Custom CAH

Who knew that ____ actually tasted like ____?
Christopher Mintz-Plasse.
A succulent piece of ass.
My milkshake.
Making your butt hole bigger.
Drunken, lubed Twister.
Barney and Friends.
Sabado Gigante.
The bottom line.
Red wine.
Curly fries.
In this paper, we examine possible correlations between ____ and ____.
The evolution of man.
My only weakness.
New on Broadway: ____ stars as ____ in ____.
I like to use ____ for the purpose of ____.
The Louisiana Purchase.
A European boy band.
France France Revolution.
Bodily fluids.
Biffles.
Girl scout cookies laced with cannabis.
The 90's.
A huge honkin' hubba bubba penis.
The Obama administration.
Damn it feels good to be ____.
Asking the important questions in life.
Who stole ____ from the cookie jar? ____.
Rockin' shades.
A glory hole whack-a-mole.
My boyish figure.
Coming on Eileen.
What don't you want to find sticking out of the glory hole?
Ripping the loudest fart.
____ and ____, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Luscious locks.
Who run the world?
____ brings all the boys to the yard.
Some mutha-effin bacon!
Today's pop hits.
Vaggie Tales.
Fine leather goods.
My innocence.
Machiavellian vibes.
My humps.
My lovely lady lumps.
Good-quality bourbon.
White power.
Margaret Thatcher in a string bikini.
Who's the baddest mofo?
The Battle of the Bulge.
Acquitting Santa of reverse burglary.
Why am I banned from the daycare center?
Gettin' naughty.
The loss of a loved one.
Literally having sex with your pillow.
Not dying.
How do I maintain my sexy bod?
Sunbathing in the nude.
Bitchez on mah dick.
All the king's men.
____ is just a euphemism for ____.
What's Dora exploring now?
Kunta Kinte.
Punching a tween.
Being black and beautiful.
An uncomfortable fart.
Fergalicious definition: ____.
Tutenkhamen's mummified ding dong.
Cleopatra's mummified cha cha.
Oprah statistics.
Oprah's PR team fabricating statistics.
Cyberbullying iCarly.
MonicaLewinskyVEVO.
Deez nuts.
R. Kelly.
____ COME TO B R A S I L.
KITTIES!!!!!
His or her penis.
A youth minister.
Straight pimpin' in a 2006 Chrysler minivan.
A crappy Indian dude who thinks he's all that.
Mormon step aerobics.
The lesser-known eighth dwarf, Horny.
Giving it to her straight.
Obama / Osama midget porn.
Washing the semen out of my hair.
The bump-and-grind.
A totally unconvincing amateur drag queen giving it her all.
A mouthful.
Scaring the innocent.
My sugar daddy.
3-vs-3 pickup basketball with my dominatrices.
My gender-bending alter ego.
Cocaine at my bar mitzvah.
White-out.
Banana phone.
What's the best part of the quinceañera festivities?
The one inevitable black person.
An overgrown orangutan.
Basically sex.
Inspirational racism.
A hearty mazel tov.
Being hungry like the wolf.
What's got me all sweaty and bothered?
I got ____ and I'm not afraid to use it!
Super AIDS.
White and dark meat.
A knick-knack paddy-whack.
____, if you know what I mean.
Everything I needed to know I learned from ____.
You're momma!!
Homeless people, lol.
Booty germs.
Every last drop.
The stink of his fart.
What's cookin', good lookin'?
Garnier Fructis.
Rihanna in 2009.
MILVes.
A rotunda.
What's slippery when wet?
Super Mario 69.
Mojo.
Prowess.
The sign language for penis.
Victoria's Secret.
Dick in your face.
Armed resistance.
The miggida-miggida-miggida-miggida-mack.
Sweatpants.
Goodies.
A cool million.
Now how the hell did you get ____ all the way in there?
This huge poop that just won't.
Disney tampons.
A tumbleweed that's made of pubes.
Combing your fingers through John McCain's hair.
Iron Man's jock strap.
Farting so powerfully you scoot forward in your chair a few inches.
My Facebook, my Twitter, and my PornHub.
A disappointing mullet.
Where do I keep my secret weed stash?
An Eastern European man wearing an Adidas tracksuit.
Mustard on the beat.
My face.
A twerkathon for charity.
____: At your door in under 30 minutes or it's free.