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- >Have 4 absolutely adorable little fluffies
- >Return home one day from an exciting visit to your favorite church
- >You approach the front door and turn the knob
- >Looks like you forgot to lock it again!
- >Oh well, you are sure nobody in your peaceful neighborhood would be evil enough to break into your home
- >Step inside your home and notice an off smell
- >Peek into your living room to notice the awful mess of crayons, blocks, toys, dead fluffy, balls, coloring boo-
- >Wait what?! Dead fluffy?!
- >You rush into the room, and as you do, you notice blood is smeared all over the walls
- >You then look at the fluffy who appears to have been torn open and lying next a smeared up mess of what was once a pool of blood
- >The blood wasn't completely dried up, but somebody took the time to smear it all over the wall, making crude drawings with the fluffy blood
- >You are suddenly greeted by 3 of your excited fluffies, babbling happily to you
- >They explain to you about how they painted the walls with fluffy juice
- >You are horrified
- >Somehow your sweet little fluffies have gone crazy, torn open your other fluffy, and painted on the walls with his blood
- >Demonic possession is the only logical explanation
- >Frantically call local priest and explain your issue to him
- >Priest comes right over'
- >Tie fluffies to the leg of the chair so they don't start flying around your kitchen screaming in the devil's tongue
- >Priest holds out bible and chants to the fluffies
- >Priest closes bible after finishing chant
- >"Leave these innocent creatures be!" he shouts as he splashes the fluffies with holy water
- >Fluffy ponies drown
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