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- The Earthquake Institute - Swerve Lyrics
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- {*phone ringing*}
- [Female] Hello
- [Spitball] Ay yo, put Simon on the line
- [Simon Sayz] Hello, who's this?
- [Spitball] This Spitball, what's going down tonight?
- [Simon Sayz] Same as every other night
- We're gonna find some freaks and swerve
- [Verse 1: Simon Sayz]
- I always got ten or twenty beauty girls within my reach
- I'm the chief lifeguard at your local nude beach
- Wham bam on the sand, make you scream for more
- I pull freaks like the Taj, pull bodies from the shore
- Close the door
- I'm here to up the ante
- My mouth starts to water when eatable pannies
- Get pushed in my face, I gotta take a taste
- I do all my thinking below my waist
- Chase
- Virgin girls
- Bad mama-jamas
- I move fast like a Suzuki Kadana
- Tie you up with your bandana
- I like juicy cherries, you like big bananas
- We're a match made in heaven, girl
- You know I'm bigger than a Boeing Triple 7, so
- Let's get naked, leave your high heels on
- I get my groove on your futon, then move on
- Chorus:
- [Simon Sayz] Let's swerve
- [Earthquake Institute] Swerve
- [Simon Sayz] Come on girl, let's rock it
- Swerve
- [Earthquake Institute] Swerve
- [Female] You know I'm down, let's rock it
- Repeat Chorus
- [Verse 2: Spitball]
- I'm not Grandmaster, but I Flash the hoes
- By the window
- Yellin', "There's a party over here"
- Brush my teeth, gargle with beer
- Wipe the kicks
- Press my shirt, then it's time to swerve
- Instead of words in my nerves
- When I speak
- Nerds convert to pervs
- Overnight
- This rapper loves to bite
- Soft skinned women with bigger thighs
- Than Earl Campbell
- Don't change the dirty channel
- Leavin' bedroom scents in chambel, when I mack
- It's a gamble
- Put ya money on this thug
- Hey strippers
- We can wrestle in the mud
- On the first night
- Do the rough bambada
- My name is Spitball, not Erik Estrada
- Can you dig?
- We live for the gigs
- And lickin' Asian chicks and Afro wigs
- Repeat Chorus Twice: Spitball
- (Verse 3)
- [Simon Sayz]
- Here to stay, boys, thrills, and Sir Desole
- I watch X-rated Japanese anime
- First prize at the Miss Teen USA
- A date with Simon Sayz, dinner and dancin'
- Romancing, girl
- I'll get you out your baby doll
- While I cap jawls and lots of alcohol
- I got it all
- Crawl into my sheets
- I'll rock you to sleep with my Latin beat
- Keep
- An extra girl on standby
- She keeps her one way wide opened
- So I can land mines
- Jumbo jet
- Where it's hot and wet
- I had hot sex with girls I barely met
- [Spitball]
- I'm the homie that can swerve, smack, dab ya to a wall
- Get up
- Then walk through a bar room brawl
- And have a fall
- So follow my lead
- And drink what I drink, I think I got what you need
- For the night
- We'll swerve left and right
- Right into a Motel Six where my girlfriend's
- Waitin'
- With toys for the session
- I give her a kiss and undress
- Repeat Chorus Twice: The Earthquake Institute
- {*scratching various samples*}
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