A guy comes home from his job at the pickle factory, and his wife can tell he's got something on his mind. She sits him down and says, "Honey, you seem upset and not yourself. Is there something wrong at work? You can talk to me."

He lets out a long sigh, and says, "This is hard for me to say, and I know you won't understand, but I have this overwhelming urge to stick my dick in the pickle slicer at work. I can't stop thinking about it, and I'm worried that sooner or later I'm going to do it."

Taken aback, his wife pauses for a moment and says, "Ok, wow. I wasn't expecting that. Of course you know that that would be a really terrible idea, right?"

He agrees, the talk a little more and after a while, they let the matter slide. A few days later, he comes home from work in the middle of the afternoon. From his face, she can tell something bad has happened and she asks, "What happened? Why are you home so early?"

He sheepishly looks at her and says, "I can't believe it, but I finally gave into the temptation, and I stuck my dick in the pickle slicer."

Gasping, she asks, "So what happened?!"
"I got fired."
"No, I mean what happened with the pickle slicer."
"She got fired too."