choices

1-a{
Yes, it's been measured.
Has the state collapsed?
No, sir.
Good.}

1-b{
Yes, it's been measured.
Has the state collapsed?
Yes, sir.
We need to reevaluate our procedures. This must not fail again.}

2-a{
No, it hasn't been measured.
Oh my. Will you measure it soon?
Yes, sir.
Good.}

2-b{
No, it hasn't been measured.
Oh my. Will you measure it soon?
No, sir. I can't.
What do you mean?
I can't let that happen.
Excuse me, but-}

2-c alpha{
No, it hasn't been measured.
Oh my. Will you measure it soon?
No, sir, it's proven impossible.
What do you mean by that?
The atom seems to move 1cm away when the equipment turns on.
Get the machines prepared. I'm coming over.}

2-c beta{
No, it hasn't been measured.
Oh my. Will you measure it soon?
No, sir, it's proven impossible.
What do you mean by that?
The atom disappears when exposed to our equipment.
Where is it now?
Currently, it's still in the lab.
Don't try to measure it. I'm coming over.}

3-a{
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Hello?
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Are you there?
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Grant, I know it's April Fool's, but this is interfering with the research.
Sorry, Gabe.
Don't apologize, we've lost enough time. Has it been measured?}

3-b{
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Hello?
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Are you there?
Grant, I know it's April Fool's, but this is interfering with the research.
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This isn't funny.
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I'm hanging up.}