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- -- oncomingArmageddon [OA] began trolling recreantOctopus [RO] --
- -- oncomingArmageddon [OA] is walking around Derse, when he sees a familiar shadow... sneaking up from behind with a surprise tap to the back --
- OA: HEY THERE, buddy!
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] in one motion jumps with surprise and spins around --
- RO: why you sneak up on CIRRIN?
- OA: Sorry there, was just saying hello.
- RO: well at least you dont say hello by stabbing CIRRIN
- OA: What?
- OA: Come on, I'm not like that.
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks over his shoulder --
- RO: what you want?
- RO: CIRRINs not doing anything wrong just minding CIRRINs business
- OA: I know, I know.
- OA: But you know, enjoy while you can do that.
- OA: A war's going to blow up
- OA: And if you get caught just minding your business...
- OA: You'll die.
- RO: oh no CIRRIN doesnt want that
- OA: Neither do I, buddy.
- OA: So you'd better pick your side soon.
- RO: why CIRRIN on your side!
- RO: because
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] pats himself down as if looking for something he lost --
- RO: CIRRIN your friend!
- OA: That's good to know.
- OA: Especially with all of these betrayals that have been going on lately.
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] looks shocked --
- RO: thats terrible!
- RO: CIRRIN never betrayed you
- OA: That's good.
- RO: these other people leaving you... it's not going to stop you from winning
- RO: is it?
- OA: Of course not, my good chap!
- OA: Do I look like a losing man to you?
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] tilts his head --
- RO: what happened with your backstory thing?
- OA: Backstory?
- OA: What backstory?
- RO: you know why your here in the first place?
- RO: doing whatever it is you do?
- OA: What I do, my good chap, is WINNING.
- OA: The reason is that I'm a WINNER.
- RO: oh thats good!
- RO: CIRRIN is also a winner
- RO: so that must mean CIRRIN is on your side then
- RO: makes sense
- OA: Of course.
- OA: TOo bad there are some trolls that just can't see that.
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] shrugs --
- RO: well what can you do about it not CIRRINs problem
- OA: Heh, you're a smart guy.
- RO: so now that you know you CIRRINs your friend you can count on CIRRIN will just be
- RO: stepping to the side
- OA: If you say so.
- RO: CIRRIN is gonna make so much teamwork in this war the other side are going to have friendship aneurysms
- OA: Great!
- OA: Just the kind of guy we needed.
- RO: okay
- RO: CIRRIN will be disappearing now
- -- recreantOctopus [RO] escapes to the side --
- OA: Later!
- -- oncomingArmageddon [OA] absconded from recreantOctopus [RO] --
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