Pyon destroys Dolos with facts and logic

Dolos was sitting among their minions laughing like the big stinky butthole they were. "Heheheheh, Pyon, more like Loseryon" Laughter could be heard across the strip before they finally said. "What a fucking bitch i tell ya, she can't hope to defeat my fucking might." Dolos's entire base suddenly shook as Pyon slammed right through the roof, pointed at dolos and said in a voice that sounded like a kid talking through a really shitty mic their mom bought them for their 16th birthday "Hey you, No cussing in my Stardust Server." She then walked forward, destroying their minions with facts and logic as every bone in their bodies broke from the sheer weight of the world upon them. She walked right up to dolos as hundreds of fists appeared behind her and began to absolutely slam into the usurper as "PYORA" could be heard ringing through the air. Dolos was unable to cope with the sheer power of facts and logic being shoved upon his very being as Pyon threw him in the air and all of her hands converged into one giant fist. "See you in heck, you stinky idiot." She said as he giant fist rammed right into dolos's broken frame, sending him flying where he blew up in a shower of blood and viscera. As Pyon looked upon all she wrought, she pushed up her glasses and they shone as she said "Another libtard destroyed." So stardust was saved and dolos was destroyed with facts and logic.

Happy Birthday Ren, I love ya as a friend and here's to another year of awesome friendship moments and cool stuff!