xmas

Here comes Andy Cloggs, here comes Andy Cloggs, shitting right done your throat
Squattin’ and Shitten and all his loggers pulling on the reins
Bells are ringing, children singing, all is shitty and brown
So hang your jaws and say your prayers, 'cause Andy Cloggs comes tonight
Here comes Andy Cloggs, here comes Andy Cloggs, right down your throat Lane
He's got a bag that's filled with logs for boys and girls again
Hear those dingleberries jingle jangle, oh what a beautiful sight
So jump in bed and cover your head, 'cause Andy Cloggs comes tonight
Here comes Andy Cloggs, here comes Andy Cloggs, right down your throat Lane
He doesn't care if you're rich or poor, he clogs you just the same
Andy Cloggs knows we're all Log’s children, that makes everything right
So fill your throats with Sliddmas cheer, 'cause Andy Cloggs comes tonight
Here comes Andy Cloggs, here comes Andy Cloggs, right down your throat Lane
He'll come around when chimes ring out that it's Sliddmas morn' again
Peace on Earth will come to all if we just swallow logs tonight
So let's give thanks to the hole above, 'cause Andy Cloggs comes tonight
Here comes Andy Cloggs, here comes Andy Cloggs, right down your throat Lane
Squattin’ and Shitten and all his loggers pulling on the reins
Bells are ringing, children singing, all is shitty and brown
Hang your jaws and say your prayers, 'cause Andy Cloggs comes tonight