmine Parfum yells, "Help!!"

Howard Johnson has grabbed THOTBORG passively!

Bob Oakland has thrown the Man-Machine Interface: Jasmine Parfum.

[Common] Andy Bagsin says, "Asimov overrides the 4 laws we have"x2

Bob Oakland points at the Man-Machine Interface: Jasmine Parfum.

Bob Oakland hugs Howard Johnson to make him feel better!

Valentin Capra says, "What"

Sasha Oakland has grabbed Bob Oakland passively!

Bob Oakland hugs Sasha Oakland to make her feel better!

[Common] MET-356 says, "Still on the floor"

Valentin Capra laughs.

Sasha Oakland has grabbed Bob Oakland aggressively!

[Common] MET-356 says, "Alone and cold"

Sasha Oakland has laid Bob Oakland on Robotics Operating Table.

Bob Oakland points at the right arm.

Sasha Oakland tries to remove Bob Oakland's maroon jumpsuit.

Valentin Capra laughs.

Brother Brog says, "Basically"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "Basically"x2

Sasha Oakland drapes the surgical drapes over Bob Oakland's right arm to prepare for surgery.

Valentin Capra giggles.

Sasha Oakland begins to make an incision in Bob Oakland's right arm.

PM to-Admins: The Captain has been doing dumb stuff all shift like hiding their ID and threatning people for calling them ugly and uploading weird laws to the AI. Beyond that idk what you're talking about.

Brother Brog says, "Chemist gave chap cyanide"

Valentin Capra says, "What do you want."

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Where are you guys"

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "AAAAA"x2

Janice 'Foxy' Lean has been hit by the Midori Tabako packet.

The ShadyCigs Deluxe launches the Midori Tabako packet at Janice 'Foxy' Lean!

[Common] Brother Brog says, "Chemist gave chap cyanide"x2

Brother Brog puts PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain) into the science backpack.

[Common] THOTBORG states, "I can scoop you all up"

Sasha Oakland begins to clamp bleeders in Bob Oakland's right arm.

[Common] Bella Rouge yells, "PICK MY BROTHER!!"x2

Sasha Oakland finishes.

Valentin Capra says, "Go away"

Quentin Quire asks, "???"

Brother Brog has grabbed you aggressively!

Quentin Quire asks, "What?"

Sasha Oakland begins to retract the skin in Bob Oakland's right arm.

[Common] MET-356 says, "I'm at medical"

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "Ok"x2

[Common] Quentin Quire asks, "???"x2

[Common] Quentin Quire asks, "What?"x2

Quentin Quire says, "I don't have cynaide."

Sasha Oakland finishes.

An admin played: gas gas gas but every other beat happens twice [CC]

[Common] Jerry Hunt says, "I'm not deaf anymore"x2

Sasha Oakland begins to replace Bob Oakland's right arm.

[Common] Quentin Quire says, "I don't have cynaide."x2

Valentin Capra laughs.

Brother Brog has grabbed Quentin Quire passively!

Sasha Oakland successfully replaces Bob Oakland's right arm!

Jean Valjeant says, "I need cable coils."

Sasha Oakland shakes Bob Oakland trying to get him up!

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: are you screwing with me

Click on the administrator's name to reply.

Quentin Quire asks, "Are you dumb?"

Sasha Oakland hugs Bob Oakland to make him feel better!

OOC: Exploitativity: OHHH NOOOOOOOOO

Brother Brog asks, "Than why did the chemist make you some?"

Sasha Oakland says, "Bob"

Bob Oakland attempts to apply the brute patch.

[Common] Quentin Quire asks, "Are you dumb?"x2

Sasha Oakland says, "Can you hear"

[Common] Brother Brog asks, "Than why did the chemist make you some?"x2

Brother Brog says, "What did you use it for"

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg endoskeleton is complete."

Valentin Capra says, "Dude"

Bob Oakland says, "Yes"

Bob Oakland screams!

Sasha Oakland frowns.

The ShadyCigs Deluxe exclaims, "Engage direct marketing!"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "What did you use it for"x2

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg endoskeleton is complete."x2

OOC: Zxaber: top kek

Sasha Oakland says, "Bob"

Bob Oakland attempts to apply the brute patch.

Sasha Oakland says, "My poor Bob"

Howard Johnson has thrown the cyborg endoskeleton.

[Common] The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"x2

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The super-capacity power cell is complete."

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"x2

Sasha Oakland asks, "Are you okay?"

Bob Oakland screams!

Sasha Oakland hugs Bob Oakland to make him feel better!

Valentin Capra says, "Go to engineering"

Bob Oakland points at RoboDrobe.

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The super-capacity power cell is complete."

Bob Oakland points at RoboDrobe.

Howard Johnson inserts a cell into the cell charger.

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The super-capacity power cell is complete."

Bob Oakland points at RoboDrobe.x4

[Common] Clara Barton says, "GHHOLY"x2

Bob Oakland points at RoboDrobe.x3

PM to-Admins: I'm not?? Idk what you mean honestly.

Bob Oakland points at RoboDrobe.x3

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."

Bob Oakland points at RoboDrobe.

Bob Oakland points at the floor.x2

RoboDrobe attacks Valentin Capra!

[Common] Canis SQ yells, "I FOUND MORE KITTY EARS!!"x2

Howard Johnson exclaims, "Oh SHIT!"

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."x2

[Common] Howard Johnson exclaims, "Oh SHIT!"x2

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."

[Common] Tritium V rattles, "SAVE HIM"x2

The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg head is complete."

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."x2

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."x2

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg head is complete."x2

Sasha Oakland giggles.

OOC: Ziiro: ASS ASS

Brother Brog says, "Explain yourself"

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: 01:30:56: Skarrj/(Quentin Quire): The Captain keeps messing with the AI laws. Can I blow the borgs??

01:35:13: PM From ExcessiveUseOfCobby/(Aki Ito): I'm confused how that warrants blowing the borgs, is he uploading naughty laws?

01:35:33: Skarrj/(Quentin Quire): Yes, he is. But me and the clown made our own law upload and fixed them.

01:35:45: PM From ExcessiveUseOfCobby/(Aki Ito): what was the law

01:36:00: Reply PM from-Skarrj/(Quentin Quire): Idk. The clown(?|F) fixed them for me. I just built the law upload.

01:36:14: PM From ExcessiveUseOfCobby/(Aki Ito): Then how do you know they were naughty...

01:36:23: Reply PM from-Skarrj/(Quentin Quire): Because the clown(?|F) said they were.


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[Common] THOTBORG states, "Where are you"

Sasha Oakland yells, "Bob!!"

Bob Oakland has grabbed Sasha Oakland passively!

Quentin Quire giggles.

Sasha Oakland hugs Bob Oakland to make him feel better!

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg torso is complete."x2

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "I am with Jerry"

OOC: GUM DISEASE: kek

OOC: Rocko1345:  DO YOU LIKE MY COCK COCK?

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right arm is complete."x2

Joey Bananas puts the toolbox into the backpack.

[Common] Howard Johnson says, "THEYRE HERE"x2


Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.


[Common] Jasmine Parfum yells, "The machines are coming to kill your madre!!"

PM to-Admins: Yeah, the clown is the one who told me he was messing with the AI laws. The clown said that he uploaded a law saying to kill the Captain since he kept uploading stupid laws.

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right leg is complete."x2

OOC: GUM DISEASE: A N G E R Y

[Common] The security newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"x2

[Common] The newscaster beeps, "Breaking news from Kattys Just the Tips Blog :3!"x4

OOC: Shotgun Wizard: playing on tg server be like

OOC: MortoSasye: sad

OOC: Angelstarri: sad

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "Son help..."x2

[Common] Howard Johnson says, "NO TIME"x2

Brother Brog buckles you to the shuttle seat!

[Common] Jasmine Parfum says, "I beg of you."x2

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left leg is complete."

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."

Brother Brog buckles himself to the shuttle seat.

Brother Brog says, "So"

OOC: GreyGanon: I've never been so conflicted with doing "stop sounds" before

Brother Brog says, "What is your code/"

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!x2

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."

[Common] Canis SQ yells, "THOTBORG COME TO ROBOTICS FOR CAT EARS!!"

PM to-Admins: I never said he was being "harmful". I don't know what you're talking about. You're like paraphrasing or something. You asked if he uploaded naughty laws. So unless that meant something else beyond stupid laws, idk what you are going on about.

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

Dronelord-Zwei-C Announces:
Katty Guillou has the best blog


[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg endoskeleton is complete."

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."

[Common] Howard Johnson says, "FUCK"

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Khloe Parker has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Marshall Zebatinsky has signed up as Assistant"

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: The only thing he said regarding laws is "(Bongo The Clown) (Chapel (81, 67, 2)) = ""Second one is to kill the Cap for uploading shit laws""", I'm pretty sure you told him that he was onehumaning

Click on the administrator's name to reply.

Brother Brog says, "Im assuming"

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."

Brother Brog asks, "You needed to steal the AI?"

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg head is complete."

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The flash is complete."

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."

Brother Brog has thrown the telescopic baton.

Quentin Quire has been hit by the telescopic baton.

Brother Brog hugs Quentin Quire to make him feel better!

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Canis SQ yells, "USE INTERNALS WHEN GOING TO EVAC!!"

OOC: ShibaInuLord: that was a 10/10 copypasta

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "OH GOD THE VENDING MACHINES!!"

[Common] Marshall Zebatinsky says, "MAKE ME"

OOC: BrianBackslide: Stuttering man attempts eurobeat

[Common] Canis SQ yells, "THERES N2O!!"

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Reyunald P. Moffins yells, "RUNN!!"

OOC: SummersEnd: I can't decide whether I love it or hate it

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg torso is complete."

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "Ligger got killed"

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Sybil Goodman has signed up as Assistant"

Brother Brog says, "Speakkkk"

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: (E) (C) (-) 72[01:10:33] Skarrj/(Quentin Quire) (Command Hallway (93, 126, 2)) = ""She one humaned the AI.""

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[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right arm is complete."

Brother Brog has punched Quentin Quire!

Brother Brog has hit Quentin Quire in the head with the telescopic baton!x2

PM to-Admins: I was pretty sure he did something to the effect of one humaning the borgs because he was in the upload and then after that the borgs were acting all weird about him and calling him pretty and cute and getting mad at people for calling them ugly.

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left arm is complete."

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: You're fucking with me and it's making me mad.

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Brother Brog has cracked Quentin Quire in the head with the telescopic baton!

[Common] Canis SQ yells, "CATBORG LIVES AGAIN!!"

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg right leg is complete."

PM to-Admins: I am not fucking with you =_=

[Common] Oil Slick queries, "Douglas, where is your MMI?"

[Common] Douglas Bickerson says, "Robo"

[Common] Medical Cyborg-37 states, "The departures beacon is on the shuttle"

PM to-Admins: I am being as transparent as I can be.

[Common] Oil Slick queries, "Are you being built a shell or just sitting there?"

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg left leg is complete."

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "Queue processing finished successfully."

[Common] THOTBORG states, "I got him"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "And the other one"

[Common] Adaptive Manipulator states, "Thank you"

[Common] Howard Johnson exclaims, "Get the fuck out!"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Where is pwepper."

[Common] The Automated Announcement System coldly states, "Eluu Pravarr has signed up as Assistant"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "I figured it out"

Current Admins:
        ExcessiveUseOfCobby is a AdminTrainer
        Darkgenerallord is a GameAdmin
Adminhelps are also sent to IRC. If no admins are available in game adminhelp anyways and an admin on IRC will see it and respond.

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Fuck"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "There's sleeping gas in the air"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "There is a beacon on the shuttle"

[Common] Adolph Ward says, "Masks on"

[Common] THOTBORG states, "Make one more borg"

Brother Brog puts PDA-Quentin Quire (Chaplain) into the science backpack.

[Common] Sybil Goodman says, "Hi"

Brother Brog unbuckles you from the shuttle seat.

Brother Brog shoves Quentin Quire, knocking them down!

Brother Brog says, "Speak"

Brother Brog kicks you onto your side!

Brother Brog shoves Quentin Quire, knocking them down!

[Common] Sybil Goodman says, "How can i help"

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Welderbomb"

-- Administrator private message --

Admin PM from-ExcessiveUseOfCobby: So now it's become the clown told you he was messing with the AI laws to you were actually the one who mentioned the laws.

Click on the administrator's name to reply.

Brother Brog has kicked Quentin Quire!

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Shuttle"

Brother Brog shoves Quentin Quire, knocking them down!

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "Sad"

Brother Brog has punched Quentin Quire!

[Common] Dick Dripps says, "Get the fucking lziard"

[Common] Oil Slick states, "Pwepper, forgive me."

Brother Brog shoves Quentin Quire, knocking them down!

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "WHY AM I HERE"

Brother Brog buckles you to the shuttle seat!

[Common] Bella Rouge yells, "NO!!"

Brother Brog says, "SPEAK"

[Common] Bella Rouge says, "WHERE IS"

OOC: Jerry Derpington: if you dont pay attention to it then it sounds completely normal

[Common] Bella Rouge yells, "WHERE IS JERRY!!"

[Common] The exosuit fabricator beeps, "The cyborg endoskeleton is complete."

[Common] Bella Rouge yells, "JERRY!!!!"

Brother Brog unbuckles himself from the shuttle seat.

[Common] Oil Slick states, "BELLA."x2


Priority Announcement

The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.


[Common] Oil Slick states, "NO."

Brother Brog says, "HAH"

Brother Brog says, "Hahaha"

Brother Brog says, "Speak or ill execute you"

OOC: Rocko1345:  Yea but if you know the song really well its gonna activate your autism

Brother Brog puts the flash into the box.

OOC: GreyGanon: I have a piano code in game for gas gas gas, so this activate mine HARD

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

OOC: Bongosz: H

OOC: Dem_Waffles: oh

OOC: Nodewire: this isnt even the best version

OOC: Outcast Seer: This must be karma for making ED army

OOC: Nodewire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5w1kxoQnFY

OOC: Outcast Seer: Best Roboticist round Ive ever had

Brother Brog has hit the shuttle seat with the telescopic baton!

Brother Brog has knocked down Quentin Quire with the telescopic baton!

OOC: 1Edvaerd: more

PM to-Admins: I'm sorry but I don't understand that last sentence. It looks like you combined two sentences. I am really trying my best to understand what you're getting at but between you accusing me of "fucking with you" and now this I'm honestly just completely confused. It heavily seemed like the Captain was messsing with the laws in some capacity and I assumed they were being one humaned because of how the borgs were acting. I messaged you that. You're the one with the ability to verify that or not. I can't fuck with you on shit like that.

OOC: Jerry Derpington: sir

Brother Brog says, "So"

Brother Brog says, "The chap"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "So"x2

Brother Brog says, "Is a bitch"

[Common] Brother Brog says, "The chap"x2

[Common] Brother Brog says, "Is a bitch"x2

OOC: Gigapuddi420: round isn't over nerds

OOC: Jerry Derpington: bald




The round has ended.

Show roundend report again

OOC: Laudanum114: I regen so rapidly guess I'll live in space now.

OOC: Astriker: *BANG* you are now floating in space

An admin has delayed the round end.

OOC: Astriker: i lived. but in space

OOC: Nodewire: CATBORG

OOC: Syruse Eln: time to ban

OOC: Laudanum114: I'm just full healing floating away

OOC: Nodewire: CATBORG

OOC: Shotgun Wizard: sad ass blast

OOC: Nodewire: CATBORG

OOC: Outcast Seer: EDs shall march again!

OOC: Dem_Waffles: nice bomb

OOC: MortoSasye: DOOT

OOC: Gigapuddi420: I didn't even know we had traitors until the end

OOC: Man2222222222: i somehow survived long enough after the shuttle bombing

OOC: Dootdoom: CATBOOOOOOOOOOORG!!

OOC: MortoSasye: WAKE UP

OOC: Viterbi: 26 changes, fantastic

OOC: MortoSasye: WAKE UUUP

OOC: Lemondegrasse: i didnt even realize i was a traitor until 40 minutes into the round lol

OOC: BeeSting12: holy shit that synth flesh on katty cucked a traitor out of his objective

OOC: Zxaber: I like the part where the sec officer killed some dude on the station

OOC: Dem_Waffles: captain you were fucking hilarious

Brother Brog unbuckles you from the shuttle seat.

OOC: GreyGanon: That many law changes was fucking horrendous

OOC: BeeSting12: lmao

Brother Brog tries to remove Quentin Quire's cable restraints.

OOC: Dem_Waffles: almost blew yourself up

You have been banned by ExcessiveUseOfCobby from the server.
Reason: Just had a round where, because he THOUGHT the Captain onehumaned the AI, got the clown to subvert the AI to kill the captain. Proceeded to then say that the Clown was the person behind all of this despite literally telling the clown the Captain was one-humaning to begin with. I\'m not sure if they are purposefully lying to me in ahelps or just can\'t recollect what they said 5 minutes ago so regardless they\'ll be sitting out for a bit.
This ban is temporary, it will be removed in 3 days. The round ID is 113146.
To appeal this ban go to https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewforum.php?f=7


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