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- >>be stallion
- >>super gay
- >>super huge crush on chadhunkbuster the sexy hoofball eighthback for the local team, Solid Stallions
- >>tfw he's no homo
- >>would never date a guy like you
- >>even if you were cute and moderately hunky goy yourself
- >>cry yourself to sleep every night
- >>until you were chatting up your magical girl friendo who was versed in the ways of the arcane and memes
- >>she said she could turn YOU into the little filly
- >>this was your chance, you could be CHADhunkbuster's little filly!
- >>Surely, you would be transformed into a super adorable, stallion killer if you were gender swaped
- >>He would die before not marrying you and not fucking you in the asshole every night until you both died at the same time
- >>Not in the vagina tho, that'd be weird
- >>You'd make sure he'd 'save himself for baby makin' or some crap like that
- >>but if you turn yourself into the magical filly, you wouldn't be able to hang out with your other super cute and handsome gay friendos
- >>who you sometimes banged, but in a no homo way
- >>Should you become the little filly and win over your crush's heart?
- >>Or stay the sexy beast you were and live your life in a true and honest way?
- >...
- >>Day 4
- >>Chadhunkbuster still doesn't know I'm not a filly
- >>He was impressed by my muscles, so I told him I worked out
- >>I'm worried he's catching on though
- >>Especially after that time I played some hoofball with him and his blokes after school and I broke one of their legs in a tackle
- >>eh...fillies do that all the time
- >>don't they?
- >>Day 5
- >>omigodomigodomigod CHADhunkbuster ASKEDME OUT!!!
- >>Ok calm down girl, you're gunna scare him off if you don't play it right
- >>Got myself the sexiest dress my sister owns, and ready to kill this date
- >>Ooh, I hope Chadhunkbuster doesn't notice anything
- >>wish me luck <3
- >>Day 7
- >>Chad found out
- >>Oh god my dreams of being his baby maker are dead
- >>He called me a faggot
- >>And he teased me with one of those gang signs those guys do with their lips
- >>Like...licking them?
- >>I'm pretty sure it means to fuck right off
- >>So I ran out crying like a little bitch
- >>Cried in meme magic mare's crotch for hours
- >>Got wetter than my pillow usually does when I cry into that
- >>I told her all about it
- >>Asked her to turn me into the little filly to get a second chance with chad
- >>She told me to wait it out for some reason
- >>reasoned for a little bit
- >>...
- >>feelin better now
- >>I think she's right
- >>I guess I'll wait
- >>I'm trying to avoid chad in the meanwhile
- >>He caught a glimpse of me tho, when I was going from class to class
- >>His eyes were lidded like...angrily? It looked that way
- >>I think
- >>anyway, that's all for now, diary, just trying to find ways to dry up my tears
- >>and mascara
- >...
- >>You asked your bros a few times about what you should do, as well as magic meme girl
- >>They all said they like you better as a big, handsome stallion
- >>Maybe Chad would too?
- >>It'd be the only thing you haven't tried you guess
- >>Short of becoming sailor mare
- >>Well...it's worth a shot you suppose
- >>At least you can change your entire identity later
- >>Or kill yourself, that works too
- >>So, you decide to wait up after one of the more low key hoofballer games
- >>For some reason, Chadhardcock was left to himself that night, all the other guys must have been tired as fuck after the game
- >>So, you stalk him for a little bit, intercept him before he could get too far
- >>"Oh hey, you're that guy who was hanging out with us before, huh?"
- >>oh god he remembers
- >>you're gunna die of embarrassment
- >"Y-Yeah"
- >>"Got somethin on your mind?"
- >>You feel all fidgety now
- >>And real shakey
- >>This was a bad idea
- >"N-Nah, not really dude."
- >>You feel like a bad liar
- >>"You wanna hang out tomorrow? SuperBroncobamsportstournamentpun is gunna be on, huh?"
- >>eyes all wide now
- >>Starting to blush a bit
- >"U-Uh, sure I guess."
- >>"Cool, we can have lunch before the other guys get there too, in case ya wanted to help me make the ribs and shit."
- >>"You're good with cooking, right?"
- >>You can feel your cheeks burning with rage.
- >"U-uuuhh...sh-shoor."
- >>"Great, see ya then!"
- >>Chathoofbutt starts walkin off all casually
- >>You're just standing there now
- >>Did he ask you out?
- >>Nah, he just wants help makin his ribs
- >>Probably
- >>Dear diary
- >>Not gunna kill myselfyet
- >>Good day
- >...
- >>You are now dreaming
- >>And in this dream, you are at Chadhadribs' place
- >>You follow him around a bit, but it's all weird and wavy
- >>He pulls out some finished ribs and sets them on the counter
- >>You find yourself drawn to them for some reason
- >>You lower your head and press your lips against the sweet ribs flesh
- >>They were hot, tender, stiff
- >>You dreeeeew your tongue across the curved surface of the rib and moan in ecstasy
- >>"What's goin on?"
- >"O-Oh nothing, these just taste amazing."
- >>You give them another long, sultry lick, following up with a peck against the bone tip of the slimy, saucy rib
- >>You pull back and sigh in deep satisfaction
- >>But when you look down, what you saw wasn't a rib
- >>And when you looked up, you could see Chad's face contorted into a look of pleasure
- >>Feel the blush on your face
- >>Feel that hoof pressing the back of your head
- >>Pulling you back down between his legs
- >>Into the warmth
- >>"D-Don't stop," he moans desperately
- >>You open your mouth slowly and slide your tongue forward again
- >>Ready to lick up the length of the-
- >>Alarm clock
- >>Reality crumbling
- >>You lift your head off the pillow
- >>God damn it, it's not even a weekday
- >>Stupid clock
- >>You spend the morning with your dick in your hooves.
- >...
- >>You finally got to Chad's place, hours before the game, just like he said.
- >>Arrived in a hoodie and jeans, trying to be as casual as possible.
- >"Sup Chad"
- >>"Ah, sup man, thanks for comin early"
- >>He leads you through the door and into the kitchen, where you two start to prepare the snacks for the game
- >>Nothing special, all of the fatty, sticky, gooey food you'd expect at any hoofball game
- >>You two chat it up a bit while you glaze ribs and stir cheese
- >>It's kinda funny how you know a little more about the home team than Chad does
- >>He is from out of town though, so whatever
- >>Seems like a chill time anyway, nothing out of the ordinary
- >>Chad's friendos are running late
- >>Coming from another party or something
- >>You two crash on the couch for now, pop in Fags of Autism 3: Kill Yourself
- >>Just wasting time now
- >>Fragging noobs felt pretty good
- >>Especially when you topped the leader boards more than Chad did
- >>Practice payed off
- >>"Shit man, just got a text, they're still busy. Assholes"
- >>You look at your watch
- >>Game time should be soon
- >"Yeah, they're gunna miss it."
- >>"Huh?"
- >"Game's at 3, isn't it?"
- >>"Uh...no? It's eh...5 today."
- >"K"
- >>"Wanna crack open a six pack in the mean time?"
- >"K"
- >>moar time passes
- >>fragging noobs starts to get harder
- >>missing like most of your shots
- >>don't even care, feels like you're kicking ass
- >>finish the third crushing defeat in a row
- >>"Ah fuck, think I had one too many"
- >>You feel fine, and you both had the same amount
- >>You look at your bottle
- >>Empty
- >>huh
- >>"Wanna watch a movie instead while we wait for the guys?"
- >"K"
- >>Pop in Space Battles
- >>Crack open another bottle or two
- >>Notice Chad putting his foreleg around you
- >>Err...on the back rest
- >>That's just a thing guys do, right?
- >>About halfway through the movie now
- >>Check your watch real quick
- >"Uh...those guys comin? It's almost game time."
- >>"Huh? Oh yeah, game...what're you talking about, it's at 7."
- >>wat
- >>Maybe you're drunker than you realize
- >"Bros're still comin, right?"
- >>"Yeah sure, hey let's get to those ribs before they get cold, huh?"
- >"...K"
- >>Now you're slightly dizzy, warm, sticky, and huddled right up against Chad's side
- >>You guys watched another movie, and now you're just starting the third in the series
- >>Feels like you've been here a while now
- >>Almost feel a headache coming on
- >>Those shots didn't really help that very much
- >>You start to lick your hoof clean of hot wing sauce
- >>Kinda hard since it's really stuck in the grooves, so you really work at it
- >>In the corner of your eye, you notice Chad lookin at somethin
- >>You glance over at him
- >>He's staring
- >>At least he was before he snaps his head back toward the screen
- >>"Heh, dude, we got napkins in the kitchen if you need'em."
- >>uh
- >>K
- >>You get off your ass and start to waddle into the kitchen
- >>With limited success
- >>You find the napkins, after a few minutes of dizzy searching and grab a few
- >>While you were rubbing up and down, you glance at the microwave sitting just next to the napkins
- >>Holy shit, it's already 10
- >>We missed the game entirely!
- >>God damnit
- >>You slunk your way back to the TV room and shout out loudly
- >"Chaaaad! Your bros are asholes! Think they washed the game somewhr'elshe!"
- >>Chad looks over, squinting at the light of the kitchen behind you for a few seconds
- >>Eyes suddenly go wide
- >>"Oh fuck man, that'sh right!"
- >>He makes a big show of checking his phone
- >>"Shit man, they dished us! Someone else hadda bigger party r somthn"
- >>Is his phone even on?
- >"Fuck man, what time wuzzat?"
- >>"Uh...was like, 4:30 man, right 'fore the game, shed he hadda fondu"
- >>4:30?
- >>Wait a second
- >>Chad's friends...
- >>Are totally fucking dick bags
- >"Dude, ya need t'get better frenz"
- >>"Whaaaaat? There cool as shit! u git dashit outta her"
- >>You dump yourself into the couch next to Chad
- >>Well, mostly
- >>Your head landed on his thigh
- >>Man, he smells pretty...weird.
- >>You think if they're so cool, they wouldn't have ditched without warning
- >>But you forget to say that
- >>Instead you just say
- >"jus fukum, you dunneed dat shit. Immer, there not, sho mebe yoo shud jus hangout with me"
- >>You grumble for a few moments, rolling around in your spot
- >>Shit, no matter how you lay, your neck was killin ya
- >>Maybe if you just
- >>Slide forward a bit
- >>Ah, there we go
- >>With your neck resting on his thigh, you could lay down more easily
- >>You look up at Chad and blow a raspberry
- >>Chad finally changes his expression from dumbfounded to pouting
- >>"Well, whatever, mebe...shutup"
- >>You laugh a bit
- >>Think for a bit
- >>Just realized it's really dark outside
- >"Hey Chad, it's fukin late, I shud get home"
- >>"Hey wait hey wait!"
- >>Chad's putting his hooves on your muzzle
- >>"Noh way you can git home like dis. You shud jus...sleep here tnight, kay?"
- >"K"
- >>"You cn have muh bed if ya wan"
- >>Shit that's nice of him
- >"Thanks bruh"
- >>You start to try and get yourself up off of Chad's lap, but you flop down onto the floor in an uncomfortable position
- >"Fuuuuuuuck"
- >>"Haha! Dude, lemme help ya."
- >>Chad picks you up and tucks himself underneath your foreleg
- >>He drags your ass upstairs to his room
- >>Apparently he was loaded and could afford an entire house to himself in school
- >>It gets pretty hard to think about
- >>Especially as you land on soft, comforting mattress
- >>And you feel something nice and warm press onto your back
- >>Damn, it's getting hard not to just fall asleep
- >>Maybe you should ask chad for a-
- >"Shnrrk"
- >>And with that, you were out like a light....
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