Anonfilly Sneaks into an R-Rated Film

>You are Anonfilly
>And today, you will finally get some freedom
>You had asked Twilight if you could go see the new Daring Do film that had just come out
>All by yourself
>Unsurprisingly, she was reluctant. But ultimately, she agreed
>Soon, you would be on your own
>Just as soon as she finished making sure you were "prepared"
>"Okay, uh, you remember how to get there, right?"
"Yes, Twilight..."
>"You know not to take any of the back roads, and to stay where other ponies can see you?"
"Yes, I know."
>"And if anyone tries to get you to come with them, you know what to do, right?"
"Don't go with them, duh."
>She frowns
>"Anon, staying safe is not a joke. This is serious."
>You roll your eyes
"I know how to take care of myself, Twilight. I'm a grown ass man."
>She gives you a strange look
>"Well, you aren't anymore, and I don't want anything to happen to you..."
>Damn, she is overprotective
"Are we good?"
>She thinks for a while
>"You have the bits for the ticket?"
>You shake your saddle bags, the coins jingling in them
>"Okay, good..."
"So, can I go now?"
>She bites her lip
>"J-just one more thing"
>Her horn glows for a second, and a small magic bolt zaps your flank
>It doesn't hurt, but it makes you jump
"Ow, what the-"
>You catch yourself, don't want to screw this up by cursing at her
"-what was that?"
>"Just a little spell for my sanity. So that I can find you in case something does go wrong."
"Nothing is going to happen, Twilight. I'll be fine."
>Finally, she looks satisfied with herself
>"Okay Anon, I trust you."
>She kisses you on the cheek
>"Have fun at the movies, and please be home for dinner!"
>You give her a smile
"Bye Twilight, see you later!"
>You trot out of the castle door, and down the streets of Ponyville, off to the movies
>A mischievous smile on your face the whole way


>You arrive at the theater, and wait in line for your ticket
>Seemed like a standard turnout, not too many ponies around
>After a few minutes, it was your turn
>You step up to the ticket booth, and open your saddle bag
"One ticket for the new Daring Do, please!"
>You give your best "adorable filly smile"
>"Aww, aren't you just precious."
>She looks around
>"Are your parents nearby?"
>Damn, play it cool. You've got this
"My mommy let me come all on my own! She's the princess of friendship, so if she thinks I'm ready, then I must be!"
>She suddenly looks surprised
>"P-princess Twilight Sparkle is your mother?"
>You nod
>"Well, I shouldn't worry then. I'm sure she has everything under control."
>You look at her expectantly
>"Oh, right! That'll be eight bits, sweetie."
>You lay the bits on the counter, and she hands you your ticket
"Thanks!"
>You give her another smile as you walk in, just for good measure
>Inside the theater there is a small concession stand, and a hallway with all of the movie rooms
>You decide you'd rather not get ripped off, and skip the concessions
>Now for the fun part
>You walk down the hall, reading the names of all the other movies that are playing
>Daring Do, Daring Do, Daring Do... yeah, they hyped this up big time
>Power Poines, nah
>Hey, here we go. An R-rated film!
>"A-mare-ican Psycho"
"Fucking hell"
>After groaning at the terrible horse pun, you decide this is your best bet
>You look around to make sure nobody is watching, and carefully sneak your way in


>The movie has already started, and the room is dark
>Perfect
>Everyone's attention is on the film, so they don't notice you climbing up to the back of the room
>You take a seat and try to catch up on the film
>Looks like it's basically the same concept as the version you know, just... horseified
>You watch the movie for a while
>It's actually a lot tamer than what you remember
>You aren't really surprised, most stuff in Equestria is much less explicit than back home
>It's more like a PG-13 film now, but whatever. You'll take it
>Currently, Patrick- er, "Patty Blossom", is explaining her taste in music
>Oh shit, here comes the dubs part!
>You hope those fuckers didn't leave that out
>She walks up to the record player, and goes to turn it on
>Your tail swishes around excitedly
>Here it comes!
>Suddenly, the film cuts out, and the room gets brighter
>Dammit
>"We're sorry for the inconvenience, and will have the film back on shortly. Thank you for your patience."
"Ugh"
>You roll your eyes. Leave it to the ponies to screw things up
>Oh shit, the lights
>You crouch down in your seat, hoping not to be seen
>Suddenly, the doors barge open, and you hear ponies gasping
>"P-princess?"
>Your heart skips a beat
>There aren't any other princesses you're not aware of, are there?
>"Anon!"
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
>You curse silently to yourself, slipping out of your seat and trying to stay hidden
>You can't see what's going on in the front
>You stay down, hoping she won't find you


>Your hopes are dashed as you feel a tug on your ear
"Aaah, ow!"
>"I can't believe you, Anon. And after I put so much trust in you, too!"
>"Not only are you far too young to be watching a film like this, but you also broke the law by sneaking in here!"
"Too young? I'm like thirty ye- aaah!"
>She pulls on your ear with her magic again, dragging you out into the walkway
>"I don't want to hear any of your excuses, you know better than this!"
>"Now I'm glad I put that tracking spell on you."
>So that's what that was. Shit
>"I thought I was overreacting. I thought I would come down here and find you right where you should be, and feel bad for doubting you... But I guess I was wrong."
>She pulls again, harder, as she leads you down the walkway
"Ow! T-twilight, you're hurting me!"
>"You're hurting me too, Anon... I trusted you..."
>Tears fill your eyes, both from the pain in your ear, and from Twilights tirade
>You can clearly hear the sadness in her voice, and can't help but feel like shit
>"But now I know better... You won't be allowed to do anything like this for a long time, and I am going to keep a closer eye on you from now on."
>"It's going to take a lot of work to get me to trust you like this again."
"I-I'm sorry..."
>Damn, you actually mean it
>"You're going to have to prove that to me, Anon."
>She pulls you out through the front of the theater, past the ticket salespony
>She has a look of terror in her eyes
>"Oh my, P-princess! I'm sorry, I should have known better than to let her in on her own!"
>"No, don't worry. I'm the one who should have known better..."
>That comment felt like a knife to your heart
>You have never felt this bad about breaking someone's trust in your life
>She lets go of your ear, and you both walk silently home
>You cry the whole way, regretting every choice you made today