The Titan Comes Calling - Mating Rituals [EX] 2
A "Wandering" Inn Fanfiction by MidniteLulz

The titam of baleros, NIers atroganam stood outside the inn of Liscor, the "Wandering Inn". Inside was the luveo f his live, Erin Solstice, and he was here for a very important mission: to make a sex to her. He smiled as he looked up at the inn and alked into the inn. The secret was he was only 12 inches high, because he was a fragling.

The door bruts opena nd Erin looked at Niers Astronomicon, the Titan of Baleros. "Oh, hello" she said, holding a plate of food, "Who are you? You're very small"

The Titan held up the chessboard he held and said "remember this?" Erin could only gasp as shhe looked at the cheeseboard. "Oh, your the partner for chess I fought against a lot." She said. "Yes" Niers

He smiled at her and said "now I have another game to play, it is called "Want to fuck with me?" Erin blusht and grinned a smile at him. "Sounds fun how do you play that?"

Near smiled at her and unzipped his pants, pulling out his dock. "Like this." He said. Erin looked at him and frowned, "But its only six inches I dont know if it will work."

Niers smiled and said "don't worry I have a secret poer as the Titan, its called "knowing friends"". he sanped his finger and pointed at the sky.

"What is" Erin said, before suddenly a staff hit the ground next to Niers Automaton. Niers held his arms out, as on the dark sid oe of the moon a voice said "MAKE MY MONSTER RGOW!"

Niers sudenly growed to regular human size, and his cokc became 12 inches, which Erin was happy to see. "i'm happy to see that" She said, as she slowly aproach the Titon.


*****

Upstairs, Pisces had just finished a long study session, having spent several hours studying the spell left for him by his secretive teacher. He stood from his desk, groaning slightly as he stretched his back, sore from having stooped over his notes for so long. He opened the door of his room, and glanced at Mrsha, who was passing by his room.

"Good morning," He said to her as he closed and locked the door to his room. Mrsha waved, and gestured towards the stairs to the roof before signing a few things in her sign language.

"Ah, you're going to go visit Bird? Be sure not to bother the Workers on your way up. You might get squashed beneath them if you're not careful."

Mrsha nodded, and signed an affirmative to him, before scurrying up to the third floor. Pisces glanced down the stairs, and inhaled, taking in the scent of the bacon still lingering in the air. It had been hours since breakfast, but one benefit of living in the Wandering Inn was that you hardly had to worry about being late for meals, with how well they kept.

"Smell rel good" Pisces commented. He took a few steps towards the stairs, before pausing, hand hovering over the banister. He shook his head slightly and cleared his throat. "Smells quite delicious." He looked around for a moment, confused, before putting it out of mind and heading downstairs.

He walked into a sight that stopped him dead in his tracks, as Erin was having the sex with a man pisce had never seen b4. "Ohhh ur the best at that" she moned as Nerd thrutsed hinto her with full force. "TYhat's why they call me the Titan baby" he said lovingly in her hair as he sequezed her boobies.

Ceria was a ta table nearby and started to maon as she watched "Wow thats hot" she said "and cool" (becaus she was a [freeze mage], get it?) She walked over and said "He can I get in on this frarling dick?" taking off her shirt and winking with both eyes.

Nears looked aprecitavely at her tits and nodded "Okay," he said, "I broght enough dick for the hole class."

Syria grined a smile and took off her shirt as she kiss Erin and stroke Titans chest. Niers took her shirt off and nibble on her neck. Pisces stared in confusion and shock as Yvlon and Ksmvr started to look meaningfully at each other. "Comrad Yvlon, can u explan what they are doing?" KMVS said, and Yvlon tok off her armo sand said "I"ll sow you."

Pisces hurried down the stairs, avoiding the commotion, staring around the room before meeting eyes with Seborn and Moore, sitting at a far end of the inn.

He quickly sat down at the table, staring over at the hnot fuccing going on over at the other end of the inn.

"What... exactly is going on?" He asked the two.

Moore remained silent, and Seborn spoke softly, tensing up as he watched the ongoings.

"Don't know, but whatever it is, it's spreading."

He pointed as Selys, in for a quick breakfast, stood up sexily and santered over to Recl, who was fucking Lyonet over a table. she gripd his arms and said "wow ur not as ugly as before" before kisng him on the msucle.

"I had worried as much, lol" Pisces said, before jerking in sudden shock and clasping his hand over his mouth. He stared at Seborn in alarm, eyes wide.

Seborn took a drink as he shook his head at Pisces. "It's starting to affect you too, isn't it?"

Pisces looked furtively around the room, before scrutinizing Seborn. "But, it's not affexing u yet. It looks as if it affects people at different rates."

Seborn shrugged. "Not sure what I can do about it, short of killing them."

Pisces pointed towards the roof.

"Take Mrsha." He ordered Seborn, "Get her out of this sexi inn"

Seborn glanced at Moore, who nodded to him. With a grunt, Seborn disappeared from sight. Moore merely sat quietly, watching the ongoings.

Pisces walked to the magic cool door and starated to unbtonn his rboe as he open the door.

Klbkch was on the other side, reaching for the handle.

"No," said Pisces, sultrily, "tell..... nnggg... Zevara.... she hot."

"Excuse me?" Klbkch asked, taken aback.

"Tell... Zevara... not to let anybody... in..."

"Is something wrong?" Klbkch asked, as Pisces slammed the door. He took the Liscor stone out of the door, and hurled it out the window, watching as Seborn landed on the grass outside, holding Mrsha, before taking off into the distance.

Pisc let out a sight of relef and ripped his robe off revealing a 10pack as he went ov3er and stared at Selys, bent over to grip on Relc tail.

"THIS HOEL WAS MADE FOR ME" Pisses said and thrust his dong into the her.

*****

On the war-torn continent of Baleros, in the port city of Talenqual, two living legends were about to collide. Geneva Scala, the [Doctor] who had grown a considerable reputation as the "Last Light of Baleros", was sitting at a desk in the building her Company had commandeered. She was looking over some literature that had been gathered, working on the logistics of several plans she had made.

A throat cleared itself, and Geneva looked up to find herself face to face with a squirrel Beastkin. Geneva jerked to an upright position, as the woman idly bit at an apple.

"Do you know who I am?" the squirrel woman asked between bites.

Geneva's throat closed up, and she failed to swallow. She could only nod in response. Her eyes darted to the drawer of her desk, where she knew a small crossbow had been left, just in case. Geneva slowly and subtly began to move her hand towards the drawer. She felt the knot in her throat clear out as Okasha helped her. Any time she could buy by talking was vital. Every second was precious.

"You're Three-Color Stalker. Head of the Forgotten Wing Company. Are you... here to kill me?"

Foliana stared at Geneva as she chewed, before shaking her head.

"Call me Foliana."

Geneva waited for a long moment, as her fingers slowly inched towards the drawer.

"So..." Geneva began, "Does that mean you're... not here to kill me?"

Genva slowly slid the drawer open, only to find it empty.

"Oh. Nah." Foliana responded, with a shrug. She tossed the miniature crossbow onto the desk. "You won't need that."

Geneva's heart began beating again, and she adjusted her hair. She looked around the room before focusing on Foliana, trying to regain her composure.

"Well, I can't tell you how much of a relief that is. I'd heard all kinds of stories, you know."

Foliana brushed at her shirt idly. "Don't worry, if I let you see me, I'm probably not here to kill you. Unless I want to surprise you first."

Geneva furrowed her brow, her relief faltering somewhat.

"Well, if you're not here to kill me-"

"Yet." Foliana corrected.

"If you're not here to kill me yet, what can I do for you?"

Foliana dropped a folio onto the desk, turned to face Geneva.

"I've heard you're the best [Doctor] on Baleros. I came to you directly, because it needs to remain a secret. Something is going on with Niers."

Geneva opened the folio, looking over the hand-written notes and sketches, presumably made by Foliana.

"Niers? As in, the Titan of Baleros."

Foliana reached over and drank some of Geneva's coffee.

"Yeah, that one."

Geneva read through the file quietly. Her face grew more serious, and her frown deepened, the more she read.

"While the symptoms are... fairly unique, this has all the markers of some sort of plague. It looks like it spreads through proximity and touch. Did you make contact with him?" Geneva asked Foliana.

Foliana nodded, scratching at her cheek.

"Yes, but I don't feel any different. I must be special somehow." She said, pulling a muffin from nowhere and starting to eat it.


Geneva put on her doctor's coat. "Well, we'll start with drawing some blood from you, if you consent. If you're a carrier, there may be a hint in your blood for a cure. Where is Mr. Astoragon now?"

Foliana gestured towards one of the sketches on the paper, of a large building on a hill. "Gather up some people. Whatever tests you need to make, I hope you can make them on the road."


***

Meanwhile, back at the Inn, busnes was the same as alway, except Niers was there no.

"That was some good sex, Erin" He said, to Erin who was cooking a c ake on the stove for everybody.
"yes" she said, smiling at him. He was still normal size now because the cruse was broken by true love w/ erin.

Ceria and Selys and Pisc had finish sex and were working on making the rets of the heatflame breasplate. "okay so well need a lot of diamond, because its how you get the strongest armor.

"How mauch" Selys ask, and Ceria ans pisces lookdd at each other before saying "4 for a helmet and you need 7 for pant."

"What about boots Selys said, and Pisce snorked. "No" He said.

Numbtong who was shirtless walked over an gave them 12 diamons, and said "you can have this if sex." with awink.

Outside the Inn, a small contingent of Liscor guards had gathered, led by Zevara and Olesm. They stared up as the entrance of the Inn beckoned to them.

"It's too quiet in there..." Zevara observed, looking over the Inn with suspicion.

Olesm nodded as he sidled closer. She spoke in a hushed voice, "Yes, but [Guardsman] Klbkch assured me that something was amiss."

Zevara shook her head. "No, something is definitely wrong. I meant it's way more quiet than it usually is. That's suspicious in itself."

Olesm opened and closed his mouth a few times, hesitating before finally conceding, "Err, yes, I suppose that scans."

A [Guardsman] pushed the door open slowly, spear at the ready. Inside, the immense common room was dark, and empty save for Moore, sitting alone at a table. He had a strange, far-off look on his face.

"Adventurer Moore." Zevara addressed him, "Where is everybody? I heard something happened in the Inn?"

Moore slowly turned his gaze to her.

"They all ignored me. Isn't that funny?" He looked almost on the verge of tears.

Olesm intervened diplomatically, shaking his head at Zevara. "Must be shock. Let's leave him be."

Zevara indicated the stairs, then pointed to 3 of the [Guardsmen].

"You three, with me. We'll check upstairs. The other two of you, go with Olesm, check in the kitchen, then in the basement."

The guard split up, and Zevara and her contingent disappeared up the stairs. Olesm nodded and gestured to his own group, as they quickly pushed the door open to the Kitchen. Inside the kitchen, they saw a sceen of erin's kitchen, whichw as full fo food.

Erin had made pizza and french fries and she has a bucket of ice cream made, with [wonder fare] so that it would make you breath ice. She smiled at Olism as he walked in, and gestured arond the kitchen "Hello"

Olesm stared around, before rubbing his eyes. "What... is something wrong with your kitchen?" He asked Erin, who was staring at him with a sort of far-off but vry sexy look in her grn eyes as she lok at Olsm.

"No my kitchen is fine, sily" She said, gigling at Olesm. "You want me to make u a pasta or somethin? Or do you wan to play chest?"

One of the [Guardsmen] next to Olesm dropped their spear, wandering ahead to start eating som of the deliciso hamgerbers, shoving them into his moth with both hand. "OH GOD ITS SO GOOD" He said.

"Hey! You can't just do that!" Olesm shouted at him. "I know she gives out free food, but you have to at least... ask... her?"

His words trailed off as he stared at Erin, who had stood to her feet and was swaying in a hypontic fasion, swaying her hips at him as she hedl her hands up to greet him.

"its okay, Olsm. She whipered, "Its free. It's all free. Were all free. come be free with us :)"

She reachd down and took her shit off, exposing her bobs to the open air.

"UH." Olesm stammered, backing up. "Erin, what are you doing? Are you drunk? No, wait, you have [Alcohol Immunity], don't you?"

Behind Erin, Lyonette came out of a cupboard, wearing a pot on her head. "i have a crown lol" she said, before satnding up and embracadering Erin.

"Be my [Prints]" she whispered into Erins ear, as she cuped Erins boobs.

"Lyonette is a secret princess, but don't tell okay" Erin said confidentially.

Olesm was speechless as he watched, and Erin began reaching out to him. By this point, the other [Guardsman] had started lounging and eating a bowl of popcorn. The gaurdmsman clapped at Erin, laffing as Olesm stared out in confusion and horror.

"be free with me lol" Erin said, lunging 4 Olesms wonderrod.

Olesm leapt back, mind racing. Something was definitely wrong here, and he suspected that it was more than just drugs. Recalling the recent encounter with the Wistram mages, Olesm checked a small ring on his hand, but detected no illusions. He had to warn Zevara.

He raced upstairs, and opened a door.

"Watch Captain Zevara, are you in-?"

Inside the dark room, Ksmvr stood facing away from the door. As Olesm watched, Ksmvr silently raised his three arms into a F pose, splaying them rigidly out at right angles to his body. Each hand held a knife or sword. Ksmvr trnet around and stared at Olesm intimidiatingly.

"DOMINANTS" he shouted, before racing at the door. Olesm slammed it shut. The door shook with the impact of Ksmvr slamming into it. Olesm leaned back on the wall of the hallway opposite the door, bracing it shut with his feet. As the door shook, he noticed a discarded spear below him, and managed to reach down and jam it into place. The spear creaked ominously, but held, at least for now.

"I need to move fast..." Olesm muttered, as he looked between the buckling spear and the foot of the stairs, where Erin and Lyonette, now fully nude begins to walk up the stars, rubbing senssualy at each other and themself.

"how abot a game of sex-chess," Erin suggetsed, "Its like chess but sexy."

Olesm carefully hopped over the spear, before throwing himself to the next door. Inside, he found Yvlon and Pisces. Yvlon's arms were stumps, and as he stared, Pisces put a skeleton on the arm spot and said "[Skeleton arm]"

"I got the diea from Ceria" He splained, as yvlon nodded. "Wow, now my arm is not hurt." Pisc sniffed and said 'yes," and you will not be [Wounded wario], but [Skeleton warrior].

Vylon nodded "Yes." Both of them loked at Olesm.

"Uh oh, he saw" said Pisces. "I'll have to necromance him becaus your skelearms is a secret."

Yvlon gasped "oh no"

Olesm slammed the door as it slowly bagne to turn to skelton.

"What sort of fucking nightmare have I arrived into, lol?" Olesm said, before screwing up his face. "Wait, what did I just say?"

He moved down the hall, glancing back as Erin stepped over the spear, beckoning out to him as she played with her virginia and winked at him with one hand.

He opened the last door and saw Zevara seated at a bed. He rushed in and slammed the door shut.

"Watch Captain! We need to... Watch Captain?"

Zevara smiled at him, and stood up. She sanp her finger and her armor fell off, revealing that under her clothes she was secretly nacked.

"..." Olesm gulped.

"Ur veri sexi, Olesm" she said, "Im way better than Erin. Shes evil so Ill arrets her, don't worry."

"Zevara... snap out of it!" Olesm said. He lifted a charm and pointed it at her. "[Break Enchantment]!" He shouted. The charm flashed, but did not consume its charge.

"No enchantments?" Olesm asked incredulously, looking down at the charm.

Suddenly, Ceria came out from behind a modesty room divider, also nekd.

Olesm backed away from them, and then door behind him opened. Arms wrapped around him as Erin, Zevara, and Ceria embraced him, murmuring.

"I've... got to find a way... out of this trap." He groaned, "before this decadence saps my wits."

They rubt at him all sexy as their nimble fingers found their way below his clothing, tracing delicate lines on his sxi bpack abs and gluts and they smiled at him. He gasped in surprise as a pair of soft, warm hands found their way below his belt and clutched at what lay there (his benis lol).

"I've... got to be strong. And...nnng... try to hold on. Or else my mind may well... snap."

Zevara started to rippen his cloth off of he body as Yvlon flexd her skeleton arms in the backgrnd and Ksmvr fortnite danced at him.

"And my life... will be lived... ayyy lmao" he said, finally giving in as the heaving mass of flesh fell upon itself. With sex.

****

In a bush, a few hundred feet from the Wandering Inn, Geneva, Aiko, Luan, and Daly piled out in a heap. Foliana walked calmly out after them.

"Wh... where are we?" Aiko asked, dizzily rising to her feet.

"Outside Liscor. Niers came here not too long ago."

"Wait... Liscor?" Luan asked, "Isn't that thousands of miles away? How did we arrive here in a few hours?"

Foliana merely gazed indifferently at the man before shrugging noncommitally.

"Life has many doors, boat boy. Now, come on. We're running out of time."

They started for the Inn. Geneva held up a makeshift test tube.

"I have half of an antidote, but before I can complete it, I'll need a sample of the blood of patient zero."

"What, already?" Daly asked, "Don't things like that take a really long time? That seems kind of contrived, doesn't it?"

Geneva nodded. "Yes, it is, thank you. I do good work."

Daly had no rebuttal to that. He quickly changed the subject, pulling a small wrapped package from his pack. "Oh, here. Paige made this. She told me to give this to you, if an emergency ever reared its head. She said that there were a lot of things a doctor needed, but this was foremost among them."

Geneva cocked her eyebrow at Daly, before taking the package and opening it. She reached into it, and pulled out a polished, black Desert Eagle, which glinted in the sunlight. Engraved on either side of the slide were the words "GENEVA'S CONVENTION."

A tear came to Geneva's eye. "I'm finally a real doctor..." She said with a sad smile, before slamming one of the clips into the gun and putting it into her empty under-arm holster.


The gang began making their way towards the Inn, which squatted ominously on the hill before them.

Inside, they could hear various shouts, laughter, and other, stranger sounds. Geneva and her crew moved forward, as Foliana disappeared from view.

As they opened the door, they saw inside a nermal day of Erins' inn, where she was having a play on the stage, wher Relk and Ksmvr wer acting out like Hary poper sexcept it was a play.

"Your a wizart hary," Relk said, dreseed up as haggard. "DOMINANCE" Ksmvr sad shaking his head.

"Well, just harry, ur a wizard" Relc said, chucking.

Ceria and yvlon claped with their skeleton hands and and and pisces smiled as he kissed Slayes. Moore sat in a corner, head hung between his hands, openly weeping. Lyonette brout out a tray full of pizas, and started giving pizza to people in the inn, who began to eat the piza.

In a corner erin was arguing with zevara.

"i'mg onna arrest you!" zevara said, breathing fire in the air.

"No" said erin. "Youre mean :("

Olesm patted Zevara on the shudder. "Maybe let her go this time okay?" He asked. Zevara harumped but crosted her arms.

"Hmfp. She said, "This aint over [human]." she warned, before going to a corner to drink some firebreathing whiskey.

In another counter, the Titan of Ballers, Niers Astrology, stood at a ches board. he had no shirt and was very smile and handsome as he played at the chess. "check" he said, smiling, "you lose."

Toren swept the pieces off the board and sulked as Niers counted his bills he won.

Geneva gestured in the direction of the match. "That's... him, isn't it? I thought he was, er, smaller?"

"Everything is a bit odd in here, Geneva." Luan warned, "We should be careful."

Erin walked over to them.

"Don't let her touch you." Geneva warned under her breath as she approached.

"oh hi welcome to my inn, my name is Erin Solstics I'm from earth and ama [Magic Innkeeper]."

She smiled at the new people and held up a bowl of cie cream and getsured at them.

"Want some [ice cream]?" she asked?

"Oh, no thank you, we're ah, not hungry." Aiko said, bowing slightly, while subtly backing away.

Erin's face sudnly chang to angry becaus she nwe the were up to somethn becaus of her [daggersense].

"everyone liks ice cream" she said supiciosly.

"We do like ice cream!" Luan said, moving in front of Aiko, "But we just ate before we came here, so we don't have any room for ice cream."

He smiled at her, grimacing in a way that he desparately tried to make disarming.

Erin stood silen and stared at them for a little time before smiling and saying "okay! let me know if you have any question!"

She playfuly slap luan on the arm and went back to the in.

Luan went rigid and broke into a cold sweat as he stared at his arm.

"Looks like our timetable just moved up." Daly said morosely.

"Geneva, am I going to be okay?" Luan asked, staring at the spot on his arm as if it might suddenly start erupting into a rash.

Geneva was silent in response to Luan, but looked towards Niers. "We'll have to hurry and get his blood to complete the antidote"

The group headed for the Titan, who was now playng ches on 3 diferent people and wining at all of them while he smiled.

As they made it to his tables, around the Inn, eyes began to turn to lock onto them, their presence standing out in stark contrast to the rest of the Inn's atmosphere, which was otherwise relly fun and free and cool :).

Just as they were about to speak to the Titan, they were cut off by Selys, who walket up to them and tuk her close off as she tuched Luan on the chest. "Helo handsom. Dont talk to h im, talk to me instead, and sex me."

Luan backed up a step, clutching his head.

"I... I'm married... but ur sexi so it ok"

He reached out for her, before clutching at his outstretched wrist with his other hand, hauling it back with great effort.

"No... no... " He muttered, shuddering with effort to stop being a cool guy and ruinin my ship :(

A hand clapped reassuringly on his shoulder.

"Don't worry, mate," Daly declared, "This is what I was made for."

He disrobed in one motion, looking over his shoulder as he moved between Luan and Selys. "You better find this cure, Geneva. Go on, then."

he moved forward and started at kising selys.

The Titan looked up and frowned at them as they came to his table.

"Mr. Astoragon?" Geneva asked, "My name is Geneva Scala."

Near smiled at her and said "ye, u ar the Lats Light of Ballers, I know about u because I know everythin" He winked at them each in turn.


Geneva nodded cautiously. "You flatter me, sir. If you don't mind, we need a sample of your blood. Foliana's asked us to."

Niers frowned at her "Why do you need my blod?" He asked, "you can do bad magic with blood."

Geneva shook her head, "No, no, we wouldn't dream of doing that. We are actually looking..." Geneva paused. She may not have had [Dangersense], but nevertheless, something was warning her about finishing the sentence. Unfortunately for her, Aiko finished the sentence.

"We're hoping to help cure you." She said gently.

Niers blinked at her, looking back at Geneva, before he raised his finger, pointing at them, and shrieking in an inhuman tone. The entire Inn stopped what they were doing and turned to face the newcomers.

Ksmvr began T-posing as he chargd and relc lepad off the stage. Pisc begn taking hs shirt off, and erin grab her jar of acid, while ceria began makin an [ice wall] for some raisin.

Foliana appeared behind Relc, grabbing him around the waist and hauling him up and backwards, slamming him headfirst on the ground behind her. She threw a Tripvine bag she had torn from his belt, and caught Ksmvr around the legs, tripping him up.

"DOMINUS" Ksmvr shouted, hackng at the vines.

"this is fcking lame :"(" relc said as he strugged to get to his feet. Foliana splashed some liquid in his face, and his movements slowed. She leapt up, vanishing again.

Daly flexed as he lifted Selys legs, summoning the attention of several Inngoers, who began making their way to him.

Yvlon and some guardsmen slammed into Luan, who braced with his oar to block them away from Geneva.

Geneva fired into the crowd, taking out 2 of the guardsmen, who fell to the ground. Pisces and olesm slamed into the oar, and Luan stumbled a step back as he struggled to hold them.

"G-geneva..." he muttered. His oar began to lower, then jerk back up. Beyond the three he held off, he soon found himself fighting himself as well.

"Geneva, I can't hold it back any longer."

Geneva backed up, shaking her head. "No, Luan, you can hang in there. We're so close!"

Luan croaked at Geneva, "K-kill me. Lmao, KILL ME XD" he shouted, dropping the oar and joinin the other cool guys, grining a smile.

Geneva raised her gun and fired into the crowd, screaming in agony as the bodies dropped before her.

She turned and hurried to Niers, who she grabbed and slammed against the wall.

"Alright, hold still, you!" She shouted, drawing a needle from her belt.

Niers lift his leg and kick her, sending her sprawleding back. He laffed and held his hands up.

"U cant bet me if i enter my final form." he sad, and suddenly glowed

"This is me when I go [Super fraeyan], he said, and his hair becam yellow and spiky.

Aiko pointed silently and incredulously at Niers, jabbing her finger in his direction.

"He can't do that, can he? Isn't that copyright violation?"

Geneva groaned as she got to her feet. "Fair Use Doctrine strikes again. I'll handle this."

She drew her gun and aimed it at the Titan of Ballers, and took a breath. "there is no spon" she said, and shot Niers.

Ners catched the bulet in his hand and thre it aside. "youl have to do better than that." he said.

Geneva smiled and shot him again, in the chest.

"AGH!" he said, geting shot. He fell back on the wall, and Geneva rushed forward. She grabbed some of his blood and put it in the test tube be4 throwin the tube to Aiko.

"Get out of here!" She said, "Finish the antidot lol. Cure us! No wait, dont."

"Come back and hav fun with us" she said, chagning her mind.

Aiko ran for the exit, as Foliana screened her, cutting off her attackers.

"now it jus u an me" Geneva smiled, as Ners grinned at her.

"this fite wil be legodary."

Outside, Aiko found Geneva's [Portable Lab], and set it to generate the Antidote, as she stared at the fighting within the Inn. Flashes of light and energy lanced through the windows and walls of the Inn as Geneva and Niers fought, then they suddenly ceased, as Geneva, too, fell.

As soon as the [Portable Lab] completed concocting the Antidote, Aiko snatched the jar up, and stood, facing the Inn. She took a deep breath and rushed back into the fray clutching the jar of antidote to her chest.

Inside the inn, things wer normal as foliana was handcuffed, with a leg iron on too and a ball-and-chain. "That's what u get for messin with police cops' relc and zevara said smugll"

Jenova was playing ches with Ners, who had erin on his lap.

"wlcom back to in :)" erin said, holding up a tray she sudnly had wich had hot dog on it.

 Aiko was suddenly seized by Ksmvr, who whiperd into her ere "DOMINATED"

Aiko struggled against his grip as she felt her mind start to dissolve into coolness and randum XD.

Jenova smiled and walked up to Aiko.

"Lol, u shudnt hve come back, but thanks for this." She wrenched the antidote jar from Aiko's hands, and held it up for the rest of the Inn to see before wandering back over to Niers Astoragon.

"im gona dunp out this antidote lol" she said, unscrewing the lid carefully.

"oh i didn tel u my name either i didn't think of it" she said to Niers. The Titam looked up at her confus as Geneva tipped the antidote liquid out, onto the table, and over her gun.

"uhhh lmao, ye u did, ur name is genva."

Geneva grinned a smile at him. "no lol"

The smile faded as she lifted the gun, replaced with a measured scowl.

"It's Okasha, you son of a bitch."

Okasha fired into Niers' thigh, then into Erin's arm. She stepped onto the table, then off of Niers' head, leaping to run along the wall as she shot into the Inn, delivering antidote-soaked bullets into the crowd.

She leapt off the wall, ducking behind the counter as Zevara breathed fire at her.

A frying pan suddenly flew into the air, and Okasha landed several shots onto it, ricocheting them directly into Zevara, Relc, and Olesm.
As Zevara recoiled back, the breath cut off, and Okasha vaulted the counter, firing and dosing Aiko, Ksmvr, and Ceria.

She posed dramatically as she reached the center of the Inn, and with her invitation, the rest of the Inn hurled itself towards her. Okasha spread a wild grin across Geneva's face as she spun, firing bullets as a steel lotus.


****

The smell of blood and chordite hung in the air for hours after the battle had ceased. Slowly, the wounded came to their senses, and the deceased were revived with the power of modern medicine. Geneva panted as she finished pouring a tiny bit of healing potion on Relc's chest.

"That should just about do it." she said.

"Ugh..." Erin moaned, clutching her head. "What even happened? I can't remember anything since this morning."

Olesm shuddered in response. "Some things are worth not remembering."

Daly, idly smoking a cigarette, walked up and clapped Geneva on the back.

"Go on, Okasha, ya cunt. You're a fucking legend."

Erin stared at him in horror. "Oh no. Is he still infected?" she whispered.

Geneva shook her head. "Worse. He's Australian."

The day continued, and the world turned, as the wounded licked their wounds, and tried to forget the strange events the day had brought. Niers apologized profusely. He wasn't quite sure what had caused it, but he would investigate it as soon as he returned to Baleros. With that, things were settled, or at least as settled as they ever would be.



Epilogue:

"I am Bird. Bird is me. La la la. Bird is free." Bird sang, scouting overhead for more birds to shoot. Erin and Lyonette stared doubtfully at him, with an extra dose of antidote.

"Bird bird bird. Free free free."

Lyonette gestured plaintively to Erin.

"Uh, I'm not sure, to be honest." Erin said in response, shaking her head.