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Costumes and preparations - both lively! 1-3H

Oct 11th, 2018
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  3. Costumes and preparations - both lively! 1-3H
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  5. [Sumi's room]
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  7. Mit: Hey, Utanon... I know we're a delivery service, but why do we have to sneak in at night!?
  8.  
  9. Uta: Shh! You'll wake the target up!
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  11. Mit: What do you mean target!? This is Sumi-chan's room!
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  13. Uta: Look, it's an old tradition to put presents into stockings, right?
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  15. Mit: That's not Halloween, that's Christmas!
  16.  
  17. Sum: Zzz...
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  19. Uta: Shh! Now, where's the stocking...
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  21. Mit: Sneaking into an elementary schooler girl's room at night and searching for stockings... That's definitely some deviant behaviour.
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  23. Uta: Don't talk about Santa Claus that way.
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  25. Mit: I'm talking about us two! And there's no way a pumpkin would fit inside a stocking anyway!
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  27. Sum: Sonocchi, no... Don't put pickled plums... on the navel...
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  29. Mit: E-Exactly what dream is she having... And why are we in Sumi-chan's room in the first place?
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  31. Uta: I originally wanted to deliver them to Itsuki-san, the Halloween leader, but, well...
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  33. Mit: Ah... Since they live in an apartment, there'd be proper security measures...
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  35. Uta: Not that. If Fuu-san attacked while half-asleep the pumpkin would break!
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  37. Mit: So it's for the pumpkins, not because you were worried about the police or anything...
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  39. Sum: ...N-No... I will never succumb to evil... Eeee![1]
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  41. Mit: L-Looks like... In her dream she tried resisting but still got turned into a cyborg...
  42.  
  43. Uta: The dark side is terrifying.
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  45. Mit: Wait... We don't have time for this! If she wakes up, there'll be trouble!
  46.  
  47. Uta: You're right! We have to carry all of the pumpkins in!
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  49. Mit: Uuuh, they're heavy.
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  51. Uta: Up we... go! Phew. Up and... down!
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  53. Mit: U-Utanon!? Why are you stacking those pumpkins on top of each other!?
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  55. Uta: Eh? I thought I would put them up like a snowman for that festive mood.
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  57. Mit: I told you, this isn't Christmas! Stop wasting your time on weird things and hurry up!
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  59. Uta: Waah! Don't pull me like that, my balance...
  60.  
  61. Sum: Huh!?
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  63. Uta/Mit: Waaaah!
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  65. Uta: Mii-chan, time to scram!
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  67. Mit: Utanon, that's so something a villain would say! But we do need to run!
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  69. Sum: ...H-Huh? A dream? Huh? Why is everything so orange...
  70.  
  71. Sum: Gyaaaaaaaah!
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  73. ===
  74. Notes:
  75. 1 - Battle cry of Shocker mooks from the original Kamen Rider, parodied in 2017's Itsuki/Utano birthday event.
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