Dammit Rainbow Dash (Comedy) [Complete]

>"See this shit right here, Anon? Take a wild guess whose baby this is, you stupid mongface."
"Dash. Let me see that test."
>"..."
"..."
>You take it, noticing the red dash on the test.
>Try not to facepalm hard enough to send your face to Zimbabwe.
"A red dash is negative. A green cross is positive. Do you know what you have here?"
>Dash raises an eyebrow.
"You've got a negative."
>It just goes to show, Anon.
>Never fuck a bitch that can't read.
>"So I'm...not pregnant."
"No."
>"Well that's a relief. You, uhhh...maybe wanna celebrate?"
"You are lucky I want you to be my special somepony. I'd hurt people back at home for this shit."
>You both go out, and have fun.
>The next test didn't come back negative.