Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot attacks Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire but He jumps away!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot charges at Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire jumps away!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot misses Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot attacks Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire but He jumps away!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire: Help!  Save me!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot attacks Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire but He jumps away!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot stabs Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the right foot with his copper spear, tearing the fat through the xsmall cave spider silk sockx!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire: Help!  Save me!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire: Gruesome wounds!  Begone fear!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire: Help!  Save me!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot bashes Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the left foot with the shaft of his copper spear and the injured part explodes into gore!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The force twists the left ankle, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone and tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone!
A ligament has been bruised and a tendon has been bruised!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire falls over.
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire strikes at Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot but the shot is deftly parried by the copper spear!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot stabs Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the neck with his copper spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the upper spine's nervous tissue through the xsmall cave spider silk robex!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
The copper spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire loses hold of the oaken shield.
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire loses hold of the iron battle axe.
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire misses Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot pulls on the embedded copper spear.
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot gains possession of the copper spear.
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot stabs Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the upper body with his copper spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the left lung through the Xsmall cave spider silk robeX!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire is having more trouble breathing!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire attacks Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot but He jumps away!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot stabs Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the left upper leg with his copper spear, fracturing the bone through the XXsmall cave spider silk robeXX!
A tendon has been torn!
The force pulls the left hip, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone and tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone!
A ligament has been bruised and a tendon has been bruised!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire misses Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot kicks Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the left lower arm with his left foot and the injured part explodes into gore!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The force twists the left elbow, tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone and tearing apart the muscle and bruising the bone!
A ligament has been torn and a tendon has been torn!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire misses Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot kicks Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the head with his right foot, bruising the muscle!
The force bends the neck, tearing apart the fat and bruising the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been bruised!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire misses Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot punches Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the lower right back teeth with his left hand and the severed part sails off in an arc!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire misses Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot stabs Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the lower body with his copper spear, tearing the muscle and tearing the guts through the XXsmall cave spider silk robeXX!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
The XXsmall cave spider silk robeXX is ripped to shreds!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire looks sick!
The copper spear has lodged firmly in the wound!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire: I've been injured badly.  I feel hopeless.
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot pulls on the embedded copper spear.
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot gains possession of the copper spear.
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire strikes at Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot but the shot is blocked!
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot stabs Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire in the head with his copper spear, tearing the muscle, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire has been knocked unconscious!
Owe "Not a Hippie" Thelire has been struck down.
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot: Death is all around us.  I'm not uneasy.
Baron Von Pierce-A-Lot: Gruesome wounds!  This does not scare me.