2018-10-19 17:19:32%sep%reply to this or your mother dies tonight%sep%:3%sep%
2018-10-14 18:46:03%sep%CAM ON%sep%SCORE SAM FACKIN' GOAAAAAAALS!%sep%
2018-10-14 18:21:39%sep%Quote of the day%sep%"I appreciate the effort, but there's still cum leaking out of his ass" -Deckard, 2018%sep%
2018-10-14 15:12:49%sep%Remember, if the goalpost is ever in front of you...%sep%Make sure to pass back to make sure your teammates feel included.

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2018-10-13 18:18:48%sep%OY%sep%"This is not the kind of ball I like. Usually they come in pairs." - Old Man Sou, Autumn 2018 Qualifiers%sep%
2018-10-13 17:02:34%sep%Meta Tip%sep%Anyone here play vanilla hentai games like they're NTR? I make it a point to cum very early in a scene, then turn on auto mode while I exit my room for some time and sit outside it to leave the characters to finish the scene together by themselves. It's rare for me to return the very moment the H scene is over, but if I come back too early while they're still having sex together I make sure to whisper an apology and excuse myself again. I've thought about knocking on the door before I enter but I don't want the noise to potentially disturb them. A few times my mom has asked why I sit outside the door of my room and I tell her each time "It's my new meta" (she has no idea what that means).
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2018-10-10 01:58:27%sep%Daily Reminder %sep%"This is the way sports go sometimes. Sometimes you get the fish and sometimes the fish gets you."%sep%
2018-10-12 18:56:41%sep%Gametip%sep%Thanos has snapped his fingers. If your username has an even numbers of letters, you have been spared. If not, you have been sacrificed for the good of the universe.%sep%
2018-10-07 01:08:16%sep%TOP TEXT%sep%BOTTOM TEXT%sep%
2018-10-05 09:36:03%sep%Is Coach Mode on?%sep%If you're reading this, it's too late.%sep%
2018-10-05 12:02:55%sep%Kill yourself%sep%fucking kill yourself you fucking piece of shit  you didn't try your best you fucking memed  where was our defense why were our attackers with no support why did you use the fucking apple kits why are there unfunny memes where was our defense WHERE THE FUCK WAS OUR DEFENSE YOU FUCKING RETARD  FUCKING RESIGN RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT LITERALLY A FUCKING 5-YEAR-OLD CHILD CAN DO THIS BETTER THAN YOU   FUCKING  KILL YOURSELF >OH YEAH IT DOESN'T REALLY FUCKING MATTER BECAUSE IT'S FUN AND DOESN'T MATTER  THEN DON'T FUCKING MANAGE IF YOU DON'T CARE YOU FUCKING SHITFUCKER%sep%
2018-10-05 08:09:31%sep%Now Seeking Caretakers%sep%It's like managing, but people get mad at you before the cup instead of during it.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:47:29%sep%Truth Bombs%sep%The next two teams are the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:45:35%sep%Truth Bombs%sep%This is all a figment if your imagination. You're alone in the void.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:41:17%sep%*sips*%sep%Yeah, GermanBro, now THAT was a rigger.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:41:32%sep%*sips*%sep%Yeah, Wacky Races, now THAT was an intermission.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:41:49%sep%*sips*%sep%Yeah, 4chan, now THAT was a place to discuss the cup.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:42:13%sep%Remember%sep%Don't happy, be worry.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:40:15%sep%Easter Eggs%sep%Somewhere inside you there's a great person waiting to be let out.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:36:37%sep%Easter Eggs%sep%If you look very closely during games containing certain team combinations, you can see various 4chan memes and personalities within PES! Thank you for the shout outs, Konami!%sep%
2018-10-05 00:37:09%sep%Easter Eggs%sep%Ask the streamer to enter the Konami Code on the main screen for a wacky surprise!%sep%
2018-10-05 00:38:06%sep%If you see this Game Tip%sep%And don't play the entire match +2, you're a coward.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:33:13%sep%Aesthetic Tips%sep%Only play PES on CRT TVs for the truest picture quality. Never add a scanline, or any other, filter.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:34:19%sep%Backthony Stabtano Here%sep%The 4cc's busiest own goaler, I'm here to give your team a strong 1-goal lead.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:34:41%sep%Warning!%sep%We rig in a society.%sep%
2018-10-05 00:29:31%sep%Aesthetic Tips%sep%S p a c i n g
Y o u r
L e t t e r s
M a k e s
E v e r y t h i n g
M o r e
A e s t h e t i c%sep%
2018-10-05 00:30:49%sep%Aesthetic Tips%sep%There's a Tutorial room on the Aesco discord. You should use it and figure out how to make shit yourself, lazy bastard.%sep%
2018-10-04 22:44:29%sep%%sep%This game tip is unavailable in your country.%sep%
2018-10-04 21:57:01%sep%SHIA SURPRISE%sep%Reminder that a non-medal defender scored more in one game than /yourteam/ will in this entire cup.%sep%
2018-10-04 21:40:48%sep%Daily Reminder%sep%We REALLY need new gametips.%sep%
2018-10-04 21:28:27%sep%Protip%sep%If you hold down and B when your player takes a penalty, he'll never miss.%sep%
2018-10-03 22:58:34%sep%Match Alert%sep%Anime is not allowed in this match.%sep%
2018-10-03 22:58:55%sep%Did you know...%sep%There is nothing wrong with handholding %sep%
2018-10-02 05:41:29%sep%(i) Update Reminder%sep%Click here to set up automatic updates for your computer.%sep%
2018-09-09 15:30:19%sep%Database %sep%WOW WOW %sep%
2018-09-08 05:46:49%sep%Did you know?%sep%/pol/ is ironically the most diverse team in the 4CC, with muslims, niggers, and frogs as players%sep%
2018-08-17 04:47:40%sep%Quotable %sep%KORNHEISER NO!-DrBorisG-2018%sep%
2018-08-17 17:16:57%sep%Reminder%sep%This is hell. Sink into despair. %sep%
2018-08-16 05:40:32%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%Ô‰ just hung up the phone a little ealier with the president of /k/. I didnÓ´ declare victory yet, but I feel pretty confident.Ô George W Bush to /pol/, 2006%sep%
2018-08-16 05:37:52%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"The 4chan Cup has captured the imagination of our chan, as has the game itself in the last few years. The love of divegrass is now a universal language that binds us all together. So I welcome all who have come from all boards who will watch these games for the next 3 weekends" - Bill Clinton, 1996%sep%
2018-08-15 22:08:55%sep%Aesthetics%sep%Reminder to give all your players proper pantsu aesthetics. Aesthetics are very important. Especially when Arle Nadje is tripped%sep%
2018-08-16 05:36:12%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"To Chancellor Bro and the people of Germany, Viel Gluck. Good luck to you all, and welcome to the 4chan Cup. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a meeting with the /s/ team" - Bill Clinton, 1996%sep%
2018-08-15 09:32:37%sep%For Sale:%sep%One stadium, slightly used, may be cursed.No refunds.%sep%
2018-08-13 04:15:01%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"You can beat a hard D" DrBorisG 2018%sep%
2018-08-15 02:19:19%sep%pls rember%sep%that wen u feel scare or frigten never forget ttimes wen u feeled happy wen day is dark alway rember happy day%sep%
2018-08-12 22:12:10%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"Fuckin' El Abominacion screws it up. The Shame of God Indeed!" -DrBorisG, 2018%sep%
2018-08-12 22:06:07%sep%Remember kids%sep%"Cocaine is for winners" -DrBorisG 2018%sep%
2018-08-12 21:27:02%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"If he were whiter, he maybe would've made that shot." -DrBorisG, 2018%sep%
2018-08-11 19:33:05%sep%Quote of the day%sep%"This is terrible, but it's a good way to waste our time." - DrBorisG 2018%sep%
2018-08-05 19:15:45%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"It's 4/20 man! Get a blunt in your hand!" -DrBorisG, 2017%sep%
2018-08-04 16:46:39%sep%Reminder%sep%Offside traps are gay.%sep%
2018-07-29 17:13:35%sep%Quote of the day%sep%"Numbers aren't important. There is no numbers in RNG, just three letters" -Ken, 2018%sep%
2018-07-27 18:04:39%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"Nobody can hear you over Pepe having a shitfit" -DrBorisG, 2018%sep%
2018-06-05 06:17:55%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"Football can kiss my ass. My entire ass." -QD, 2018%sep%
2018-05-20 21:59:53%sep%Watching the Game%sep%Delete system32 on Windows operating system to enjoy lag free 4cc games.%sep%
2018-05-13 01:42:27%sep%Poopy-di scoop%sep%Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop%sep%
2018-05-12 17:39:02%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"I feel like no matter which one I do, I'm going to become a pedophile." - Kekkels, 2018%sep%
2018-04-21 01:26:11%sep%Let's call it the 4YiffCup already%sep%"Don't talk shit about my rat waifu" - DrBorisG, 2018%sep%
2018-03-18 18:19:00%sep%%sep%"STOP SEXUALISING AIRCRAFT!" ~ Kekkels, 2018%sep%
2018-03-03 18:55:50%sep%Quote of the day%sep%"Why does Kirby have a gigantic dick?" - DrBorisG, 2018%sep%
2018-03-02 15:39:05%sep%Beyond Implying%sep%If the games in the 4CC are, in fact, rigged, then the organizers don't do a very good job of it. Either that, or they're the worst actors on the face of the planet...%sep%
2018-02-25 22:37:26%sep%Did you know?%sep%You can't have a nightmare if you never dream.%sep%
2018-02-18 17:35:27%sep%%sep%"I can't fix LGBT mentality" -Mike "Dr. Boris" Pence, 2018%sep%
2018-02-10 13:57:27%sep%Quote of the Day%sep%"Fuck it, it's all rigged, anyway." -DrDtroit, 2017%sep%
2018-01-21 19:59:40%sep%Update%sep%Due to record low attendance in the 2017 Summer Cup, the 2018 Summer Cup will be streamed on Youtube Red in order to maximize profits.%sep%
2018-01-19 10:52:38%sep%Hi there!%sep%You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!  Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my job to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!%sep%