Dateline: Equestria

Prompt:
>Celestia has had a crush on you for some time.
>She has tried to send you signals that she was interested, but you obliviously spurn them
>You give Luna a little play.
>Celestia finds out you "like em young".
>Casts a spell that makes her into a filly.
>She appears at your door with lustful eyes

Me:
>Celestia asks Luna if she's seen anything in Anon's dreams that could tell her how to win him over.
>Luna remember's a few of his dream where he's happily playing games with some of Ponyville's school children.
>She tells Celestia how much "Anon -how do you say nowadays- 'likes the young' and how happy he seems when he's 'fooling with a filly'."
>Celestia misinterprets this and sets a plan in motion.
>Two weeks later, a miniature Sun Goddess knocks on Anon's door.
>In the most seductive voice her now young body could muster, she says "Well look at that... someone have left me, a poor innocent filly, as a present at some big sexy ape's doorstep. I hope he doesn't take me inside and ravage my tight, little pre-estrus foal-maker!"
>But secretly she hopes he doesn't take the bait.
>Because sexual contact with a filly before her first estrus is a very serious crime.
>And there are 2 dozen armed Celestial Guardstallions waiting around the corner.
>And they're followed by the crew from the show "To Catch A Predator Species".