minisode docderp

Minisode 5

The doctor and ditzy ran through the foggy streets of trottingham around the 1800th year of celestias reign (500 years after the banishment of nightmare moon)
"how was i supposed to know that your planet had its own jack the ripper!? i thought ponies were supposed to be all "oh happy happy joy joy!" the doctor said keeping pace with ditzy
"well first things first! krastos is not a pony. he is a bad muffin! and what kind of pony has not heard of Sang Real?.. oh right.. this is not your world."
"you better belive it!" the doctor said "Quick run to the tardis!"
"hold on a minute. we're missing something... OH!" ditzy said before gaining speed and turning an almost 90 degree turn into an alley. she raced past the open window of a bakery where some muffins were finished cooling. ditzy opened up her wings and knocked the muffin pan onto her head and with a flick of her tail deposited a bag full of money she won at the admiral inn by beating the namesake of the inn (admiral kummon inn) in bolder, parchment and knives.
she ran back to the main road "i've got the muffins, now we're set lets go!"
they tore down the back alley of fleece street passing by mrs love-ems pie shop and making a left at baker street's scarf shop ("who would need a seven and a half foot scarf" ditzy asked as the doctor whistled innocently).
finally they reached a bridge crossing the main river. "aha. at last we can get out of here.. the tardis is on the other side in that park there so all we have to... oh.. how long was he standing there?" the doctor said as he and ditzy focused on the colt standing on the cobblestone bridge
the red maned unicorn colt with the white coat smiled. on his flank was the unmistakeable vial cutiemark
"those filthy ponies.. they spoiled the blood.. spoiled... hehe mixing the races.. same as that earth pony.. same as you... spoiled... filthy.. heheh.. hehehehe... hahaha.." the white colt stepped forward and raised his head"
"uh ditzy.. would you mind if you flew to the TARDIS and opened the door? i need to have a chat with mister sang here..." The doctor said as he passed ditzy the key to the TARDIS
"now.. Mister Sang.. or do you prefer re'al?"
"you and yours, a earth pony and a pegasus.. filthy.. mixing... neigh, spoiling the blood.. spoiled blood must be spilled.. oh yes.. yes..." the unicorn whipped a knife from his mane and charged the doctor.
the doctor sidestepped to dodge the blade.. but it never came.. he looked back toward the bridge where sang was knocked out.. and a small rope of blue, green, and pink hair unbound itself from the unconcious unicorns hoof.
"princess celestia.. what an honor." the doctor said
"ahh.. doctor, lets see..." celestia smiled and pulled out a familiar blue journal
"right," the doctor said doing the same "uh.. four stars of fate?"
"prophecy only.. you said the rest will come in five hundred years." celestia said flipping a page "the volcano at pommelpei?"
"no.. ahh. the last of earth?" the Doctor said
"no.. well not yet.. but i have a general idea of where you are.. and i have a favor to ask" celestia said with a smile "have you ever heard of the city of St George?"