Dry Bowser's Treasure Chump

Dry Bowser was planting some seeds in his garden in the middle of the grassy fields by the Koopa Cape, when Petey Piranha flew by, pulling out a letter he had stored in his red pouch. Dry Bowser squinted his eyes as he glanced at the note, with Petey mumbling something to the skeletal reptile regarding the message.

"It's for me, huh?" Dry Bowser stated as he then opened up the messaged letter, reading the note loudly. "I have a specific treasure for whoever receives this note. Be sure to get to this location to..." He noticed that the message stopped their, eying Petey oddly. "Well?"

Petey mumbled while moving his big green leaves about, causing Dry Bowser to sign as he shook his head and prepared himself for his journey, pointing at the planted seeds.

Dry Bowser: I got these to be ready to harvest. Just be sure to water them every half hour.

Dry Bowser watched Petey pull out a clock, the mutant plant roaring as a way for Dry Bowser to take his leave, heading into the river stream leading into the ocean as Dry Bowser was quick to make a map that charted the directions entailed within the message. Going through the water's current, Dry Bowser left behind the Koopa Cape as he reached a lone island in the middle of the sea, where he noticed a cavern was making up the majority of the lone isle. Heading deep into the cavern, Dry Bowser went down the rocky staircase as he eventually reached the bottoms, the beachy sounds of the sea being cancelled out by the cave's echoes as he noticed a bizarre golden treasure chest emitting light from its position. Placing away the now obsolete map of his, Dry Bowser carefully opened the chest, looking inside to get... a packet of tall grass.

"...Seriously?" Dry Bowser questioned as he then shook his skull in disappointment, turning away as he began to head back up the rock formatted staircase... not before blasting the chest with a well timed combo of his purple fireball and finger electricity, causing a fiery explosion that sent small purple flames on the floor as Dry Bowser headed back to the outside world, swimming back to the Koopa Cape after feeling that his invested time in finding the chest was wasted... in the relative context what with him being an immortal skeleton.