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- Stranger: hiu
- Skunk: hi like buttsex?
- Stranger: Depends.
- Stranger: Is it a human butt?
- Skunk: whatever u want
- Skunk: i am both of them
- Stranger: you're both?
- Stranger: Transexual?
- Skunk: born as one
- Stranger: That's not possible mate :P
- Skunk: i have a pussy and a manchest, and man head
- Stranger: K
- Stranger: That's pretty cool
- Skunk: im not kidding
- Stranger: Well yea you are
- Stranger: you're obviously a fail troll
- Stranger: but it amuses me :)
- Skunk: playing with pussy atm
- Skunk: obviously not a troll,
- Skunk: jussaying,
- Stranger: Are you from the netherlands
- Skunk: uhm why? lmfao,
- Stranger: You sound like you are
- Skunk: how can i sound like one? i type lol
- Stranger: I meant the way you talk; the words etc
- Stranger: Like a Dutch that hasn't mastered English yet :P
- Skunk: awh k yeah i guess lol
- Skunk: true lol
- Skunk: im dutch :p
- Stranger: Cool im norse ;)
- ytuio9`: Davidi2 is a christian.. just sayin
- Skunk: nice
- Skunk: ever been here?
- Stranger: Davidi2 is a fag
- Stranger: and no i havent
- Skunk: shit country huh?
- ytuio9`: How did you know?
- Davidi2: actually he's pretty cool
- Skunk: awk k
- Stranger: well you said chrsitian
- Stranger: so I said fag
- Skunk: this is fucking funnt
- Skunk: funny,
- Stranger: protip for english
- Stranger: dont use commas everywhere
- Stranger: especially at the end of sentence
- Stranger: s
- Skunk: lol yeah thats just the way i type lol
- Davidi2: thanks for tip tho
- Stranger: no problem
- Skunk: i talk as a gamer thts it lol
- Skunk: can u say fagex is for the lose?
- Stranger: fagex?
- Skunk: never say never
- Stranger: spreekt u nederlands?
- Skunk: ja dat doe ik
- Skunk: but im not gonna talk dutch here lol
- Stranger: Why not?
- Davidi2: because it's a gay language
- Stranger: I don't think so
- Skunk: because ur talking in a room with uhm like 14 people lol so yeah and they are all from diff country's
- Stranger: There's only 2 of us
- Stranger: ?
- Skunk: yeah true sorry im high
- Stranger: ha ha
- Skunk: netherlands huh, legal weed
- Skunk: so yeah lol
- Stranger: i do not smoke weed
- Stranger: mom says it will cause my breasts to never grow
- Skunk: ur right weed is bad
- Stranger: and yea it is
- Skunk: awh but naah its only in uhm the whole thingy
- Stranger: what?
- Skunk: nvm
- Stranger: k
- Skunk: where are u frm?
- Stranger: I live in America right now
- Stranger: But norse roots
- Skunk: nice and how old are you?
- Stranger: 14
- Skunk: awh k haha, im 74
- Stranger: I doubt that
- Skunk: lmfao jk
- Skunk: naah im 17
- Stranger: nice, nice
- Skunk: 18 is better lol
- Stranger: nahhhh
- Stranger: lol
- Skunk: yeah, driving license u can buy drugs u can buy alcohol
- Skunk: so yeah lol
- Skunk: but u have to pay things to
- Stranger: well i dont plan on any of those except driving
- Stranger: but here you can drive at 16
- Skunk: but do u like buttsex?
- Skunk: yeah iknow
- Stranger: nah im a virgin
- Skunk: virgin 4 life?
- Stranger: no
- Stranger: for marrage
- Skunk: awh k yeah your 14 so its time to get FUCKED,
- Stranger: nah
- Stranger: no
- Skunk: but why for marrage?
- Skunk: thats not cool
- Stranger: because sex is sacred
- Skunk: why? u dont get die from it?
- Stranger: some idiots laugh at it
- Skunk: beside u get a nigger,
- Stranger: what? that makes no sense
- Skunk: u dont go die from sex?
- Stranger: that's true, but you don't die if you have sex with other people when you're married either
- Stranger: just because you dont die doesn't mean it's right :P
- Skunk: like i mean yeah ur ass is tight now so it has to get fucked right?
- Stranger: not really
- Skunk: awh k yeah i dont like buttsex even not with a girl
- Stranger: ok...?
- Skunk: i think its dirty, but how about ur pussy?
- Skunk: do u play with it?
- Stranger: thats kinda personal..
- Skunk: why its very normal every guy jacks off?
- Skunk: and 90% of the girls to
- Stranger: well I doubt they all go telling strangers about it
- Stranger: and before you say anything about anononymity
- Skunk: this omegle is anonymous girl,
- Stranger: it doesn't matter to me
- Skunk: wow ur ownage,
- Skunk: bet ur ownage in my shower to isnt :o?
- Stranger: what?
- Skunk: i mean like are u a naughty girl?
- Stranger: testing
- Stranger: uhhh no
- Skunk: test
- Skunk: are u a brave girl?
- Stranger: brave as in...?
- Skunk: everything listen to ur parents and shit?
- Stranger: if it makes sense yea lol
- Skunk: never have a boyfriend before marrage
- Stranger: well having a boyfriend would be different
- Stranger: but i havent had one because most boys are pigs
- Stranger: at this age
- Skunk: do u have a boyfriend?
- Stranger: no
- Skunk: i get it
- Stranger: k good, you're not quite as stupid as you seem then
- Skunk: but not every guy is a pig lol,
- Skunk: naah just normal gay
- Skunk: guy*
- Stranger: I bet you are.
- Skunk: omfg.
- Stranger: lol
- Skunk: but yeah whats the time there at the moment
- Stranger: 4:42 pm
- Stranger: ugh brb im gunna close my window
- Stranger: random smell coming in
- Stranger: smells like skunk or something
- Stranger: maybe burining rubber
- Stranger: burning*
- Skunk: awh k u should make urself warm with playing,
- Skunk: rub that clitty for me,
- Stranger: no thanks
- Stranger: like I said, guys are pigs etc
- Skunk: kk :p ur very brave lol,
- Stranger: no im just not stupid
- Skunk: yeah the most are but im not lol,
- Stranger: really?
- Stranger: you've failed to prove that so far...
- Skunk: yeah its on a fucking laptop i can be what i want lmfao,
- Skunk: but yeah im high to thats what i told u earlier lol,
- Stranger: ah ok
- Skunk: what are you doing
- Stranger: looking at my zodiac symbol prediction for today
- Skunk: uh lol k,
- Stranger: i think this is wayyyy offf
- Stranger: not the animal i remember..
- Skunk: wut?
- Stranger: nothing
- Stranger: this zodiac stuff is stupid anyway
- Skunk: i dont get it anymore lol
- Stranger: zodiac is the animal
- Stranger: that represents your year of birth
- Skunk: can u say zodiac is gay to?
- Stranger: well i dunno if it's gay, but it's pretty stupid
- Skunk: just say its gay thats better then stupid,
- Stranger: ok... the chinese zodiac is gay
- Stranger: happy?
- Skunk: hooray ty!
- Skunk: so yeah he is gay,
- Stranger: lol, you're super welcome
- Stranger: wait.... he?
- Stranger: zodiac is a system
- Stranger: not a person
- Skunk: yeah but the zodiac is gay,
- Skunk: sorry,
- Stranger: yea
- Stranger: brb candy
- Skunk: awh k and do u still smell the skunk?
- Stranger: nah i closed my window
- Stranger: mmmmmm love this type of candy
- Stranger: its like sour but sweet
- Stranger: lemon drops <3333333333
- Skunk: awh k what kinda candy?
- Skunk: looooooool
- Skunk: ur kidding
- Stranger: no they're awesome
- Stranger: dont you like them?
- Skunk: hmhm.
- Stranger: have you had one before?
- Stranger: holy crap it's freekin hot
- Stranger: lemme turn on the A C
- Skunk: lmfao, ur not 14 first of all,
- Stranger: air conditioning btw i know its different there
- Stranger: dunno if you have it
- Skunk: its allways cold here so why should i need it lol
- Stranger: exactly ;P
- Stranger: but it's not always cold here
- Skunk: but yeah this is funny,
- Stranger: ?
- Stranger: its just hot
- Stranger: not that funny...
- Skunk: yeah it is,
- Skunk: how long is this convo?
- Stranger: how am I supposed to do
- Stranger: theres no time on omegle
- Stranger: supposed to know*
- Skunk: bet anywhere else u can see it right?
- Stranger: yea but idr when we started
- Skunk: why not
- Stranger: it was right after i put my 2 year old brother to sleep
- Stranger: i wasnt looking at the time
- Skunk: hm, k and what are you doing now?
- Stranger: talking to you
- Skunk: yeah iknow,
- Stranger: lol
- Stranger: interesting though
- Stranger: you keep saying that
- Skunk: naah weird,
- Stranger: yea that lol
- Stranger: do you have any brothers?
- Skunk: yeah but uhh, how long is this convo
- Stranger: i dont know...
- Skunk: yes,
- Stranger: say nice, what's his name?
- Skunk: piet,
- Stranger: piet, thats cool
- Stranger: :O
- Skunk: i guess
- Stranger: my bro is 2 years old
- Stranger: he has a more american name lol
- Skunk: yeah i see whats his name?
- Stranger: david
- Stranger: i wish my parents had gone with a more dutch name
- Stranger: but meh
- Skunk: haha ok,
- Skunk: why?
- Stranger: i dunno
- Skunk: hm k
- Skunk: s stranger who are you? lol
- Stranger: ?
- Skunk: who are you?
- Stranger: I am a stranger
- Skunk: who are you?
- Stranger: .....
- Stranger: i dont want to say my name
- Stranger: thats the point of this program
- Skunk: how about ur lemondrops do they taste good?
- Stranger: it was just one
- Stranger: finished it a while ago
- Skunk: AC still on?
- Stranger: yea, why would I turn it off?
- Stranger: temperature doesnt really go down until later
- Skunk: i dont know.
- Stranger: k lol
- Stranger: oh btw Skunk
- Stranger: next time you guess someone from the channel
- Stranger: pick the right one
- The Stranger has disconnected.
- The length of this conversation was: 00:39:55
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