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  1. from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General Thread #271
  2. ---
  3. >"Can we...?"
  4. >"No."
  5. >"C'mon, daddy! They're trying so hard!"
  6. >"Which is PRECISELY why we won't go! We don't wanna encourage this sort of behavior from them!"
  7. >"...You're just jealous they didn't name the band after you."
  8. >"...Go to your room, Charlotte."
  9. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzb00dqNg4
  10. -
  11. >C'mon, Vaggie!"
  12. >"No!"
  13. >"But they're awesome!"
  14. >"We're NOT going to appear of before a bunch of metalheads doing a mock summoning for a music video!"
  15. >"But Vaggie...!"
  16. >"NO! We're NOT going to encourage this sort of behavior from them!"
  17. >"...You sound like my dad."
  18. >"...I'm sleeping on the couch tonight."
  19. >"What?! No! Vaggie, come on!"
  20. >"Goodnight, Charlie."
  21. >"...DAMN IT!"
  22. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkdkZN1rduo
  23. ---
  24. Another repost.
  25.  
  26. Shower thoughts:
  27. >Charlie
  28. "Why did no-one question the numerous OSHA violations of Mr. Wonka's factory?“
  29. >Vaggie
  30. "What wiil we do, if the hotel doesn't take off? Should we sell it?"
  31. >Angel
  32. "If I put on a beret with a pretzel pin on it, would people question what I believe in, or just try to beat me up? And if I snuck the pretzel into every clip we make? Would anyone notice?"
  33. >Alastor
  34. "That Charlie is a bit naive, but she's nice! Miss Vagatha is quite the contrary: she has her head screwed on well, but she's about as cuddly as a cactus. Speaking of cuddly, that Angel Dust is quite the character! I can see him and Niffty get along well in the future!"
  35. >Niffty
  36. " Need to clean hall, need to clean bedrooms, need to clean bedroom, need to clean bed, NEED COCK, need to clean windows, BALLS DEEP, need to clean kitchen, MAKE ME CHOKE ON IT, need to clean front desk..."
  37. >Husk
  38. "Need a fuckin' drink. I wonder if the Princess has some quality stuff. Ah, the angry apic chick wouldn't let me touch it, anyway. Probably for the better, or some shit. I wonder if we'll have any guests today? Anything to get that spider faggot offa me."
  39. -
  40. >Cherri
  41. "...if I add the strontium carbonate, sodium, magnesium and charcoal, I could make out my own color scheme! ...Though, if I switch the strontium for lithium, drop the magnesium and add a bit of smoke instead... Would he recognize it...? For sure! Yeah, that'll make him think I made it for him! I'll have him smokescreened, and he'll be exactly where I want him... Yeah..."
  42.  
  43. >Sir Pent
  44. "Need a new Ssss-bend for the fuel line, capacitors, and cast-iron gear... Should I go for a wrought iron one? Hmmmm... I wonder if she'll show up today... Then, I'll teach her...! Yeah..."
  45.  
  46. >Katie
  47. "Does he like me? Why would he, I hate him! ...Would he like me? Who cares! Nobody! Especially not her! ...Would she like me? She already has somebody... Maybe they'd agree...? ...Does he like me, still?"
  48.  
  49. >Tom
  50. (...)
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