My Pokemon White Randomized Journey

>Got a Tropius with the insomnia ability
>Has Submission, captivate, mist, and mist ball
>Bianca's name is now Scott
>I beat her smeargle
>Cheren's name was now Lillianna
>He has a claydol
>Beats me with fucking rollout
>I go to Professor Juniper's lab
>I name my tropius Charlie
>Encountered a spinarak with megahorn, sludge bomb, fire blitz, and earthquake. Has the ability keen eye.
>Caught it like a pro
>Named the spinarak Peter
>Encounters a Heracross
>Catches it, named the heracross John Cena
>Knows circle throw, powder snow, sky attack, and water spout. Has water absorb as his ability.
>Later I fight N, who sends out a plusle
>Peter earthquakes its ass
>Later John Cena faints due to a Kakuna knowing mega kick, pluck, and energy ball.
>I send out Charlie and the kanuna faints.
>Encounters a Scrafty with searing shot, bolt strike, gastro acid, and psybeam
>Successfully catches it, names it Billy Bob
>The scrafty has run away as its ability
>Encounters a kangaskhan
>John Cena circle throws it out
>Battles Younger Jo that has a starly with seismic toss, poison tail, and FUCKING DRACO METEOR
>The starly uses draco meteor four times
>John Cena makes it faint with powder snow and levels up
>Later I encounter my rival Scott, who now has a cascoon
>I battle her and I win
>Later I battle Lillianna, who has a magby with drizzle. Peter megahorns the claydol's ass.
>At the gym a male waiter named Veronica has a marrowak that had synthesis, battle lasted for a while. John Cena eventually freezes it with powder snow. I finally finish it off.
>Next trainer had her mammoswine beat my team to a pulp, but John Cena was the only one remaining and he fainted the mammoswine with circle throw. John Cena also beats a lumineon with night slash, feint attack, and volt tackle.
>I battle Cilan who was now named Johnathan. He sends out a sandile with the download ability. It plucks John Cena and he faints for the battle. Peter megahorns the sandile and it faints. He sends out a timburr. It burns my team into a crisp with fire blitz.
>While at the dreamyard, I recieve a tyrogue. I decided to name him Dwane. He has levitate as an ability. His moves are pain split, techno blast, crunch, and fire blast.
>I find a skull fossil in Straiton City, meaning I get to have a cranidos.
>Afterwards I decide to rematch Johnathan. John Cena kicks his ass.
>As I go and look for an HM slave to meet with Flannel, I caught a kangaskhan. I also caught a Faxure with the ability snow warning. With the moves thunderbolt, ominous wind, brave bird, and V-create. I named it Snowden.
>I encounter team plasma, whose grunt I battled had a delibird; which fainted Charlie with an ice punch. Dwayne faints the delibird with a fire blast and crunch.
>That's when I decided to put Charlie in the PC to make room for the cranidos.
>The other team Plasma grunt battle me next and it was a female named Jimmy. Her druddigon that had shadow force was quickly disposed of with Peter's megahorn.
>After that battle, I put Charlie in the PC and I was on my way.
>At my first double battle, the two little girls had a stoutland and a magmar. Peter and Billy Bob ended up defeating the two trainers. Peter learns mach punch.
>During a battle with a nurse aid, Snowden learns Bolt Strike
>Encounters a preschooler with a god damn level 10 blastoise, beats it with ease
>I encounter Lillianna once again. Snowden learns echoed voice. Lillianna now has a beartic. Snowden defeats the beartic.
>I then encounter a pidgeot with drill peck, mist ball, electroweb, and jump kick. I decide to catch it. I named it Juan, his ability is Torrent.
>I encounter a pokemon breeder who actually has a raikou. Peter finishes it off.
>I encounter team plasma, Juan tried to fight a wartotle that knows fusion blot with a jump kick but missed and Juan fainted.
>Found TM 71 in a cave, taught John Cena stone edge.
>I encounter a little school girl named Esteban who has an Azelf.
>Encounters a rampardos with the rough skin ability. I catch it and it named it Steve.
>Peter levels up and learns rolling kick after a fight with a Hitmonlee.
>I decide to put Billy Bob in the PC after I arrive at Nacrene City.
>As I enter the museum, I encounter N yet again.
>I finally decide to revive the skull fossil, hoping it would be a cranidos.
>I was so fucking wrong, it was a grandbull.
>I immediately put the grandbull in the PC and take back Billy Bob.
>I fight a nurse that has a Quagsire that knows sacred fire and wish. The fucker kept wishing so it took so long for it to finally faint. Once AGAIN John Cena had to save the day.
>Later encounters a battle girl named Pansy, who has a Victini. Peter defeats it with megahorn.
>After a while of Grinding, Dwayne evolved into a medicham, and apparently he turned into a female now.
>Later Peter evolved into a Ledian. I immediately put Peter in the PC.
>Finally battled Lenora, she sends out a Krokorok. John Cena circle throws it into oblivion. She then sends out a hypno with download. It proceeds to kick John Cena's ass. Dwayne steps in but gets his ass kicked. In the end Billy Bob made the hypno faint.
>HOLY FUCK I ENCOUNTERED A DIALGA. I MUST CATCH IT. Nicknamed him DeVito, has Cloud Nine as an ability. Knows rage, wood hammer, head smash, and gyro ball.
>Arrived at Castelia City, I put DeVito in the PC. Snowden levels up and learns sacred sword.
>I encounter a feraligatr on route 4, I decide to catch it. Named it SteveIrwin. Has sniper as an ability, and knows focus punch, crush claw, superpower, and lovely kiss.
>SteveIrwin learns earthquake via TM
>I encounter Burgh, whose name is now Veronica. He even had a male gardevoir as his strongest pokemon. Juan drill pecked the gardevoir to death.
>I encounter Scott yet again, we have a battle and she now has a lileep. She also has a Staraptor, too. She also has a jigglypuff.
>I now face off with Lillianna, who now has a gloom, a carvanha,
>Found a Casteliacone on route 4
>Decided to catch a kakuna just to see what it evolves into, named it Gaston. He has mega kick, energy ball, chip away, and pluck. He has the ability water absorb.
>while leveling up Gaston, I encountered a regigigas. I decided to capture the beast, but I failed.
>Meanwhile Gaston evolved into a fucking useless beautifly. I put him in the PC immediately.
>Upon many upon many attempts, I finally managed to catch the giant golem beast. I've decided to name it Atlas. He has the ability multitype, and knows Shadow ball, dark pulse, heal bell, and shock wave.
>I received a plume fossil, it became a spearow when it was revived. I named it Alpha. His ability is synchronize, he knows dragon claw, retaliate, blast burn, and secret power.
>When Alpha evolved, he evolved into a watchog. I put him in the PC immediately after.
>Later I managed to catch a Darkrai, I named it Ragyo. She has the No Guard ability. She knows bestow, extremespeed, aqua ring, and return.
>In Lostthorn forest I encountered a regice, I decided to name it Frieza. It has the ability normalize, knows imprison, techno blast, leaf blade, and shell smash.
>Later I encountered a phanpy with the forewarn ability. I named her Sheila. She knows petal dance, cross poison, telekinesis, and rock blast.
>Later I encounter N once again. He now has a larvesta, a metagross, a kingler, and a gigalith.
>I then battle Elesa, whose name was now Donna. She had a minun, a hypno, and a manectric.
>After the battle, Sheila evolved into a Steelix. She now has the ability slow start.
>I encounter Lillianna once again. Who had a cleffa, a porygon-Z, and a baltoy along with his claydol.
>Much later I caught a honchkrow. I named him Jerry. He has the illuminate ability. He knows frustration, chatter, shadow ball, and steel wing. I immediately replaced Juan with Jerry.
>To my surprise, I encountered two wild Landorus. I caught one of them and named him Robin. His ability is Arena Trap. He knows shadow punch, haze, soak, and night shade.
>Soon I faced off with Clay, whose name was now Cammie. He had a wingull, a claydol, and a pidove (Which was his strongest pokemon). John Cena kicked his ass, though.
>I then encounter Scott. We battle and she has an axew, a mesprit, a jumpluff, and her smeargle.
>I found a mewtwo in chargestone cave, but I decided to kill it.
>I encounter N at the end of the cave, who has a combusken, a garchomp, a floatzel, and a swadloon.
>I then faced off with Skyla, whose name was now Kristine. She had a swellow, an archen,  and a ledian. Kristine's the only gym leader so far that has a team that she specializes in, AKA she has a flying-type team in a flying-type gym.
>I run into Lillianna again, with his team containing a pawniard, a sunflora that knows flamethrower, and a dusknoir along with his claydol.
>In Twist Mountain I caught I bagon that I nicknamed Charles. I wondered what he evolved into...
>While I was escaping the cave, I came across a groudon. I caught it and named it titan.
>After checking in at the Pokemon Center in Icciruss city, it turns out that Charles has the ability battle armor and knows the moves imprison, shadow punch, acid armor, and tail glow. And Titan has the ability synchronize, and knows the moves mud shot, frustration, mirror move, and head smash.
>Holy shit Charles evolved into a fraxure!
>Faced off with Brycen, whose name was now Lillianna. He had a psyduck, a gigalith, and a flygon. SteveIrwin sweeped his team.
>Much later I come across Scott. We battled and she had a starly, a gastly, and a petilil along with her smeargle. John Cena dominated her.
>So FINALLY I faced off with Iris, whose name was now Pi. She had a budew, a skarmory, and a nuzleaf. Atlas beats the shit out of her team, obviously.
>I was challenged by Lillianna on my to victory road. He had a lanturn, a darkrai, a kabutops, and his claydol. Snowden defeated them all.
>I've caught a Uxie in victory road. I decided to name it Trevor. I might possibly replace one of my party members if I decide I like Trevor's ability. For now I could say that his moveset was confuse ray, venoshock, poison fang, and rock blast.
>I'm finally here, the Elite four. First up is Shauna, whose name is now Rachel. She first sends out a gorbyss, I send out Jerry. He takes a really bad blow with the gorbyss' glaciate. I heal him. This goes on for several more turns. I send out John Cena. He gets taken down with a psystrike! I send out Atlas this time. He takes care of the damn fish with a fusion bolt. Her simisear was up next, I switch to Jerry. He takes the simisear down. Rachel then sends out a trubbish, the damn thing knows areoblast. But it gets taken down. A luvedisc was then sent out. Jerry took it down, too.
>I decided to switch to Snowden since I want to see him evolve before this journey is over.
>I go to Grimsley, whose name is now Scarlett. He sends out a seaking, I send out Snowden. After his seaking is easily defeated Scarlett sends out a lickylicky. It went down. A gastly is then sent out. IT went down with one bolt strike. A treecko is then sent out. It went down. The victory goes to Snowden.
>I then come across Caitlin, who was now Mark. She sends out a simisage. Snowden is taken down by the fucking monkey. John Cena also gets taken down. Jerry is sent out and he gets crushed to death. Luckily it went down after being buffeted by hail. Groudon is up next! It used head smash and Snowden goes down once again. Sheila is up next. She takes the groudon down and tentacruel is sent out. It got easily defeated. Last up was her solrock. It went down as well.
>After that long and grueling battle, Snowden evolved into a Latios, holy shit! He now has the ability synchronize, but he'll still be Snowden in by heart. His sp. attack is 140, so that powder snow will really pack a whallop!
>Last up was Marshal, whose name was now Leo.  He first sent out a vanillish. It was taken down easily by snowden. Next up was articuno, which took down Snowden. So I sent out Atlas. He was taken down, too. Articuno took both SteveIrwin down, too.
>So after a rematch with the other three, I was ready to take on Leo once again! He sent out his bonsly this time instead of his articuno. He sent out his Elekid next, which Atlas easily took care of. I was defeated again by his arti-cunt-o.
>ANOTHER rematch with the Elite 4 later...
>I decided to take on Leo and his stupid Articuno first. John Cena was the one that ended its misery.
>After beating the rest of the Elite 4 with ease, I go up to the stairs to run into N.
>After exploring his castle, him and I finally meet face to face. He sends out his jigglypuff, and then the dark stone awakened, revealing to contain a thundurus! I catch it and name it Zeus. Now the real showdown can begin! We send out a jigglypuff and Atlas respectively. Atlas 1-hit-KO'd that bitch! Then dodrio was sent out, Atlas sweeped it! Next was his nidoqueen, which was easy as pie for Atlas! Next was his slowbro, then was his mammoswine. The last pokemon was his mudkip. The battle was won!
>Next came his adoptive father Ghetsis, who changed his name to Zoey. He summoned his cleffa first, which was easily taken down by Atlas. Next came his haunter, then an articuno, Atlas was taken down. John Cena was up next. He took care of the articuno. He sent out his Shaymin next. John Cena was taken down by the cute hedgehog. Next up was Snowden; who took care of the shaymin. Next came his armaldo. I switched to Jerry. The armaldo was taken down with several steel wings. Last up was his shroomish, which was taken down fairly easily.
>After Zoey's defeat, N said his final goodbyes; and flew off on his jigglypuff. And my journey was complete.
>I completed my journey with the following:
>Atlas the Regigigas Lv. 47
>Snowden the Latio Lv 51
>Sheila the Steelix Lv 46
>SteveIrwin the Feraligatr Lv 44
>Jerry the Honchkrow Lv 46
>John Cena the Herracross Lv 43