[12:00:27 AM] Jeremy: dude she never came in
[12:00:30 AM] Jeremy: with anything normal
[12:00:34 AM] Jeremy: it was
[12:00:40 AM] dave: one time she just
[12:00:42 AM] Jeremy: omg guys my client beat me up at work and now my leg is broken
[12:00:42 AM] dave: appeared after two days
[12:00:47 AM] Jeremy: or
[12:00:48 AM] Queen of Darkness: wtf
[12:00:49 AM] dave: and said something died and her grandma fell down or something
[12:00:57 AM] Jeremy: omg guys this is how you get your semen to taste like cherries
[12:01:03 AM] dave: ROFL
[12:01:07 AM] Jeremy: or my favorite
[12:01:13 AM] Jeremy: omg guys I couldn't make it to the bathroom
[12:01:16 AM] Jeremy: my vagina
[12:01:17 AM] Jeremy: exploded
[12:01:21 AM] Jeremy: blood and urine everywhere
[12:01:27 AM] Jeremy: that was the day Eduardo was just
[12:01:27 AM] Queen of Darkness: sounds like me on a vortex vibrator
[12:01:29 AM] Jeremy: 1005 done
[12:01:30 AM] dave: did she realy say that
[12:01:34 AM] Jeremy: YES
[12:01:34 AM] dave: i can't see my screen through
[12:01:35 AM] dave: the tears
[12:01:42 AM] Jeremy: dude
[12:01:46 AM] Jeremy: noir was like
[12:01:48 AM] Jeremy: you know what
[12:01:53 AM] dave: there's no audible sound i laughing so intensely
[12:01:55 AM] Jeremy: im not even gonna eat this breakfast I just made