The great chainsaw fight of 2014

Chance Stahl asks, "you know hoe to into telescience?"
Man Jackson says, "I know all about it"
Chance Stahl says, "can i adventure with you"
Man Jackson says, "Sure"
Chance Stahl says, "sweet"
Walter Beedell says, "im ready for enything"
Chance Stahl says, "should i make some medicines"
Walter Beedell says, "open portal to the ice moon pleasew"
Walter Beedell says, "please"
Chance Stahl says, "walter"
Chance Stahl says, "that suit wont protect you"
Chance Stahl says, "youll freeze"
Walter Beedell says, "its worked before"
Walter Beedell says, "just open the portal"
Walter Beedell says, "TOOO ICE MOON"
Walter Beedell says, "PLEASE"
Man Jackson says, "OK"
Man Jackson says, "On the pad with you"
Walter Beedell asks, "cmon with ,e?"
Walter Beedell asks, "or not?"
Man Jackson says, "I'll stay here and operate"
Walter Beedell says, "open the portal please"
Chance Stahl whispers, "your dithcing them arent you"
Man Jackson says, "The portal drains power too fast"
Man Jackson says, "I'll send you"
Walter Beedell says, "then julius"
Walter Beedell says, "cya"
Julius Chauvin says, "Later"
Mr. Beepsky beeps, "Level10infractionalert"
Mr. Beepsky points at Julius Chauvin!
ÿJulius Chauvin has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
Chance Stahl says, "uh"
Julius Chauvin [145.9] stammers, "oouuull yooouu oopennn thee llaassttt sshhiieeeellldd"
Chance Stahl says, "well ok then"
Marcus Faqua [145.9] says, "Good job telesci"
Man Jackson says, "Oh dear"
Man Jackson says, "I can fix this"
Julius Chauvin [145.9] stammers, "PPPleaase"
Walter Beedell [145.9] exclaims, "guys recive me quick!"
Julius Chauvin [145.9] stammers, "BBootth dddooorrss"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "IM DIEING"
Man Jackson says, "Oh shit no hang on that's not fixing it"
Chance Stahl asks, "fire?"
Julius Chauvin [145.9] says, "Now open the public door"
Mr. Beepsky beeps, "Level10infractionalert"
Mr. Beepsky points at Man Jackson!
Chance Stahl says, "erm"
Chance Stahl asks, "should i get a space suit for the ice moon?"
Julius Chauvin [145.9] says, "Thanks"
Man Jackson says, "Supposedly the orange suits work quite well"
Chance Stahl asks, "or are we going biodome?"
Julius Chauvin [145.9] says, "Now open the tele-sci door"
nERD [145.9] states, "I have secured the rogue Beepsky in the Telescience Teleporter"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "SCIENCE DUDES RECIVE ME PLEASE QUICK"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "IM AT THE SPOT"
Chance Stahl says, "i know the biodome pretty well"
Man Jackson says, "Huh, now that's strange"
Chance Stahl says, "hes crying for help"
nERD [145.9] queries, "Telescience, can you send rogue Beepsky to space?"
Man Jackson says, "How"
Man Jackson says, "Did that happen"
Mr. Beepsky beeps, "Level10infractionalert"
Mr. Beepsky points at Chance Stahl!
Mr. Beepsky beeps, "Level10infractionalert"
Mr. Beepsky points at Man Jackson!
ÿ!You push the wall but nothing happens!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
Man Jackson [145.9] stammers, "WWeellll noo AAIII"
Man Jackson [145.9] stammers, "Noowwe ee aan'''t"
nERD [145.9] states, "Beepsky has wrecked Telescience"
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMan Jackson has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMr. Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Man Jackson!
Man Jackson [145.9] stammers, "YYOU HAAVVEE RRIIINNEED EEEVVERYYTTHHHIINNGGGG"
ÿChance Stahl attacks Man Jackson in the chest with the fire extinguisher!
ÿ... and lands a devastating hit!
ÿChance Stahl attacks Man Jackson in the chest with the fire extinguisher!
Mr. Beepsky beeps, "Level10infractionalert"
Mr. Beepsky points at Chance Stahl!
ÿChance Stahl has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿChance Stahl has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿChance Stahl has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿChance Stahl has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿChance Stahl has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿChance Stahl has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿChance Stahl has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMr. Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Chance Stahl!
ÿ You begin to recover.
Man Jackson [145.9] stammers, "Reeqquueestttinnggg ttthh eennttttiiirree rreeewwww ttoo tteeeellescii"
Mr. Beepsky beeps, "Level10infractionalert"
Mr. Beepsky points at Meccus!
ÿMeccus has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMeccus has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMeccus has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMeccus has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMeccus has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMeccus has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
Man Jackson [145.9] stammers, "KKK AIII liisstnn ccaarreefffuullllllyy"
ÿMeccus has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMeccus has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMeccus has been stunned by Mr. Beepsky!
ÿMr. Beepsky is trying to put handcuffs on Meccus!
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Shut both telesci shutters"
nERD [145.9] states, "Beepsky is beating the piss out of Meccus the Monkey"
ÿChance Stahl attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "TELE GUYS YOU DIDNT SEND ME TO ICE MOON"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "GET ME OUT QUICK"
Chance Stahl [145.9] asks, "AI cna you turn off this beepsky?"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "AI you have'nt shut the inner doors"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "We need all shutters close"
nERD [145.9] states, "Both shutters are close"
nERD [145.9] states, "And I don't think I can turn off Beepsky"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "So they are"
nERD [145.9] states, "he refuses my authority"
Maximus Simmons [145.9] says, "HELP"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "OK, set coordinates to"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "just open the portal please"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "58.5, 91"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "6"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "And receive"
ÿChance Stahl attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Man Jackson [145.9] asks, "AI?"
Man Jackson says, "I wouldn't"
Man Jackson says, "You'll make beepsky move"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "QUICK"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] says, "giving out red chainsaw arms at robotics"     << REMEMBER THIS
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Set telesci coordinates to 58.5, 91, 6"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Then hit receive twice"
ÿChance Stahl manages to remove the handcuffs!
Mr. Beepsky beeps, "Level10infractionalert"
Mr. Beepsky points at Chance Stahl!
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Never mind AI"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Telesci has been freed of the Beepsky menace"
ÿYou attempt to remove your handcuffs. (This will take around 45 seconds and you need to stand still)
ÿMan Jackson attempts to remove the handcuffs!
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Now you chuckleheads have to deal with him"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "WHY YOU NOY HELPING ME"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Shut down the portal please AI"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "NO NO NO"
Man Jackson flips in Noah Buttes's general direction.
ÿ You begin to recover.
Man Jackson says, "fuck"
Walter Beedell [145.9] asks, "MY PORTAL?"
Man Jackson asks, "uncuff me please?"
ÿNoah Buttes is trying to unhandcuff Man Jackson!
Damian Garneys [145.9] stammers, "wwhhoo seett tthhhee e--mmmaaggggggeed beeeeppskkyy llloooosseeee ohhhh ggoddd"
Man Jackson says, "Thansk"
Chance Stahl says, "atleast i got rid of him"
Robert Vince [145.9] says, "HELP"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "help"
Robert Vince [145.9] says, "Red chainsaws: bad"
Walter Beedell [145.9] says, "HELP"
Noah Buttes [145.9] stammers, "OHHHH GOODDDD"
Chance Stahl says, "music to my ears"
Noah Buttes [145.9] stammers, "MRR.. BBEEEEEPPKKYY"
Walter Beedell says, "HELLO"
Man Jackson says, "Hi"
Noah Buttes [145.9] stammers, "HHEE AANN''TTTT CCUFFFFF MME"
Shitty Bill [145.9] asks, "What're you lookin' at, buddy?"
Walter Beedell exclaims, "TWO ICE MOON!"
nERD [145.9] states, "Melanie Blowfist has foolishly signed up as Chef."
Noah Buttes [145.9] stammers, "SSO HHEE''''SS JJUUSTTTT GGOIINNG TOO KKEEPPPP SSTTUNIINGGG ME"
Man Jackson asks, "Where was it I sent you?"
Walter Beedell says, "THAT WASNT ICE MOON"
nERD [145.9] states, "Beepsky is wrecking the entire Station one fool at a time"
Walter Beedell says, "I DONT KNOW"
Walter Beedell says, "I COULDNT TOUCH I THING"
Man Jackson asks, "Why not?"
Walter Beedell says, "THERE WERE SYNDIES MATRIANS AND SHIT HAPPENIG"
Man Jackson says, "Interesting"
Chance Stahl exclaims, "i wanna go!"
Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "Awww wait what"
Man Jackson says, "Gimme a second"
Man Jackson says, "I'll get him to ice moon"
Walter Beedell says, "THERE WAS A ENTIRE CIVAL WAR BETWEEN THEM GUYS"
Chance Stahl says, "sweet"
Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "Having a chainsaw arm counts as being double armed for purposes of handcuffing"
Walter Beedell says, "OK"
Chance Stahl asks, "you ok walter?"
Walter Beedell says, "TWO ICE MOON"
Chance Stahl says, "actua;;y"
Chance Stahl says, "i need a proper space suit"
Walter Beedell says, "WAIT"
Walter Beedell says, "GET ME ONE"
Walter Beedell says, "TOO"
Man Jackson says, "Right, get on the pad"
Man Jackson says, "The orange suit are fine"
Walter Beedell says, "ok"
Nathan Zabloaf [145.9] says, "HE'S BEEP-ZERK"
Damian Garneys [145.9] stammers, "ooohh gggoodd"
*teleport*
Walter Beedell [145.9] exclaims, "QUUICK!"
The PDA softly beeps.
Noah Buttes [145.9] stammers, "GGGGOOD DDAAMMMMNN IIITTTT"
Man Jackson says, "Walter, I hope you're watching."
Man Jackson raises both of his middle fingers.

Nikolas Smirnov screams!
Man Jackson says, "Hi"
Nikolas Smirnov screams!
Man Jackson says, "Just my little joke"
Nikolas Smirnov says, "rude"
Chance Stahl says, "?hue"
ÿthe reinforced window has been hit by Nikolas Smirnov with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw
Man Jackson says, "Get on the pad and I'll send you back"
ÿthe reinforced window has been hit by Nikolas Smirnov with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw
Nikolas Smirnov releases flatus.
ÿthe grille has been hit by Nikolas Smirnov with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw
ÿthe grille has been hit by Nikolas Smirnov with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw
ÿNikolas Smirnov was shocked by the grille!
Nikolas Smirnov says, "ouch"
ÿthe reinforced window has been hit by Nikolas Smirnov with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw
Man Jackson says, "I said get on the pad"
Man Jackson says, "I'll send you back"
ÿthe reinforced window has been hit by Nikolas Smirnov with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw
Nikolas Smirnov farts like a goone!
ÿChance Stahl knocks on the reinforced window.
ÿ!Nikolas Smirnov has added the scalpel to the utility belt!
Man Jackson says, "Bye"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] says, "damn it man jackson rude"
Chance Stahl says, "where did you send him"
Man Jackson asks, "Remember Walter?"
Chance Stahl says, "hue"
Chance Stahl says, "he may survive"
Man Jackson says, "Nah"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] asks, "hey noah could you pick me up at the martain station?"
Chance Stahl says, "that arm is pretty robust"
Man Jackson says, "Well"
Man Jackson says, "Aw"
Man Jackson says, "He's got to get through many mutants"
Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "Also, sure, smirnov, lemme just give this guy an arm"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] says, "ok"

Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] says, "I gave several people chainsaw arms and the are being used correctly"
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] asks, "so does anyone else want chainsaw arms?"
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] asks, "so does anyone else want chainsaw arms?"
Johnny Doeson [145.9] says, "If I did, I'd have one less hand to work with."
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] says, "true but you would also have a chainsaw arm"
ÿYou have been implanted by Man Jackson.
ÿYou implanted the implant into Man Jackson.
The implanted microbomb implant will detonate upon unintentional death.

Man Jackson says, "I am interested in this 'chaining saws arm'"
ÿMan Jackson lies down on Operating Table.
Nikolas Smirnov coughs.
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Man Jackson screams!
ÿNikolas Smirnov attacks Man Jackson in the right arm with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw!
Nikolas Smirnov breaks wind!
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
ÿNikolas Smirnov starts to move Man Jackson onto the operating table.
Man Jackson says, "Now that is an efficient way to do surgery"
Nikolas Smirnov says, "yes"
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Man Jackson asks, "How'd you get so many saws?"
Nikolas Smirnov says, "I'll show you after"
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Man Jackson says, "Cool"
ÿNikolas Smirnov slices through the skin and flesh of Man Jackson's right arm with the scalpel.
Man Jackson screams!
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
ÿNikolas Smirnov throws the scalpel.
ÿNikolas Smirnov saws through the bone of Man Jackson's right arm with the circular saw.
ÿNikolas Smirnov throws the circular saw.
ÿNikolas Smirnov cuts through the remaining strips of skin holding Man Jackson's right arm on with the scalpel.
ÿNikolas Smirnov throws the scalpel.
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Nikolas Smirnov says, "you ok"
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Man Jackson gasps, "Deep red"
ÿMan Jackson has Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw attached to its stump by Nikolas Smirnov.
ÿNikolas Smirnov attaches Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw to your stump. It doesn't look very secure!
ÿNikolas Smirnov staples Man Jackson's right Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw arm securely to their stump with the staple gun.
Man Jackson gasps, "crriit"
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Man Jackson moans.
Man Jackson moans.
Man Jackson gasps, "ddoo NNNNOOOOT leett mmmme ddiiiee"
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Man Jackson shivers.
Man Jackson gasps, "iit wwiill ggoo bbaddlllyy"
ÿ You are resting. Click 'rest' to toggle back to stand.
Man Jackson shivers.
ÿNikolas Smirnov throws First-Aid.
ÿYou feel weak!
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' beeps, "Don't worry, I'm trained for this!"
Medibot - 'Head Surgeon' points at Man Jackson!
ÿ!Nikolas Smirnov applies the healing patch to Man Jackson.
ÿ!The styptic powder stings like hell as it closes some of your wounds.
Man Jackson screams!
This is Man Jackson.
ÿ!You look closely at Man Jackson.
ÿ!*---------*
ÿ!This is  Man Jackson!
ÿMan Jackson is wearing a bloody  scientist's jumpsuit!
ÿ!Man Jackson has a  Research Headset by his mouth.
ÿ!Man Jackson has a  gas mask on his face.
ÿ!Man Jackson has a  Gas Tank (Oxygen) on his back.
ÿ!Man Jackson is wearing  Man Jackson's ID Card (Scientist).
ÿMan Jackson looks severely injured!
ÿ!*---------*
ÿ!Nikolas Smirnov applies the healing patch to Man Jackson.
ÿ!The styptic powder stings like hell as it closes some of your wounds.
Man Jackson screams!
ÿ!You feel better.
Man Jackson stammers, "II fffeeeell beetttteeerrr!!!!"
Man Jackson stammers, "uupp iiiinnttoo yeellllooow"
Nikolas Smirnov points to Robotics Supplies
Man Jackson says, "I have salicylic in me so"
Man Jackson says, "I seee"
Nikolas Smirnov says, "hit the box"
Nikolas Smirnov nods.
Man Jackson says, "Aha"
Man Jackson says, "I remember this trick now"
Nikolas Smirnov says, "If you want I can give you another"
Man Jackson says, "I think one will be enough, thanks"
Man Jackson salutes.
Nikolas Smirnov nods.
ÿthe grille has been hit by Marcus Faqua with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw
Misto Maxo says, "oops"
ÿthe grille has been hit by Marcus Faqua with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw
Galactic Empire Update


All Clear


The Solar Flare has safely passed Space Hub 86. Communications should be restored to normal.


Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] says, "glorious"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] asks, "so how many people are still alive and have chainsaw arms?"
Marcus Faqua [145.9] says, "Probablt nearly everyone still alive"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "QUite a few Nikolas"
nERD [145.9] states, "It's actually ok aside from the rampent gangs of chainsaw-armed murderers"
Man Jackson [145.9] asks, "Should we have a free for all?"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Just like"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "All get together and fight"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] says, "yea that would be amazing"
Misto Maxo [145.9] says, "i see the problem"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Everyone with chainsaw arms to the chapel"
Marcus Faqua [145.9] asks, "In the chapel perhaps?"
nERD [145.9] states, "If the Engine gets fixed we'll be fairly well set"
nERD [145.9] states, "Walter Poehl has foolishly signed up as Staff Assistant."
Roger Jerome [145.9] asks, "Crew is the person who created all the meat dead?"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "We'd best wait for more"
nERD [145.9] states, "Ya, Lilian exploded from a micro bomb"
Marcus Faqua nods.
Roger Jerome [145.9] says, "Great"
Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "God damn forcefield artifacts"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] asks, "ok anyone else a red chainsaw before I die?"
Marcus Faqua [145.9] says, "All Chainsaw arm members to teh chapel for a SHOWDOWN"
Man Jackson says, "Huh."
Marcus Faqua [145.9] says, "You wimp Noah"
Walter Poehl [145.9] says, "I WANT A CHAINSAW ARM TOO PLEASE"
Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "I AM STUCK NOW"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Station's fine"
nERD [145.9] states, "Station's not too bad, HoP"
Man Jackson asks, "Are we going to get any more in the chapel?"
Marcus Faqua says, "Dunno"
Walter Poehl [145.9] says, "open the back door"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "One more time, everyone with a chainsaw arm to the chapel"
Man Jackson says, "One more time, everyone with a chainsaw arm to the chapel"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] says, "coming"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "We're gonna have a big ol' brawl"
Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "I'd rather not become meat"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Then win"

Marcus Faqua exclaims, "Chainsaw monkey showed up!"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] exclaims, "oh shit its the money!"
Man Jackson asks, "Does the monkey have chainsaw arm?"
Nikolas Smirnov says, "yea"
Man Jackson says, "I love it"
Man Jackson says, "Monkey for most dangerous"
Man Jackson says, "I think we're getting one more"
Man Jackson [145.9] says, "Fuck it, BRAWL START"
Nikolas Smirnov screams!
ÿMan Jackson attacks Nikolas Smirnov in the chest with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw!
ÿ... and lands a devastating hit!
Man Jackson screams!
ÿMarcus Faqua attacks Man Jackson in the head with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw!
ÿ You begin to recover.
ÿMarcus Faqua attacks Man Jackson in the chest with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw!
ÿ... and lands a devastating hit!
ÿNikolas Smirnov attacks Man Jackson in the right arm with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw!
ÿ... and lands a devastating hit!
ÿthe grille has been hit by Marcus Faqua with Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw
ÿ!You have given up life and succumbed to death.
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
ÿthe scientist's jumpsuit catches on fire!
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
ÿWhite Shoes catches on fire!
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Man Jackson emits a small clicking noise.
Man Jackson seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
ÿMarcus Faqua's left arm flies off in a bloody arc!
Marcus Faqua screams!
ÿ400 Credits catches on fire!
ÿNikolas Smirnov's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
ÿMarcus Faqua's left leg flies off in a bloody arc!
ÿNikolas Smirnov's Pappy Blunderstorm's chainsaw flies off in a oily arc!
ÿMarcus Faqua's right leg flies off in a bloody arc!
Misto Maxo [145.9] says, "keep all the smes charging at max"
Misto Maxo says, "keep all the smes charging at max"
Marco Fisher says, "ok thats it"
DEAD: Ghost (Lilian Reade) wails, "OH GOD"
This is a floor.
DEAD: Ghost (Lilian Reade) moans, "AHAHAHA"
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) wails, "RIP"
Nikolas Smirnov [145.9] gasps, "mmyy aarrrmmss!!"
Nikolas Smirnov gasps, "mmyy aarrrmmss!!"
Misto Maxo [145.9] says, "and outputting at around 30k"
Misto Maxo says, "and outputting at around 30k"
Noah Buttes [145.9] says, "Looks like someone else had a buncha microbombs"
Noah Buttes says, "Looks like someone else had a buncha microbombs"
nERD states, "Chapel just exploded"
nERD [145.9] states, "Chapel just exploded"
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) wails, "THE PERFECT PLOY"
Nikolas Smirnov seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
DEAD: Ghost (Kinda Brick Logue) wails, "that was awesome"
Free Kony [145.9] says, "suck it up nikolas, you sissy"
Free Kony says, "suck it up nikolas, you sissy"
DEAD: Ghost (Lilian Reade) laments, "that was perfect"
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) laments, "the ultimate trick"
nERD states, "Please evac the wounded"
nERD [145.9] states, "Please evac the wounded"
Roger Jerome [145.9] says, "Well there was a brawl going on"
Roger Jerome says, "Well there was a brawl going on"
DEAD: Ghost (Nikolas Smirnov) laments, "god bless america"
Marcus Faqua gasps.
Johnny Doeson asks, "What?"
Johnny Doeson asks, "What are you doing?"
Johnny Doeson asks, "Are you a traitor?"
Marcus Faqua gasps.
DEAD: Ghost (Nikolas Smirnov) moans, "this better be going on the best moments thread"
Marco Fisher says, "i was just scanning you"
Marcus Faqua seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Marcus Faqua gasps.
Misto Maxo [145.9] says, "now forgive me if the engine pops, but its making power now at least"
Misto Maxo says, "now forgive me if the engine pops, but its making power now at least"
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) laments, "marcus is hanging on but oh"
Roger Jerome [145.9] says, "Someone fix the power problem"
Roger Jerome says, "Someone fix the power problem"
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) laments, "there he goes"
This is a floor.
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) wails, "this round has been a good one"
Free Kony [145.9] says, "that's not my job"
Free Kony says, "that's not my job"
nERD states, "The power problem should be resolved"
nERD [145.9] states, "The power problem should be resolved"
DEAD: Ghost (Marcus Faqua) laments, "....Such a cheater Man, Ahahaha"
Nathan Zabloaf [145.9] says, "WORST ESCAPE POD"
Nathan Zabloaf says, "WORST ESCAPE POD"
Virtual Alfred Young gasps, "IM shffUCgh IN V shPACE"
Virtual Alfred Young [145.9] gasps, "IM shffUCgh IN V shPACE"
Roger Jerome says, "Walter"
This is a floor.
Noah Buttes says, "Hi"
DEAD: Ghost (Marcus Faqua) grumps, "What was that, 10 mircobombs?"
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) laments, "yep"
DEAD: Ghost (Man Jackson) moans, "the only traitor tool I know how to use effectively"