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  2. 11142 shadow brick 219021049 shadowbrick.gif none, combat t,d 13
  3. # shadow brick: Instantly destroy an enemy
  4. # shadow brick: (limit 13/day)
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  7. 11144 shadow venom 737945530 shadowvenom.gif drink t,d 13
  8. shadow venom 3 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  9. # shadow venom
  10. --------------------
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  12. 11143 shadow sinew 543197207 shadowsinew.gif none, combat t,d 13
  13. # shadow sinew: Weakens and briefly stuns an opponent
  14. --------------------
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  16. 11146 shadow stick 609454674 shadowstick.gif weapon t,d 13
  17. shadow stick 130 Mus: 50 1-handed club
  18. Item shadow stick Spooky Damage: +13, Cold Damage: +13, Weakens Monster
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  21. 11145 shadow nectar 676525146 shadownectar.gif spleen, usable t,d 13
  22. shadow nectar 13 13 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  23. # shadow nectar
  24. --------------------
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  26. 11135 shadow sausage 652604537 shadowsausage.gif food t,d 13
  27. shadow sausage 3 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  28. # shadow sausage
  29. --------------------
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  31. 11137 shadow flame 384167669 shadowflame.gif potion, usable t,d 13
  32. Item shadow flame Effect: "Inflamed With Shadows", Effect Duration: 100
  33. --------------------
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  35. 2790 Inflamed With Shadows shadowflame.gif 0c6776b080a2f22de525a6430c662869 neutral none use 1 shadow flame
  36. Effect Inflamed With Shadows Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
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  39. 11136 shadow skin 229167773 shadowskin.gif container t,d 13
  40. shadow skin 0 Mys: 100
  41. Item shadow skin Spooky Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3
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  44. 11139 shadow ice 972345634 shadowice.gif none, combat t,d 13
  45. # shadow ice: Stun an opponent for a very long time
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  48. 11138 shadow bread 459420704 shadowbread.gif food t,d 13
  49. shadow bread 3 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  50. # shadow bread
  51. --------------------
  52. You are currently a member of Ferengi Commerce Authority
  53.  
  54. Visiting Underground Fireworks Shop in clan VIP lounge
  55.  
  56. Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
  57.  
  58. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  59.  
  60. Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
  61.  
  62. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  63.  
  64. cast 1 Advanced Cocktailcrafting
  65. You acquire an item: little paper umbrella
  66. You acquire an item: coconut shell
  67. You acquire an item: magical ice cubes
  68.  
  69. main.php?checkbfast=1
  70.  
  71. cast 1 Advanced Saucecrafting
  72. You acquire scrumptious reagent (5)
  73.  
  74. main.php?checkbfast=2
  75.  
  76. cast 1 Pastamastery
  77. You acquire dry noodles (5)
  78.  
  79. main.php?checkbfast=3
  80.  
  81. use 1 cheap toaster
  82. You acquire toast (3)
  83.  
  84. main.php?checkbfast=23
  85.  
  86. use 1 genie bottle
  87. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  88. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes
  89. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  90. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  91. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes
  92. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  93. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  94. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=for+more+wishes
  95. You acquire an item: pocket wish
  96. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  97. You acquire an item: stuffed flaming gravy fairy
  98. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  99. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  100. Visiting Potted Meat Tree in clan rumpus room
  101. You gain 1,035 Meat
  102.  
  103. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  104.  
  105. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  106.  
  107. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  108.  
  109. Visiting Crimbo Tree in clan VIP lounge
  110.  
  111. Visiting Swimming Pool in clan VIP lounge
  112. You acquire an effect: Lapdog (50)
  113.  
  114. Visiting Fax Machine in clan VIP lounge
  115. You acquire an item: photocopied monster
  116.  
  117. Visiting Pool Table in clan VIP lounge
  118. You acquire an effect: Hustlin' (10)
  119.  
  120. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  121.  
  122. use 1 photocopied monster
  123.  
  124. [1230] photocopied monster
  125. Encounter: The Naughty Saursaurus
  126. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  127. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  128. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  129. Round 2: Naughty Saursaurus takes 40 damage.
  130. Round 2: You lose 49 hit points
  131. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  132. Round 3: Naughty Saursaurus takes 40 damage.
  133. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  134. Round 3: Naughty Saursaurus takes 10 damage.
  135. Round 3: You lose 49 hit points
  136. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  137. Round 4: Naughty Saursaurus takes 36 damage.
  138. Round 4: You lose 42 hit points
  139. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  140. Round 5: Naughty Saursaurus takes 37 damage.
  141. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  142. Round 5: Naughty Saursaurus takes 9 damage.
  143. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  144. Round 6: Naughty Saursaurus takes 41 damage.
  145. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  146. Round 7: Naughty Saursaurus takes 41 damage.
  147. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  148. Round 8: Naughty Saursaurus takes 39 damage.
  149. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  150. Round 8: Naughty Saursaurus takes 9 damage.
  151. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  152. Round 9: Naughty Saursaurus takes 40 damage.
  153. Round 9: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  154. Round 9: Naughty Saursaurus takes 10 damage.
  155. Round 9: Studentloans attacks!
  156. Round 10: Naughty Saursaurus takes 44 damage.
  157. Round 10: Studentloans attacks!
  158. Round 11: Naughty Saursaurus takes 35 damage.
  159. Round 11: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  160. Round 11: Naughty Saursaurus takes 9 damage.
  161. Round 11: Studentloans attacks!
  162. Round 12: Naughty Saursaurus takes 35 damage.
  163. Round 12: You lose 50 hit points
  164. Round 12: Studentloans casts METEOR SHOWER!
  165. You acquire an effect: Meteor Showered (1)
  166. Round 13: You lose 43 hit points
  167. Round 13: Studentloans casts MICROMETEORITE!
  168. Round 14: Naughty Saursaurus drops 89 attack power.
  169. Round 14: Naughty Saursaurus drops 89 defense.
  170. Round 14: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  171. Round 14: Naughty Saursaurus takes 8 damage.
  172. Round 14: Studentloans attacks!
  173. Round 15: Naughty Saursaurus takes 72 damage.
  174. Round 15: Studentloans attacks!
  175. Round 16: Naughty Saursaurus takes 51 damage.
  176. Round 16: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  177. Round 16: Naughty Saursaurus takes 9 damage.
  178. Round 16: Studentloans attacks!
  179. Round 17: Naughty Saursaurus takes 51 damage.
  180. Round 17: You lose 32 hit points
  181. Round 17: Studentloans attacks!
  182. Round 18: Naughty Saursaurus takes 68 damage.
  183. Round 18: You lose 36 hit points
  184. Round 18: Studentloans attacks!
  185. Round 19: Naughty Saursaurus takes 72 damage.
  186. Round 19: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  187. Round 19: Naughty Saursaurus takes 9 damage.
  188. Round 19: Studentloans attacks!
  189. Round 20: Naughty Saursaurus takes 58 damage.
  190. Round 20: Studentloans attacks!
  191. Round 21: Naughty Saursaurus takes 58 damage.
  192. Round 21: Studentloans attacks!
  193. Round 22: Naughty Saursaurus takes 65 damage.
  194. Round 22: You lose 38 hit points
  195. Round 22: Studentloans attacks!
  196. Round 23: Naughty Saursaurus takes 51 damage.
  197. Round 23: You lose 32 hit points
  198. Round 23: Studentloans attacks!
  199. Round 24: Naughty Saursaurus takes 70 damage.
  200. Round 24: Studentloans wins the fight!
  201. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  202. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+11 Stats)
  203. After Battle: You gain 26 Strengthliness
  204. After Battle: You gain 36 Magicalness
  205. After Battle: You gain 52 Smarm
  206. You acquire an item: hollow rock
  207.  
  208. use 1 hollow rock
  209. You acquire an item: tequila sunrise
  210.  
  211. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  212. You gain 348 hit points
  213. raffle 10 inventory
  214. You acquire raffle ticket (10)
  215.  
  216. Visiting Jackass Plumber
  217.  
  218. Visiting Lyle, LyleCo CEO
  219. You acquire an effect: Favored by Lyle (10)
  220.  
  221. use 1 hollow rock
  222. You acquire white lightning (3)
  223. custom outfit Main
  224. Encounter: Adjust your Parka
  225. Took choice 1481/3: Pull the spikolodon tab
  226. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1481&option=3
  227. outfit War Hippy Fatigues
  228. custom outfit Main
  229. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  230.  
  231. [1231] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  232. Encounter: Beware of Aligator
  233. Took choice 1469/3: 1500 meat
  234. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1469&option=3
  235. You gain 1,500 Meat
  236.  
  237. [1231] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  238. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  239. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  240. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  241. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  242. You gain 1,904 Meat.
  243. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  244. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  245. You gain 30 Meat.
  246. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  247. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  248. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  249. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 50 damage.
  250. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  251. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 47 damage.
  252. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  253. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 50 damage.
  254. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  255. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 53 damage.
  256. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  257. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger takes 44 damage.
  258. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  259. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger takes 49 damage.
  260. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  261. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 60 damage.
  262. Round 9: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  263. Round 9: War Hippy Rigger takes 7 damage.
  264. Round 9: Studentloans wins the fight!
  265. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  266. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  267. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+7 Stats)
  268. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  269. After Battle: You gain 25 Mysteriousness
  270. After Battle: You gain 48 Smarm
  271. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  272. 8 hippies defeated; 56 down, 944 left.
  273.  
  274. [1232] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  275. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  276. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  277. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  278. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  279. Round 1: You gain 660 Smarm
  280. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  281. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  282. You gain 25 Meat.
  283. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  284. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  285. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  286. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 44 damage.
  287. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  288. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 47 damage.
  289. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  290. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 48 damage.
  291. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  292. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  293. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  294. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 62 damage.
  295. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  296. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 48 damage.
  297. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  298. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 49 damage.
  299. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  300. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  301. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  302. Round 9: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 44 damage.
  303. Round 9: Studentloans wins the fight!
  304. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  305. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  306. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  307. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+7 Stats)
  308. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  309. After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
  310. After Battle: You gain 49 Sarcasm
  311. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  312. 8 hippies defeated; 64 down, 936 left.
  313. The Orchard is now accessible in this uniform!
  314.  
  315. [1233] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  316. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman
  317. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  318. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  319. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  320. Round 1: You gain 165 Strongness
  321. Round 1: You gain 210 Enchantedness
  322. Round 1: You gain 165 Smarm
  323. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  324. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  325. You gain 30 Meat.
  326. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  327. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  328. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  329. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 53 damage.
  330. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  331. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 55 damage.
  332. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  333. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 55 damage.
  334. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  335. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman takes 53 damage.
  336. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  337. Round 6: War Hippy Shaman takes 8 damage.
  338. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  339. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  340. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  341. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+7 Stats)
  342. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  343. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  344. After Battle: You gain 54 Chutzpah
  345. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  346. 8 hippies defeated; 72 down, 928 left.
  347.  
  348. [1234] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  349. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  350. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  351. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  352. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  353. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  354. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  355. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  356. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  357. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  358. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 46 damage.
  359. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  360. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 50 damage.
  361. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  362. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  363. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  364. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 47 damage.
  365. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  366. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 7 damage.
  367. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  368. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 44 damage.
  369. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  370. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 49 damage.
  371. Round 7: You lose 5 hit points
  372. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  373. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 45 damage.
  374. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  375. Round 9: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 48 damage.
  376. Round 9: Studentloans wins the fight!
  377. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  378. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  379. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  380. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  381. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+7 Stats)
  382. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  383. After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
  384. After Battle: You gain 50 Cheek
  385. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  386. 8 hippies defeated; 80 down, 920 left.
  387.  
  388. [1235] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  389. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  390. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  391. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  392. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  393. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  394. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  395. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  396. You gain 28 Meat.
  397. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  398. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  399. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  400. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 74 damage.
  401. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  402. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 9 damage.
  403. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  404. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 71 damage.
  405. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  406. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 74 damage.
  407. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  408. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 9 damage.
  409. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  410. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 77 damage.
  411. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  412. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.You see one of your frat brothers punch an F.R.O.G. in the solar plexus, then aim the subsequent exhale at a squad of hippies standing nearby. You watch all of them fall to the ground, gasping for air.
  413. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
  414. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  415. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  416. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+7 Stats)
  417. After Battle: You gain 16 Beefiness
  418. You gain a Muscle point!
  419. After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
  420. After Battle: You gain 48 Smarm
  421. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  422. 8 hippies defeated; 88 down, 912 left.
  423.  
  424. [1236] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  425. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain
  426. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  427. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  428. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  429. You acquire an item: green gummi ingot
  430. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  431. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  432. You gain 30 Meat.
  433. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  434. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  435. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  436. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 59 damage.
  437. Round 3: You lose 12 hit points
  438. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  439. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 55 damage.
  440. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  441. Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 55 damage.
  442. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  443. Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 53 damage.
  444. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  445. Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 8 damage.
  446. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  447. Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 58 damage.
  448. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  449. Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 8 damage.
  450. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  451. Round 8: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 68 damage.
  452. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  453. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  454. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  455. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  456. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  457. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+7 Stats)
  458. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  459. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  460. After Battle: You gain 56 Sarcasm
  461. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  462. 8 hippies defeated; 96 down, 904 left.
  463.  
  464. [1237] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  465. Encounter: Lost and Found
  466. Took choice 1471/2: Muscle substats, 250 meat, get beaten up
  467. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1471&option=2
  468. You acquire an effect: Beaten Up (3)
  469. You gain 100 Muscleboundness
  470. You gain 250 Meat
  471.  
  472. [1237] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  473. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  474. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  475. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  476. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  477. You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (2)
  478. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  479. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  480. Round 2: War Hippy Baker takes 7 damage.
  481. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  482. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  483. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  484. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 42 damage.
  485. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  486. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 43 damage.
  487. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  488. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 43 damage.
  489. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  490. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 41 damage.
  491. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  492. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  493. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  494. Round 7: War Hippy Baker takes 45 damage.
  495. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  496. Round 7: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  497. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  498. Round 8: War Hippy Baker takes 52 damage.
  499. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  500. Round 9: War Hippy Baker takes 46 damage.
  501. Round 9: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  502. Round 9: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  503. Round 9: Studentloans wins the fight!
  504. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  505. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  506. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  507. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+7 Stats)
  508. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  509. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  510. After Battle: You gain 50 Roguishness
  511. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  512. 8 hippies defeated; 104 down, 896 left.
  513.  
  514. [1238] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  515. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  516. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  517. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  518. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  519. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  520. You acquire an item: tube of dread wax
  521. You gain 28 Meat.
  522. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  523. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  524. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  525. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 43 damage.
  526. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  527. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  528. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  529. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 45 damage.
  530. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  531. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 40 damage.
  532. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  533. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  534. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  535. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 44 damage.
  536. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  537. Round 7: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 43 damage.
  538. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  539. Round 8: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 57 damage.
  540. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  541. Round 8: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  542. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  543. Round 9: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 43 damage.
  544. Round 9: Studentloans attacks!
  545. Round 10: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 44 damage.
  546. Round 10: Studentloans attacks!
  547. Round 11: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 40 damage.
  548. Round 11: Studentloans wins the fight!
  549. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  550. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+7 Stats)
  551. After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
  552. After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
  553. After Battle: You gain 48 Chutzpah
  554. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  555. 8 hippies defeated; 112 down, 888 left.
  556.  
  557. [1239] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  558. Encounter: War Hippy Fire Spinner
  559. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  560. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  561. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  562. You gain 1,832 Meat.
  563. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  564. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  565. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  566. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  567. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 42 damage.
  568. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  569. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 8 damage.
  570. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  571. Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 41 damage.
  572. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  573. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 45 damage.
  574. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  575. Round 6: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 58 damage.
  576. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  577. Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 41 damage.
  578. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  579. Round 7: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 8 damage.
  580. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  581. Round 8: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 48 damage.
  582. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  583. Round 8: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 8 damage.
  584. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  585. Round 9: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 41 damage.
  586. Round 9: Studentloans wins the fight!
  587. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  588. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+7 Stats)
  589. After Battle: You gain 13 Strengthliness
  590. After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
  591. After Battle: You gain 61 Cheek
  592. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  593. 8 hippies defeated; 120 down, 880 left.
  594.  
  595. [1240] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  596. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  597. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  598. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  599. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  600. Round 1: You gain 594 Roguishness
  601. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  602. Round 2: You lose 6 hit points
  603. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  604. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  605. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  606. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 54 damage.
  607. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  608. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 53 damage.
  609. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  610. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  611. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  612. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 48 damage.
  613. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  614. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 54 damage.
  615. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  616. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 50 damage.
  617. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  618. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 52 damage.
  619. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  620. After Battle: You rush to the site of an imminent meteor strike and catch the meteorite. Hey, it's a chunk of a destroyed cookie planet!You see a Grillmaster flinging hot kabobs as fast as he can make them. He skewers one, two, three, four, five, six... seven! Seven hippies! Ha ha ha!
  621. You acquire an item: meteoreo
  622. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  623. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  624. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  625. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+7 Stats)
  626. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  627. After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
  628. After Battle: You gain 51 Sarcasm
  629. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  630. 8 hippies defeated; 128 down, 872 left.
  631.  
  632. [1241] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  633. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  634. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  635. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  636. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  637. Round 1: You gain 210 Fortitude
  638. Round 1: You gain 150 Wizardliness
  639. Round 1: You gain 199 Sarcasm
  640. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  641. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  642. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  643. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  644. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  645. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  646. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 56 damage.
  647. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  648. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 47 damage.
  649. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  650. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 45 damage.
  651. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  652. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 58 damage.
  653. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  654. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger takes 62 damage.
  655. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  656. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  657. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  658. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger takes 43 damage.
  659. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  660. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  661. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  662. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  663. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  664. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  665. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  666. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+7 Stats)
  667. After Battle: You gain 19 Beefiness
  668. After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
  669. After Battle: You gain 50 Sarcasm
  670. You acquire an item: hollow rock
  671. 8 hippies defeated; 136 down, 864 left.
  672.  
  673. [1242] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  674. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  675. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  676. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  677. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  678. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  679. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  680. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  681. You gain 26 Meat.
  682. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  683. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  684. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  685. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  686. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  687. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 50 damage.
  688. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  689. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 45 damage.
  690. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  691. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 7 damage.
  692. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  693. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 49 damage.
  694. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  695. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 49 damage.
  696. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  697. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 50 damage.
  698. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  699. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 7 damage.
  700. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  701. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 45 damage.
  702. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  703. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  704. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  705. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  706. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  707. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+7 Stats)
  708. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  709. After Battle: You gain 27 Enchantedness
  710. After Battle: You gain 40 Smarm
  711. You gain a Moxie point!
  712. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  713. 8 hippies defeated; 144 down, 856 left.
  714.  
  715. [1243] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  716. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  717. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  718. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  719. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  720. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  721. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  722. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  723. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  724. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  725. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  726. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 74 damage.
  727. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  728. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  729. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  730. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 76 damage.
  731. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  732. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 73 damage.
  733. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  734. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 73 damage.
  735. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  736. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  737. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  738. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You see one of your Beer Bongadier frat brothers use a complicated beer bong to spray cheap, skunky beer on a whole squad of hippies at once. "Way to go, bra!" you shout.
  739. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  740. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  741. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  742. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  743. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  744. After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
  745. You gain a Mysticality point!
  746. After Battle: You gain 41 Cheek
  747. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  748. 8 hippies defeated; 152 down, 848 left.
  749.  
  750. [1244] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  751. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain
  752. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  753. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  754. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  755. You acquire an item: pack of chewing gum
  756. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  757. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  758. You gain 26 Meat.
  759. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  760. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 8 damage.
  761. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  762. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  763. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  764. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 47 damage.
  765. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  766. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 8 damage.
  767. Round 3: You lose 11 hit points
  768. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  769. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 48 damage.
  770. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  771. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 8 damage.
  772. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  773. Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 52 damage.
  774. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  775. Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 49 damage.
  776. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  777. Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 47 damage.
  778. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  779. Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 7 damage.
  780. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  781. Round 8: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 48 damage.
  782. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  783. After Battle: You rush to the location of an imminent meteor strike just in time to see the meteorite collide with an energy drink, knocking out all of the calories. A marketing rep from the beverage company quickly rebrands the bottle and gives it to you as a promotional free sample.You glance over and see one of the Roaring Drunks from the 151st Division overturning a mobile sweat lodge in a berserker rage. Several sweaty, naked hippies run out and off the battlefield, brushing burning coals out of their dreadlocks.
  784. You acquire an item: Meteorite-Ade
  785. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  786. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  787. After Battle: You gain 28 Fortitude
  788. After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
  789. After Battle: You gain 42 Roguishness
  790. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  791. 8 hippies defeated; 160 down, 840 left.
  792.  
  793. [1245] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  794. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
  795. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  796. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  797. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  798. You acquire an item: bottle of rum (2)
  799. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  800. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  801. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  802. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  803. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 48 damage.
  804. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  805. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 7 damage.
  806. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  807. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 47 damage.
  808. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  809. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 7 damage.
  810. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  811. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 47 damage.
  812. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  813. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 48 damage.
  814. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  815. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 50 damage.
  816. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  817. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 49 damage.
  818. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  819. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  820. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  821. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 45 damage.
  822. Round 9: Studentloans attacks!
  823. Round 10: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 49 damage.
  824. Round 10: Studentloans attacks!
  825. Round 11: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 48 damage.
  826. Round 11: Studentloans wins the fight!
  827. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  828. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  829. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  830. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  831. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  832. After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
  833. After Battle: You gain 49 Roguishness
  834. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  835. 8 hippies defeated; 168 down, 832 left.
  836.  
  837. [1246] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  838. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  839. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  840. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  841. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  842. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  843. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  844. You gain 29 Meat.
  845. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  846. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  847. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  848. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  849. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  850. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 54 damage.
  851. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  852. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  853. Round 3: You lose 13 hit points
  854. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  855. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 52 damage.
  856. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  857. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  858. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  859. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 54 damage.
  860. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  861. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 49 damage.
  862. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  863. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  864. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  865. Round 7: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 51 damage.
  866. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  867. Round 8: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 54 damage.
  868. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  869. Round 8: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  870. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  871. Round 9: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 53 damage.
  872. Round 9: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  873. Round 9: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  874. Round 9: Studentloans wins the fight!
  875. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  876. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  877. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  878. After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
  879. After Battle: You gain 48 Cheek
  880. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  881. 8 hippies defeated; 176 down, 824 left.
  882.  
  883. [1247] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  884. Encounter: Summer Days
  885. Took choice 1472/3: Moxie substats
  886. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1472&option=3
  887. You gain 275 Smarm
  888.  
  889. [1247] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  890. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  891. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  892. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  893. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  894. You gain 1,952 Meat.
  895. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  896. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  897. You gain 28 Meat.
  898. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  899. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  900. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  901. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 54 damage.
  902. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  903. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 53 damage.
  904. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  905. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 68 damage.
  906. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  907. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 52 damage.
  908. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  909. Round 7: War Hippy Windtalker takes 49 damage.
  910. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  911. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker takes 53 damage.
  912. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  913. Round 8: War Hippy Windtalker takes 8 damage.
  914. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  915. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  916. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  917. After Battle: Lumiere shakes loose a glob of hot wax onto the ground. You grab it before it gets all dirty.
  918. You acquire an item: glob of melted wax
  919. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  920. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  921. After Battle: You gain 22 Wizardliness
  922. After Battle: You gain 48 Smarm
  923. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  924. 8 hippies defeated; 184 down, 816 left.
  925.  
  926. [1248] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  927. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
  928. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  929. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  930. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  931. Round 1: You gain 660 Cheek
  932. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  933. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  934. You gain 25 Meat.
  935. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  936. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  937. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  938. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 53 damage.
  939. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  940. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 54 damage.
  941. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  942. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 54 damage.
  943. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  944. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 56 damage.
  945. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  946. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath takes 56 damage.
  947. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  948. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath takes 8 damage.
  949. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  950. Round 8: War Hippy Homeopath takes 53 damage.
  951. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  952. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  953. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  954. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  955. After Battle: You gain 22 Muscleboundness
  956. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  957. After Battle: You gain 49 Cheek
  958. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  959. 8 hippies defeated; 192 down, 808 left.
  960. The Nunnery is now accessible in this uniform!
  961.  
  962. [1249] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  963. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  964. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  965. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  966. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  967. Round 1: You gain 165 Fortitude
  968. Round 1: You gain 180 Wizardliness
  969. Round 1: You gain 214 Roguishness
  970. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  971. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  972. You gain 25 Meat.
  973. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  974. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  975. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  976. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 56 damage.
  977. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  978. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  979. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  980. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 51 damage.
  981. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  982. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 50 damage.
  983. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  984. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 51 damage.
  985. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  986. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  987. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  988. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 63 damage.
  989. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  990. Round 8: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 56 damage.
  991. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  992. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  993. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  994. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  995. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  996. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  997. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  998. After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
  999. After Battle: You gain 48 Smarm
  1000. You gain a Moxie point!
  1001. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  1002. 8 hippies defeated; 200 down, 800 left.
  1003.  
  1004. [1250] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1005. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  1006. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1007. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1008. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  1009. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  1010. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1011. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1012. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1013. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1014. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 51 damage.
  1015. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1016. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 54 damage.
  1017. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1018. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 52 damage.
  1019. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1020. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  1021. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1022. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 55 damage.
  1023. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1024. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger takes 56 damage.
  1025. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  1026. Round 8: War Hippy Rigger takes 51 damage.
  1027. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1028. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  1029. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  1030. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  1031. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  1032. After Battle: You gain 28 Strengthliness
  1033. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  1034. After Battle: You gain 42 Chutzpah
  1035. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  1036. 8 hippies defeated; 208 down, 792 left.
  1037.  
  1038. [1251] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1039. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman
  1040. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1041. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  1042. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  1043. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  1044. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1045. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  1046. You gain 25 Meat.
  1047. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1048. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1049. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1050. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 83 damage.
  1051. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1052. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 8 damage.
  1053. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1054. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 85 damage.
  1055. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1056. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 85 damage.
  1057. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1058. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.You glance over and see one of the Roaring Drunks from the 151st Division overturning a mobile sweat lodge in a berserker rage. Several sweaty, naked hippies run out and off the battlefield, brushing burning coals out of their dreadlocks.
  1059. After Battle: You gain 6 Fortitude
  1060. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  1061. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1062. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  1063. You gain a Muscle point!
  1064. After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
  1065. After Battle: You gain 47 Chutzpah
  1066. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  1067. 8 hippies defeated; 216 down, 784 left.
  1068.  
  1069. [1252] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1070. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  1071. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1072. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  1073. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  1074. You acquire an item: brown sugar cane
  1075. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1076. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  1077. You gain 30 Meat.
  1078. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1079. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman takes 7 damage.
  1080. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1081. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1082. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1083. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 55 damage.
  1084. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1085. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 8 damage.
  1086. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1087. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 55 damage.
  1088. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1089. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 8 damage.
  1090. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1091. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 57 damage.
  1092. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1093. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 8 damage.
  1094. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1095. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 58 damage.
  1096. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1097. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman takes 55 damage.
  1098. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1099. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  1100. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  1101. After Battle: You gain 21 Strengthliness
  1102. After Battle: You gain 17 Enchantedness
  1103. After Battle: You gain 50 Smarm
  1104. You acquire an item: hollow rock
  1105. 8 hippies defeated; 224 down, 776 left.
  1106.  
  1107. [1253] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1108. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  1109. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1110. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  1111. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  1112. You acquire an item: bottle of vodka (2)
  1113. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1114. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1115. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1116. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1117. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 60 damage.
  1118. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1119. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 60 damage.
  1120. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1121. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 57 damage.
  1122. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1123. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 61 damage.
  1124. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1125. Round 7: War Hippy Baker takes 57 damage.
  1126. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1127. Round 7: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  1128. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1129. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  1130. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  1131. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  1132. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  1133. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1134. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  1135. After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
  1136. You gain a Mysticality point!
  1137. After Battle: You gain 47 Smarm
  1138. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  1139. 8 hippies defeated; 232 down, 768 left.
  1140.  
  1141. [1254] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1142. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain
  1143. Round 0: Studentloans loses initiative!
  1144. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1145. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  1146. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1147. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1148. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  1149. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 60 damage.
  1150. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1151. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 7 damage.
  1152. Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
  1153. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1154. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 59 damage.
  1155. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1156. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 57 damage.
  1157. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1158. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 8 damage.
  1159. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1160. Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 55 damage.
  1161. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1162. Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 60 damage.
  1163. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1164. Round 7: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 60 damage.
  1165. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1166. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  1167. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  1168. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  1169. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1170. After Battle: You gain 23 Fortitude
  1171. After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
  1172. After Battle: You gain 50 Chutzpah
  1173. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  1174. 8 hippies defeated; 240 down, 760 left.
  1175.  
  1176. [1255] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1177. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
  1178. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1179. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  1180. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  1181. You gain 1,610 Meat.
  1182. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1183. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  1184. You gain 28 Meat.
  1185. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1186. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 8 damage.
  1187. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1188. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1189. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1190. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 55 damage.
  1191. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1192. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 7 damage.
  1193. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1194. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 56 damage.
  1195. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1196. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 61 damage.
  1197. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1198. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 59 damage.
  1199. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1200. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 7 damage.
  1201. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1202. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 59 damage.
  1203. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1204. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 8 damage.
  1205. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  1206. Round 8: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 74 damage.
  1207. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1208. Round 8: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 8 damage.
  1209. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1210. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  1211. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  1212. You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
  1213. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1214. After Battle: You gain 14 Muscleboundness
  1215. After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
  1216. After Battle: You gain 57 Cheek
  1217. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  1218. 8 hippies defeated; 248 down, 752 left.
  1219.  
  1220. use 1 hollow rock
  1221. You acquire an item: Mad Train wine
  1222.  
  1223. use 1 hollow rock
  1224. You acquire an item: Supernova Champagne
  1225.  
  1226. [1256] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1227. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  1228. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1229. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  1230. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  1231. Round 1: You gain 627 Chutzpah
  1232. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1233. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  1234. You gain 26 Meat.
  1235. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1236. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1237. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1238. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 66 damage.
  1239. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1240. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 65 damage.
  1241. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1242. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  1243. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1244. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 61 damage.
  1245. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1246. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  1247. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1248. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 57 damage.
  1249. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1250. Round 7: War Hippy Baker takes 58 damage.
  1251. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1252. Round 7: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  1253. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1254. After Battle: You rush to the site of an imminent meteor strike and catch the meteorite. Hey, it's a chunk of a destroyed cookie planet!You see one of your frat brothers punch an F.R.O.G. in the solar plexus, then aim the subsequent exhale at a squad of hippies standing nearby. You watch all of them fall to the ground, gasping for air.
  1255. You acquire an item: meteoreo
  1256. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  1257. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  1258. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  1259. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  1260. After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
  1261. After Battle: You gain 48 Smarm
  1262. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  1263. 8 hippies defeated; 256 down, 744 left.
  1264.  
  1265. [1257] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1266. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
  1267. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1268. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1269. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  1270. Round 1: You gain 210 Strengthliness
  1271. Round 1: You gain 150 Enchantedness
  1272. Round 1: You gain 215 Roguishness
  1273. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1274. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  1275. You gain 26 Meat.
  1276. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1277. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 7 damage.
  1278. Round 2: You lose 5 hit points
  1279. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1280. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1281. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1282. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 56 damage.
  1283. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1284. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 54 damage.
  1285. Round 4: You lose 7 hit points
  1286. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1287. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 57 damage.
  1288. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1289. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 7 damage.
  1290. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1291. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 55 damage.
  1292. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1293. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  1294. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1295. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 58 damage.
  1296. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1297. Round 7: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  1298. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  1299. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  1300. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 55 damage.
  1301. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1302. Round 8: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  1303. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  1304. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 58 damage.
  1305. Round 9: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1306. Round 9: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 7 damage.
  1307. Round 9: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1308. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  1309. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1310. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  1311. After Battle: You gain 16 Magicalness
  1312. After Battle: You gain 51 Smarm
  1313. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  1314. 8 hippies defeated; 264 down, 736 left.
  1315.  
  1316. [1258] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1317. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
  1318. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1319. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1320. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  1321. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  1322. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1323. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  1324. You gain 26 Meat.
  1325. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1326. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1327. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1328. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 59 damage.
  1329. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1330. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 7 damage.
  1331. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1332. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 60 damage.
  1333. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1334. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 60 damage.
  1335. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1336. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 57 damage.
  1337. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1338. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 59 damage.
  1339. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  1340. Round 8: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 61 damage.
  1341. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1342. Round 8: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 8 damage.
  1343. Round 8: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1344. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  1345. You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
  1346. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  1347. After Battle: You gain 28 Fortitude
  1348. After Battle: You gain 30 Mysteriousness
  1349. After Battle: You gain 29 Sarcasm
  1350. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  1351. 8 hippies defeated; 272 down, 728 left.
  1352.  
  1353. [1259] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1354. Encounter: Bath Time
  1355. Took choice 1473/1: Muscle substats, gob of wet hair
  1356. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1473&option=1
  1357. You gain 150 Fortitude
  1358. You gain a Muscle point!
  1359. You acquire an item: gob of wet hair
  1360.  
  1361. [1259] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1362. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  1363. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1364. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  1365. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  1366. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  1367. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1368. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  1369. You gain 30 Meat.
  1370. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  1371. Round 2: War Hippy Baker takes 9 damage.
  1372. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1373. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1374. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1375. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 94 damage.
  1376. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1377. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 104 damage.
  1378. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1379. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 90 damage.
  1380. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1381. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You see one of your Beer Bongadier frat brothers use a complicated beer bong to spray cheap, skunky beer on a whole squad of hippies at once. "Way to go, bra!" you shout.
  1382. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  1383. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  1384. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  1385. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  1386. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1387. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  1388. After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
  1389. After Battle: You gain 49 Chutzpah
  1390. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  1391. 8 hippies defeated; 280 down, 720 left.
  1392.  
  1393. [1260] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1394. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman
  1395. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1396. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1397. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  1398. You acquire an item: Bit O' Ectoplasm
  1399. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1400. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  1401. You gain 25 Meat.
  1402. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1403. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1404. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1405. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 79 damage.
  1406. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1407. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 65 damage.
  1408. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1409. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 70 damage.
  1410. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1411. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  1412. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  1413. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  1414. After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
  1415. After Battle: You gain 53 Smarm
  1416. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  1417. 8 hippies defeated; 288 down, 712 left.
  1418.  
  1419. [1261] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1420. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  1421. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1422. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1423. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  1424. You acquire an item: bottle of rum (2)
  1425. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1426. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  1427. You gain 25 Meat.
  1428. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1429. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger takes 7 damage.
  1430. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1431. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1432. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1433. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 61 damage.
  1434. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1435. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 63 damage.
  1436. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1437. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 61 damage.
  1438. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1439. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  1440. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1441. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 58 damage.
  1442. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1443. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger takes 64 damage.
  1444. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1445. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  1446. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1447. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  1448. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  1449. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  1450. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  1451. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  1452. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  1453. After Battle: You gain 48 Smarm
  1454. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  1455. 8 hippies defeated; 296 down, 704 left.
  1456.  
  1457. [1262] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1458. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
  1459. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1460. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1461. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  1462. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1463. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1464. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1465. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1466. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 74 damage.
  1467. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1468. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 64 damage.
  1469. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1470. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 58 damage.
  1471. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1472. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 59 damage.
  1473. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1474. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 7 damage.
  1475. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1476. Round 7: War Hippy Homeopath takes 63 damage.
  1477. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1478. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.You see one of your Beer Bongadier frat brothers use a complicated beer bong to spray cheap, skunky beer on a whole squad of hippies at once. "Way to go, bra!" you shout.
  1479. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  1480. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  1481. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  1482. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  1483. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1484. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  1485. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  1486. After Battle: You gain 43 Sarcasm
  1487. You gain a Moxie point!
  1488. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  1489. 8 hippies defeated; 304 down, 696 left.
  1490.  
  1491. [1263] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1492. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  1493. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1494. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1495. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  1496. You gain 1,990 Meat.
  1497. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1498. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  1499. You gain 29 Meat.
  1500. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1501. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1502. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1503. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 64 damage.
  1504. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1505. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 63 damage.
  1506. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1507. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  1508. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1509. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 59 damage.
  1510. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1511. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 60 damage.
  1512. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1513. Round 7: War Hippy Rigger takes 59 damage.
  1514. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1515. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.You see one of your frat brothers punch an F.R.O.G. in the solar plexus, then aim the subsequent exhale at a squad of hippies standing nearby. You watch all of them fall to the ground, gasping for air.
  1516. After Battle: You gain 5 Smarm
  1517. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  1518. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  1519. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  1520. After Battle: You gain 11 Wizardliness
  1521. After Battle: You gain 59 Sarcasm
  1522. You acquire an item: lump of loyal latite
  1523. 8 hippies defeated; 312 down, 688 left.
  1524.  
  1525. [1264] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1526. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  1527. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1528. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  1529. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  1530. Round 1: You gain 611 Roguishness
  1531. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1532. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1533. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1534. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1535. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 61 damage.
  1536. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1537. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 8 damage.
  1538. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1539. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 64 damage.
  1540. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1541. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 61 damage.
  1542. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1543. Round 6: War Hippy Infantryman takes 64 damage.
  1544. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1545. Round 7: War Hippy Infantryman takes 59 damage.
  1546. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1547. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  1548. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  1549. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  1550. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  1551. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  1552. After Battle: You gain 48 Roguishness
  1553. You gain a Moxie point!
  1554. You gain a Level!
  1555. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  1556. 8 hippies defeated; 320 down, 680 left.
  1557.  
  1558. [1265] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1559. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  1560. Round 0: Studentloans loses initiative!
  1561. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1562. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  1563. Round 1: You gain 180 Fortitude
  1564. Round 1: You gain 165 Wizardliness
  1565. Round 1: You gain 231 Chutzpah
  1566. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1567. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1568. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  1569. Round 2: War Hippy Baker takes 64 damage.
  1570. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1571. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 71 damage.
  1572. Round 3: You lose 6 hit points
  1573. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1574. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 70 damage.
  1575. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1576. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 64 damage.
  1577. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1578. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 65 damage.
  1579. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1580. Round 6: War Hippy Baker takes 8 damage.
  1581. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1582. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  1583. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  1584. After Battle: You gain 24 Beefiness
  1585. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  1586. After Battle: You gain 43 Chutzpah
  1587. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  1588. 8 hippies defeated; 328 down, 672 left.
  1589.  
  1590. [1266] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1591. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  1592. Round 0: Studentloans loses initiative!
  1593. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1594. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  1595. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  1596. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1597. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1598. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  1599. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 70 damage.
  1600. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1601. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 64 damage.
  1602. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1603. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 80 damage.
  1604. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1605. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 62 damage.
  1606. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1607. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 8 damage.
  1608. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1609. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 64 damage.
  1610. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1611. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  1612. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  1613. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  1614. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  1615. After Battle: You gain 15 Enchantedness
  1616. After Battle: You gain 58 Roguishness
  1617. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  1618. 8 hippies defeated; 336 down, 664 left.
  1619.  
  1620. [1267] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1621. Encounter: War Hippy Infantryman
  1622. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1623. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  1624. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  1625. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  1626. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1627. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  1628. You gain 28 Meat.
  1629. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  1630. Round 2: War Hippy Infantryman takes 9 damage.
  1631. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1632. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1633. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1634. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 89 damage.
  1635. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  1636. Round 3: War Hippy Infantryman takes 9 damage.
  1637. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1638. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 90 damage.
  1639. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1640. Round 4: War Hippy Infantryman takes 8 damage.
  1641. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1642. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 92 damage.
  1643. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  1644. Round 5: War Hippy Infantryman takes 9 damage.
  1645. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1646. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  1647. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  1648. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  1649. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  1650. After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness
  1651. After Battle: You gain 41 Smarm
  1652. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  1653. 8 hippies defeated; 344 down, 656 left.
  1654.  
  1655. [1268] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1656. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  1657. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1658. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1659. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  1660. You acquire an item: gummi canary
  1661. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1662. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  1663. You gain 28 Meat.
  1664. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1665. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger takes 7 damage.
  1666. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1667. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1668. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1669. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 69 damage.
  1670. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1671. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  1672. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1673. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 69 damage.
  1674. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1675. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 72 damage.
  1676. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1677. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 69 damage.
  1678. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1679. Round 6: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  1680. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1681. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.You see a Grillmaster flinging hot kabobs as fast as he can make them. He skewers one, two, three, four, five, six... seven! Seven hippies! Ha ha ha!
  1682. After Battle: You gain 6 Chutzpah
  1683. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  1684. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  1685. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  1686. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  1687. After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
  1688. After Battle: You gain 50 Smarm
  1689. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  1690. 8 hippies defeated; 352 down, 648 left.
  1691.  
  1692. [1269] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1693. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  1694. Round 0: Studentloans loses initiative!
  1695. Round 1: You lose 19 hit points
  1696. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  1697. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (2)
  1698. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1699. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1700. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  1701. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker takes 67 damage.
  1702. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1703. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 66 damage.
  1704. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1705. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 67 damage.
  1706. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1707. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 66 damage.
  1708. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1709. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 67 damage.
  1710. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1711. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  1712. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  1713. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  1714. After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
  1715. After Battle: You gain 52 Sarcasm
  1716. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  1717. 8 hippies defeated; 360 down, 640 left.
  1718.  
  1719. [1270] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1720. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
  1721. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1722. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  1723. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  1724. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1725. You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
  1726. You gain 28 Meat.
  1727. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1728. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 7 damage.
  1729. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1730. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1731. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1732. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 70 damage.
  1733. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1734. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 64 damage.
  1735. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1736. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 70 damage.
  1737. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1738. Round 6: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 65 damage.
  1739. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  1740. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 64 damage.
  1741. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1742. Round 7: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 8 damage.
  1743. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1744. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.You see one of your frat brothers punch an F.R.O.G. in the solar plexus, then aim the subsequent exhale at a squad of hippies standing nearby. You watch all of them fall to the ground, gasping for air.
  1745. After Battle: You gain 5 Chutzpah
  1746. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  1747. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  1748. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  1749. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  1750. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  1751. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  1752. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  1753. After Battle: You gain 48 Sarcasm
  1754. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  1755. 8 hippies defeated; 368 down, 632 left.
  1756.  
  1757. [1271] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1758. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  1759. Round 0: Studentloans loses initiative!
  1760. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1761. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  1762. You gain 1,630 Meat.
  1763. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1764. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1765. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  1766. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker takes 70 damage.
  1767. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1768. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 64 damage.
  1769. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1770. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 70 damage.
  1771. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1772. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 68 damage.
  1773. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1774. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 7 damage.
  1775. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1776. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 69 damage.
  1777. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1778. Round 6: War Hippy Windtalker takes 8 damage.
  1779. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1780. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  1781. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  1782. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  1783. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1784. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  1785. After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness
  1786. After Battle: You gain 44 Cheek
  1787. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  1788. 8 hippies defeated; 376 down, 624 left.
  1789.  
  1790. [1272] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1791. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  1792. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1793. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  1794. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  1795. Round 1: You gain 594 Sarcasm
  1796. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1797. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1798. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  1799. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1800. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1801. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1802. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 82 damage.
  1803. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1804. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 7 damage.
  1805. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1806. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 72 damage.
  1807. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1808. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 7 damage.
  1809. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1810. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 70 damage.
  1811. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1812. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 75 damage.
  1813. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1814. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  1815. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  1816. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  1817. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  1818. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  1819. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  1820. After Battle: You gain 52 Roguishness
  1821. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  1822. 8 hippies defeated; 384 down, 616 left.
  1823.  
  1824. [1273] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1825. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman
  1826. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1827. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  1828. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  1829. Round 1: You gain 180 Strengthliness
  1830. Round 1: You gain 195 Mysteriousness
  1831. Round 1: You gain 198 Smarm
  1832. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1833. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  1834. You gain 27 Meat.
  1835. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1836. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman takes 8 damage.
  1837. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1838. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1839. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1840. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 76 damage.
  1841. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1842. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 76 damage.
  1843. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1844. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 7 damage.
  1845. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1846. Round 5: War Hippy Shaman takes 74 damage.
  1847. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1848. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  1849. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  1850. After Battle: You gain 28 Beefiness
  1851. After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
  1852. After Battle: You gain 42 Sarcasm
  1853. You gain a Moxie point!
  1854. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  1855. 8 hippies defeated; 392 down, 608 left.
  1856.  
  1857. [1274] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1858. Encounter: Hypnotic Master
  1859. Took choice 1475/3: Two random effects
  1860. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1475&option=3
  1861. You acquire an effect: Cosmic Flavor (30)
  1862. You acquire an effect: Graham Crackling (30)
  1863.  
  1864. [1274] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1865. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
  1866. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1867. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1868. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  1869. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  1870. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1871. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1872. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1873. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1874. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 80 damage.
  1875. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1876. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 7 damage.
  1877. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1878. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 67 damage.
  1879. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1880. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 73 damage.
  1881. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1882. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 84 damage.
  1883. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 7 damage.
  1884. Round 6: War Hippy Homeopath takes 7 damage.
  1885. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1886. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  1887. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  1888. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  1889. After Battle: You gain 18 Strongness
  1890. After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
  1891. After Battle: You gain 49 Roguishness
  1892. You acquire an item: lump of loyal latite
  1893. 8 hippies defeated; 400 down, 600 left.
  1894.  
  1895. [1275] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1896. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  1897. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1898. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  1899. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  1900. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  1901. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1902. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1903. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1904. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1905. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 111 damage.
  1906. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  1907. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  1908. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1909. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 104 damage.
  1910. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1911. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 109 damage.
  1912. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1913. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 110 damage.
  1914. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1915. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  1916. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  1917. You acquire an item: tube of dread wax
  1918. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  1919. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  1920. You gain a Muscle point!
  1921. After Battle: You gain 15 Magicalness
  1922. After Battle: You gain 43 Smarm
  1923. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  1924. 8 hippies defeated; 408 down, 592 left.
  1925.  
  1926. [1276] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1927. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain
  1928. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1929. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  1930. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  1931. You acquire an item: gummi canary
  1932. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1933. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1934. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 8 damage.
  1935. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1936. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1937. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1938. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 85 damage.
  1939. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1940. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 71 damage.
  1941. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1942. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 8 damage.
  1943. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1944. Round 5: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 73 damage.
  1945. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1946. Round 6: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 76 damage.
  1947. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1948. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  1949. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  1950. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1951. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  1952. After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
  1953. After Battle: You gain 49 Smarm
  1954. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  1955. 8 hippies defeated; 416 down, 584 left.
  1956.  
  1957. [1277] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1958. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  1959. Round 0: Studentloans loses initiative!
  1960. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  1961. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  1962. You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (2)
  1963. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  1964. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1965. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  1966. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 73 damage.
  1967. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  1968. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier takes 70 damage.
  1969. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  1970. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier takes 74 damage.
  1971. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  1972. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  1973. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier takes 73 damage.
  1974. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1975. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier takes 8 damage.
  1976. Round 5: You lose 5 hit points
  1977. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  1978. Round 6: Green Ops Soldier takes 70 damage.
  1979. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  1980. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  1981. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  1982. After Battle: Lumiere shakes loose a glob of hot wax onto the ground. You grab it before it gets all dirty.
  1983. You acquire an item: glob of melted wax
  1984. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  1985. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  1986. After Battle: You gain 21 Mysteriousness
  1987. After Battle: You gain 51 Sarcasm
  1988. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  1989. 8 hippies defeated; 424 down, 576 left.
  1990.  
  1991. [1278] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  1992. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  1993. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  1994. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  1995. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  1996. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  1997. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  1998. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 8 damage.
  1999. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2000. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2001. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2002. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 78 damage.
  2003. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2004. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 75 damage.
  2005. Round 4: You lose 13 hit points
  2006. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2007. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 71 damage.
  2008. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2009. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 73 damage.
  2010. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  2011. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 71 damage.
  2012. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2013. Round 7: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 8 damage.
  2014. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2015. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You see a Grillmaster flinging hot kabobs as fast as he can make them. He skewers one, two, three, four, five, six... seven! Seven hippies! Ha ha ha!
  2016. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  2017. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  2018. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  2019. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  2020. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  2021. After Battle: You gain 24 Wizardliness
  2022. After Battle: You gain 50 Chutzpah
  2023. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  2024. 8 hippies defeated; 432 down, 568 left.
  2025.  
  2026. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  2027. You gain 411 hit points
  2028.  
  2029. eat 1 cold hi mein
  2030. You gain 24 Adventures
  2031. You gain 72 Beefiness
  2032. You gain 33 Mysteriousness
  2033. You gain 22 Smarm
  2034. You acquire an effect: Cold Breath (5)
  2035. You gain 5 Fullness
  2036.  
  2037. eat 1 stinky hi mein
  2038. You gain 25 Adventures
  2039. You gain 33 Fortitude
  2040. You gain 72 Mysteriousness
  2041. You gain 18 Sarcasm
  2042. You acquire an effect: Stinky Breath (5)
  2043. You gain 5 Fullness
  2044.  
  2045. eat 1 stinky hi mein
  2046. You gain 24 Adventures
  2047. You gain 31 Muscleboundness
  2048. You gain 72 Mysteriousness
  2049. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2050. You gain 22 Sarcasm
  2051. You acquire an effect: Stinky Breath (5)
  2052. You gain 5 Fullness
  2053.  
  2054. [1279] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2055. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  2056. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2057. Round 1: You lose 17 hit points
  2058. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  2059. You gain 1,832 Meat.
  2060. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2061. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2062. Round 2: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  2063. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2064. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2065. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2066. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 76 damage.
  2067. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2068. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  2069. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2070. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 72 damage.
  2071. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2072. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 8 damage.
  2073. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2074. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 74 damage.
  2075. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2076. Round 6: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 73 damage.
  2077. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  2078. Round 7: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 74 damage.
  2079. Round 7: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2080. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  2081. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  2082. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  2083. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  2084. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  2085. After Battle: You gain 19 Muscleboundness
  2086. After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
  2087. After Battle: You gain 46 Smarm
  2088. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  2089. 8 hippies defeated; 440 down, 560 left.
  2090.  
  2091. [1280] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2092. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  2093. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2094. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2095. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  2096. Round 1: You gain 594 Chutzpah
  2097. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2098. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  2099. You gain 25 Meat.
  2100. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2101. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 9 damage.
  2102. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2103. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2104. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2105. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 95 damage.
  2106. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2107. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 92 damage.
  2108. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2109. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 8 damage.
  2110. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2111. Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 99 damage.
  2112. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2113. Round 6: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 98 damage.
  2114. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2115. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.You see a Grillmaster flinging hot kabobs as fast as he can make them. He skewers one, two, three, four, five, six... seven! Seven hippies! Ha ha ha!
  2116. After Battle: You gain 4 Strengthliness
  2117. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  2118. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  2119. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2120. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2121. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  2122. After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
  2123. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  2124. After Battle: You gain 47 Chutzpah
  2125. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  2126. 8 hippies defeated; 448 down, 552 left.
  2127.  
  2128. [1281] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2129. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  2130. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2131. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  2132. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  2133. Round 1: You gain 180 Strongness
  2134. Round 1: You gain 180 Mysteriousness
  2135. Round 1: You gain 182 Smarm
  2136. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2137. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 9 damage.
  2138. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 9 damage.
  2139. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2140. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2141. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2142. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 108 damage.
  2143. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2144. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 111 damage.
  2145. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 9 damage.
  2146. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 9 damage.
  2147. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2148. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 105 damage.
  2149. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2150. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 104 damage.
  2151. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2152. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  2153. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  2154. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  2155. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  2156. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  2157. After Battle: You gain 42 Smarm
  2158. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  2159. 8 hippies defeated; 456 down, 544 left.
  2160.  
  2161. [1282] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2162. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  2163. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2164. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  2165. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  2166. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  2167. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2168. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2169. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2170. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2171. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 109 damage.
  2172. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2173. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 114 damage.
  2174. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2175. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 9 damage.
  2176. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2177. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 115 damage.
  2178. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2179. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  2180. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  2181. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  2182. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  2183. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  2184. After Battle: You gain 13 Wizardliness
  2185. After Battle: You gain 39 Cheek
  2186. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  2187. 8 hippies defeated; 464 down, 536 left.
  2188. The Farm is now accessible in this uniform!
  2189.  
  2190. [1283] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2191. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain
  2192. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2193. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2194. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  2195. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  2196. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2197. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  2198. You gain 30 Meat.
  2199. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2200. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2201. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2202. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 142 damage.
  2203. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  2204. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 10 damage.
  2205. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2206. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 155 damage.
  2207. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  2208. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 10 damage.
  2209. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2210. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You see one of your frat brothers punch an F.R.O.G. in the solar plexus, then aim the subsequent exhale at a squad of hippies standing nearby. You watch all of them fall to the ground, gasping for air.
  2211. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  2212. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  2213. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  2214. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  2215. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  2216. After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
  2217. After Battle: You gain 30 Enchantedness
  2218. After Battle: You gain 35 Roguishness
  2219. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  2220. 8 hippies defeated; 472 down, 528 left.
  2221.  
  2222. [1284] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2223. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  2224. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2225. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  2226. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  2227. You acquire an item: pink candy heart
  2228. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2229. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2230. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 9 damage.
  2231. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2232. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2233. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2234. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 94 damage.
  2235. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2236. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 94 damage.
  2237. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2238. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 97 damage.
  2239. Round 5: You lose 15 hit points
  2240. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2241. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 94 damage.
  2242. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2243. Round 6: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 8 damage.
  2244. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2245. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  2246. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  2247. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  2248. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2249. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  2250. After Battle: You gain 32 Fortitude
  2251. After Battle: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  2252. After Battle: You gain 39 Cheek
  2253. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  2254. 8 hippies defeated; 480 down, 520 left.
  2255.  
  2256. [1285] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2257. Encounter: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
  2258. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2259. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2260. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  2261. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (2)
  2262. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2263. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  2264. You gain 29 Meat.
  2265. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2266. Round 2: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 8 damage.
  2267. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2268. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2269. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2270. Round 3: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 94 damage.
  2271. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2272. Round 4: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 95 damage.
  2273. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2274. Round 5: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 99 damage.
  2275. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2276. Round 5: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 9 damage.
  2277. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2278. Round 6: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 99 damage.
  2279. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2280. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  2281. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  2282. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  2283. After Battle: You gain 13 Strongness
  2284. After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
  2285. After Battle: You gain 47 Sarcasm
  2286. You acquire an item: lump of loyal latite
  2287. 8 hippies defeated; 488 down, 512 left.
  2288.  
  2289. [1286] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2290. Encounter: War Hippy F.R.O.G.
  2291. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2292. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  2293. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  2294. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2295. Round 2: You lose 7 hit points
  2296. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2297. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2298. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2299. Round 3: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 102 damage.
  2300. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2301. Round 4: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 96 damage.
  2302. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2303. Round 5: War Hippy F.R.O.G. takes 99 damage.
  2304. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2305. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.You see a Grillmaster flinging hot kabobs as fast as he can make them. He skewers one, two, three, four, five, six... seven! Seven hippies! Ha ha ha!
  2306. After Battle: You gain 6 Strengthliness
  2307. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  2308. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  2309. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  2310. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  2311. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  2312. After Battle: You gain 20 Mysteriousness
  2313. After Battle: You gain 46 Roguishness
  2314. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  2315. 8 hippies defeated; 496 down, 504 left.
  2316.  
  2317. [1287] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2318. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  2319. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2320. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  2321. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  2322. You gain 1,820 Meat.
  2323. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2324. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  2325. You gain 25 Meat.
  2326. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2327. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2328. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2329. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 106 damage.
  2330. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2331. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 8 damage.
  2332. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2333. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 104 damage.
  2334. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2335. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 108 damage.
  2336. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2337. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  2338. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  2339. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  2340. After Battle: You gain 23 Beefiness
  2341. After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
  2342. After Battle: You gain 36 Smarm
  2343. You gain a Moxie point!
  2344. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  2345. 8 hippies defeated; 504 down, 496 left.
  2346. Keep your eyes open for Slow Talkin' Elliot!
  2347.  
  2348. [1288] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2349. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  2350. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2351. Round 1: You lose 12 hit points
  2352. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  2353. Round 1: You gain 627 Chutzpah
  2354. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2355. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  2356. You gain 27 Meat.
  2357. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2358. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 9 damage.
  2359. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2360. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2361. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2362. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 105 damage.
  2363. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2364. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 109 damage.
  2365. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2366. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.You see one of your frat brothers punch an F.R.O.G. in the solar plexus, then aim the subsequent exhale at a squad of hippies standing nearby. You watch all of them fall to the ground, gasping for air.
  2367. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  2368. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  2369. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  2370. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  2371. After Battle: You gain 11 Muscleboundness
  2372. After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
  2373. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2374. After Battle: You gain 54 Chutzpah
  2375. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  2376. 8 hippies defeated; 512 down, 488 left.
  2377.  
  2378. [1289] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2379. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  2380. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2381. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  2382. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  2383. Round 1: You gain 150 Muscleboundness
  2384. Round 1: You gain 225 Magicalness
  2385. Round 1: You gain 247 Chutzpah
  2386. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2387. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  2388. You gain 29 Meat.
  2389. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2390. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2391. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2392. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 103 damage.
  2393. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2394. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 115 damage.
  2395. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2396. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 9 damage.
  2397. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2398. Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 104 damage.
  2399. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2400. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  2401. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  2402. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  2403. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  2404. After Battle: You gain 26 Wizardliness
  2405. After Battle: You gain 39 Cheek
  2406. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  2407. 8 hippies defeated; 520 down, 480 left.
  2408.  
  2409. [1290] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2410. Encounter: War Hippy Baker
  2411. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2412. Round 1: You lose 4 hit points
  2413. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  2414. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  2415. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2416. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2417. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2418. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2419. Round 3: War Hippy Baker takes 121 damage.
  2420. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2421. Round 4: War Hippy Baker takes 111 damage.
  2422. Round 4: You lose 5 hit points
  2423. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2424. Round 5: War Hippy Baker takes 112 damage.
  2425. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2426. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  2427. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  2428. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  2429. After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
  2430. After Battle: You gain 41 Roguishness
  2431. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  2432. 8 hippies defeated; 528 down, 472 left.
  2433.  
  2434. [1291] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2435. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  2436. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2437. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2438. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  2439. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  2440. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2441. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  2442. Round 2: War Hippy Rigger takes 10 damage.
  2443. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2444. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2445. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2446. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 150 damage.
  2447. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2448. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 150 damage.
  2449. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2450. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  2451. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  2452. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  2453. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  2454. After Battle: You gain 19 Strongness
  2455. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  2456. After Battle: You gain 37 Cheek
  2457. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  2458. 8 hippies defeated; 536 down, 464 left.
  2459.  
  2460. [1292] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2461. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  2462. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2463. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2464. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  2465. You acquire an item: candy brain
  2466. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2467. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2468. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2469. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2470. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 119 damage.
  2471. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  2472. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  2473. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2474. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 114 damage.
  2475. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2476. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 116 damage.
  2477. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2478. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 116 damage.
  2479. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 9 damage.
  2480. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 9 damage.
  2481. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2482. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  2483. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  2484. After Battle: You gain 16 Muscleboundness
  2485. You gain a Muscle point!
  2486. After Battle: You gain 16 Wizardliness
  2487. After Battle: You gain 47 Sarcasm
  2488. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  2489. 8 hippies defeated; 544 down, 456 left.
  2490.  
  2491. [1293] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2492. Encounter: War Hippy Shaman
  2493. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2494. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2495. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  2496. You acquire an item: bottle of rum (2)
  2497. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2498. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  2499. You gain 28 Meat.
  2500. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2501. Round 2: War Hippy Shaman takes 9 damage.
  2502. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2503. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2504. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2505. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 129 damage.
  2506. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2507. Round 3: War Hippy Shaman takes 9 damage.
  2508. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2509. Round 4: War Hippy Shaman takes 118 damage.
  2510. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2511. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  2512. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  2513. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  2514. After Battle: You gain 19 Magicalness
  2515. After Battle: You gain 44 Smarm
  2516. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  2517. 8 hippies defeated; 552 down, 448 left.
  2518.  
  2519. [1294] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2520. Encounter: Aunts not Ants
  2521. Took choice 1468/3: get Ashamed
  2522. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1468&option=3
  2523. You acquire an effect: Ashamed (30)
  2524.  
  2525. [1294] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2526. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  2527. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2528. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2529. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  2530. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2531. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  2532. You gain 26 Meat.
  2533. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2534. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2535. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2536. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 99 damage.
  2537. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2538. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 9 damage.
  2539. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2540. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 101 damage.
  2541. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2542. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 9 damage.
  2543. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2544. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 101 damage.
  2545. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2546. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 8 damage.
  2547. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2548. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You glance over and see one of the Roaring Drunks from the 151st Division overturning a mobile sweat lodge in a berserker rage. Several sweaty, naked hippies run out and off the battlefield, brushing burning coals out of their dreadlocks.
  2549. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  2550. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  2551. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  2552. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2553. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  2554. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  2555. After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
  2556. After Battle: You gain 53 Sarcasm
  2557. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  2558. 8 hippies defeated; 560 down, 440 left.
  2559.  
  2560. [1295] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2561. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  2562. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2563. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  2564. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  2565. You gain 1,986 Meat.
  2566. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2567. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  2568. You gain 30 Meat.
  2569. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2570. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 9 damage.
  2571. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2572. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2573. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2574. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 98 damage.
  2575. Round 3: You lose 14 hit points
  2576. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2577. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 117 damage.
  2578. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2579. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 8 damage.
  2580. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2581. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  2582. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  2583. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  2584. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  2585. After Battle: You gain 27 Muscleboundness
  2586. After Battle: You gain 27 Magicalness
  2587. You gain a Mysticality point!
  2588. After Battle: You gain 46 Roguishness
  2589. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  2590. 8 hippies defeated; 568 down, 432 left.
  2591.  
  2592. [1296] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2593. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
  2594. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2595. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  2596. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  2597. Round 1: You gain 594 Roguishness
  2598. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2599. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2600. You gain 27 Meat.
  2601. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2602. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2603. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2604. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 106 damage.
  2605. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2606. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 8 damage.
  2607. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2608. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 119 damage.
  2609. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2610. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 9 damage.
  2611. Round 4: You lose 8 hit points
  2612. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2613. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 104 damage.
  2614. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2615. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  2616. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  2617. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  2618. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  2619. You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
  2620. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  2621. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  2622. After Battle: You gain 25 Mysteriousness
  2623. After Battle: You gain 48 Smarm
  2624. You acquire an item: lump of loyal latite
  2625. 8 hippies defeated; 576 down, 424 left.
  2626.  
  2627. [1297] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2628. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  2629. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2630. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2631. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  2632. Round 1: You gain 150 Fortitude
  2633. Round 1: You gain 180 Enchantedness
  2634. Round 1: You gain 199 Cheek
  2635. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2636. You acquire an item: purple clay bead
  2637. You gain 27 Meat.
  2638. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2639. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 8 damage.
  2640. Round 2: You lose 15 hit points
  2641. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2642. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2643. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2644. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 102 damage.
  2645. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2646. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 111 damage.
  2647. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2648. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 9 damage.
  2649. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2650. Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 100 damage.
  2651. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2652. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.You see a Grillmaster flinging hot kabobs as fast as he can make them. He skewers one, two, three, four, five, six... seven! Seven hippies! Ha ha ha!
  2653. After Battle: You gain 7 Smarm
  2654. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  2655. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  2656. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2657. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2658. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  2659. After Battle: You gain 24 Muscleboundness
  2660. After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
  2661. After Battle: You gain 49 Sarcasm
  2662. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  2663. 8 hippies defeated; 584 down, 416 left.
  2664.  
  2665. [1298] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2666. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  2667. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2668. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  2669. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  2670. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  2671. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2672. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2673. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2674. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2675. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 98 damage.
  2676. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 9 damage.
  2677. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 9 damage.
  2678. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2679. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 103 damage.
  2680. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2681. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 98 damage.
  2682. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2683. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 99 damage.
  2684. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2685. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  2686. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  2687. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  2688. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  2689. After Battle: You gain 20 Strengthliness
  2690. After Battle: You gain 26 Wizardliness
  2691. After Battle: You gain 42 Cheek
  2692. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  2693. 8 hippies defeated; 592 down, 408 left.
  2694.  
  2695. [1299] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2696. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  2697. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2698. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  2699. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  2700. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  2701. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2702. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2703. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2704. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2705. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 124 damage.
  2706. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  2707. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 10 damage.
  2708. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2709. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 128 damage.
  2710. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2711. After Battle: You grin and angle your head towards where you know a meteor is going to streak across the sky. Its light glints dramatically off your teeth.You glance over and see one of the Roaring Drunks from the 151st Division overturning a mobile sweat lodge in a berserker rage. Several sweaty, naked hippies run out and off the battlefield, brushing burning coals out of their dreadlocks.
  2712. After Battle: You gain 6 Roguishness
  2713. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  2714. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  2715. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  2716. After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
  2717. After Battle: You gain 47 Chutzpah
  2718. You gain a Moxie point!
  2719. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  2720. 8 hippies defeated; 600 down, 400 left.
  2721.  
  2722. [1300] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2723. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
  2724. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2725. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  2726. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  2727. You acquire an item: cotton candy bale
  2728. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2729. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  2730. You gain 26 Meat.
  2731. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2732. Round 2: War Hippy Homeopath takes 9 damage.
  2733. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2734. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2735. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2736. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 100 damage.
  2737. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2738. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 97 damage.
  2739. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2740. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 100 damage.
  2741. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2742. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 8 damage.
  2743. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2744. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  2745. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  2746. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  2747. After Battle: You gain 16 Strengthliness
  2748. After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
  2749. After Battle: You gain 58 Smarm
  2750. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  2751. 8 hippies defeated; 608 down, 392 left.
  2752. Keep your eyes open for Neil!
  2753.  
  2754. [1301] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2755. Encounter: War Hippy Fire Spinner
  2756. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2757. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  2758. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  2759. You acquire an item: bottle of gin (2)
  2760. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2761. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2762. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2763. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2764. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 116 damage.
  2765. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2766. Round 3: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 8 damage.
  2767. Round 3: You lose 24 hit points
  2768. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2769. Round 4: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 103 damage.
  2770. Round 4: You lose 2 hit points
  2771. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2772. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 100 damage.
  2773. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2774. Round 5: War Hippy Fire Spinner takes 8 damage.
  2775. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2776. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  2777. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  2778. You acquire an item: fire poi
  2779. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  2780. After Battle: You gain 20 Beefiness
  2781. After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
  2782. After Battle: You gain 54 Smarm
  2783. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  2784. 8 hippies defeated; 616 down, 384 left.
  2785.  
  2786. [1302] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2787. Encounter: War Hippy Green Gourmet
  2788. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2789. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  2790. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  2791. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2792. You acquire an item: Hippy Army MPE
  2793. You gain 26 Meat.
  2794. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2795. Round 2: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 9 damage.
  2796. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2797. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2798. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2799. Round 3: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 103 damage.
  2800. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2801. Round 4: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 106 damage.
  2802. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2803. Round 5: War Hippy Green Gourmet takes 98 damage.
  2804. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2805. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  2806. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  2807. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  2808. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2809. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  2810. After Battle: You gain 15 Strongness
  2811. After Battle: You gain 24 Magicalness
  2812. After Battle: You gain 57 Cheek
  2813. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  2814. 8 hippies defeated; 624 down, 376 left.
  2815.  
  2816. [1303] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2817. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  2818. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2819. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  2820. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  2821. You gain 1,792 Meat.
  2822. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2823. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  2824. You gain 29 Meat.
  2825. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2826. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2827. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2828. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 101 damage.
  2829. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2830. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  2831. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2832. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 108 damage.
  2833. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2834. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 104 damage.
  2835. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2836. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  2837. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  2838. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  2839. After Battle: You gain 31 Muscleboundness
  2840. After Battle: You gain 20 Enchantedness
  2841. After Battle: You gain 43 Cheek
  2842. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  2843. 8 hippies defeated; 632 down, 368 left.
  2844.  
  2845. [1304] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2846. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
  2847. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2848. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  2849. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  2850. Round 1: You gain 610 Chutzpah
  2851. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2852. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  2853. You gain 27 Meat.
  2854. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2855. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2856. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2857. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 99 damage.
  2858. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2859. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 101 damage.
  2860. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  2861. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2862. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 100 damage.
  2863. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2864. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 97 damage.
  2865. Round 6: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  2866. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  2867. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2868. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  2869. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  2870. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  2871. After Battle: You gain 21 Strongness
  2872. You gain a Muscle point!
  2873. After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness
  2874. After Battle: You gain 49 Chutzpah
  2875. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  2876. 8 hippies defeated; 640 down, 360 left.
  2877.  
  2878. [1305] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2879. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  2880. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2881. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  2882. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  2883. Round 1: You gain 225 Strengthliness
  2884. Round 1: You gain 195 Magicalness
  2885. Round 1: You gain 198 Cheek
  2886. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2887. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2888. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2889. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2890. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 103 damage.
  2891. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2892. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 102 damage.
  2893. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2894. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 103 damage.
  2895. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2896. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  2897. You acquire an item: hippy protest button
  2898. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  2899. You acquire an item: wicker shield
  2900. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  2901. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  2902. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  2903. After Battle: You gain 43 Smarm
  2904. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  2905. 8 hippies defeated; 648 down, 352 left.
  2906.  
  2907. [1306] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2908. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  2909. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2910. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  2911. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  2912. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  2913. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2914. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  2915. You gain 30 Meat.
  2916. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2917. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2918. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2919. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 102 damage.
  2920. You acquire an effect: Flared Nostrils (10)
  2921. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2922. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 102 damage.
  2923. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2924. Round 5: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 107 damage.
  2925. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2926. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  2927. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  2928. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  2929. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  2930. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  2931. After Battle: You gain 25 Wizardliness
  2932. After Battle: You gain 49 Sarcasm
  2933. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  2934. 8 hippies defeated; 656 down, 344 left.
  2935.  
  2936. [1307] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2937. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
  2938. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2939. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  2940. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  2941. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  2942. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2943. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  2944. You gain 30 Meat.
  2945. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2946. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2947. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2948. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 119 damage.
  2949. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2950. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 118 damage.
  2951. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2952. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 116 damage.
  2953. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  2954. Round 6: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 118 damage.
  2955. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2956. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  2957. After Battle: Lumiere shakes loose a glob of hot wax onto the ground. You grab it before it gets all dirty.
  2958. You acquire an item: glob of melted wax
  2959. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  2960. After Battle: You gain 17 Fortitude
  2961. After Battle: You gain 17 Wizardliness
  2962. After Battle: You gain 52 Cheek
  2963. You acquire an item: angry agate
  2964. 8 hippies defeated; 664 down, 336 left.
  2965.  
  2966. [1308] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2967. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  2968. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  2969. Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
  2970. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  2971. You acquire an item: candy cane
  2972. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2973. You acquire an item: purple clay bead
  2974. You gain 25 Meat.
  2975. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2976. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 9 damage.
  2977. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  2978. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  2979. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  2980. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 118 damage.
  2981. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  2982. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 9 damage.
  2983. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  2984. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 109 damage.
  2985. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  2986. Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 110 damage.
  2987. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  2988. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  2989. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  2990. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  2991. After Battle: You gain 25 Beefiness
  2992. After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
  2993. After Battle: You gain 44 Sarcasm
  2994. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  2995. 8 hippies defeated; 672 down, 328 left.
  2996.  
  2997. [1309] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  2998. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  2999. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3000. Round 1: You lose 44 hit points
  3001. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  3002. You acquire an item: bottle of whiskey (2)
  3003. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3004. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3005. You gain 28 Meat.
  3006. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3007. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3008. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3009. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 106 damage.
  3010. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3011. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 108 damage.
  3012. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3013. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  3014. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3015. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 107 damage.
  3016. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3017. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  3018. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3019. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  3020. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  3021. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  3022. After Battle: You gain 52 Chutzpah
  3023. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  3024. 8 hippies defeated; 680 down, 320 left.
  3025.  
  3026. [1310] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3027. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  3028. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3029. Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
  3030. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  3031. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3032. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  3033. Round 2: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  3034. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3035. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3036. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3037. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 113 damage.
  3038. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3039. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 110 damage.
  3040. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3041. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 110 damage.
  3042. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 9 damage.
  3043. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 9 damage.
  3044. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  3045. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 114 damage.
  3046. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3047. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  3048. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  3049. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  3050. After Battle: You gain 26 Fortitude
  3051. After Battle: You gain 17 Mysteriousness
  3052. After Battle: You gain 47 Smarm
  3053. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  3054. 8 hippies defeated; 688 down, 312 left.
  3055.  
  3056. [1311] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3057. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  3058. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3059. Round 1: You lose 46 hit points
  3060. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  3061. You gain 1,930 Meat.
  3062. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3063. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  3064. You gain 29 Meat.
  3065. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3066. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3067. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3068. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 114 damage.
  3069. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3070. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 8 damage.
  3071. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3072. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 115 damage.
  3073. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3074. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 114 damage.
  3075. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3076. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 9 damage.
  3077. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3078. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You glance over and see one of the Roaring Drunks from the 151st Division overturning a mobile sweat lodge in a berserker rage. Several sweaty, naked hippies run out and off the battlefield, brushing burning coals out of their dreadlocks.
  3079. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  3080. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  3081. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  3082. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  3083. After Battle: You gain 23 Strongness
  3084. After Battle: You gain 24 Mysteriousness
  3085. After Battle: You gain 48 Cheek
  3086. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  3087. 8 hippies defeated; 696 down, 304 left.
  3088.  
  3089. [1312] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3090. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  3091. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3092. Round 1: You lose 44 hit points
  3093. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  3094. Round 1: You gain 644 Roguishness
  3095. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3096. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  3097. You gain 29 Meat.
  3098. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3099. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 9 damage.
  3100. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3101. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3102. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3103. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 116 damage.
  3104. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3105. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 116 damage.
  3106. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3107. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 9 damage.
  3108. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3109. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 114 damage.
  3110. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3111. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 9 damage.
  3112. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3113. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  3114. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  3115. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  3116. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  3117. You gain a Muscle point!
  3118. After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
  3119. After Battle: You gain 52 Cheek
  3120. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  3121. 8 hippies defeated; 704 down, 296 left.
  3122. Keep your eyes open for Zim Merman!
  3123.  
  3124. [1313] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3125. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
  3126. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3127. Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
  3128. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  3129. Round 1: You gain 210 Fortitude
  3130. Round 1: You gain 195 Wizardliness
  3131. Round 1: You gain 248 Sarcasm
  3132. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3133. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3134. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3135. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3136. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 117 damage.
  3137. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3138. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 113 damage.
  3139. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3140. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 112 damage.
  3141. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3142. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  3143. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3144. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  3145. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  3146. After Battle: You gain 29 Beefiness
  3147. After Battle: You gain 13 Mysteriousness
  3148. After Battle: You gain 47 Smarm
  3149. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  3150. 8 hippies defeated; 712 down, 288 left.
  3151.  
  3152. [1314] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3153. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  3154. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3155. Round 1: You lose 36 hit points
  3156. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  3157. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  3158. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3159. You acquire an item: round purple sunglasses
  3160. You gain 28 Meat.
  3161. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3162. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3163. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3164. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 119 damage.
  3165. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3166. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 117 damage.
  3167. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3168. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 118 damage.
  3169. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3170. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  3171. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  3172. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  3173. After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
  3174. After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness
  3175. After Battle: You gain 47 Roguishness
  3176. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  3177. 8 hippies defeated; 720 down, 280 left.
  3178.  
  3179. [1315] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3180. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
  3181. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3182. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  3183. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  3184. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  3185. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3186. You acquire an item: fire poi
  3187. You gain 25 Meat.
  3188. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3189. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 9 damage.
  3190. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3191. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3192. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3193. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 129 damage.
  3194. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3195. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 129 damage.
  3196. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3197. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 146 damage.
  3198. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  3199. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 10 damage.
  3200. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3201. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  3202. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  3203. After Battle: You gain 23 Strengthliness
  3204. After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
  3205. After Battle: You gain 41 Cheek
  3206. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  3207. 8 hippies defeated; 728 down, 272 left.
  3208.  
  3209. [1316] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3210. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  3211. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3212. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  3213. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  3214. You acquire an item: Cold Hots candy
  3215. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3216. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3217. Round 2: War Hippy Windtalker takes 8 damage.
  3218. Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
  3219. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3220. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3221. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3222. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 118 damage.
  3223. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3224. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 118 damage.
  3225. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3226. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 116 damage.
  3227. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3228. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  3229. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3230. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You see a Grillmaster flinging hot kabobs as fast as he can make them. He skewers one, two, three, four, five, six... seven! Seven hippies! Ha ha ha!
  3231. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  3232. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3233. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  3234. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3235. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  3236. After Battle: You gain 29 Muscleboundness
  3237. After Battle: You gain 22 Mysteriousness
  3238. After Battle: You gain 41 Cheek
  3239. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  3240. 8 hippies defeated; 736 down, 264 left.
  3241.  
  3242. [1317] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3243. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  3244. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3245. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  3246. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  3247. You acquire an item: bottle of gin (2)
  3248. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3249. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  3250. You gain 26 Meat.
  3251. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3252. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3253. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3254. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 119 damage.
  3255. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3256. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  3257. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3258. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 115 damage.
  3259. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3260. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  3261. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3262. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 115 damage.
  3263. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3264. Round 5: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  3265. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3266. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3267. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3268. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3269. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  3270. After Battle: You gain 15 Beefiness
  3271. After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
  3272. After Battle: You gain 56 Cheek
  3273. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  3274. 8 hippies defeated; 744 down, 256 left.
  3275.  
  3276. [1318] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3277. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  3278. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3279. Round 1: You lose 10 hit points
  3280. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  3281. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3282. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3283. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3284. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3285. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 120 damage.
  3286. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3287. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 118 damage.
  3288. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3289. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  3290. You acquire an item: Gaia beads
  3291. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  3292. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  3293. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  3294. After Battle: You gain 32 Strongness
  3295. After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
  3296. After Battle: You gain 50 Chutzpah
  3297. You acquire an item: angry agate
  3298. 8 hippies defeated; 752 down, 248 left.
  3299.  
  3300. [1319] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3301. Encounter: War Hippy Homeopath
  3302. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3303. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  3304. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  3305. You gain 1,934 Meat.
  3306. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3307. Round 2: You lose 13 hit points
  3308. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3309. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3310. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3311. Round 3: War Hippy Homeopath takes 120 damage.
  3312. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3313. Round 4: War Hippy Homeopath takes 122 damage.
  3314. Round 4: You lose 10 hit points
  3315. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3316. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 122 damage.
  3317. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3318. Round 5: War Hippy Homeopath takes 8 damage.
  3319. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3320. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  3321. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  3322. After Battle: You gain 22 Strongness
  3323. After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
  3324. After Battle: You gain 44 Roguishness
  3325. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  3326. 8 hippies defeated; 760 down, 240 left.
  3327.  
  3328. [1320] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3329. Encounter: War Hippy Rigger
  3330. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3331. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  3332. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  3333. Round 1: You gain 578 Cheek
  3334. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3335. Round 2: You lose 10 hit points
  3336. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3337. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3338. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3339. Round 3: War Hippy Rigger takes 119 damage.
  3340. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3341. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 135 damage.
  3342. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3343. Round 4: War Hippy Rigger takes 8 damage.
  3344. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3345. Round 5: War Hippy Rigger takes 122 damage.
  3346. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3347. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  3348. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3349. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  3350. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  3351. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  3352. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  3353. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  3354. After Battle: You gain 48 Cheek
  3355. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  3356. 8 hippies defeated; 768 down, 232 left.
  3357.  
  3358. [1321] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3359. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
  3360. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3361. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  3362. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  3363. Round 1: You gain 165 Muscleboundness
  3364. Round 1: You gain 165 Magicalness
  3365. Round 1: You gain 248 Cheek
  3366. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3367. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3368. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3369. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3370. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 121 damage.
  3371. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3372. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 9 damage.
  3373. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3374. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 125 damage.
  3375. Round 4: You lose 28 hit points
  3376. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3377. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 119 damage.
  3378. Round 5: You lose 4 hit points
  3379. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3380. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  3381. You acquire an item: fire poi
  3382. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  3383. After Battle: You gain 20 Strongness
  3384. After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
  3385. After Battle: You gain 53 Smarm
  3386. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  3387. 8 hippies defeated; 776 down, 224 left.
  3388.  
  3389. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  3390. You gain 383 hit points
  3391.  
  3392. Visiting Underground Fireworks Shop in clan VIP lounge
  3393.  
  3394. [1322] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3395. Encounter: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
  3396. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3397. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  3398. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  3399. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  3400. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3401. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3402. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  3403. You gain 29 Meat.
  3404. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3405. Round 3: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 124 damage.
  3406. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3407. Round 4: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 120 damage.
  3408. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3409. Round 5: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 120 damage.
  3410. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3411. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  3412. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  3413. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  3414. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  3415. After Battle: You gain 23 Muscleboundness
  3416. After Battle: You gain 28 Magicalness
  3417. After Battle: You gain 42 Roguishness
  3418. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  3419. 8 hippies defeated; 784 down, 216 left.
  3420.  
  3421. [1323] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3422. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  3423. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3424. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3425. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  3426. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  3427. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3428. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3429. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 9 damage.
  3430. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3431. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3432. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3433. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier takes 142 damage.
  3434. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3435. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier takes 9 damage.
  3436. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3437. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier takes 135 damage.
  3438. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3439. Round 5: Green Ops Soldier takes 140 damage.
  3440. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3441. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3442. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  3443. You acquire an item: green smoke bomb
  3444. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  3445. After Battle: You gain 24 Fortitude
  3446. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  3447. After Battle: You gain 49 Chutzpah
  3448. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  3449. 8 hippies defeated; 792 down, 208 left.
  3450.  
  3451. [1324] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3452. Encounter: Poetic Justice
  3453. Took choice 1467/3: Gain 5 adventures, get beaten up
  3454. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1467&option=3
  3455. You acquire an effect: Beaten Up (5)
  3456. You gain 5 Adventures
  3457.  
  3458. [1324] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3459. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  3460. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3461. Round 1: You lose 7 hit points
  3462. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  3463. You acquire an item: marzipan skull
  3464. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3465. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  3466. You gain 27 Meat.
  3467. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3468. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3469. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3470. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 125 damage.
  3471. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3472. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 123 damage.
  3473. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 9 damage.
  3474. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 9 damage.
  3475. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3476. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 133 damage.
  3477. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  3478. Round 6: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 126 damage.
  3479. Round 6: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3480. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  3481. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  3482. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  3483. After Battle: You gain 21 Wizardliness
  3484. After Battle: You gain 40 Sarcasm
  3485. You gain a Moxie point!
  3486. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  3487. 8 hippies defeated; 800 down, 200 left.
  3488.  
  3489. [1325] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3490. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  3491. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3492. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  3493. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  3494. You acquire an item: boxed wine (2)
  3495. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3496. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3497. You gain 28 Meat.
  3498. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3499. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 8 damage.
  3500. You acquire an effect: Flared Nostrils (10)
  3501. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3502. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3503. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3504. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 120 damage.
  3505. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3506. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 123 damage.
  3507. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3508. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  3509. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  3510. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  3511. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  3512. After Battle: You gain 26 Magicalness
  3513. After Battle: You gain 46 Sarcasm
  3514. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  3515. 8 hippies defeated; 808 down, 192 left.
  3516. Keep your eyes open for the C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. Operative!
  3517.  
  3518. [1326] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3519. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  3520. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3521. Round 1: You lose 44 hit points
  3522. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  3523. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3524. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  3525. You gain 26 Meat.
  3526. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3527. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3528. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3529. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 141 damage.
  3530. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3531. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 125 damage.
  3532. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3533. Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 124 damage.
  3534. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3535. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  3536. You acquire an item: purple clay bead
  3537. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  3538. After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
  3539. After Battle: You gain 18 Wizardliness
  3540. After Battle: You gain 46 Chutzpah
  3541. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  3542. 8 hippies defeated; 816 down, 184 left.
  3543.  
  3544. [1327] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3545. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  3546. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3547. Round 1: You lose 46 hit points
  3548. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  3549. You gain 1,874 Meat.
  3550. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3551. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3552. You gain 26 Meat.
  3553. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3554. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3555. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3556. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 124 damage.
  3557. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3558. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 128 damage.
  3559. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3560. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 125 damage.
  3561. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3562. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  3563. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  3564. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  3565. After Battle: You gain 12 Strengthliness
  3566. After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
  3567. After Battle: You gain 52 Cheek
  3568. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  3569. 8 hippies defeated; 824 down, 176 left.
  3570.  
  3571. [1328] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3572. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  3573. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3574. Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
  3575. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  3576. Round 1: You gain 660 Smarm
  3577. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3578. You acquire an item: purple clay bead
  3579. You gain 27 Meat.
  3580. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3581. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3582. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3583. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 128 damage.
  3584. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3585. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 8 damage.
  3586. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3587. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 128 damage.
  3588. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3589. Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 126 damage.
  3590. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3591. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You see one of your Beer Bongadier frat brothers use a complicated beer bong to spray cheap, skunky beer on a whole squad of hippies at once. "Way to go, bra!" you shout.
  3592. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  3593. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  3594. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  3595. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  3596. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  3597. After Battle: You gain 20 Wizardliness
  3598. After Battle: You gain 49 Cheek
  3599. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  3600. 8 hippies defeated; 832 down, 168 left.
  3601.  
  3602. [1329] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3603. Encounter: War Hippy Dread Squad
  3604. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3605. Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
  3606. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  3607. Round 1: You gain 210 Muscleboundness
  3608. Round 1: You gain 165 Enchantedness
  3609. Round 1: You gain 199 Cheek
  3610. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3611. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3612. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3613. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3614. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 147 damage.
  3615. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 9 damage.
  3616. Round 3: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 9 damage.
  3617. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3618. Round 4: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 147 damage.
  3619. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3620. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 163 damage.
  3621. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemies for 8 damage.
  3622. Round 5: War Hippy Dread Squad takes 8 damage.
  3623. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3624. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  3625. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  3626. After Battle: You gain 18 Fortitude
  3627. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  3628. After Battle: You gain 40 Chutzpah
  3629. You acquire an item: lump of loyal latite
  3630. 8 hippies defeated; 840 down, 160 left.
  3631.  
  3632. [1330] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3633. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  3634. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3635. Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
  3636. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  3637. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  3638. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3639. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  3640. You gain 29 Meat.
  3641. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3642. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 8 damage.
  3643. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3644. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3645. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3646. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 143 damage.
  3647. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3648. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 145 damage.
  3649. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3650. Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 150 damage.
  3651. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3652. Round 5: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 9 damage.
  3653. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3654. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3655. You acquire an item: bullet-proof corduroys
  3656. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  3657. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  3658. After Battle: You gain 20 Fortitude
  3659. After Battle: You gain 24 Enchantedness
  3660. After Battle: You gain 43 Chutzpah
  3661. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  3662. 8 hippies defeated; 848 down, 152 left.
  3663.  
  3664. [1331] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3665. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  3666. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3667. Round 1: You lose 18 hit points
  3668. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  3669. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  3670. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3671. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  3672. Round 2: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 10 damage.
  3673. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3674. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3675. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3676. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 198 damage.
  3677. Round 3: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3678. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  3679. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  3680. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  3681. After Battle: You gain 16 Strongness
  3682. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  3683. After Battle: You gain 46 Smarm
  3684. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  3685. 8 hippies defeated; 856 down, 144 left.
  3686.  
  3687. [1332] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3688. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
  3689. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3690. Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
  3691. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  3692. You acquire an item: Mr. Mediocrebar
  3693. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3694. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  3695. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3696. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3697. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3698. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 143 damage.
  3699. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3700. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 143 damage.
  3701. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3702. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 153 damage.
  3703. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3704. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  3705. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3706. After Battle: "Great job, buddy!" Lumiere says, and glows a little brighter to help you search for loot.
  3707. You acquire an item: didgeridooka
  3708. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  3709. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  3710. After Battle: You gain 25 Enchantedness
  3711. After Battle: You gain 38 Smarm
  3712. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  3713. 8 hippies defeated; 864 down, 136 left.
  3714.  
  3715. [1333] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3716. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
  3717. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3718. Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
  3719. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  3720. You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (2)
  3721. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3722. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  3723. You gain 29 Meat.
  3724. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3725. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3726. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3727. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 144 damage.
  3728. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3729. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  3730. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  3731. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3732. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 139 damage.
  3733. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3734. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 139 damage.
  3735. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3736. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 9 damage.
  3737. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3738. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You glance over and see one of the Roaring Drunks from the 151st Division overturning a mobile sweat lodge in a berserker rage. Several sweaty, naked hippies run out and off the battlefield, brushing burning coals out of their dreadlocks.
  3739. After Battle: You gain 4 Mysteriousness
  3740. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3741. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  3742. After Battle: You gain 18 Strengthliness
  3743. After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
  3744. After Battle: You gain 47 Cheek
  3745. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  3746. 8 hippies defeated; 872 down, 128 left.
  3747.  
  3748. [1334] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3749. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  3750. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3751. Round 1: You lose 46 hit points
  3752. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  3753. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3754. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3755. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3756. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3757. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 143 damage.
  3758. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3759. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 150 damage.
  3760. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3761. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 146 damage.
  3762. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3763. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 8 damage.
  3764. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3765. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  3766. You acquire an item: pink clay bead
  3767. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3768. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  3769. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  3770. After Battle: You gain 25 Muscleboundness
  3771. After Battle: You gain 23 Wizardliness
  3772. After Battle: You gain 37 Sarcasm
  3773. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  3774. 8 hippies defeated; 880 down, 120 left.
  3775.  
  3776. [1335] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3777. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
  3778. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3779. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  3780. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  3781. You gain 1,900 Meat.
  3782. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3783. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3784. Round 2: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  3785. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3786. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3787. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3788. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 145 damage.
  3789. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3790. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 147 damage.
  3791. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3792. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  3793. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  3794. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3795. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 149 damage.
  3796. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3797. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  3798. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3799. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  3800. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3801. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  3802. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  3803. After Battle: You gain 22 Enchantedness
  3804. After Battle: You gain 42 Chutzpah
  3805. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  3806. 8 hippies defeated; 888 down, 112 left.
  3807.  
  3808. [1336] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3809. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
  3810. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3811. Round 1: You lose 9 hit points
  3812. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  3813. Round 1: You gain 577 Chutzpah
  3814. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3815. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3816. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3817. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 9 damage.
  3818. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3819. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 137 damage.
  3820. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3821. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 139 damage.
  3822. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3823. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 9 damage.
  3824. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  3825. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 143 damage.
  3826. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3827. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3828. You acquire an item: fire poi
  3829. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  3830. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  3831. After Battle: You gain 18 Mysteriousness
  3832. After Battle: You gain 51 Cheek
  3833. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  3834. 8 hippies defeated; 896 down, 104 left.
  3835.  
  3836. Visiting Relaxing Hot Tub in clan VIP lounge
  3837. You gain 422 hit points
  3838. outfit War Hippy Fatigues
  3839.  
  3840. [1337] The Battlefield (Hippy Uniform)
  3841. Encounter: War, Man. Like, Wow.
  3842. You acquire an item: oversized pipe
  3843. You acquire water pipe bomb (3)
  3844. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3845.  
  3846. [1338] The Battlefield (Hippy Uniform)
  3847. Encounter: Sorority Operator
  3848. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3849. Round 1: You lose 5 hit points
  3850. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  3851. Round 1: You gain 180 Strongness
  3852. Round 1: You gain 210 Mysteriousness
  3853. Round 1: You gain 215 Roguishness
  3854. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3855. You acquire an item: PADL Phone
  3856. You gain 25 Meat.
  3857. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3858. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3859. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3860. Round 3: Sorority Operator takes 131 damage.
  3861. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3862. Round 4: Sorority Operator takes 137 damage.
  3863. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3864. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  3865. You acquire an item: white class ring
  3866. After Battle: Lumiere shakes loose a glob of hot wax onto the ground. You grab it before it gets all dirty.
  3867. You acquire an item: glob of melted wax
  3868. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  3869. After Battle: You gain 18 Beefiness
  3870. After Battle: You gain 21 Magicalness
  3871. You gain a Mysticality point!
  3872. After Battle: You gain 48 Smarm
  3873. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  3874. 8 frat boys defeated; 8 down, 992 left.
  3875. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  3876.  
  3877. [1339] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3878. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  3879. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3880. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3881. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  3882. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  3883. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3884. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  3885. You gain 30 Meat.
  3886. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  3887. Round 2: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 10 damage.
  3888. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3889. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3890. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3891. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 200 damage.
  3892. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3893. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 194 damage.
  3894. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3895. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  3896. You acquire an item: purple clay bead
  3897. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  3898. After Battle: You gain 21 Fortitude
  3899. After Battle: You gain 15 Mysteriousness
  3900. After Battle: You gain 41 Smarm
  3901. You gain a Moxie point!
  3902. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  3903. 8 hippies defeated; 904 down, 96 left.
  3904. Keep your eyes open for the Glass of Orange Juice!
  3905.  
  3906. [1340] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3907. Encounter: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath
  3908. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3909. Round 1: You lose 1 hit point
  3910. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  3911. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  3912. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3913. You acquire an item: filthy poultice
  3914. You gain 26 Meat.
  3915. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3916. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3917. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3918. Round 3: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 206 damage.
  3919. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3920. Round 4: War Hippy Naturopathic Homeopath takes 204 damage.
  3921. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3922. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  3923. You acquire an item: hippy medical kit
  3924. You acquire an item: natural fennel soda
  3925. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  3926. After Battle: You gain 17 Strongness
  3927. After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
  3928. After Battle: You gain 39 Roguishness
  3929. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  3930. 8 hippies defeated; 912 down, 88 left.
  3931.  
  3932. [1341] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3933. Encounter: Green Ops Soldier
  3934. Round 0: Studentloans loses initiative!
  3935. Round 1: You lose 6 hit points
  3936. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  3937. You acquire an item: cotton candy skoshe
  3938. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3939. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3940. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  3941. Round 2: Green Ops Soldier takes 145 damage.
  3942. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3943. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier takes 143 damage.
  3944. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  3945. Round 3: Green Ops Soldier takes 9 damage.
  3946. You acquire an effect: Light-Headed (1)
  3947. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3948. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier takes 146 damage.
  3949. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3950. Round 4: Green Ops Soldier takes 8 damage.
  3951. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3952. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3953. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  3954. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  3955. You acquire an item: gas balloon
  3956. You acquire an item: round green sunglasses
  3957. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  3958. After Battle: You gain 17 Beefiness
  3959. After Battle: You gain 19 Wizardliness
  3960. After Battle: You gain 50 Smarm
  3961. You acquire an item: hollow rock
  3962. 8 hippies defeated; 920 down, 80 left.
  3963.  
  3964. [1342] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3965. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  3966. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3967. Round 1: You lose 8 hit points
  3968. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  3969. You acquire an item: bottle of gin (2)
  3970. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3971. You acquire an effect: Flared Nostrils (10)
  3972. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3973. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3974. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  3975. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 175 damage.
  3976. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  3977. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 8 damage.
  3978. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  3979. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 169 damage.
  3980. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  3981. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  3982. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  3983. You acquire an item: carbonated soy milk
  3984. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  3985. After Battle: You gain 22 Strengthliness
  3986. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  3987. After Battle: You gain 44 Roguishness
  3988. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  3989. 8 hippies defeated; 928 down, 72 left.
  3990.  
  3991. [1343] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  3992. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  3993. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  3994. Round 1: You lose 40 hit points
  3995. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  3996. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3997. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  3998. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  3999. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4000. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 164 damage.
  4001. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  4002. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 9 damage.
  4003. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4004. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 165 damage.
  4005. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4006. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  4007. You acquire an item: green clay bead
  4008. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  4009. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  4010. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  4011. After Battle: You gain 18 Magicalness
  4012. After Battle: You gain 47 Chutzpah
  4013. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  4014. 8 hippies defeated; 936 down, 64 left.
  4015.  
  4016. [1344] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4017. Encounter: War Hippy Windtalker
  4018. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4019. Round 1: You lose 38 hit points
  4020. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  4021. You gain 1,674 Meat.
  4022. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4023. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4024. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4025. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4026. Round 3: War Hippy Windtalker takes 167 damage.
  4027. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4028. Round 4: War Hippy Windtalker takes 173 damage.
  4029. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4030. After Battle: You look to the sky just in time to catch a glimpse of a falling star. Lucky! Well, not really lucky, because you totally knew it was going to be there.
  4031. After Battle: Lumiere leans over to better light up the ground. "I bet there's some great stuff down here!" he says.
  4032. You acquire an item: communications windchimes
  4033. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  4034. After Battle: You gain 19 Strengthliness
  4035. After Battle: You gain 22 Magicalness
  4036. After Battle: You gain 42 Sarcasm
  4037. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  4038. 8 hippies defeated; 944 down, 56 left.
  4039.  
  4040. [1345] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4041. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner
  4042. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4043. Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
  4044. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  4045. Round 1: You gain 594 Cheek
  4046. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4047. Round 2: You lose 27 hit points
  4048. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4049. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4050. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4051. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 149 damage.
  4052. Round 3: You lose 4 hit points
  4053. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4054. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 143 damage.
  4055. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  4056. Round 5: War Hippy Elite Fire Spinner takes 144 damage.
  4057. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4058. After Battle: You glance in the direction of an inspiring meteor as it arcs across the sky, just as you predicted.You see a Grillmaster flinging hot kabobs as fast as he can make them. He skewers one, two, three, four, five, six... seven! Seven hippies! Ha ha ha!
  4059. After Battle: You gain 5 Muscleboundness
  4060. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  4061. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  4062. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  4063. After Battle: You gain 21 Muscleboundness
  4064. After Battle: You gain 26 Mysteriousness
  4065. After Battle: You gain 36 Smarm
  4066. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  4067. 8 hippies defeated; 952 down, 48 left.
  4068.  
  4069. [1346] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4070. Encounter: War Hippy Airborne Commander
  4071. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4072. Round 1: You lose 46 hit points
  4073. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  4074. Round 1: You gain 165 Muscleboundness
  4075. Round 1: You gain 150 Magicalness
  4076. Round 1: You gain 215 Roguishness
  4077. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4078. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  4079. You gain 26 Meat.
  4080. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4081. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4082. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4083. Round 3: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 161 damage.
  4084. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4085. Round 4: War Hippy Airborne Commander takes 164 damage.
  4086. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4087. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You glance over and see one of the Roaring Drunks from the 151st Division overturning a mobile sweat lodge in a berserker rage. Several sweaty, naked hippies run out and off the battlefield, brushing burning coals out of their dreadlocks.
  4088. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  4089. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  4090. You acquire an item: purple clay bead
  4091. You acquire an item: ferret bait
  4092. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  4093. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  4094. After Battle: You gain 15 Fortitude
  4095. After Battle: You gain 19 Enchantedness
  4096. After Battle: You gain 52 Chutzpah
  4097. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  4098. 8 hippies defeated; 960 down, 40 left.
  4099.  
  4100. [1347] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4101. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  4102. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4103. Round 1: You lose 48 hit points
  4104. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  4105. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  4106. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4107. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4108. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4109. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4110. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 179 damage.
  4111. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  4112. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 9 damage.
  4113. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4114. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 171 damage.
  4115. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4116. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  4117. After Battle: "Bam!" Lumiere exclaims, grinning widely. "That sure showed 'em!" (+6 Stats)
  4118. After Battle: You gain 20 Muscleboundness
  4119. After Battle: You gain 23 Enchantedness
  4120. After Battle: You gain 46 Chutzpah
  4121. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  4122. 8 hippies defeated; 968 down, 32 left.
  4123.  
  4124. [1348] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4125. Encounter: War Hippy Elite Rigger
  4126. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4127. Round 1: You lose 16 hit points
  4128. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Bridge over Troubled Water. As your train crosses the troubled waters, some of the trouble washes off onto you
  4129. You acquire an effect: Troubled Waters (8)
  4130. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4131. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 10 damage.
  4132. Round 2: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 10 damage.
  4133. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4134. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4135. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4136. Round 3: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 200 damage.
  4137. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4138. Round 4: War Hippy Elite Rigger takes 204 damage.
  4139. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4140. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  4141. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  4142. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you. The reflection of his wick twinkles on his shiny wax teeth. (+6 Stats)
  4143. After Battle: You gain 17 Strengthliness
  4144. After Battle: You gain 23 Mysteriousness
  4145. After Battle: You gain 37 Roguishness
  4146. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  4147. 8 hippies defeated; 976 down, 24 left.
  4148.  
  4149. [1349] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4150. Encounter: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge
  4151. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4152. Round 1: You lose 46 hit points
  4153. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Candy Factory. As your train passes the candy factory, you pick up some random candy
  4154. You acquire an item: Daffy Taffy
  4155. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4156. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4157. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4158. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4159. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 152 damage.
  4160. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  4161. Round 3: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  4162. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4163. Round 4: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 152 damage.
  4164. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  4165. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 153 damage.
  4166. Round 5: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  4167. Round 5: Mobile Armored Sweat Lodge takes 8 damage.
  4168. Round 5: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4169. After Battle: "Hey, that went great!" Lumiere says. "I'll help you search their pockets!"
  4170. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  4171. After Battle: You gain 21 Beefiness
  4172. After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
  4173. After Battle: You gain 41 Chutzpah
  4174. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  4175. 8 hippies defeated; 984 down, 16 left.
  4176.  
  4177. [1350] The Battlefield (Frat Uniform)
  4178. Encounter: War Hippy Elder Shaman
  4179. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4180. Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
  4181. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  4182. You acquire an item: boxed wine (2)
  4183. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4184. You acquire an item: funky dried mushroom
  4185. You gain 28 Meat.
  4186. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4187. Round 2: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4188. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4189. Round 3: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 181 damage.
  4190. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4191. Round 4: War Hippy Elder Shaman takes 169 damage.
  4192. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4193. After Battle: You relax for a moment and watch meteors streak across the cosmos, and consider what it all means.You see a Grillmaster flinging hot kabobs as fast as he can make them. He skewers one, two, three, four, five, six... seven! Seven hippies! Ha ha ha!
  4194. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  4195. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  4196. You acquire an item: Lockenstock™ sandals
  4197. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and hits you with the double-fingerguns. Or, well, that's the attitude he evokes, not having actual hands. (+6 Stats)
  4198. After Battle: You gain 24 Strengthliness
  4199. You gain a Muscle point!
  4200. After Battle: You gain 19 Mysteriousness
  4201. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4202. After Battle: You gain 47 Cheek
  4203. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  4204. 8 hippies defeated; 992 down, 8 left.
  4205. outfit War Hippy Fatigues
  4206.  
  4207. use 1 pocket wish
  4208.  
  4209. use 1 hollow rock
  4210. You acquire red rum (3)
  4211.  
  4212. use 1 pocket wish
  4213. Took choice 1267/1: (secret choice)
  4214. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1267&wish=I+was+fighting+a+War+Hippy+Sky+Captain
  4215.  
  4216. [1351] genie summoned monster
  4217. Encounter: War Hippy Sky Captain
  4218. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4219. Round 1: You lose 42 hit points
  4220. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  4221. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4222. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4223. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  4224. You gain 30 Meat.
  4225. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  4226. Round 2: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 8 damage.
  4227. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4228. Round 3: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 145 damage.
  4229. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4230. Round 4: War Hippy Sky Captain takes 146 damage.
  4231. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4232. After Battle: "Are we gonna look for treasure now?" Lumiere says, plainly excited. "C'mon, let's look for treasure!"
  4233. You acquire an item: reinforced beaded headband
  4234. You acquire an item: water pipe bomb
  4235. After Battle: Lumiere grins at you and his flame makes the shape of a thumbs-up. (+6 Stats)
  4236. After Battle: You gain 16 Fortitude
  4237. After Battle: You gain 20 Magicalness
  4238. After Battle: You gain 47 Chutzpah
  4239. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  4240. 8 hippies defeated; 1000 down, 0 left.
  4241.  
  4242. [1352] The Battlefield (Hippy Uniform)
  4243. Encounter: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman
  4244. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4245. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  4246. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  4247. You gain 1,888 Meat.
  4248. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4249. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4250. Round 2: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 18 damage.
  4251. Round 2: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman takes 18 damage.
  4252. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4253. Round 3: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman takes 156 damage.
  4254. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4255. Round 4: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman takes 157 damage.
  4256. Round 4: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 18 damage.
  4257. Round 4: War Frat 500th Infantrygentleman takes 18 damage.
  4258. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4259. After Battle: Lumiere reaps some extra Meat from your foe and gives it to you.
  4260. You gain 137 Meat
  4261. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  4262. You acquire an item: distressed denim pants
  4263. You acquire an item: perforated battle paddle
  4264. After Battle: "Heck yeah, buddy!" Lumiere says with an excited grin. (+6 Stats)
  4265. After Battle: You gain 22 Fortitude
  4266. After Battle: You gain 23 Magicalness
  4267. After Battle: You gain 38 Roguishness
  4268. You acquire an item: angry agate
  4269. 8 frat boys defeated; 16 down, 984 left.
  4270.  
  4271. [1353] The Battlefield (Hippy Uniform)
  4272. Encounter: War Frat 110th Infantryman
  4273. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4274. Round 1: You lose 2 hit points
  4275. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  4276. Round 1: You gain 577 Sarcasm
  4277. Round 1: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4278. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4279. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4280. Round 3: War Frat 110th Infantryman takes 155 damage.
  4281. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4282. Round 4: War Frat 110th Infantryman takes 155 damage.
  4283. Round 4: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4284. After Battle: "Oh boy!" Lumiere says, casting his light around you. "Let's look for treasure!"
  4285. You acquire an item: distressed denim pants
  4286. You acquire an item: bottle opener belt buckle
  4287. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  4288. After Battle: You gain 18 Muscleboundness
  4289. After Battle: You gain 18 Enchantedness
  4290. After Battle: You gain 47 Roguishness
  4291. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  4292. 8 frat boys defeated; 24 down, 976 left.
  4293. outfit Frat Warrior Fatigues
  4294.  
  4295. [1354] Hippy Camp
  4296. Encounter: The Big Wisniewski
  4297. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4298. Round 1: You lose 13 hit points
  4299. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  4300. Round 1: You gain 195 Fortitude
  4301. Round 1: You gain 165 Magicalness
  4302. Round 1: You gain 232 Roguishness
  4303. Round 1: Studentloans tries to steal an item!
  4304. Round 2: Studentloans executes a macro!
  4305. Round 2: Studentloans attacks!
  4306. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski takes 147 damage.
  4307. Round 3: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  4308. Round 3: The Big Wisniewski takes 9 damage.
  4309. Round 3: Studentloans attacks!
  4310. Round 4: The Big Wisniewski takes 148 damage.
  4311. Round 4: Studentloans attacks!
  4312. Round 5: The Big Wisniewski takes 150 damage.
  4313. Round 5: Studentloans attacks!
  4314. Round 6: The Big Wisniewski takes 150 damage.
  4315. Round 6: Studentloans attacks!
  4316. Round 7: The Big Wisniewski takes 150 damage.
  4317. Round 7: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  4318. Round 7: The Big Wisniewski takes 9 damage.
  4319. Round 7: Studentloans attacks!
  4320. Round 8: The Big Wisniewski takes 150 damage.
  4321. Round 8: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  4322. Round 8: The Big Wisniewski takes 8 damage.
  4323. Round 8: Studentloans attacks!
  4324. Round 9: The Big Wisniewski takes 147 damage.
  4325. Round 9: Studentloans attacks!
  4326. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski takes 150 damage.
  4327. Round 10: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  4328. Round 10: The Big Wisniewski takes 9 damage.
  4329. Round 10: Studentloans attacks!
  4330. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski takes 154 damage.
  4331. Round 11: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 9 damage.
  4332. Round 11: The Big Wisniewski takes 9 damage.
  4333. Round 11: Studentloans attacks!
  4334. Round 12: The Big Wisniewski takes 148 damage.
  4335. Round 12: Studentloans attacks!
  4336. Round 13: The Big Wisniewski takes 160 damage.
  4337. Round 13: Studentloans attacks!
  4338. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski takes 149 damage.
  4339. Round 14: Lumiere reaps your enemy for 8 damage.
  4340. Round 14: The Big Wisniewski takes 8 damage.
  4341. Round 14: Studentloans attacks!
  4342. Round 15: The Big Wisniewski takes 148 damage.
  4343. Round 15: Studentloans attacks!
  4344. Round 16: The Big Wisniewski takes 152 damage.
  4345. Round 16: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4346. After Battle: Lumiere dances around enthusiastically, lighting up the area a little brighter.
  4347. You acquire an item: solid gold bowling ball
  4348. After Battle: "Way to go!" Lumiere says, high-fiving you with a grin. Well, it's sort of a high-five on your end and a chest-bump on his. (+6 Stats)
  4349. After Battle: You gain 63 Fortitude
  4350. After Battle: You gain 75 Magicalness
  4351. After Battle: You gain 173 Cheek
  4352. You gain a Moxie point!
  4353. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  4354. War finished: hippies defeated
  4355. You acquire an item: Zinc Delta of Tranquility
  4356. custom outfit Main
  4357.  
  4358. [1355] Freeing King Ralph
  4359.  
  4360. send a kmail to gausie: 6 toast
  4361. Selling 10 rat whiskers to the pretentious artist
  4362. You gain 500 Meat
  4363.  
  4364. adminmail.php?action=Yep.&category=1&message=I+just+skipped+over+the+entirety+of+the+naughty+sorceress+quest%21+I+finished+the+island+quest%2C+picked+up+the+tower+quest+from+the+council%2C+clicked+on+the+tower%2C+and+Ralphs+prism+was+already+waiting+to+be+smashed+open.+I+have+the+option+to+ascend+right+now+but+I%27m+worried+this+will+compromise+my+account+in+some+way.
  4365. --------------------
  4366. 11142 shadow brick 219021049 shadowbrick.gif none, combat t,d 13
  4367. # shadow brick: Instantly destroy an enemy
  4368. # shadow brick: (limit 13/day)
  4369. --------------------
  4370. --------------------
  4371. 11144 shadow venom 737945530 shadowvenom.gif drink t,d 13
  4372. shadow venom 3 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  4373. # shadow venom
  4374. --------------------
  4375. --------------------
  4376. 11143 shadow sinew 543197207 shadowsinew.gif none, combat t,d 13
  4377. # shadow sinew: Weakens and briefly stuns an opponent
  4378. --------------------
  4379. --------------------
  4380. 11146 shadow stick 609454674 shadowstick.gif weapon t,d 13
  4381. shadow stick 130 Mus: 50 1-handed club
  4382. Item shadow stick Spooky Damage: +13, Cold Damage: +13, Weakens Monster
  4383. --------------------
  4384. --------------------
  4385. 11145 shadow nectar 676525146 shadownectar.gif spleen, usable t,d 13
  4386. shadow nectar 13 13 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  4387. # shadow nectar
  4388. --------------------
  4389. --------------------
  4390. 11135 shadow sausage 652604537 shadowsausage.gif food t,d 13
  4391. shadow sausage 3 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  4392. # shadow sausage
  4393. --------------------
  4394. --------------------
  4395. 11137 shadow flame 384167669 shadowflame.gif potion, usable t,d 13
  4396. Item shadow flame Effect: "Inflamed With Shadows", Effect Duration: 100
  4397. --------------------
  4398. --------------------
  4399. 2790 Inflamed With Shadows shadowflame.gif 0c6776b080a2f22de525a6430c662869 neutral none use 1 shadow flame
  4400. Effect Inflamed With Shadows Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
  4401. --------------------
  4402. --------------------
  4403. 11136 shadow skin 229167773 shadowskin.gif container t,d 13
  4404. shadow skin 0 Mys: 100
  4405. Item shadow skin Spooky Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3
  4406. --------------------
  4407. --------------------
  4408. 11139 shadow ice 972345634 shadowice.gif none, combat t,d 13
  4409. # shadow ice: Stun an opponent for a very long time
  4410. --------------------
  4411. --------------------
  4412. 11138 shadow bread 459420704 shadowbread.gif food t,d 13
  4413. shadow bread 3 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  4414. # shadow bread
  4415. --------------------
  4416. You are currently a member of Ferengi Commerce Authority
  4417.  
  4418. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  4419.  
  4420. Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
  4421.  
  4422. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  4423. mallsearch The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
  4424.  
  4425. buy 1 The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide for 1900000 each from shop #2853433 on 20230215
  4426.  
  4427. use 1 The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide
  4428. You learned a new skill: Perfect Freeze
  4429.  
  4430. cast 1 Perfect Freeze
  4431. You acquire an item: perfect ice cube
  4432.  
  4433. Visiting Lefty, the Trainer
  4434.  
  4435. Visiting Lefty, the Trainer
  4436.  
  4437. Visiting Lefty, the Trainer
  4438.  
  4439. Visiting Duncan Drisorderly, the Disco Bandit
  4440.  
  4441. Visiting Stradella, the Accordion Thief
  4442.  
  4443. Visiting Lefty, the Trainer
  4444. --------------------
  4445. 11142 shadow brick 219021049 shadowbrick.gif none, combat t,d 13
  4446. # shadow brick: Instantly destroy an enemy
  4447. # shadow brick: (limit 13/day)
  4448. --------------------
  4449. --------------------
  4450. 11144 shadow venom 737945530 shadowvenom.gif drink t,d 13
  4451. shadow venom 3 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  4452. # shadow venom
  4453. --------------------
  4454. --------------------
  4455. 11143 shadow sinew 543197207 shadowsinew.gif none, combat t,d 13
  4456. # shadow sinew: Weakens and briefly stuns an opponent
  4457. --------------------
  4458. --------------------
  4459. 11146 shadow stick 609454674 shadowstick.gif weapon t,d 13
  4460. shadow stick 130 Mus: 50 1-handed club
  4461. Item shadow stick Spooky Damage: +13, Cold Damage: +13, Weakens Monster
  4462. --------------------
  4463. --------------------
  4464. 11145 shadow nectar 676525146 shadownectar.gif spleen, usable t,d 13
  4465. shadow nectar 13 13 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  4466. # shadow nectar
  4467. --------------------
  4468. --------------------
  4469. 11135 shadow sausage 652604537 shadowsausage.gif food t,d 13
  4470. shadow sausage 3 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  4471. # shadow sausage
  4472. --------------------
  4473. --------------------
  4474. 11137 shadow flame 384167669 shadowflame.gif potion, usable t,d 13
  4475. Item shadow flame Effect: "Inflamed With Shadows", Effect Duration: 100
  4476. --------------------
  4477. --------------------
  4478. 2790 Inflamed With Shadows shadowflame.gif 0c6776b080a2f22de525a6430c662869 neutral none use 1 shadow flame
  4479. Effect Inflamed With Shadows Cold Resistance: +3, Spooky Resistance: +3
  4480. --------------------
  4481. --------------------
  4482. 11136 shadow skin 229167773 shadowskin.gif container t,d 13
  4483. shadow skin 0 Mys: 100
  4484. Item shadow skin Spooky Resistance: +3, Cold Resistance: +3
  4485. --------------------
  4486. --------------------
  4487. 11139 shadow ice 972345634 shadowice.gif none, combat t,d 13
  4488. # shadow ice: Stun an opponent for a very long time
  4489. --------------------
  4490. --------------------
  4491. 11138 shadow bread 459420704 shadowbread.gif food t,d 13
  4492. shadow bread 3 1 awesome 0 0 0 0 Unspaded
  4493. # shadow bread
  4494. --------------------
  4495. You are currently a member of Ferengi Commerce Authority
  4496.  
  4497. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  4498.  
  4499. Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
  4500.  
  4501. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  4502.  
  4503. [1355] Cook 1 Sneaky Pete's key + 1 lime
  4504. You acquire an item: Sneaky Pete's key lime
  4505. Crafting used 1 each of Sneaky Pete's key and lime
  4506.  
  4507. [1355] Cook 1 Boris's key + 1 lime
  4508. You acquire an item: Boris's key lime
  4509. Crafting used 1 each of Boris's key and lime
  4510.  
  4511. [1355] Cook 1 Jarlsberg's key + 1 lime
  4512. You acquire an item: Jarlsberg's key lime
  4513. Crafting used 1 each of Jarlsberg's key and lime
  4514.  
  4515. [1355] Cook 1 Richard's star key + 1 lime
  4516. You acquire an item: star key lime
  4517. Crafting used 1 each of lime and Richard's star key
  4518.  
  4519. museum.php?action=icehouse
  4520.  
  4521. ascend.php?action=ascend&pwd&confirm=on&confirm2=on
  4522.  
  4523. Welcome to Valhalla!
  4524. You have 72 banked Karma.
  4525. You gain 111 Karma
  4526. Your new Karma balance is 183
  4527.  
  4528. Buy astral six-pack for 1 Karma (initial balance = 183)
  4529. You spend 1 Karma
  4530.  
  4531. Buy astral statuette for 10 Karma (initial balance = 182)
  4532. You spend 10 Karma
  4533.  
  4534. Softcore perm Perfect Freeze for 100 Karma (initial balance = 172)
  4535. You spend 100 Karma
  4536. mallsearch "bowl of Tastee-Wheet™"
  4537. mallsearch Perfect
  4538.  
  4539. Return astral statuette for 10 Karma (initial balance = 72)
  4540. You gain 10 Karma
  4541.  
  4542. Buy astral statuette for 10 Karma (initial balance = 82)
  4543. You spend 10 Karma
  4544.  
  4545. Ascend as a Normal Female Seal Clubber under the Wallaby sign on no path, banking 72 Karma.
  4546. Encounter: Into the Shadows
  4547. Took choice 1492/2: Cheese Wizard
  4548. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1492&option=2
  4549. --------------------
  4550. 11164 The Cheese Wizard's Companion 269334581 book3.gif usable q 0
  4551. # The Cheese Wizard's Companion
  4552. --------------------
  4553. You acquire an item: The Cheese Wizard's Companion
  4554. --------------------
  4555. 29000 Caseus Vampirus goatcheese.gif 5 0 0
  4556. --------------------
  4557. --------------------
  4558. 29000 Caseus Vampirus goatcheese.gif 5 0 0
  4559. --------------------
  4560. You learned a new skill: Caseus Vampirus
  4561. You are currently a member of Ferengi Commerce Authority
  4562.  
  4563.  
  4564. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  4565. Beginning New Ascension
  4566. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  4567.  
  4568. Ascension #6:
  4569. Softcore No-Path none
  4570. Wallaby
  4571.  
  4572.  
  4573. Bad Moon
  4574. - Caseus Vampirus
  4575. - Caseus Vampirus
  4576.  
  4577.  
  4578. =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
  4579.  
  4580.  
  4581.  
  4582. use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven
  4583.  
  4584. Visiting Underground Fireworks Shop in clan VIP lounge
  4585.  
  4586. Visiting Hot Dog Stand in clan VIP lounge
  4587.  
  4588. Visiting Speakeasy in clan VIP lounge
  4589.  
  4590. Visiting Floundry in clan VIP lounge
  4591.  
  4592. use 1 telegram from Lady Spookyraven
  4593. mallsearch Perfect
  4594. mallsearch "bowl of Tastee-Wheet™"
  4595. Created an empty checkpoint.
  4596. Created an empty checkpoint.
  4597.  
  4598. buy 1 bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ for 2800000 each from shop #1685094 on 20230215
  4599. You acquire an item: letter from King Ralph XI
  4600.  
  4601. use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
  4602. You acquire an item: pork elf goodies sack
  4603. You acquire an item: big rock
  4604.  
  4605. use 1 pork elf goodies sack
  4606. You acquire an item: baconstone
  4607. You acquire an item: porquoise
  4608. You acquire an item: baconstone
  4609. You acquire an item: porquoise
  4610. You acquire an item: porquoise
  4611.  
  4612. use 1 letter from King Ralph XI
  4613. Created an empty checkpoint.
  4614.  
  4615. place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=townright_gourd_loud
  4616. place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=townright_gourd_loud&subaction=acceptgourdquest
  4617.  
  4618. equip weapon June cleaver
  4619.  
  4620. equip off-hand astral statuette
  4621. Encounter: Adjust your Parka
  4622. Took choice 1481/2: Pull the dilophosaur tab
  4623. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1481&option=2
  4624.  
  4625. use 1 S.I.T. Course Completion Certificate
  4626. Took choice 1494/1: Psychogeologist
  4627. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1494&option=1
  4628. You learned a new skill: Psychogeologist
  4629.  
  4630. use 1 model train set
  4631.  
  4632. use 1 astral six-pack
  4633. You acquire astral pilsner (6)
  4634.  
  4635. equip shirt Jurassic Parka
  4636. You acquire an item: Letter for Melvign the Gnome
  4637.  
  4638. use 1 Letter for Melvign the Gnome
  4639.  
  4640. Talking to Melvign the Gnome
  4641. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  4642. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  4643. Visiting Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan rumpus room
  4644. Visiting Potted Meat Tree in clan rumpus room
  4645.  
  4646. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  4647.  
  4648. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  4649.  
  4650. Visiting Deluxe Mr. Klaw "Skill" Crane Game in clan VIP lounge
  4651. You acquire an item: bejeweled cufflinks
  4652.  
  4653. pull: 1 General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket
  4654. You are currently a member of Ferengi Commerce Authority
  4655.  
  4656. use 1 The Cheese Wizard's Companion
  4657. Encounter: Get Some Training
  4658. Took choice 1485/1: unknown
  4659. choice.php?forceoption=0&whichchoice=1485&option=1&pwd&slot[0]=8&slot[1]=1&slot[2]=14&slot[3]=3&slot[4]=18&slot[5]=6&slot[6]=20&slot[7]=15
  4660.  
  4661. Visiting Mayor Zapruder
  4662.  
  4663. Visiting The Plunger
  4664.  
  4665. [1] Pump Up Muscle
  4666.  
  4667. Visiting Lyle, LyleCo CEO
  4668. You acquire an effect: Favored by Lyle (10)
  4669.  
  4670. place.php?whichplace=town_right&action=townright_gourd_quiet
  4671.  
  4672. [1] The Haunted Pantry
  4673. Encounter: possessed can of tomatoes
  4674. Round 0: Studentloans loses initiative!
  4675. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  4676. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4677. Round 2: possessed can of tomatoes takes 26 damage.
  4678. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4679. You gain 2 Meat
  4680. You acquire an item: tomato
  4681. After Battle: You gain 2 Wizardliness
  4682. After Battle: You gain 1 Chutzpah
  4683. You acquire an item: shim of shame shale
  4684.  
  4685. [2] The Haunted Pantry
  4686. Encounter: Bath Time
  4687. Took choice 1473/3: get Kinda Damp
  4688. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1473&option=3
  4689. You acquire an effect: Kinda Damp (30)
  4690.  
  4691. [2] The Haunted Pantry
  4692. Encounter: fiendish can of asparagus
  4693. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4694. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  4695. You gain 1,878 Meat.
  4696. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4697. Round 2: fiendish can of asparagus takes 25 damage.
  4698. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4699. You gain 5 Meat
  4700. You acquire an item: stalk of asparagus
  4701. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  4702. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  4703.  
  4704. [3] The Haunted Pantry
  4705. Encounter: undead elbow macaroni
  4706. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4707. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  4708. Round 1: You gain 35 Sarcasm
  4709. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4710. Round 2: undead elbow macaroni takes 25 damage.
  4711. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4712. You gain 5 Meat
  4713. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  4714. After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
  4715. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4716. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  4717.  
  4718. [4] The Haunted Pantry
  4719. Encounter: undead elbow macaroni
  4720. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4721. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  4722. Round 1: You gain 11 Strongness
  4723. Round 1: You gain 13 Enchantedness
  4724. Round 1: You gain 14 Chutzpah
  4725. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4726. Round 2: undead elbow macaroni takes 32 damage.
  4727. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4728. You gain 5 Meat
  4729. You acquire an item: magicalness-in-a-can
  4730. After Battle: You gain 2 Magicalness
  4731. After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness
  4732. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  4733.  
  4734. [5] The Haunted Pantry
  4735. Encounter: fiendish can of asparagus
  4736. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4737. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  4738. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  4739. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4740. Round 2: fiendish can of asparagus takes 34 damage.
  4741. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4742. You gain 4 Meat
  4743. You acquire an item: stalk of asparagus
  4744. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  4745. After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness
  4746. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  4747.  
  4748. use 1 The Cheese Wizard's Companion
  4749. Encounter: Get Some Training
  4750. --------------------
  4751. 29001 Mind Over Muenster realbrain.gif 0 0 0
  4752. Skill Mind Over Muenster Maximum MP Percent: +30, MP Regen Min: 3, MP Regen Max: 4
  4753. --------------------
  4754. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (100 meat)
  4755. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=1
  4756. Encounter: Get Some Training
  4757. You learned a new skill: Mind Over Muenster
  4758. --------------------
  4759. 29012 Cheddarmor cheddarmor.gif 3 5 10
  4760. --------------------
  4761. --------------------
  4762. 2794 Cheddarmored cheddarmor.gif c0ceeee56f94accd2ba2de8eb861a54c neutral none cast 1 Cheddarmor
  4763. Effect Cheddarmored Maximum HP: +10, Damage Absorption: +50, Damage Reduction: 3
  4764. --------------------
  4765. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (200 meat)
  4766. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=12
  4767. Encounter: Get Some Training
  4768. You learned a new skill: Cheddarmor
  4769. --------------------
  4770. 29002 Subcutaneous Gouda sebashield.gif 0 0 0
  4771. Skill Subcutaneous Gouda Damage Absorption: +75, Damage Reduction: 5
  4772. --------------------
  4773. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (200 meat)
  4774. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=2
  4775. Encounter: Get Some Training
  4776. You learned a new skill: Subcutaneous Gouda
  4777.  
  4778. Visiting the pretentious artist
  4779.  
  4780. Visiting the pretentious artist
  4781.  
  4782. Visiting a Science Tent
  4783. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  4784. Took choice 1201/2: What can you tell me about "refuse material"?
  4785. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1201&option=2
  4786. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  4787. Took choice 1201/1: Well, that's more than I ever wanted to know about dust.
  4788. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1201&option=1
  4789. Encounter: Dr. Gordon Stuart, a Scientist
  4790. Took choice 1201/3: Great!
  4791. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1201&option=3
  4792.  
  4793. Talking to the Crackpot Mystic
  4794. Took choice 664/1: Sure, old man. Tell me all about it.
  4795. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1
  4796. Took choice 664/1: Against my better judgment, yes.
  4797. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1
  4798. Took choice 664/1: Er, sure, I guess so...
  4799. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=664&option=1
  4800. You acquire an item: continuum transfunctioner
  4801.  
  4802. Visiting the Untinker
  4803. Accepting quest to find the Untinker's screwdriver
  4804.  
  4805. [6] The Spooky Forest
  4806. Encounter: warwelf
  4807. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4808. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Logging Mill. Seems like the sawmill workers are on a break, but you grab some assorted woodworking bits from the loading dock.
  4809. You acquire an item: messy butt joint
  4810. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4811. Round 2: warwelf takes 25 damage.
  4812. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4813. You gain 14 Meat
  4814. After Battle: You gain 2 Mysteriousness
  4815. After Battle: You gain 1 Cheek
  4816. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  4817.  
  4818. [7] The Spooky Forest
  4819. Encounter: wolfman
  4820. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4821. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Ore Hopper Feeder. Some ore pours of the feeder into the hopper of your train.
  4822. You acquire an item: asbestos ore
  4823. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4824. Round 2: wolfman takes 26 damage.
  4825. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4826. You gain 10 Meat
  4827. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  4828. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4829. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  4830.  
  4831. [8] The Spooky Forest
  4832. Encounter: Lost and Found
  4833. Took choice 1471/3: Mysticality substats
  4834. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1471&option=3
  4835. You gain 275 Mysteriousness
  4836. You gain some Mysticality points!
  4837. You gain some Levels!
  4838.  
  4839. equip shirt Jurassic Parka
  4840.  
  4841. [8] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4842. Encounter: Thinknerd Moving Robot
  4843. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4844. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  4845. You acquire an item: boxed wine (2)
  4846. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4847. Round 2: Thinknerd Moving Robot takes 31 damage.
  4848. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4849. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  4850. After Battle: You gain 3 Cheek
  4851. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  4852.  
  4853. [9] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4854. Encounter: Thinknerd Packing Robot
  4855. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4856. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  4857. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4858. Round 2: Thinknerd Packing Robot takes 30 damage.
  4859. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4860. After Battle: You gain 2 Beefiness
  4861. After Battle: You gain 6 Wizardliness
  4862. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4863. After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
  4864. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  4865.  
  4866. [10] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4867. Encounter: Thinknerd Packing Robot
  4868. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4869. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  4870. You gain 1,802 Meat.
  4871. Round 1: Studentloans casts CASEUS VAMPIRUS!
  4872. Round 2: Thinknerd Packing Robot takes 5 damage.
  4873. Round 2: You gain 5 hit points
  4874. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4875. You acquire an item: robot grease
  4876. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  4877. You gain a Muscle point!
  4878. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  4879. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  4880.  
  4881. [11] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4882. Encounter: Thinknerd Sorting Robot
  4883. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4884. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  4885. Round 1: You gain 140 Cheek
  4886. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4887. Round 2: Thinknerd Sorting Robot takes 28 damage.
  4888. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4889. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  4890. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  4891. After Battle: You gain 2 Chutzpah
  4892. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  4893.  
  4894. [12] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4895. Encounter: Thinknerd Packing Robot
  4896. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4897. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  4898. Round 1: You gain 60 Beefiness
  4899. Round 1: You gain 62 Mysteriousness
  4900. Round 1: You gain 52 Smarm
  4901. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4902. Round 2: Thinknerd Packing Robot takes 30 damage.
  4903. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4904. After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
  4905. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  4906. You gain a Mysticality point!
  4907. You gain a Level!
  4908. After Battle: You gain 2 Cheek
  4909. You gain a Moxie point!
  4910. You acquire an item: pile of gritty sand
  4911.  
  4912. [13] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4913. Encounter: Thinknerd Moving Robot
  4914. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4915. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  4916. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  4917. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4918. Round 2: Thinknerd Moving Robot takes 34 damage.
  4919. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4920. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  4921. After Battle: You gain 3 Roguishness
  4922. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  4923.  
  4924. [14] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4925. Encounter: Thinknerd Sorting Robot
  4926. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4927. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Logging Mill. Seems like the sawmill workers are on a break, but you grab some assorted woodworking bits from the loading dock.
  4928. You acquire an item: thick caulk
  4929. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4930. Round 2: Thinknerd Sorting Robot takes 29 damage.
  4931. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4932. You acquire an item: returned Thinknerd package
  4933. After Battle: You gain 3 Strengthliness
  4934. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  4935. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  4936.  
  4937. use 1 returned Thinknerd package
  4938. You acquire an item: plastic Duskwalker necklace
  4939.  
  4940. [15] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4941. Encounter: Inspecting Some Packages, Heh Heh
  4942. You acquire an item: Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy
  4943.  
  4944. use 1 Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy
  4945. You acquire an item: tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker
  4946.  
  4947. Talking to Melvign the Gnome
  4948.  
  4949. [16] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4950. Encounter: amok putty
  4951. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4952. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Ore Hopper Feeder. Some ore pours of the feeder into the hopper of your train.
  4953. You acquire an item: asbestos ore
  4954. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4955. Round 2: amok putty takes 31 damage.
  4956. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4957. You acquire an item: amok pudding
  4958. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  4959. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  4960. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  4961.  
  4962. [17] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4963. Encounter: Thinknerd Packing Robot
  4964. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4965. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  4966. You acquire an item: bottle of gin (2)
  4967. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4968. Round 2: Thinknerd Packing Robot takes 36 damage.
  4969. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4970. After Battle: You gain 4 Muscleboundness
  4971. You gain a Muscle point!
  4972. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  4973. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  4974.  
  4975. [18] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4976. Encounter: Thinknerd Moving Robot
  4977. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4978. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  4979. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4980. Round 2: Thinknerd Moving Robot takes 35 damage.
  4981. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  4982. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  4983. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  4984. After Battle: You gain 2 Chutzpah
  4985. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  4986.  
  4987. [19] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4988. Encounter: Delicious Sprouts
  4989. Took choice 1474/2: guilty sprout
  4990. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1474&option=2
  4991. You acquire an item: guilty sprout
  4992.  
  4993. [19] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  4994. Encounter: Thinknerd Sorting Robot
  4995. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  4996. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  4997. You gain 1,718 Meat.
  4998. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  4999. Round 2: Thinknerd Sorting Robot takes 40 damage.
  5000. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5001. You acquire an item: robot grease
  5002. You acquire an item: returned Thinknerd package
  5003. After Battle: You gain 4 Beefiness
  5004. After Battle: You gain 5 Mysteriousness
  5005. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5006.  
  5007. use 1 returned Thinknerd package
  5008. You acquire an item: wind-up Whatsian robot
  5009.  
  5010. [20] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5011. Encounter: Thinknerd Sorting Robot
  5012. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5013. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  5014. Round 1: You gain 185 Roguishness
  5015. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5016. Round 2: Thinknerd Sorting Robot takes 37 damage.
  5017. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5018. After Battle: You gain 3 Fortitude
  5019. After Battle: You gain 6 Mysteriousness
  5020. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5021. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5022.  
  5023. [21] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5024. Encounter: Thinknerd Packing Robot
  5025. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5026. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  5027. Round 1: You gain 55 Beefiness
  5028. Round 1: You gain 77 Magicalness
  5029. Round 1: You gain 65 Sarcasm
  5030. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5031. Round 2: Thinknerd Packing Robot takes 48 damage.
  5032. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5033. After Battle: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
  5034. You gain a Muscle point!
  5035. After Battle: You gain 3 Enchantedness
  5036. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  5037. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5038.  
  5039. [22] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5040. Encounter: Picking a Package to Pack
  5041. You gain 300 Meat
  5042.  
  5043. [23] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5044. Encounter: Thinknerd Packing Robot
  5045. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5046. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  5047. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  5048. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5049. Round 2: Thinknerd Packing Robot takes 43 damage.
  5050. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5051. After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
  5052. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  5053. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5054. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5055.  
  5056. [24] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5057. Encounter: Thinknerd Packing Robot
  5058. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5059. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Logging Mill. You hear the saw running and buzzing and a perfectly formed plank slides out.
  5060. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  5061. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5062. Round 2: Thinknerd Packing Robot takes 64 damage.
  5063. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5064. After Battle: You gain 2 Beefiness
  5065. After Battle: You gain 8 Wizardliness
  5066. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  5067.  
  5068. [25] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5069. Encounter: Thinknerd Sorting Robot
  5070. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5071. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Ore Hopper Feeder. Some ore pours of the feeder into the hopper of your train.
  5072. You acquire an item: chrome ore
  5073. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5074. Round 2: Thinknerd Sorting Robot takes 44 damage.
  5075. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5076. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  5077. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  5078. After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
  5079. You acquire an item: pile of gritty sand
  5080.  
  5081. [26] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5082. Encounter: Thinknerd Moving Robot
  5083. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5084. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  5085. You acquire an item: bottle of gin (2)
  5086. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5087. Round 2: Thinknerd Moving Robot takes 48 damage.
  5088. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5089. You acquire an item: robot grease
  5090. You acquire an item: returned Thinknerd package
  5091. After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
  5092. After Battle: You gain 4 Wizardliness
  5093. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  5094. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  5095.  
  5096. use 1 returned Thinknerd package
  5097. You acquire an item: crying statue earrings
  5098.  
  5099. [27] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5100. Encounter: Thinknerd Sorting Robot
  5101. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5102. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  5103. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5104. Round 2: Thinknerd Sorting Robot takes 41 damage.
  5105. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5106. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5107. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  5108. After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness
  5109. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  5110.  
  5111. [28] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5112. Encounter: Thinknerd Packing Robot
  5113. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5114. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  5115. You gain 1,600 Meat.
  5116. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5117. Round 2: Thinknerd Packing Robot takes 40 damage.
  5118. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5119. After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
  5120. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  5121. After Battle: You gain 2 Cheek
  5122. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5123.  
  5124. [29] The Thinknerd Warehouse
  5125. Encounter: A Heapigng Helpigng of Melvign
  5126. You acquire an item: Professor What garment
  5127.  
  5128. Talking to Melvign the Gnome
  5129. You acquire an item: Professor What T-Shirt
  5130. You learned a new skill: Torso Awareness
  5131. You learned a new skill: Torso Awareness
  5132.  
  5133. equip shirt Jurassic Parka
  5134. Encounter: Adjust your Parka
  5135. Took choice 1481/5: Pull the pterodactyl tab
  5136. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1481&option=5
  5137. You acquire an item: Cobb's Knob map
  5138.  
  5139. use 1 The Cheese Wizard's Companion
  5140. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5141. --------------------
  5142. 29013 Parmesan Missile parmesanmissile.gif 5 5 0
  5143. --------------------
  5144. --------------------
  5145. 29005 Swiss Cunning jarl_cheeseslice.gif 0 0 0
  5146. Skill Swiss Cunning Mana Cost: -3
  5147. --------------------
  5148. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (300 meat)
  5149. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=5
  5150. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5151. You learned a new skill: Swiss Cunning
  5152. --------------------
  5153. 29015 Crack Knuckles crackknuck.gif 5 3 0
  5154. --------------------
  5155. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (300 meat)
  5156. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=15
  5157. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5158. You learned a new skill: Crack Knuckles
  5159. --------------------
  5160. 29004 Limberger Limberness anticheese.gif 0 0 0
  5161. Skill Limberger Limberness Initiative: +75
  5162. --------------------
  5163. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (300 meat)
  5164. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=4
  5165. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5166. You learned a new skill: Limberger Limberness
  5167. --------------------
  5168. 29014 Gather Cheese-Chi cheesechi.gif 5 10 0
  5169. --------------------
  5170. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (300 meat)
  5171. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=14
  5172. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5173. You learned a new skill: Gather Cheese-Chi
  5174. --------------------
  5175. 29003 Quick Wit tongueexclam.gif 0 0 0
  5176. Skill Quick Wit Mysticality: +20
  5177. --------------------
  5178. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (300 meat)
  5179. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=3
  5180. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5181. You learned a new skill: Quick Wit
  5182. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (300 meat)
  5183. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=13
  5184. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5185. You learned a new skill: Parmesan Missile
  5186. --------------------
  5187. 29007 Wisdom of Jarlsberg book3.gif 0 0 0
  5188. Skill Wisdom of Jarlsberg Experience (Mysticality): +3
  5189. --------------------
  5190. --------------------
  5191. 29006 Peccorino Bravado cheesewheel.gif 0 0 0
  5192. Skill Peccorino Bravado Muscle Percent: +20, Mysticality Percent: +20, Moxie Percent: +20
  5193. --------------------
  5194.  
  5195. Visiting Mayor Zapruder
  5196.  
  5197. [30] Pump Up Muscle
  5198.  
  5199. buy 1 detuned radio for 300 each from Degrassi Knoll Bakery and Hardware Store
  5200. You spent 300 Meat
  5201. You acquire an item: detuned radio
  5202.  
  5203. use 1 detuned radio
  5204.  
  5205. use 1 detuned radio
  5206.  
  5207. use 1 detuned radio
  5208.  
  5209. [30] The Bugbear Pen
  5210. Encounter: angry bugbear
  5211. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5212. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  5213. Round 1: You gain 190 Roguishness
  5214. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5215. Round 2: angry bugbear takes 44 damage.
  5216. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5217. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  5218. After Battle: You gain 7 Mysteriousness
  5219. After Battle: You gain 1 Sarcasm
  5220. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5221.  
  5222. [31] The Bugbear Pen
  5223. Encounter: revolving bugbear
  5224. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5225. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  5226. Round 1: You gain 65 Strengthliness
  5227. Round 1: You gain 71 Wizardliness
  5228. Round 1: You gain 50 Chutzpah
  5229. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5230. Round 2: revolving bugbear takes 48 damage.
  5231. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5232. After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
  5233. You gain a Muscle point!
  5234. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  5235. After Battle: You gain 1 Sarcasm
  5236. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5237.  
  5238. familiar Leprechaun (1 lbs)
  5239.  
  5240. [32] Guano Junction
  5241. Encounter: baseball bat
  5242. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5243. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  5244. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  5245. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5246. Round 2: baseball bat takes 48 damage.
  5247. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5248. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5249. You gain 26 Meat
  5250. After Battle: You gain 2 Muscleboundness
  5251. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  5252. After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
  5253. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5254.  
  5255. [33] Guano Junction
  5256. Encounter: Summer Days
  5257. Took choice 1472/3: Moxie substats
  5258. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1472&option=3
  5259. You gain 250 Sarcasm
  5260. You gain some Moxie points!
  5261.  
  5262. [33] Guano Junction
  5263. Encounter: skullbat
  5264. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5265. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Logging Mill. You hear the saw running and buzzing and a perfectly formed plank slides out.
  5266. You acquire an item: morningwood plank
  5267. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5268. Round 2: skullbat takes 54 damage.
  5269. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5270. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5271. You gain 26 Meat
  5272. You acquire an item: broken skull
  5273. After Battle: You gain 3 Fortitude
  5274. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  5275. After Battle: You gain 2 Roguishness
  5276. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5277.  
  5278. [34] Guano Junction
  5279. Encounter: doughbat
  5280. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5281. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Ore Hopper Feeder. Some ore pours of the feeder into the hopper of your train.
  5282. You acquire an item: chrome ore
  5283. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5284. Round 2: doughbat takes 55 damage.
  5285. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5286. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5287. You gain 18 Meat
  5288. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5289. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  5290. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  5291. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5292.  
  5293. [35] Guano Junction
  5294. Encounter: skullbat
  5295. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5296. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  5297. You acquire an item: bottle of gin (2)
  5298. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5299. Round 2: skullbat takes 69 damage.
  5300. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5301. Your familiar gains a pound: Lucky Charms, the 2 lb. Leprechaun
  5302. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5303. You gain 27 Meat
  5304. You acquire an item: loose teeth
  5305. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  5306. You acquire an item: broken skull
  5307. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  5308. After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
  5309. You gain a Moxie point!
  5310. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  5311.  
  5312. use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
  5313.  
  5314. [36] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  5315. Encounter: ratbat
  5316. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5317. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  5318. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5319. Round 2: ratbat takes 64 damage.
  5320. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5321. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5322. You gain 24 Meat
  5323. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5324. After Battle: You gain 9 Enchantedness
  5325. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5326. After Battle: You gain 1 Roguishness
  5327. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5328.  
  5329. [37] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  5330. Encounter: batrat
  5331. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5332. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  5333. You gain 1,810 Meat.
  5334. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5335. Round 2: batrat takes 58 damage.
  5336. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5337. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5338. You gain 28 Meat
  5339. You acquire an item: batgut
  5340. You acquire an item: bat wing
  5341. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  5342. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  5343. After Battle: You gain 7 Wizardliness
  5344. After Battle: You gain 3 Smarm
  5345. You acquire an item: pile of gritty sand
  5346.  
  5347. [38] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  5348. Encounter: batrat
  5349. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5350. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  5351. Round 1: You gain 200 Sarcasm
  5352. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5353. Round 2: batrat takes 49 damage.
  5354. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5355. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5356. You gain 26 Meat
  5357. After Battle: You gain 3 Beefiness
  5358. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  5359. After Battle: You gain 2 Chutzpah
  5360. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  5361.  
  5362. [39] The Batrat and Ratbat Burrow
  5363. Encounter: batrat
  5364. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5365. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  5366. Round 1: You gain 50 Beefiness
  5367. Round 1: You gain 66 Enchantedness
  5368. Round 1: You gain 70 Chutzpah
  5369. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5370. Round 2: batrat takes 56 damage.
  5371. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5372. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5373. You gain 28 Meat
  5374. You acquire an item: bat wing
  5375. You acquire an item: sonar-in-a-biscuit
  5376. After Battle: You gain 2 Beefiness
  5377. After Battle: You gain 9 Mysteriousness
  5378. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5379.  
  5380. use 1 sonar-in-a-biscuit
  5381.  
  5382. [40] The Beanbat Chamber
  5383. Encounter: screambat
  5384. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5385. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  5386. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  5387. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5388. Round 2: screambat takes 68 damage.
  5389. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5390. Your familiar gains a pound: Lucky Charms, the 3 lb. Leprechaun
  5391. After Battle: You gain 3 Muscleboundness
  5392. After Battle: You gain 6 Enchantedness
  5393. After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
  5394. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  5395.  
  5396. pull: 1 mother's necklace
  5397.  
  5398. equip acc1 mother's necklace
  5399.  
  5400. use 1 loose teeth
  5401.  
  5402. use 1 Cobb's Knob map
  5403.  
  5404. drink 1 astral pilsner
  5405. You gain 5 Adventures
  5406. You gain 1 Strongness
  5407. You gain 3 Enchantedness
  5408. You gain 2 Roguishness
  5409. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  5410.  
  5411. [41] The Boss Bat's Lair
  5412. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  5413. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5414. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Logging Mill. You hear the saw running and buzzing and a perfectly formed plank slides out.
  5415. You acquire an item: raging hardwood plank
  5416. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5417. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 62 damage.
  5418. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5419. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5420. You gain 319 Meat
  5421. After Battle: You gain 2 Strengthliness
  5422. After Battle: You gain 8 Mysteriousness
  5423. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5424. After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
  5425. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  5426.  
  5427. [42] The Boss Bat's Lair
  5428. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  5429. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5430. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Ore Hopper Feeder. Some ore pours of the feeder into the hopper of your train.
  5431. You acquire an item: chrome ore
  5432. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5433. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 74 damage.
  5434. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5435. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5436. You gain 359 Meat
  5437. After Battle: You gain 3 Strongness
  5438. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  5439. After Battle: You gain 4 Smarm
  5440. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  5441.  
  5442. [43] The Boss Bat's Lair
  5443. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  5444. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5445. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  5446. You acquire an item: bottle of rum (2)
  5447. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5448. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 64 damage.
  5449. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5450. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5451. You gain 324 Meat
  5452. After Battle: You gain 2 Strongness
  5453. After Battle: You gain 7 Enchantedness
  5454. After Battle: You gain 2 Smarm
  5455. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  5456.  
  5457. [44] The Boss Bat's Lair
  5458. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  5459. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5460. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  5461. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5462. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 57 damage.
  5463. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5464. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5465. You gain 348 Meat
  5466. After Battle: You gain 2 Fortitude
  5467. After Battle: You gain 8 Magicalness
  5468. After Battle: You gain 2 Roguishness
  5469. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  5470. mcd 8
  5471.  
  5472. [45] The Boss Bat's Lair
  5473. Encounter: beefy bodyguard bat
  5474. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5475. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  5476. You gain 1,810 Meat.
  5477. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5478. Round 2: beefy bodyguard bat takes 61 damage.
  5479. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5480. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5481. You gain 328 Meat
  5482. After Battle: You gain 2 Beefiness
  5483. After Battle: You gain 5 Magicalness
  5484. After Battle: You gain 4 Sarcasm
  5485. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5486.  
  5487. use 1 detuned radio
  5488.  
  5489. use 1 detuned radio
  5490.  
  5491. eat 1 amok pudding
  5492. You gain 3 Adventures
  5493. You gain 8 Strengthliness
  5494. You gain 8 Enchantedness
  5495. You gain 5 Smarm
  5496. You acquire an effect: Puddingface (20)
  5497. You gain 2 Fullness
  5498.  
  5499. [46] The Boss Bat's Lair
  5500. Encounter: two-headed shadow bat
  5501. *** Monster 'two-headed shadow bat' has monsterId = 2283 and image 'aosol_bossbat.gif'
  5502. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5503. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  5504. Round 1: You gain 200 Roguishness
  5505. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5506. --------------------
  5507. 11147 cursed bat paw 656261340 batpaw.gif accessory q 0
  5508. cursed bat paw 0 none
  5509. Item cursed bat paw Monster Level: +25, Muscle Percent: -25, Mysticality Percent: -25, Moxie Percent: -25
  5510. --------------------
  5511. Round 2: two-headed shadow bat takes 67 damage.
  5512. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5513. You acquire an item: cursed bat paw
  5514. After Battle: You gain 5 Strongness
  5515. You gain a Muscle point!
  5516. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  5517. After Battle: You gain 7 Sarcasm
  5518. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  5519.  
  5520. [47] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  5521. Encounter: The Ghost of Dr. Hobo Jones
  5522. You acquire an item: Dr. Hobo's map
  5523.  
  5524. use 1 Dr. Hobo's map
  5525.  
  5526. [48] The Outskirts of Cobb's Knob
  5527. Encounter: Brushed off...
  5528. You acquire an item: pretentious paintbrush
  5529.  
  5530. Visiting the pretentious artist
  5531.  
  5532. pull: 1 delicious spicy noodles
  5533.  
  5534. pull: 1 Dad's brandy
  5535.  
  5536. eat 1 delicious spicy noodles
  5537. You gain 9 Adventures
  5538. You gain 36 Magicalness
  5539. You gain a Mysticality point!
  5540. You gain a Level!
  5541. You gain 3 Fullness
  5542.  
  5543. drink 1 Dad's brandy
  5544. You gain 5 Adventures
  5545. You gain 19 Strengthliness
  5546. You gain 18 Magicalness
  5547. You gain 16 Chutzpah
  5548. You gain 1 Drunkenness
  5549.  
  5550. use 1 The Cheese Wizard's Companion
  5551. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5552. --------------------
  5553. 29016 Mind Melt jarl_meltcheese.gif 5 15 0
  5554. --------------------
  5555. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (600 meat)
  5556. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=16
  5557. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5558. You learned a new skill: Mind Melt
  5559. Took choice 1495/1: Buy (600 meat)
  5560. choice.php?pwd&option=1&whichchoice=1495&use=meat&whichsk=6
  5561. Encounter: Get Some Training
  5562. You learned a new skill: Peccorino Bravado
  5563.  
  5564. use 1 cursed bat paw
  5565. --------------------
  5566. 11148 uncursed bat paw 516917291 batpaw.gif accessory q 0
  5567. uncursed bat paw 0 none
  5568. Item uncursed bat paw Monster Level: -25
  5569. --------------------
  5570. You acquire an item: uncursed bat paw
  5571.  
  5572. Investigating the Smoke Signals
  5573. Encounter: Hippy Talkin'
  5574. Took choice 798/1: What's the problem?
  5575. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=798&option=1
  5576. Encounter: Hippy Talkin'
  5577. Took choice 798/1: Landfill?
  5578. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=798&option=1
  5579. Encounter: Hippy Talkin'
  5580. Took choice 798/2: Cut to the chase -- what do you need me to do?
  5581. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=798&option=2
  5582.  
  5583. [49] The Spooky Forest
  5584. Encounter: bar
  5585. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5586. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  5587. Round 1: You gain 66 Muscleboundness
  5588. Round 1: You gain 80 Enchantedness
  5589. Round 1: You gain 72 Cheek
  5590. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5591. Round 2: bar takes 114 damage.
  5592. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5593. Your familiar gains a pound: Lucky Charms, the 4 lb. Leprechaun
  5594. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5595. You gain 20 Meat
  5596. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5597. After Battle: You gain 3 Mysteriousness
  5598. After Battle: You gain 3 Roguishness
  5599. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5600.  
  5601. [50] The Spooky Forest
  5602. Encounter: Beware of Aligator
  5603. Took choice 1469/3: 1500 meat
  5604. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=1469&option=3
  5605. You gain 1,500 Meat
  5606.  
  5607. [50] The Spooky Forest
  5608. Encounter: warwelf
  5609. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5610. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  5611. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  5612. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5613. Round 2: warwelf takes 104 damage.
  5614. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5615. After Battle: Lucky Charms winks at you.
  5616. You gain 17 Meat
  5617. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5618. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  5619. You acquire an item: shim of shame shale
  5620.  
  5621. familiar Mosquito (1 lbs)
  5622.  
  5623. [51] The Spooky Forest
  5624. Encounter: spooky vampire
  5625. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5626. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Logging Mill. Seems like the sawmill workers are on a break, but you grab some assorted woodworking bits from the loading dock.
  5627. You acquire an item: thick caulk
  5628. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5629. Round 2: spooky vampire takes 110 damage.
  5630. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5631. You gain 4 Meat
  5632. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5633. After Battle: You gain 4 Magicalness
  5634. After Battle: You gain 1 Cheek
  5635. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5636.  
  5637. [52] The Spooky Forest
  5638. Encounter: wolfman
  5639. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5640. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Ore Hopper Feeder. Some ore pours of the feeder into the hopper of your train.
  5641. You acquire an item: asbestos ore
  5642. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5643. Round 2: wolfman takes 98 damage.
  5644. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5645. You gain 8 Meat
  5646. After Battle: You gain 5 Wizardliness
  5647. After Battle: You gain 2 Sarcasm
  5648. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5649.  
  5650. [53] The Spooky Forest
  5651. Encounter: triffid
  5652. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5653. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Grain Silo. You spot some fermented grains (or grapes, or whatever) sitting on the loading dock and grab them.
  5654. You acquire an item: bottle of tequila (2)
  5655. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5656. Round 2: triffid takes 99 damage.
  5657. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5658. After Battle: You gain 2 Fortitude
  5659. After Battle: You gain 3 Wizardliness
  5660. After Battle: You gain 1 Chutzpah
  5661. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  5662.  
  5663. [54] The Spooky Forest
  5664. Encounter: Arboreal Respite
  5665. Took choice 502/2: gain mosquito larva or spooky mushrooms, gain quest coin, get stats or fight a vampire
  5666. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=502&option=2
  5667. Encounter: Consciousness of a Stream
  5668. Took choice 505/1: gain mosquito larva then 3 spooky mushrooms
  5669. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=505&option=1
  5670. You acquire an item: mosquito larva
  5671. You gain 500 Meat
  5672.  
  5673. Visiting Bart Ender
  5674.  
  5675. tavern.php?place=pooltable
  5676.  
  5677. [55] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 5)
  5678. Encounter: drunken rat king
  5679. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5680. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Coal Hopper. Your train takes on coal to power the next stop.
  5681. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5682. Round 2: drunken rat king takes 92 damage.
  5683. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5684. Your familiar gains a pound: Gabert, the 2 lb. Mosquito
  5685. You gain 39 Meat
  5686. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  5687. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  5688. You acquire an item: rat appendix
  5689. You acquire an item: tangle of rat tails
  5690. After Battle: You gain 6 Muscleboundness
  5691. After Battle: You gain 9 Magicalness
  5692. After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
  5693. After Battle: You gain 1 Strongness
  5694. Unknown last adventure: id = '' name = 'The Typical Tavern Cellar' URL = 'cellar.php' container = 'tavern.php'
  5695.  
  5696. [56] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 4)
  5697. Encounter: drunken rat
  5698. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5699. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Meat Mine Sluice. It's twice as effective because your train just visited the coal hopper. The sluice opens and pours out some meat!
  5700. You gain 1,766 Meat.
  5701. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5702. Round 2: drunken rat takes 97 damage.
  5703. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5704. You gain 12 Meat
  5705. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  5706. You acquire an item: furry pill
  5707. After Battle: You gain 5 Enchantedness
  5708. After Battle: You gain 3 Sarcasm
  5709. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  5710.  
  5711. [57] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 3)
  5712. Encounter: Staring Down the Barrel
  5713. Took choice 513/1: Smash the barrel
  5714. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=513&option=1
  5715. You acquire ice-cold Willer (4)
  5716.  
  5717. [58] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 4)
  5718. Encounter: drunken rat
  5719. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5720. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Groin Silo. You train picks up some fresh groin!
  5721. Round 1: You gain 216 Chutzpah
  5722. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5723. Round 2: drunken rat takes 98 damage.
  5724. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5725. You gain 9 Meat
  5726. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  5727. After Battle: You gain 1 Muscleboundness
  5728. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  5729. After Battle: You gain 1 Smarm
  5730. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5731.  
  5732. [59] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 3)
  5733. Encounter: drunken rat king
  5734. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5735. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Viewing Platform. As your train passes the viewing platform, the crowd shouts and cheers inspiring you!
  5736. Round 1: You gain 90 Fortitude
  5737. Round 1: You gain 100 Enchantedness
  5738. Round 1: You gain 78 Sarcasm
  5739. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5740. Round 2: drunken rat king takes 87 damage.
  5741. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5742. You gain 37 Meat
  5743. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  5744. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  5745. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  5746. You acquire an item: tangle of rat tails
  5747. After Battle: You gain 2 Beefiness
  5748. After Battle: You gain 11 Mysteriousness
  5749. After Battle: You gain 2 Cheek
  5750. After Battle: You gain 1 Fortitude
  5751.  
  5752. [60] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 2)
  5753. Encounter: 1984 Had Nothing on This Cellar
  5754. Took choice 514/1: Dump out the crate
  5755. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=514&option=1
  5756. You acquire rat whisker (3)
  5757.  
  5758. [61] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 1, col 1)
  5759. Encounter: Those Who Came Before You
  5760. Took choice 510/1: Search the body
  5761. choice.php?pwd&whichchoice=510&option=1
  5762. You acquire an item: Ben-Gal™ Balm
  5763. You acquire an item: shiny ring
  5764.  
  5765. [62] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 2, col 1)
  5766. Encounter: drunken rat
  5767. Round 0: Studentloans wins initiative!
  5768. Round 1: Your toy train moves ahead to the Prawn Silo. The prawn silo is empty, but the smell makes you crave prawns or anything to eat!
  5769. You acquire an effect: Craving Prawns (8)
  5770. Round 1: Studentloans attacks!
  5771. Round 2: drunken rat takes 103 damage.
  5772. Round 2: You watch with glee as Gabert extracts 4 drops of blood from your enemy. Then you listen with barely-concealed horror as he squirts the blood into your ear.
  5773. Round 2: You gain 8 hit points
  5774. Round 2: Studentloans wins the fight!
  5775. You gain 10 Meat
  5776. You acquire an item: rat whisker
  5777. You acquire an item: furry pill
  5778. After Battle: You gain 1 Beefiness
  5779. After Battle: You gain 6 Magicalness
  5780. After Battle: You gain 1 Strengthliness
  5781.  
  5782. [63] The Typical Tavern Cellar (row 3, col 1)
  5783. Encounter: The Tavern Cellar
  5784.  
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