o/|<action>waves at DecBot o/
KermM|<reply>KermM is still not your personal programmer.
ask|<reply>Don't ask to ask, or ask if anyone is here, or if anyone is alive, or if anyone uses something. Just ask!
utmaps|<reply>find the Cemetech UT2004 maps here http://tinyurl.com/utmaps
pillow|<reply>$nick wanted you to have this pillow.
topic|<reply>You should make a topic!
6/2(1+2)|<reply>=9
post|<reply>You should post in the thread.
account|<reply>You can register for a Cemetech account at http://www.cemetech.net/forum/profile.php?mode=register
DoorsCS|<reply>DoorsCS is a bot that helps us do things.
bashphorism|<reply>#bash The questioner will keep changing the original question until it drives the helpers in the channel insane.
etiquette|<reply>Read this, please: http://mywiki.wooledge.org/NetEtiquette
war|<reply>are we talking about programming languages again?
nayy|<reply>=^_^= NEKO
grammar|<reply>http://learnyourdamnhomophones.com/
emacs|<reply>a great operating system, lacking only a decent editor
vi|<reply>vi only has 2 modes: beep repeatedly, and break everything.
losing|fun!
ninja'd|<reply>Somebody typed faster to express the same sentiment.
introduce|<reply>You should introduce yourself: http://cemete.ch/t4925
implied|<reply> implied not found. Did you mean 'implode'?
implode|<action> collapses on itself
ed|<reply>What about him?
nyaa|<reply>=^_^= NEKO
developers|<reply>DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS, DEVELOPERS!
inception|<reply>BWAAAAHHHHNNNN See also: Inception
gedit z80|<reply>http://cemete.ch/t5867
moar|<reply>POST MOAR
kill|<reply>kills $1
nanananabooboo|<reply>You can't catch me!
cookie|<reply>Someone wanted you to have this cookie
mecookie|<reply>$nick wanted you to have this cookie
konami|<reply>↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
khorne|<reply>BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
spiders|<reply>suck
keys|http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Instruments_signing_key_controversy
nickspam|<reply>Bad.
tanner|<reply>Stop abusing the bot
linux|<reply>awesomeness
wabbit|<Reply>http://wabbit.codeplex.com/
Freebuild|<reply>Temporary Freebuild download link: http://sfgp.cemetech.net/fb1.5.2.tgz
overkill|<reply>IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
tokens|<reply>http://merthsoft.com/Tokens.zip
botabuse|<reply>Take it to /query (or #flood, but /query is better).
pastebin|<reply>Please use Pastebin (http://cemetech.pastebin.com/) to share your code.
rtfm|<reply>Read The Fantastic Manual
howask|<reply>How to ask Smart Questions http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
saxhelp|<reply>Admins: ~saxfail to enable DoorsCS backup saxjax, ~saxback to disable it
pokemonpurple|<reply> tifreak8x's TI-Basic Pokemon port. trust us its the best!
war2|<reply>Are we talking about editors again?
war3|<reply>Are we talking about shells again?
sugar|<reply>nospamplz
tokenszip|http://merthsoft.com/Tokens.zip
python|<reply>David, Kerm, Shaun, Merth, Willrandship, TC01, Kllrnohj
war4|<reply>Are we talking about operating systems again?
mint|<reply>burn it with fire
piracy|<reply>Not for this channel. Take it somewhere else.
minecraftchat|<reply>Please take it to this topic: http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5549
minecrafttalk|<reply>Please take it to this topic: http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5549
dcssdk|<reply>Doors CS 7 SDK http://dcs.cemetech.net/index.php?title=SDK
mplayer|<reply>having vlc steal your libraries and statically compile them has never been so fun!
vlc|<reply>statically compiled mplayer libraries surrounded by qt interface
Catherine|<reply>is _player1537 is Tanner
qazz|<reply>What a terrible night to have a curse
Castlevanis|<reply>Kill it with fire
nout|<reply>$nick sadly cannot play UT at this present time. :'(
war20|<reply>Are we talking about tev again?
notepad|bad at handling files larger than 64k
java|<reply>http://www.bash.org/?946461
spree|<reply>M-M-M-M-MONSTER POST
PTI|<reply>http://sgate.emt.bme.hu/patai/pindurti/
sax|<reply>SAX is the Simultaneous Asychronous eXchange chat widget written by Kerm. http://cemete.ch/t3072
war5|<reply>Are we talking about browsers again?
browserwar|<reply>Are we talking about browsers again?
oswar|<reply>Are we talking about operating systems again?
shellwar|<reply>Are we talking about shells again?
dcs|<reply>Downloads and documentation: http://dcs.cemetech.net
kitty|<reply>A cat is fine too.
calclink|<reply> Learn to link your calculator here: http://tifreakware.net/tutorials/link.htm
art|<reply>Art is arbitrary and fundamentally meaningless.
tifreak|a cupcake.
navi|<reply>Hey Listen!
fail|<reply>http://www.cemetech.net/img/misc/epicflail.jpg
alot|<reply>http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html
sara|<reply>http://xkcd.com/684/
flip|<reply>（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
unflip|<reply>┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
flip2|<reply>┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
space|<reply>You know what I hope's in space? Fire. I hope you go to space and catch on fire.
utip|<reply>Ask Kerm
nikky2|<reply>http://www.cemetech.net/img/misc/trollinhatin.jpg
party|<reply>http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/party-fails-after-aint-no-party-like-a-calculator-party.jpg
pr0n|<reply>http://i41.tinypic.com/9vk1fl.gif
randwar|<reply>Are we (fight|yell|scream|argu|rant|yapp|groan)ing about (shells|operating systems|editors|calculators|websites|your mother|religion) again?
nikky3|<reply>Nikky is a sincere, intelligent, and caring person who loves all people.
troll|<reply>A troll is a short little creature that hates all life. If you happen to run across one on the interwebs, be sure to spray it in the eyes with mace.
glk2|<reply><+glk> Ban calculators as weapons of math instruction.
glk3|<reply><glk> My other computer is a Turing punch tape machine
javasucks|<reply>http://f.asset.soup.io/asset/3004/4095_7f1a_390.jpeg
yes ut|<reply>I will gladly join you for UT gogogogo!
party2|<reply>* Michael_V brings out the 89 and 83+ with the orange DS slidecases, the 83+ silver edition, and the strobe lights and starts his own ticalc.org party
prizmc|<reply>There's no such thingas Prizm C. It's just C.
mlp|<reply>Kill it with fire.
OS243|<reply> http://education.ti.com/downloads/files/83plus/TI84Plus_OS243.8Xu
nano|<reply> Why is my source code full of :w's?
pico|<reply> Aww, what a cute editor!
にゃあ|<reply>=^_^= ~nyaa
prizmscreen|<reply> 384x216
panic|<reply>http://ompldr.org/vZm1w
sovietflip|<reply>┬──┬╯︵ /(.□. \）
Kyubey|<reply>/人◕‿‿◕人\ Anything is possible, if you make a contract with me!
nycat|<reply>ncat miku.acm.uiuc.edu 23
shaunnag|<reply> @shaun: nagnagnagTokensnagnagnag
lol|<reply>http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=969
tableflip|<reply>(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
tableunflip|<reply>┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
hahano|<reply><tcparetro> <+nikky> Lol that's so hilarious \ <tcparetro> <+nikky> you should do stand up
daisy|<reply>Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you.
thanks|<reply>*thakns
vim|<reply><Aoi-chan> everyone's first vi session. ^C^C^X^X^X^XquitqQ!qdammit [esc] qwertyuiopasdfghjkl;:xwhat
buru|<reply>Buruburuburuburuburuburuburu
woah|<reply>It's 'whoa'.
l4d|<reply>Jonimus, Merth, IkariTari, Catherine, others L4D2 gogogo?
bronies|<reply> They're comin right at us! *BLAM BLAM BLAMBLAM BLAM*
dance|<reply>^('-')^ ^('-')^ v('-')v v('-')v <('-'<) (>'-')> <('-'<) (>'-')> B A
narwhal|<reply>http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Narwhals/
flail|<reply>http://www.cemetech.net/img/misc/epicflail.jpg
IkariTari|<reply>Kerm's personal debugger.
whoosh|<reply>http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gif
regex|<reply>Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, I know, I'll use regular expressions. Now they have two problems.
wotd|a great idea
bot|<action> is a bot + + + + + does the robot
why|<reply>Why? Because we love you!
0x5|<reply>http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=969
magicka|<reply> IkariTari, Jonimus, Merth, Others, join us for some Wizard Suicide Simulator!
float|<reply>Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, 'I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic'. Now they have 2.000000000000000000001 problems.
php|<reply>"I think English is probably a better programming language than PHP." - Kerm
\o/|<reply>Stop it.
offtopic|<reply> WOOP WOOP offtopic alarm! WOOP WOOP
AHelper|<reply> Get yer butt in gear and get that there SDK done!
greek|<reply>ιτ'ς αλλ γρεεκ το με!
minecraft|<reply>Don't discuss Minecraft in SAX/IRC. Use topics. Also join mc.cemetech.net
xyzzy|<reply>Nothing happens.
linkdocs|<reply>http://merthsoft.com/linkguide/
errors|<reply>Don't just say it doesn't work. Give the exact error. If you think that more information than a line or two will be useful, paste the output on a pastebin site such as http://rafb.me
flip4|<reply>(╯°□°）╯︵ /(.□. \)
minecraftshoosh|<reply> http://tifreakware.net/images/STOPMINECRAFT.jpg
ponies|<reply>Take the ponytalk elsewhere. It is not welcome here.
yodawg|<reply>http://captionsearch.com/pix/y1hcmth24y.jpg
blub|<reply>Blub club! >(<')
bulb2|<reply>>(^') >(^') >(v') >(v') >(<') >(>') >(<') >(>')
yesut|<reply>$nick will gladly join you for UT gogogogo!
general|<reply>Why not ask your question as a general question to everyone who might know? See also: ~ask
nou|<reply>Actually, the thing that you have just accused me of is more applicable to yourself.
yesme|<reply>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-k5J4RxQdE
...|<reply>That's not the right way to use those.
supidity|<reply>Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
kyubey2|<reply>http://i.imgur.com/hx3mdO4.png
kermsleep|<reply> Find the definition of 'Sleep' for Kerm here: http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lilsg06DtU1qh2u0co1_500.jpg
wiener|<reply>Because Jonimus is a wiener.
fx-cg-cl|<reply>http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=8059
nagkerm|<reply> @KermM: nagnagnagstuffandthingsnagnagnag
.-.|<reply>.-. ʷʰʳʳʳʳ
kiwf|<reply>Kill it with fire.
deal|<reply>( •_•)>⌐■-■        (⌐■_■) Deal with it
emacs2|<reply>http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/029/8/3/emacs_user_at_work_by_earlcolour-d38aj2x.jpg
semicolon|<reply>http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
DCS8|<reply> Kerm programming gogogo
tilp|<reply>http://sourceforge.net/projects/tilp/files/tilp2-win32/tilp2-1.17/tilp-1.17.zip/download
tilpbeta|<reply>http://tiplanet.org/beta/setup.exe
tilplinux|<reply>http://lpg.ticalc.org/prj_tilp/download/install_tilp.sh
Goose|<reply> And this is why Goose is a sadist: http://themetapicture.com/what-math-stands-for/
programmers|<reply> http://themetapicture.com/programmers-vs-users/
systemtray|<reply>http://blogs.msdn.com/b/oldnewthing/archive/2003/09/10/54831.aspx
DIAF|<reply>http://i.imgur.com/B8Icw6q.gif
apostrophe|<reply>http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe
;|<reply>http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
'|<reply>http://theoatmeal.com/comics/apostrophe
z80bits|<reply>http://baze.au.com/misc/z80bits.html
wienerlist|<reply>Jonimus, shaun
µt|<reply> Let's play a scientific game of UT2004!
ports|<reply>http://tinyurl.com/83p-ports
doubt|<reply> When in doubt, ask benryves!
contest10|<reply>Cemetech Contest #10: Write physics programs, win one or two of 4 calculators. Info: http://cemete.ch/n603
Kerm|<reply> tha ghettoz most prolific graphin calculator programmer, or not your personal programmer
ticalc|<reply> http://www.ticalc.org Tha leadah in yo graphin calculator programmin hood
dicshaunary|<reply>You really don't need the ~ when you say that...
idiot|<reply>What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MRmxfLuNto
tapthat|<reply>https://xkcd.com/398/
damnit|<reply>http://english.stackexchange.com/questions/79282/dammit-vs-damnit
dcssdk2|<reply> http://www.cemetech.net/programs/index.php?mode=file&id=470
No wars|<reply> Null: programming languages; 2: editors; 3: shells; 4: OSes; 5: browsers
bakercat|<reply>http://belarr.com/bakercat/
No .-.|<reply>.-.~~ ʷʰʳʳʳʳ
Splash|<reply> Magikarp used Splash! It was super effective! Yamcha fainted..
ftpmustdie|<reply>http://mywiki.wooledge.org/FtpMustDie
bored|<reply>If you're bored you're boring. Go do something instead of complaining about it.
blasdflkh|<reply>http://jonimoose.net/calcstuff/blasdflkh.txt
binsprite|<reply>http://merthsoft.com/binsprite.html
comic|<reply> [18:36] <nikkybot> comicidiot is a hypocrite. or a pet duck. named Mr. Chuckles...
xlibpalette|<reply>http://merthsoft.com/rgbhlpalette.png
xlibcpalette|<reply>http://dcs.cemetech.net/index.php/DCSE:BasicLibs:DrawShape#Color_Values
overgoat|<reply>http://media.taricorp.net/sc2n/day9/overgoat.ogg
when|<reply>When its ready.
UTgog|<reply>http://www.gog.com/game/unreal_tournament_2004_ece
shame|<reply>http://www.ticalc.org/archives/news/articles/6/69/69778.html
DATAonMATH|<reply>http://web.archive.org/web/20120210004232/http://grahamkendall.net/
documentationflip|<reply>(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━uoıʇɐʇuǝɯnɔop━┻
install_tilp.sh|<reply> http://lpg.ticalc.org/prj_tilp/download/install_tilp.sh
hcwp|<reply>Have Calc, Will Program, every Wednesday at 8pm ET! https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/event/cfsg1nmjnppa31u6en7l177ok68
quiz|<reply>Join #cemetech-quiz for an exciting trivia quiz gogogo
comfort|<reply> Comfort is irrelevant!
isthatbetter|<reply> Affirmative
factoids|<reply>http://jonimoose.net/calcstuff/factoids.txt
jstified|<reply>http://cemete.ch/emu
dishonor|<reply> Dishonor on you! Dishonor on your cow!
Moffat|a disgrace to television.
noaoe|<reply>$nick unfortunately cannot play Age of Empires 2 HD at this time
skifree34|<reply>http://ski.ihoc.net/abom_fu.gif
food|<reply>$nick needs food :'(
recursion|<reply>Please see the ~recursion command
problem|<reply>Some people, when confronted with a problem, think, I know, I'll use $*. Now they have two problems.
editors|<reply>http://i.imgur.com/IRrBM0A.jpg
banhammer|<action> gets out the banhammer ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▋ Ò╭╮Ó
nikkyforadmin2014|<reply> Wait, nikky isn't already an admin?
linkguide|<reply>http://merthsoft.com/linkguide/
spice|<reply>THE SPICE MUST FLOW
flipallthetables|<reply> ┻━┻ ︵ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
shutup|<reply> <@nikky> Nobody cares about UT
debug|<reply>http://ericlippert.com/2014/03/05/how-to-debug-small-programs/
decbot|<reply>http://decbot.cemetech.net/scores/
tokenide|<reply>TokenIDE is awesome. See cemete.ch/t10098 for more awesomeness.
motivation|<reply> THIS IS AMAZING! I FEEL INCREDIBLE! YES! YES! YES! YES! I CAN WIN! I FEEL GREAT! I. CAN. DO. THIS!! AAAHHH!
mc|<reply>Move Minecraft discussion to #cemetech-mc, or use the forum. MC server is mc.cemetech.net ; DynMap is http://mc.cemetech.net:8122/
Kermbook|<reply>"Programming": http://www.amazon.com/dp/1617290777/ | Using : http://www.amazon.com/dp/161729084X
karma|<reply>Decbot does the karma, not me.
shaun|<reply>Not your personal musician.
freespeech|<reply>http://xkcd.com/1357/
programming|<reply>Programming is easy; building software is hard.
computers|<reply>All computers are just carefully organized sand. Everything is hard until someone makes it easy. | http://xkcd.org/1349/
Kermpaper|<reply>PAPER|THESIS WRITING GOGOGOGOGOGO
Dense|<reply> http://tifreakware.net/images/dense.jpg
rules|<reply>Don't be irritating to the staff.
nikkykip|<reply>http://i.imgur.com/NKzwiVb.jpg
bash.org|<reply>Roses are red, violets are blue, you read bash.org, WE ALL DO TOO.
liljon|<reply>IF I WASNT N MUSIC I WULD B A PSYCHIATRIST
regex2|<reply>http://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags
nohw|<reply>$nick unfortunately cannot play Hedgewars at this time
yeshw|<reply>$nick is happy to join you for Hedgewars!
motivation2|<reply> http://9gag.com/gag/azbwANz?ref=fbp
mccoy|<reply>I'm a doctor, Jim, not an engineer!
nag|<reply>When in doubt, nag comic!
volunteers|<reply> We contribute our time here because we love teaching. Our time is valuable, our lives are busy, and we'll respond to good questions if we have the time and inclination. Please be patient.
what|dat
aoe|<reply>KermM, AHelper, tifreak, nikky, ordelore, Kaslai, unknownln, elfprince, qazz42, pyrotechn, others, Age of Empires 2 HD?
potatoes|<reply> Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew..
nagahelper|<reply>AHelper, Redintegrate and gCAS gogogogogo
whrrrr|<reply>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KU3rcptyfhE
hrwo|<reply>https://plus.google.com/hangouts/_/event/cablf14737sqoa77tsdihin2g9s
PullTheLeverKronk|<reply>WRONG LEVERRRRRRRR!
war6|<reply>Are we arguing about hg, git, SVN, and CVS again?
No, scores|<reply>http://decbot.cemetech.net/scores/
Away|<reply>Away nicks are a bannable offence, please read http://bisqwit.iki.fi/jutut/away.html
xkcd|<reply>There's an XKCD that relates to this.
war7|<reply>Are we arguing about smartphone OSes again?
wars|<reply>null: programming languages ; 2: editors; 3: shells; 4: OSes; 5: browsers; 6: DCVSes; 7: Phone OSes
xd|not an actual face. Stop it.
posf|<reply>You should posf on the Comictech foam.
dinner|<reply>Sorry, $nick needs to fulfill their mortal need for tasty sustenance.
laundry|<reply>The bane of modern life.
nagunknown|<reply>@Unknownln: nagnagstuffandthingsnagnag (calculator C compiler work gogogogo)
test|<reply>Just testing.
++|<reply>Our karma system rewards people or things for being helpful, intelligent, funny, or useful.
forth|<reply>I think you meant to type FORTH .
kermflip|<reply>(╯°□°)╯︵ɯɯɹǝʞ
ban|<reply>When in doubt, ban Ultimate Dev'r!
givewhitelist|test cookie cemetech thread post posf introduce decbot dcswiki prizm topic ask wikiti lmgtfy
mantra|<reply>"Quality over quantity" is the goal of Cemetech. Posting is great, but it's best when it adds constructively to a discussion or is used for well-phrased questions.
angryflip|<reply>http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=007429
yesish|<reply>$nick wants to do that thing, but will do it in a bit, like 5 minutes or an hour or so.
starcraft|<reply>KermM, Merth, DJ_O, Tari, elfprince, others: Starcraft gogogogo?
hater|<reply><nikkybot> 3. don't be a hater.
merth|<reply>Don't greet Merth--how many times do I have to say it!
topblame|<reply>Blame Kerm for making poor dictatorial decisions.
gitblame|<reply>Blame elfprince for making the system super-complicated. We'll do it live!
creation|<reply>There is no other scientifically sound explanation for the creation of the universe.
languages|<reply>"There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about and the ones nobody uses." - Bjarne Stroustrup
28d|<reply>Updated Learn TI-83 Plus Assembly In 28 Days: http://media.taricorp.net/83pa28d/welcome.html
yesblame|<reply>Yes, when in doubt, $nick will blame comicIDIOT.
No, blame|<reply>When in doubt, blame Ephraim!
coffee|<reply>$nick, please accept this steaming cup of coffee with my compliments: C[_] http://theoatmeal.com/comics/semicolon
nikky|<reply>The glue that holds the TI community together, or http://calcg.org/cgi-bin/files.cgi?id=236 .
doctorwho|<reply><nikky> Doctor Who That's not the right way to use those. is pretty ok
comicsleep|<reply> Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
ez80|<reply>Zilog ez80 maual: http://www.zilog.com/docs/um0077.pdf
Iambian|<reply>It be crunk in dis hizzle, fa rizzle?
glk|<reply>My url has vast 89 data in MATH http://grahamkendall.org/
rocketsurgery|http://www.turkeyandghost.com/3
blame|<reply>When in doubt, blame comic!
etiquette2|<reply>Please read http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10262
analogref|<reply>https://www.ti.com/seclit/ml/slyw038a/slyw038a.pdf
brokegit|<reply>http://ibrokegit.com/
ut|<reply>Jonimus, Kaslai, geekboy, CVSoft, Ahelper, KermM, pyrotechn, Eeems, Hayleia, Qazz42, EarthDrag, Abrum, others: UT2004 gogogogo?
programmingsucks|<reply>http://www.stilldrinking.org/programming-sucks
tiprogrameditor|<reply>http://tifreakware.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=47&t=203
patrickd|<reply> [PatrickD] The TI-85 shall reign supreme, always and forever
eta|<reply>When It's Ready™
ticalccd|<reply>https://archive.org/details/ticalc-org-cd
zds|<reply>http://store.zilog.com/index.php?option=com_ixxocart&Itemid=1&p=product&id=28&parent=5
scores|<reply>http://decbot.cemetech.net
quotes|<reply>http://decbot.cemetech.net/quotes/
netiquette|<reply>Cemetech netiquette: http://www.cemetech.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=10262
z80|<reply>Zilog z80 Manual: http://www.zilog.com/manage_directlink.php?filepath=docs/z80/um0080&extn=.pdf
hw|<reply>KermM, Hooloovoo/Hoolootwo, comic, unknownln, EinHelfer/AHelper, M. I. Wright, Ivoah, others: Hedgewars gogogogo?
ti86flip|98-ıʇ
bwt|<reply>badwordtest
z80time|<reply>z80 opcode hex and timing: http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/1/110.html
partitioning|<reply>Proper disk partitioning visual guide: http://www.cemetech.net/img/misc/partitioning.jpg
powercycle|<reply>Have you tried turning it off and on again? https://youtu.be/nn2FB1P_Mn8
textspeak|<reply> http://tifreakware.net/cemetech/typememe.jpg