BallsOfFluff

Dear God Why.

May 26th, 2012
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  1. >adopt a fluffy pony
  2. >a purple and dark blue alicorn, really rare
  3. >realize it's luna, booyah
  4. >make it my bitch, make it suck me off and make my breakfast
  5. >"daddy, why you make me suck youw wowipop?"
  6. >cause it's cream filled and i know how much you LOVE cream
  7. >it stops, refuses. says "cweam howwibwe, hate cweam! no suck wowwipop!"
  8. >FINE!
  9. >lock it in a cage
  10. >throw it outside, into the rain
  11. >it screams "pweez!!! wiww suck wowipop!! i wiww!!!"
  12. >fuck you luna! throw a bucket of meat onto her
  13. >wild dogs attack the cage
  14. >she's shit scared, cowering, getting the odd scratch now and then
  15. >leave her there for two days
  16. >she is too scared not to suck me off.
  17. >Fluffjobs every day, when and where i say.
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