YuYuYui CV - Comedy Event

Burst of laughter comedy stage opening

--(1)--

[Hero Club room]

Kir: Haa...

Aka: Look, Shizu-senpai is sighing. Lost in thought looking outside the window.

Shi: This is rare.

Sum: Well, from what we can see, it doesn't seem too serious though...

Aka: As serious as imitating smoking with a chocolate cigarette can get.

Yum: What could have happened to you? Shizuka-san. Why would you be sighing?

Kir: Aah... Yumii, ye're here.

Yum: Y-Yes.

Kir: Yesterday burnt sauce mochi cheese mentai... Today burnt sauce mochi cheese mentai.

Kir: Tomorrow burnt sauce mochi cheese mentai! And the day after probably burnt sauce mochi cheese mentai!

Kir: Repeatin' the same thing every day, I don't even feel alive!

Yum: B-Burnt sauce mochi cheese mentai...?

Ren: Takoyaki topping, isn't it.

Yum: I-I don't understand too well, but... Could you not simply change toppings?

Ren: Hmph, yes, you do not understand, Yumiko. Shizu-san is speaking only metaphorically, correct?

Kir: As 'pected of Rokku! Got it right!

Kir: Everyday life needs some kinda spice like green laver! This world critically lacks comedy!

Yuu: Is green laver a spice...?

Kar: That's the problem!?

Kir: The world ends when comedy ends! Comedy is life itself! Right?

Fuu: Well, I can agree smiles are important.

Kir: That right, smiles are important. Meanin' comedy is important!

Fuu: Sorry, that I don't follow.

Sek: We already did comedy for the culture festival, didn't we?

Kir: This is far from enough. Comedy is like food. Can't live without your daily fill.

Son: Shizuka-senpai's comedy is so amazing, I actually wouldn't mind having it every day~.

Gin: Ah, me too! It's like rich taste, but you don't get tired of it.

Mas: How about a stand-up right here, then?

Kir: Talk about halfhearted! It's not bad really~, but it lacks the element of surprise.

Kir: Since the theme is "add spice to everyday life". I want somethin' event-ish to make it feel special.

Kir: Can't we do an event to break free of the routine and make everyone laugh...

Fuu: Uum, the element of surprise, you said...

Yuz: Hello.

Fuy: Live long and worry-free! Let's have fun doing our club activities today again.

Kir: Yes! That's it!

Fuy: Mh?

--(2)--

[Hero Club room]

Fuy: Shizuka-senpai, do you need something?

Kir: Please, Fucchan! Will you do comedy with me!?

Shi: Ooh, this is the element of surprise...?

Yuz: W-What happened so suddenly?

Kir: Fucchan's a former entertainer, she should be good at comedy!

Aka: Talk about a casual stretch.

Kar: Being a former entertainer doesn't mean she has to be able to do comedy.

Kir: Yes, yer tsukkomis are weak, Karii! If ye're gonna make a sound argument, ya'll gonna need to put more energy into it and hit harder!

Kar: I'm just pointing it out though. You're a senpai too, I don't know how hard I can go.

Kir: Naive! On stage, there are no senpais our kouhais! Ya give it everythin' ya have for the audience's laughs!

Kir: Welp, you can still apologize backstage later, I guess.

Suz: H-How real... But these are important for human relationships~, yes, yes.

Kir: Ah, I'm talkin' about the pro's world though. Ya don't have to worry 'bout it.

Kir: So anyway, back to Fucchan. What's yer answer?

Fuy: Before I answer, I want to ask something. Why me?

Kir: Gonna need to give a serious answer, heh. First, you got composure on stage.

Kir: Next, you're sharp. And ya got the actin' skills for a comedy skit. And both are crucial in comedy.

Kir: With your power, I'm sure we'll make somethin' great. So? Please, that's it!

Fuy: I understand. Let's do it. And it makes me happy how high you evaluate my skills.

Fuy: But more importantly, it sounds fun!

Kir: Fer real? Thank ya!

Kir: A'ight! Let's give a call and reserve a stage right now!

Kar: You're going to reserve the stage when you don't even know what you're going to do? Is that okay?

Kir: That's the life of a lone performer's live show. Once it's decided, ya just gotta do it.

Fuy: Cut all means of retreat! Um, I see, you have a point. Driving ourselves into a corner isn't bad.

Kir: Let's go with the stage the Hero Club's always helpin' out at.

Wak: Yes, the one I inaugurated, right. This one is a good stage.

Kir: Okay! We're gettin' funny now! This event name will be... "Comedy event"!

Kar: How original.

Wak: Yes, unoriginal. Being simple and easy to understand are important.

Kir: Free admission, free viewin'! Let's invite everyone in town to watch~.

Fuu: Of course. The full Hero Club will go there for laughs!

Kir: O~kay, let's get this started~~!!

--(3)--

[Gymnasium]

Kir: Today begins practice for the comedy event!

Kir: Though we'll start with decidin' what we'll be doin'. Anythin' you wanna do, Fucchan?

Fuy: My hope if you don't mind is to stick to my ideal! I already have a clear image in mind.

Fuy: Shizuka-senpai, you told me at the start, right? With my acting skills, I could do a skit too.

Fuy: It made me happy you estimated me so high. So I'd like to try doing a skit!

Kir: Ooh, the spirit to challenge yerself! Full of curiosity! This is so like ya!

Kir: Okay, let's limit ourselves to short skits and think of some jokes!

Fuy: Yes!!

Fuy: Adding another unnecessary boke here would be effective considering the relaxed vibe.

Kir: As expected of yer brain. That's not flash of inspirations! Okay, let's put in some moves and do it again!

Kar: I see you're practicing hard. Good job!

Fuy: Ooh, Karin-kun. Did you come to cheer us on?

Kar: Partially, but I spotted these spying on your practice, so I thought "why don't you call out to them?".

Sum: Ahaha... You found us out.

Shi: ...We only meant to peek a little, but it looked so fun we stared without realizing it...

Gin: Even just preparations look so much fun. It got me excited too!

Son: Right. Watching comedy is fun, but making it also seems fun~.

Kir: Oh. Wanna give it a shot?

Sum: Eh, are you sure?

Kir: Ye're welcome to! I've actually been thinkin' just 1 group is kinda bland~.

Kir: I didn't reserve the stage for long, but fittin' 3 more teams in there sounds possible.

Son: But isn't this going to reduce the time you have...?

Kir: Don't mind it, don't mind it. Doin' it together's fer sure more fun.

Fuy: And honestly, finding 3 or 4 jokes isn't easy. You really understand after you tried.

Gin: That sounds fun! Let's do it! Right? Karin-san!

Kar: Eh? Me too!? W-Wait, I'm-

Shi: ...Do we need duos with this number of people?

Kir: Fu fu fu, I've come prepared in case exactly this happened!

Kir: Teteteten! The automatic duo-making machine~~!

Kar: It's just a lottery box!

Kir: Put your hand in the machine, grab a paper, and wouldn't you know it! You've been automatically assigned a duo!

Gin: Oooh! Mechanical power is amazing!

Kar: Like I said, it's just a lottery...!

Kir: Nice one, Karii! Keep the tsukkomis up to this level for the show!

Kir: Come on, get your lottery paper. Hurry up before it's sold out~!

Kar: You just called it lottery! And it won't be sold out!

Kir: Nice, nice! Keep em' comin'!

Kar: I've realized maybe I can do this! If you're not going to draw a paper, I will!!

Shi: ...I'm glad she found the motivation.

Mit: Are you on break? Then good timing. I've brought you refreshments.

--(4)--

[Gymnasium]

Fuy: Alright, we're making unstoppable progress. Now all our duos have been decided.

Kir: Result of the lottery, everyone's duo is as follows!

Kir: First is Sumirin and Karii!

Sum: Karin-san's tsukkomis have no match in the Hero Club. It is very reassuring.

Kar: If we're doing this, we're going all out. Let's do our best!

Kir: Next up, Noginogi and Shizutan!

Son: Did you want to do comedy too, Shizuku-senpai?

Shi: I'm also a Hero Club member... I had a feeling I would give a performance like this one day.

Kir: And lastly, Ginbou and Mitorin!

Gin: Glad to have you, Mito-san!

Mit: E-Eeeh... When did I agree to this...?

Mit: (I just came to offer them refreshments, but when I saw them happily drawing lots, I went with the flow, and...)

Mit: (W-What now? I should still be able to decline...!)

Gin: Man, I can't wait!

Mit: Eh? R-Really...? You don't dislike your duo with me?

Gin: Of course not! I'm excited to see what we can come up with together!

Mit: ...! I-If you say so, I'll do my best too!

Kir: A'ight. Guys, we don't have much time until the performance, so get practicin' hard!

Kir: If I can be of help, don't mind askin' me for advice. I'll do my best to bring a smile to everyone's faces!

Everyone: Ooh!!

Sum: We can keep going! You can give even harder tsukkomis!

Kar: Haa, haa... As expected of you. Don't mind if I get serious, then!

Kir: T-They're doin' comedy, yeah...? This team's a bit too serious..

Son: Shizuka-senpai~, I'd like some advice.

Kir: Okay, be right there!

Mit: W-What's up with that...

Fuy: Uum, that's...

Mit: Uuh... You can be honest with me, Fuyou-san. I know my tsukkomis aren't there yet...

Mit: I'm not good at dismissing what people are saying. But I'm even worse at bokes...

Gin: I don't really get it, but can't you take stuff like boke and tsukkomi more freely?

Gin: Don't try to fit into a mold, let's find a type of comedy that fits you!

Mit: My own kind...?

Fuy: Ah! In that case, what do you think about this?

Fuu: They're all hard at work, huh.

Yum: Yes. I was skeptical of the unexpected pairings, but this looks to be quite interesting.

Yuu: I'm looking forward to it! Do your best, everyone!

--(5)--

[Noh stage]

Fuu: Today is the long-awaited comedy event.

Aya: There are a lot of audience members outside of the Hero Club too.

Fuu: We gotta be thankful for all the connections we made during our regular activities.

Meb: Aren't Shizuku and Sonoko-chan going first?

Yuu: Ah, they're here! I can't wait~!

Son: Number 1! Sonoko & Shizuku~~.

Shi: We'll do impersonation~.

Suz: Impersonations, just like that!?

Shi: If a rich lady were to drink a carbonated drink~.

Sek: And a what a if!?

Son: Rattle-rattle-rattle~!

Shi: Wonderful shaking. How swaying. What a shake desuwa. Beautiful agitation desuwa.

Shi: How shaky. How shaky. It's going to foam shwaaaaaaah.

Son: Here, mentos!! What if this candy were to make a thrilling encounter~?

Shi: Thank you, I calmed down.

Son: No, don~~'t! Don't you know about cola mentos~!?

[Audience seats]

Mas: Pft, ahaha!

Tak: I think I like this kind of comedy!

Meb: Fufu. We could clearly tell where Shizuku's rich lady imitation came from.

Yum: D-Do I perhaps seem like this to you...?

Mas: Minowa-chan and Fujimori-chan are next. Guessing from the mike's position, is it stand-up?

Uta: Mii-chan, fight~!

[Stage]

Gin/Mit: Hi~~!

Mit: T-...This may seem sudden, but I'm bad at ordering food delivery on the phone.

Gin: That's not good!

Gin: What if you suddenly wanted to eat delicious soba so bad you got trouble breathing!?

Mit: If I had trouble breathing, I think I would rather call the hospital than the soba restaurant...

Gin: Let's train! I'll play the role of the store employee, try calling me.

Mit: Thank you! Then let's get started. Riririring, riririring...

Gin: Clack. Yes, Minowa taxi here.

Mit: This isn't a soba restaurant!

Mit: But this works too! Taxis are so convenient!

Wak: She won't retort!?

Gin: What can I do for you?

Mit: Right, a taxi for Sanshuu Middle School, please.

Gin: Would you like a hot or a zaru taxi?

Mit: No, these are soba... But I'm sure you tried to suit my preferences, thank you!

[Audience seats]

Anz: I've heard of stand-up duo where no one retorts but, I get it now...!

Uta: This is a perfect fit for Mii-chan's personality!

Gin: Please eat quickly before it gets stretched and soggy.

Mit: Wait, if a taxi... that makes it a limousine! You're right, I wouldn't want the price to get too high!

--(6)--

[Noh stage]

Kar: Why that!?

Kar: Kuh...! I expected nothing less from you! A powerful tsukkomi like a type 92 heavy machine gun!

Kar: Fufufu... My dual-wielding sword training was worth it, how are my dual-wielding tsukkomis!?

Sum: In that case, I will also fight back with my best tactics!

Kar: ...Wait, don't go so far away my tsukkomis can't reach you! It's harder when simple!

Kir: A'ight, it's almost our turn.

Fuy: Let's brace ourselves and do our best! To make everyone smile!

Kir: Yeah, that's the spirit! Let's go!

Aka: It's Shizu-senpai's turn.

Yuz: So these 2 are last. I was having fun, it's sad that this is the end.

Ren: Here they come. Shizu-san, Lily. Entertain Miroku till the end.

Kir: Short skit, "gym"!

Kir: Oh, they built a gym here, heh. I've been lackin' exercise lately.

Kir: "Currently offering free trial membership". Now that sounds nice. Ya got me excited.

Kir: Let's give a try. 'xcuse me~!

Fuy: Ah, welcome!

Fuy: Haa haa, h-have, cough! Have you completed the r-registration...!?

Kir: Ye're kidding me!? Ye're ready to fall over just walkin' to me!!

Fuy: By choosing us, you will gain a healthy body and inexhaustible stamina!

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Kir: Eeh... Ye're absolutely not convincin'...

Fuy: Okay! Watch me lift these 200kg dumbbells in each hand and twist my hips rhythmically!

Kir: Too quick! We skipped a few too many steps here!

Kir: I'd like to start with a trial.

Fuy: Ah, all my apologies! Thank you for your trial membership!

Fuy: So, how many days are you staying?

Kir: I ain't staying the night here! How long is a trial anyway!? Ye're doin' sweet summer memories too!?

Fuy: Haha, customer.

Fuy: It's not summer, we're in fall.

Kir: I know that!!

Fuy: Haa haa, cough!

Kir: Ye're kiddin'!? Ye're exhausted just from talkin'~~!

Yuu: Ahahaha, that was fun~!

Tou: What a light-hearted event this was. The townsfolk have laughed plenty too.

Yuz: I'm starting to understand what Shizuka-san meant by "the world needs comedy".

Kir: Right? I'm glad everyone got to the see what comedy in the raw is today.

Fuy: Not only seeing, doing it is almost unexpectedly fun.

Kir: Let's do that again, the people who watched this time, feel free to call me!

Tam: Me! Me! Tama wants to do it next!

Yuz: If Lily says so, maybe I should give it a shot... It made me interested.

Kir: I'm gonna keep doing comedy to cheer up everyone~!