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- Costumes and preparations - both lively! 1-3H
- [Sumi's room]
- Mit: Hey, Utanon... I know we're a delivery service, but why do we have to sneak in at night!?
- Uta: Shh! You'll wake the target up!
- Mit: What do you mean target!? This is Sumi-chan's room!
- Uta: Look, it's an old tradition to put presents into stockings, right?
- Mit: That's not Halloween, that's Christmas!
- Sum: Zzz...
- Uta: Shh! Now, where's the stocking...
- Mit: Sneaking into an elementary schooler girl's room at night and searching for stockings... That's definitely some deviant behaviour.
- Uta: Don't talk about Santa Claus that way.
- Mit: I'm talking about us two! And there's no way a pumpkin would fit inside a stocking anyway!
- Sum: Sonocchi, no... Don't put pickled plums... on the navel...
- Mit: E-Exactly what dream is she having... And why are we in Sumi-chan's room in the first place?
- Uta: I originally wanted to deliver them to Itsuki-san, the Halloween leader, but, well...
- Mit: Ah... Since they live in an apartment, there'd be proper security measures...
- Uta: Not that. If Fuu-san attacked while half-asleep the pumpkin would break!
- Mit: So it's for the pumpkins, not because you were worried about the police or anything...
- Sum: ...N-No... I will never succumb to evil... Eeee![1]
- Mit: L-Looks like... In her dream she tried resisting but still got turned into a cyborg...
- Uta: The dark side is terrifying.
- Mit: Wait... We don't have time for this! If she wakes up, there'll be trouble!
- Uta: You're right! We have to carry all of the pumpkins in!
- Mit: Uuuh, they're heavy.
- Uta: Up we... go! Phew. Up and... down!
- Mit: U-Utanon!? Why are you stacking those pumpkins on top of each other!?
- Uta: Eh? I thought I would put them up like a snowman for that festive mood.
- Mit: I told you, this isn't Christmas! Stop wasting your time on weird things and hurry up!
- Uta: Waah! Don't pull me like that, my balance...
- Sum: Huh!?
- Uta/Mit: Waaaah!
- Uta: Mii-chan, time to scram!
- Mit: Utanon, that's so something a villain would say! But we do need to run!
- Sum: ...H-Huh? A dream? Huh? Why is everything so orange...
- Sum: Gyaaaaaaaah!
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- Notes:
- 1 - Battle cry of Shocker mooks from the original Kamen Rider, parodied in 2017's Itsuki/Utano birthday event.
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