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  8. [instrumental music playing]
  9.  
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  12. [man sighs] Okay, here we go.
  13. I think it's all set.
  14.  
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  16. 00:00:34,547 --> 00:00:37,838
  17. - Ah, yes! Okay. [chuckles]
  18. - Did you get it?
  19.  
  20. 4
  21. 00:00:37,922 --> 00:00:39,005
  22. - [man] Here.
  23. - You like it?
  24.  
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  26. 00:00:39,088 --> 00:00:40,808
  27. - [man] Love it!
  28. - [woman] Want me to do it?
  29.  
  30. 6
  31. 00:00:40,838 --> 00:00:43,172
  32. [woman] Teddy,
  33. you like your new fire truck?
  34.  
  35. 7
  36. 00:00:43,255 --> 00:00:44,797
  37. It's just like Daddy's.
  38.  
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  40. 00:00:45,005 --> 00:00:46,797
  41. Ted. Teddy!
  42.  
  43. 9
  44. 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,600
  45. Look at the camera.
  46. Look and say, "Hi, Mom."
  47.  
  48. 10
  49. 00:00:48,672 --> 00:00:50,005
  50. - [Mom] Hi!
  51. - Hi, Mommy.
  52.  
  53. 11
  54. 00:00:50,088 --> 00:00:51,838
  55. Well, look at her and say it.
  56.  
  57. 12
  58. 00:00:51,922 --> 00:00:54,547
  59. - Hi, Mommy!
  60. - [laughs] Good job.
  61.  
  62. 13
  63. 00:00:55,838 --> 00:01:00,588
  64. - [gasps] Merry Christmas 2007.
  65. - [softly] Merry Christmas.
  66.  
  67. 14
  68. 00:01:00,672 --> 00:01:02,755
  69. - Oh, be careful, honey.
  70. - [Dad] Get the camera.
  71.  
  72. 15
  73. 00:01:03,838 --> 00:01:05,713
  74. [whispers] Teddy. Teddy, come here.
  75.  
  76. 16
  77. 00:01:06,255 --> 00:01:08,755
  78. Look at this, huh! It's your sister.
  79.  
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  81. 00:01:08,838 --> 00:01:10,422
  82. Katie Cat!
  83.  
  84. 18
  85. 00:01:11,005 --> 00:01:14,005
  86. Katie Cat! That's good, dude.
  87. Gimme some.
  88.  
  89. 19
  90. 00:01:14,713 --> 00:01:18,005
  91. Merry Christmas 2008!
  92. Santa got Teddy a bike!
  93.  
  94. 20
  95. 00:01:18,088 --> 00:01:19,797
  96. Santa got Teddy a bike!
  97.  
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  99. 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:22,588
  100. - All right, wave to Mom. Say "Hi, Mom."
  101. - Hi, Mom!
  102.  
  103. 22
  104. 00:01:22,672 --> 00:01:24,088
  105. Say, "Thank you, Santa."
  106.  
  107. 23
  108. 00:01:24,172 --> 00:01:26,172
  109. - Thank you, Santa.
  110. - Thank you, Santa. [laughs]
  111.  
  112. 24
  113. 00:01:26,255 --> 00:01:29,338
  114. It's Christmas 2011! Whoo!
  115. What did we get?
  116.  
  117. 25
  118. 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,255
  119. - You guys, guys!
  120. - [Teddy] My turn!
  121.  
  122. 26
  123. 00:01:31,338 --> 00:01:34,005
  124. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
  125. What are you doing, you guys?
  126.  
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  128. 00:01:34,088 --> 00:01:35,088
  129. Come on!
  130.  
  131. 28
  132. 00:01:35,297 --> 00:01:37,713
  133. All right? What... What do we do? We...
  134.  
  135. 29
  136. 00:01:37,797 --> 00:01:39,422
  137. [both] Hug it out.
  138.  
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  140. 00:01:39,505 --> 00:01:41,755
  141. - [Dad] Hey, guys!
  142. - Hey, come here. Look!
  143.  
  144. 31
  145. 00:01:41,838 --> 00:01:46,172
  146. Okay, so most people don't know this,
  147. but reindeer love candy canes. Watch.
  148.  
  149. 32
  150. 00:01:46,255 --> 00:01:47,172
  151. [Dad] Oh.
  152.  
  153. 33
  154. 00:01:47,255 --> 00:01:48,922
  155. - [Mom] Hi.
  156. - [Dad] Is this true, honey?
  157.  
  158. 34
  159. 00:01:49,005 --> 00:01:50,925
  160. - I want a reindeer!
  161. - [Mom] You want a reindeer?
  162.  
  163. 35
  164. 00:01:50,963 --> 00:01:53,547
  165. [Dad] Oh, really?
  166. Where are we gonna keep this reindeer?
  167.  
  168. 36
  169. 00:01:53,630 --> 00:01:56,606
  170. - How about a fish? You want a fish?
  171. - [Dad] No, let's go with the reindeer.
  172.  
  173. 37
  174. 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:58,255
  175. - [Mom] Have two fish?
  176. - No.
  177.  
  178. 38
  179. 00:01:58,338 --> 00:02:00,588
  180. - [Mom] Look, look! She's eating it!
  181. - [Kate] So cool!
  182.  
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  184. 00:02:00,672 --> 00:02:01,981
  185. - [Dad] Look at that!
  186. - [Kate] Yay!
  187.  
  188. 40
  189. 00:02:02,005 --> 00:02:05,005
  190. - Merry Christmas from the Pierce family!
  191. - [Dad] ♪ Merry Christmas! ♪
  192.  
  193. 41
  194. 00:02:05,088 --> 00:02:07,963
  195. Teddy is about to open his present
  196. from Daddy.
  197.  
  198. 42
  199. 00:02:08,047 --> 00:02:11,922
  200. - Mommy doesn't really approve, okay.
  201. - This is a big one! [clears throat]
  202.  
  203. 43
  204. 00:02:14,463 --> 00:02:17,338
  205. - So cool. A knife.
  206. - [Mom chuckles] What's it say?
  207.  
  208. 44
  209. 00:02:17,422 --> 00:02:20,755
  210. - "A Pierce always sees it through."
  211. - That's right.
  212.  
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  215. - Gosh.
  216. - [woman] It fits you.
  217.  
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  219. 00:02:22,463 --> 00:02:25,505
  220. - Everyone get together.
  221. - A picture. All right, guys.
  222.  
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  224. 00:02:25,588 --> 00:02:27,308
  225. - [woman] Everybody smile!
  226. - What do we say?
  227.  
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  229. 00:02:27,380 --> 00:02:30,880
  230. - We say...
  231. - [all] Thank you, Aunt Peggy!
  232.  
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  234. 00:02:30,963 --> 00:02:32,005
  235. [Peggy] You look great.
  236.  
  237. 50
  238. 00:02:32,088 --> 00:02:35,380
  239. - Hat!
  240. - [Mom] Christmas 2017!
  241.  
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  243. 00:02:35,463 --> 00:02:36,838
  244. [Dad] Come here, baby.
  245.  
  246. 52
  247. 00:02:36,922 --> 00:02:39,922
  248. - [Mom] Merry Christmas!
  249. - [all] Merry Christmas!
  250.  
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  252. 00:02:40,005 --> 00:02:40,838
  253. [Mom laughs]
  254.  
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  256. 00:02:40,922 --> 00:02:42,797
  257. - [Dad] Come here.
  258. - [Kate] Come on.
  259.  
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  261. 00:02:42,880 --> 00:02:44,588
  262. [Kate, softly] I miss you, Daddy.
  263.  
  264. 56
  265. 00:02:45,088 --> 00:02:46,130
  266. - [Mom] Hi!
  267. - [Dad] Hi!
  268.  
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  270. 00:02:46,213 --> 00:02:48,922
  271. - [giggles]
  272. - [Mom] Happy snowman! [smooches]
  273.  
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  275. 00:02:49,005 --> 00:02:50,963
  276. - Okay. Bye.
  277. - [Dad] Okay.
  278.  
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  280. 00:02:53,588 --> 00:02:54,630
  281. [gasps]
  282.  
  283. 60
  284. 00:02:56,505 --> 00:02:57,505
  285. [camcorder beeps]
  286.  
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  288. 00:03:07,047 --> 00:03:08,088
  289. [camcorder beeps]
  290.  
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  292. 00:03:09,422 --> 00:03:12,380
  293. [sighs] Dear Santa, this is Kate Pierce.
  294.  
  295. 63
  296. 00:03:12,630 --> 00:03:14,963
  297. Eighteen Bridgton Road,
  298. Lowell, Massachusetts.
  299.  
  300. 64
  301. 00:03:15,213 --> 00:03:17,713
  302. Just wanted to say
  303. that I've been really good this year.
  304.  
  305. 65
  306. 00:03:17,797 --> 00:03:20,213
  307. I know I haven't been doing too well
  308. in school,
  309.  
  310. 66
  311. 00:03:20,297 --> 00:03:22,922
  312. especially since I got a D minus
  313. in Spanish.
  314.  
  315. 67
  316. 00:03:23,213 --> 00:03:25,047
  317. I have a really hard time with languages.
  318.  
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  320. 00:03:25,130 --> 00:03:27,338
  321. But I promise to get my grades up
  322. in the new year.
  323.  
  324. 69
  325. 00:03:27,588 --> 00:03:28,797
  326. I help out Mom a lot.
  327.  
  328. 70
  329. 00:03:29,005 --> 00:03:30,922
  330. She has to work
  331. at the hospital most nights,
  332.  
  333. 71
  334. 00:03:31,005 --> 00:03:33,130
  335. so I start dinner three,
  336. four times a week,
  337.  
  338. 72
  339. 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:35,172
  340. do the dishes, and take out the trash.
  341.  
  342. 73
  343. 00:03:35,547 --> 00:03:37,755
  344. And I try not to get
  345. into too much trouble.
  346.  
  347. 74
  348. 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:39,672
  349. I do say bad words every now and then,
  350.  
  351. 75
  352. 00:03:39,755 --> 00:03:42,715
  353. but that's only when my brother, Teddy,
  354. makes fun of me and I lose my sh...
  355.  
  356. 76
  357. 00:03:43,255 --> 00:03:44,380
  358. I mean, my temper.
  359.  
  360. 77
  361. 00:03:44,755 --> 00:03:47,672
  362. Anyway, Santa,
  363. I'm not asking for much this Christmas.
  364.  
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  366. 00:03:47,755 --> 00:03:49,713
  367. Just a Bones Brigade skateboard.
  368.  
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  370. 00:03:49,797 --> 00:03:52,047
  371. You know, the red one
  372. with the skeleton on it?
  373.  
  374. 80
  375. 00:03:52,213 --> 00:03:54,338
  376. My brother, Teddy,
  377. won't even let me touch his.
  378.  
  379. 81
  380. 00:03:54,422 --> 00:03:56,588
  381. - He says skateboards aren't for girls.
  382. - [sighs]
  383.  
  384. 82
  385. 00:03:56,797 --> 00:03:59,255
  386. [Kate] I wouldn't waste my time
  387. getting him any presents.
  388.  
  389. 83
  390. 00:03:59,547 --> 00:04:00,713
  391. He doesn't deserve anything.
  392.  
  393. 84
  394. 00:04:00,797 --> 00:04:04,255
  395. He's turning into a real loser...
  396. Ow! Teddy, what the hell?
  397.  
  398. 85
  399. 00:04:04,338 --> 00:04:05,713
  400. Oh, sorry! I meant "heck."
  401.  
  402. 86
  403. 00:04:05,797 --> 00:04:08,148
  404. - Talking smack about me?
  405. - [Kate] Let go! You're gonna break it!
  406.  
  407. 87
  408. 00:04:08,172 --> 00:04:10,047
  409. Who cares?
  410. This camera's like 20 years old.
  411.  
  412. 88
  413. 00:04:10,130 --> 00:04:12,023
  414. If it's good enough for Dad,
  415. it's good enough for me.
  416.  
  417. 89
  418. 00:04:12,047 --> 00:04:13,505
  419. Now, give it back!
  420.  
  421. 90
  422. 00:04:13,588 --> 00:04:16,422
  423. I can't believe you're still making
  424. video letters to Santa.
  425.  
  426. 91
  427. 00:04:16,505 --> 00:04:17,505
  428. Why?
  429.  
  430. 92
  431. 00:04:17,588 --> 00:04:19,922
  432. - You're ten years old! Almost 11!
  433. - So?
  434.  
  435. 93
  436. 00:04:20,005 --> 00:04:22,630
  437. [gasps] Oh,
  438. you really have no clue, do you?
  439.  
  440. 94
  441. 00:04:22,713 --> 00:04:24,547
  442. What are you talking about?
  443.  
  444. 95
  445. 00:04:25,130 --> 00:04:26,880
  446. [Teddy sighs] Kate. [clears throat]
  447.  
  448. 96
  449. 00:04:29,005 --> 00:04:31,088
  450. There is no...
  451.  
  452. 97
  453. 00:04:32,172 --> 00:04:33,213
  454. No what?
  455.  
  456. 98
  457. 00:04:37,963 --> 00:04:38,963
  458. No...
  459.  
  460. 99
  461. 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:42,463
  462. chance that he's gonna watch a video.
  463.  
  464. 100
  465. 00:04:43,005 --> 00:04:45,672
  466. He only reads handwritten letters sent
  467. in the mail.
  468.  
  469. 101
  470. 00:04:46,047 --> 00:04:47,463
  471. Where are you going?
  472.  
  473. 102
  474. 00:04:47,963 --> 00:04:49,088
  475. I gotta meet my friends.
  476.  
  477. 103
  478. 00:04:49,588 --> 00:04:50,922
  479. Then I'm coming with.
  480.  
  481. 104
  482. 00:04:51,213 --> 00:04:54,922
  483. - [laughs] What?
  484. - You can't leave me alone in the house.
  485.  
  486. 105
  487. 00:04:55,005 --> 00:04:56,047
  488. I'm coming with you.
  489.  
  490. 106
  491. 00:05:00,338 --> 00:05:01,630
  492. [Teddy] No, you're not.
  493.  
  494. 107
  495. 00:05:01,713 --> 00:05:03,880
  496. - My fish!
  497. - Hope they're hungry.
  498.  
  499. 108
  500. 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,213
  501. Don't worry, guys!
  502. Everything's gonna be okay!
  503.  
  504. 109
  505. 00:05:07,880 --> 00:05:08,880
  506. [lock clicks]
  507.  
  508. 110
  509. 00:05:25,630 --> 00:05:27,922
  510. - [camcorder beeps]
  511. - [indistinct chatter]
  512.  
  513. 111
  514. 00:05:38,505 --> 00:05:41,297
  515. [Teddy] All right, come on.
  516. Right this way.
  517.  
  518. 112
  519. 00:05:52,088 --> 00:05:53,380
  520. [boy] Come on, let's go.
  521.  
  522. 113
  523. 00:05:57,005 --> 00:05:59,713
  524. - [door rattling]
  525. - [boy 2] Dude, hurry up.
  526.  
  527. 114
  528. 00:06:00,255 --> 00:06:01,505
  529. [boy] Teddy, do your thing.
  530.  
  531. 115
  532. 00:06:05,838 --> 00:06:07,255
  533. [boy 2] Let's go! Let's go!
  534.  
  535. 116
  536. 00:06:07,880 --> 00:06:09,088
  537. [engine sputters]
  538.  
  539. 117
  540. 00:06:10,672 --> 00:06:12,422
  541. - [engine turns on]
  542. - [boys cheer]
  543.  
  544. 118
  545. 00:06:12,505 --> 00:06:15,130
  546. - [boy 2] Not too bad, man.
  547. - [boy] Let's get outta here.
  548.  
  549. 119
  550. 00:06:17,088 --> 00:06:19,547
  551. No freaking way.
  552.  
  553. 120
  554. 00:06:31,422 --> 00:06:33,380
  555. You have a good time with your friends?
  556.  
  557. 121
  558. 00:06:33,630 --> 00:06:35,588
  559. Get outta my room.
  560. You're not allowed in here.
  561.  
  562. 122
  563. 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:38,880
  564. And you're not allowed to steal cars
  565. from the deli parking lot.
  566.  
  567. 123
  568. 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,255
  569. [chuckles] What?
  570.  
  571. 124
  572. 00:06:41,797 --> 00:06:44,255
  573. - I didn't steal a car.
  574. - I saw the whole thing.
  575.  
  576. 125
  577. 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:46,880
  578. Can't prove it.
  579.  
  580. 126
  581. 00:06:47,672 --> 00:06:48,797
  582. Wanna bet?
  583.  
  584. 127
  585. 00:06:50,297 --> 00:06:51,297
  586. Give me that.
  587.  
  588. 128
  589. 00:06:51,755 --> 00:06:54,630
  590. When Mom sees this, she's gonna freak out!
  591.  
  592. 129
  593. 00:06:54,713 --> 00:06:55,793
  594. She's so sick of your crap,
  595.  
  596. 130
  597. 00:06:55,838 --> 00:06:57,630
  598. I bet she turns you in
  599. to the cops herself!
  600.  
  601. 131
  602. 00:06:57,713 --> 00:06:59,380
  603. Gimme that tape, you little creep!
  604.  
  605. 132
  606. 00:06:59,963 --> 00:07:01,380
  607. Oh, you're so dead!
  608.  
  609. 133
  610. 00:07:01,463 --> 00:07:03,338
  611. [Kate] And you're so busted!
  612.  
  613. 134
  614. 00:07:03,672 --> 00:07:05,463
  615. - [Teddy] Gimme that now! Come on!
  616. - No!
  617.  
  618. 135
  619. 00:07:05,547 --> 00:07:07,380
  620. - Gimme it!
  621. - [both grunting]
  622.  
  623. 136
  624. 00:07:07,463 --> 00:07:10,922
  625. - You're such a jerk!
  626. - Come on! [grunts]
  627.  
  628. 137
  629. 00:07:11,547 --> 00:07:12,588
  630. [glass shatters]
  631.  
  632. 138
  633. 00:07:13,088 --> 00:07:14,755
  634. [Kate] It's mine! Give it back!
  635.  
  636. 139
  637. 00:07:14,838 --> 00:07:17,463
  638. - Ow! Stop! It's mine!
  639. - [Teddy] Come on, stop being such a baby!
  640.  
  641. 140
  642. 00:07:18,047 --> 00:07:20,588
  643. - [Kate] Stop!
  644. - What the hell is going on?
  645.  
  646. 141
  647. 00:07:21,088 --> 00:07:23,213
  648. Is this what happens when I leave?
  649.  
  650. 142
  651. 00:07:23,297 --> 00:07:24,588
  652. - She started it.
  653. - Did not!
  654.  
  655. 143
  656. 00:07:24,672 --> 00:07:27,630
  657. He did something really horrible,
  658. and I have proof! [pants]
  659.  
  660. 144
  661. 00:07:27,713 --> 00:07:28,713
  662. Oh, jeez...
  663.  
  664. 145
  665. 00:07:29,672 --> 00:07:30,672
  666. What did he do now?
  667.  
  668. 146
  669. 00:07:34,255 --> 00:07:35,630
  670. Come on, Kate! I'm waiting!
  671.  
  672. 147
  673. 00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:38,380
  674. What did Teddy do?
  675.  
  676. 148
  677. 00:07:41,588 --> 00:07:44,255
  678. He shoved me against the wall,
  679. into this picture.
  680.  
  681. 149
  682. 00:07:52,047 --> 00:07:53,172
  683. [Mom sighs]
  684.  
  685. 150
  686. 00:07:56,880 --> 00:07:58,838
  687. [tearfully]
  688. You know what I want for Christmas?
  689.  
  690. 151
  691. 00:08:01,213 --> 00:08:03,172
  692. I want for the two of you to get along.
  693.  
  694. 152
  695. 00:08:04,213 --> 00:08:06,672
  696. You're her older brother.
  697. I expect more from you.
  698.  
  699. 153
  700. 00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:10,088
  701. Teddy, please put the tree back up.
  702.  
  703. 154
  704. 00:08:10,755 --> 00:08:13,814
  705. And put the lights on, while you're at it.
  706. I've only been asking you all week!
  707.  
  708. 155
  709. 00:08:13,838 --> 00:08:16,463
  710. Come on, you guys!
  711. Dad would've had this place looking...
  712.  
  713. 156
  714. 00:08:20,172 --> 00:08:21,172
  715. [sighs]
  716.  
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  718. 00:08:22,547 --> 00:08:25,338
  719. Kate, help me unload the groceries.
  720.  
  721. 158
  722. 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:38,770
  723. ["Please Come Home
  724. for Christmas" playing]
  725.  
  726. 159
  727. 00:08:38,797 --> 00:08:40,463
  728. ♪ Bells will be ringing ♪
  729.  
  730. 160
  731. 00:08:41,463 --> 00:08:44,505
  732. ♪ The sad, sad news ♪
  733.  
  734. 161
  735. 00:08:45,422 --> 00:08:48,005
  736. ♪ Oh, what a Christmas ♪
  737.  
  738. 162
  739. 00:08:49,380 --> 00:08:51,588
  740. ♪ To have the blues... ♪
  741.  
  742. 163
  743. 00:08:51,672 --> 00:08:55,505
  744. [chuckling] This does not look
  745. like a Christmas tree. It looks like...
  746.  
  747. 164
  748. 00:08:55,588 --> 00:08:57,672
  749. I think it looks great.
  750.  
  751. 165
  752. 00:08:57,963 --> 00:09:01,838
  753. Whoa, whoa! You want some cookie
  754. with those sprinkles? Golly!
  755.  
  756. 166
  757. 00:09:01,922 --> 00:09:03,338
  758. Dad likes sprinkles.
  759.  
  760. 167
  761. 00:09:06,963 --> 00:09:10,422
  762. - Sorry. Sometimes I forget.
  763. - [sighs]
  764.  
  765. 168
  766. 00:09:10,505 --> 00:09:12,463
  767. - I don't mean to.
  768. - That's okay, honey.
  769.  
  770. 169
  771. 00:09:14,005 --> 00:09:16,047
  772. - I like it.
  773. - [ringtone plays]
  774.  
  775. 170
  776. 00:09:16,130 --> 00:09:18,547
  777. - Thanks.
  778. - I think they should all be like that.
  779.  
  780. 171
  781. 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:19,630
  782. [sniffles]
  783.  
  784. 172
  785. 00:09:20,047 --> 00:09:22,297
  786. - Hi, Angela.
  787. - [Angela speaking indistinctly over phone]
  788.  
  789. 173
  790. 00:09:22,380 --> 00:09:23,380
  791. Seriously?
  792.  
  793. 174
  794. 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:26,588
  795. [sighs]
  796. Isn't there someone else that can...
  797.  
  798. 175
  799. 00:09:27,505 --> 00:09:29,213
  800. Oh, no. That's terrible.
  801.  
  802. 176
  803. 00:09:30,422 --> 00:09:32,922
  804. Yeah, no, of course.
  805. I'll... I'll be right there.
  806.  
  807. 177
  808. 00:09:33,380 --> 00:09:35,088
  809. - Okay, bye.
  810. - [cell phone clicks]
  811.  
  812. 178
  813. 00:09:35,755 --> 00:09:37,130
  814. You gotta work tonight?
  815.  
  816. 179
  817. 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:41,547
  818. - I don't want to.
  819. - [Kate] But it's Christmas Eve!
  820.  
  821. 180
  822. 00:09:41,630 --> 00:09:44,047
  823. Well, even more reason for me
  824. to be at the hospital, honey.
  825.  
  826. 181
  827. 00:09:44,130 --> 00:09:46,338
  828. Some people have no one else
  829. to take care of them.
  830.  
  831. 182
  832. 00:09:46,422 --> 00:09:48,380
  833. But there's still so much to do.
  834.  
  835. 183
  836. 00:09:48,463 --> 00:09:50,672
  837. We have to hang the stockings
  838. and make the eggnog!
  839.  
  840. 184
  841. 00:09:50,755 --> 00:09:53,088
  842. - It just won't be Christmas without it!
  843. - [Mom] Oh, honey.
  844.  
  845. 185
  846. 00:09:53,172 --> 00:09:56,880
  847. There is more to Christmas
  848. than all that stuff.
  849.  
  850. 186
  851. 00:09:57,255 --> 00:09:59,505
  852. I'm gonna pretend
  853. like I didn't hear that, Mom.
  854.  
  855. 187
  856. 00:09:59,588 --> 00:10:01,130
  857. - [footsteps approaching]
  858. - [chuckles]
  859.  
  860. 188
  861. 00:10:02,505 --> 00:10:05,338
  862. - Hey! Where are you going?
  863. - Just out.
  864.  
  865. 189
  866. 00:10:05,838 --> 00:10:08,213
  867. - [Mom] Where?
  868. - Me and my friends are going caroling.
  869.  
  870. 190
  871. 00:10:10,422 --> 00:10:14,130
  872. You haven't been caroling since you were
  873. in kindergarten, and you hated it.
  874.  
  875. 191
  876. 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:16,338
  877. Just wanna spread
  878. a little Christmas cheer.
  879.  
  880. 192
  881. 00:10:16,630 --> 00:10:18,172
  882. More like Christmas beer.
  883.  
  884. 193
  885. 00:10:18,505 --> 00:10:19,588
  886. [scoffs]
  887.  
  888. 194
  889. 00:10:19,672 --> 00:10:22,380
  890. Okay, well, you can't go,
  891. 'cause I need to work.
  892.  
  893. 195
  894. 00:10:22,463 --> 00:10:23,297
  895. [Teddy] Seriously?
  896.  
  897. 196
  898. 00:10:23,380 --> 00:10:24,797
  899. - Yeah.
  900. - It's Christmas Eve.
  901.  
  902. 197
  903. 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,588
  904. Which is why you're gonna stay home
  905. with your sister.
  906.  
  907. 198
  908. 00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:29,630
  909. - [laughs] Come on, Mom. I...
  910. - [Mom] No.
  911.  
  912. 199
  913. 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,588
  914. You are not to leave this house,
  915. young man!
  916.  
  917. 200
  918. 00:10:31,672 --> 00:10:33,880
  919. You leave her alone again,
  920. and you are grounded!
  921.  
  922. 201
  923. 00:10:33,963 --> 00:10:35,255
  924. Until February.
  925.  
  926. 202
  927. 00:10:35,755 --> 00:10:37,213
  928. You wanna spread some cheer?
  929.  
  930. 203
  931. 00:10:37,297 --> 00:10:38,297
  932. Decorate the tree.
  933.  
  934. 204
  935. 00:10:39,130 --> 00:10:40,130
  936. Whatever.
  937.  
  938. 205
  939. 00:10:41,672 --> 00:10:42,880
  940. Okay. [sighs]
  941.  
  942. 206
  943. 00:10:44,213 --> 00:10:46,338
  944. Take the cookies out
  945. in 20 minutes, all right?
  946.  
  947. 207
  948. 00:10:46,422 --> 00:10:49,297
  949. And don't stay up too late. And no soda!
  950. [smooches]
  951.  
  952. 208
  953. 00:10:49,963 --> 00:10:52,963
  954. And listen, absolutely no junk food, okay?
  955.  
  956. 209
  957. 00:10:53,047 --> 00:10:54,922
  958. - You hear me? [smooches] Gotcha!
  959. - Mom.
  960.  
  961. 210
  962. 00:10:56,172 --> 00:10:57,213
  963. [softly] Okay.
  964.  
  965. 211
  966. 00:10:57,672 --> 00:10:59,963
  967. See you guys tomorrow, bright and early.
  968.  
  969. 212
  970. 00:11:01,630 --> 00:11:02,797
  971. I love you.
  972.  
  973. 213
  974. 00:11:03,297 --> 00:11:05,338
  975. - [Kate] I love you, too.
  976. - Merry Christmas.
  977.  
  978. 214
  979. 00:11:05,838 --> 00:11:06,880
  980. Merry Christmas.
  981.  
  982. 215
  983. 00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:10,088
  984. [Mom sighs]
  985.  
  986. 216
  987. 00:11:13,755 --> 00:11:14,797
  988. [door closes]
  989.  
  990. 217
  991. 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:19,255
  992. Wanna watch a movie? Mom's gone,
  993. so it can be PG-13 or maybe even R!
  994.  
  995. 218
  996. 00:11:20,255 --> 00:11:22,713
  997. - I'm gonna go to my room.
  998. - But it's Christmas Eve!
  999.  
  1000. 219
  1001. 00:11:22,797 --> 00:11:24,380
  1002. Let's do something together.
  1003.  
  1004. 220
  1005. 00:11:24,463 --> 00:11:25,463
  1006. Come on, Teddy Bear.
  1007.  
  1008. 221
  1009. 00:11:26,838 --> 00:11:28,630
  1010. I told you to stop calling me that.
  1011.  
  1012. 222
  1013. 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,797
  1014. You used to laugh
  1015. when I called you Teddy Bear,
  1016.  
  1017. 223
  1018. 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,172
  1019. and I was your Katie Cat.
  1020.  
  1021. 224
  1022. 00:11:33,797 --> 00:11:35,713
  1023. But ever since Dad died...
  1024.  
  1025. 225
  1026. 00:11:35,922 --> 00:11:36,922
  1027. I mean...
  1028.  
  1029. 226
  1030. 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,213
  1031. all you wanna do is hang out
  1032. with your wannabe gangster friends.
  1033.  
  1034. 227
  1035. 00:11:40,588 --> 00:11:41,588
  1036. [scoffs]
  1037.  
  1038. 228
  1039. 00:11:42,588 --> 00:11:45,255
  1040. You know... at least they're fun.
  1041.  
  1042. 229
  1043. 00:11:46,338 --> 00:11:48,255
  1044. They're not boring slugs like you.
  1045.  
  1046. 230
  1047. 00:11:48,963 --> 00:11:50,963
  1048. [footsteps retreating]
  1049.  
  1050. 231
  1051. 00:11:56,588 --> 00:11:59,797
  1052. - [Dad] Mm, cookies.
  1053. - [Mom] No! You've had enough, mister!
  1054.  
  1055. 232
  1056. 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:02,360
  1057. [Dad] Is there any chance I can open
  1058. a Christmas present early?
  1059.  
  1060. 233
  1061. 00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:04,630
  1062. [chuckles] No,
  1063. we have way too much to do.
  1064.  
  1065. 234
  1066. 00:12:04,963 --> 00:12:06,047
  1067. And...
  1068.  
  1069. 235
  1070. 00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:09,088
  1071. - [Dad] What is this? What is this?
  1072. - [Mom] What are you doing?
  1073.  
  1074. 236
  1075. 00:12:09,172 --> 00:12:11,172
  1076. This looks like mistletoe.
  1077.  
  1078. 237
  1079. 00:12:11,505 --> 00:12:12,922
  1080. - I know.
  1081. - [Dad] I think I like it.
  1082.  
  1083. 238
  1084. 00:12:14,213 --> 00:12:15,797
  1085. - I love you.
  1086. - I love you.
  1087.  
  1088. 239
  1089. 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:17,005
  1090. Say "Merry Christmas."
  1091.  
  1092. 240
  1093. 00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:19,297
  1094. [both] Merry Christmas!
  1095.  
  1096. 241
  1097. 00:12:20,088 --> 00:12:23,213
  1098. [Mom sighs] Where are you going?
  1099. Wait. Honey...
  1100.  
  1101. 242
  1102. 00:12:23,297 --> 00:12:25,380
  1103. [Dad] ♪ O Christmas tree
  1104. O Christmas tree... ♪
  1105.  
  1106. 243
  1107. 00:12:25,463 --> 00:12:27,255
  1108. [Mom whispers]
  1109. You're gonna wake up the kids!
  1110.  
  1111. 244
  1112. 00:12:27,338 --> 00:12:30,338
  1113. - [Mom screams, laughs]
  1114. - [Dad] ♪ Don't care if the kids wake up ♪
  1115.  
  1116. 245
  1117. 00:12:30,422 --> 00:12:31,463
  1118. [Mom] Seriously?
  1119.  
  1120. 246
  1121. 00:12:31,547 --> 00:12:32,689
  1122. - [Dad] ♪ O Christmas tree ♪
  1123. - [Mom] Shh!
  1124.  
  1125. 247
  1126. 00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,338
  1127. [Dad] ♪ O Christmas tree ♪
  1128.  
  1129. 248
  1130. 00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:42,963
  1131. - [Dad] ♪ ...up ♪
  1132. - [Mom] Seriously? Shh!
  1133.  
  1134. 249
  1135. 00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:45,630
  1136. [Dad] ♪ O Christmas tree
  1137. O Christmas tree ♪
  1138.  
  1139. 250
  1140. 00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:48,172
  1141. [camcorder clicks]
  1142.  
  1143. 251
  1144. 00:12:48,922 --> 00:12:50,172
  1145. [beeps]
  1146.  
  1147. 252
  1148. 00:12:51,213 --> 00:12:52,380
  1149. [gasps]
  1150.  
  1151. 253
  1152. 00:12:58,130 --> 00:12:59,172
  1153. [exhales]
  1154.  
  1155. 254
  1156. 00:12:59,505 --> 00:13:01,838
  1157. Teddy, get down here!
  1158. You've gotta see this!
  1159.  
  1160. 255
  1161. 00:13:01,922 --> 00:13:03,630
  1162. You're not gonna believe it!
  1163.  
  1164. 256
  1165. 00:13:05,547 --> 00:13:08,380
  1166. - [Kate] You know who that looks like.
  1167. - [Teddy] Aunt Peggy.
  1168.  
  1169. 257
  1170. 00:13:08,630 --> 00:13:11,922
  1171. No way. That person isn't wearing
  1172. an ugly Christmas sweater.
  1173.  
  1174. 258
  1175. 00:13:12,005 --> 00:13:12,880
  1176. And besides,
  1177.  
  1178. 259
  1179. 00:13:12,963 --> 00:13:15,630
  1180. Aunt Peggy's never here on Christmas Eve.
  1181. And if she was,
  1182.  
  1183. 260
  1184. 00:13:15,713 --> 00:13:18,213
  1185. why would Mom and Dad leave her alone
  1186. in the living room
  1187.  
  1188. 261
  1189. 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:19,588
  1190. in the dark?
  1191.  
  1192. 262
  1193. 00:13:19,672 --> 00:13:20,672
  1194. Maybe it was a burglar.
  1195.  
  1196. 263
  1197. 00:13:20,922 --> 00:13:22,630
  1198. Burglars take things.
  1199.  
  1200. 264
  1201. 00:13:23,255 --> 00:13:24,255
  1202. Whoever it was
  1203.  
  1204. 265
  1205. 00:13:24,338 --> 00:13:28,130
  1206. would've had to been standing flat up
  1207. against the wall like this, next to the...
  1208.  
  1209. 266
  1210. 00:13:28,505 --> 00:13:30,880
  1211. Oh, my gosh! The fireplace!
  1212. I just got goosebumps!
  1213.  
  1214. 267
  1215. 00:13:31,713 --> 00:13:32,713
  1216. Chill out.
  1217.  
  1218. 268
  1219. 00:13:33,463 --> 00:13:34,547
  1220. Just let me think.
  1221.  
  1222. 269
  1223. 00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:36,838
  1224. - Come on, Teddy. You know it's him.
  1225. - Kate...
  1226.  
  1227. 270
  1228. 00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:38,838
  1229. Hey, we should make a video!
  1230.  
  1231. 271
  1232. 00:13:40,005 --> 00:13:41,547
  1233. - A video?
  1234. - [Kate] Yeah!
  1235.  
  1236. 272
  1237. 00:13:41,630 --> 00:13:42,463
  1238. Tonight!
  1239.  
  1240. 273
  1241. 00:13:42,547 --> 00:13:44,797
  1242. Maybe we can get a shot
  1243. of the whole Santa Claus,
  1244.  
  1245. 274
  1246. 00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:46,338
  1247. and not just his hand!
  1248.  
  1249. 275
  1250. 00:13:46,797 --> 00:13:48,755
  1251. You don't think anyone's thought
  1252. of that before?
  1253.  
  1254. 276
  1255. 00:13:48,838 --> 00:13:50,380
  1256. Catching Santa in the act?
  1257.  
  1258. 277
  1259. 00:13:53,297 --> 00:13:56,547
  1260. Yeah, but have you ever heard of anyone
  1261. actually pulling it off?
  1262.  
  1263. 278
  1264. 00:13:56,630 --> 00:13:59,547
  1265. No! They probably don't think
  1266. it's possible. But it is!
  1267.  
  1268. 279
  1269. 00:13:59,630 --> 00:14:00,797
  1270. - [sighs]
  1271. - This is proof!
  1272.  
  1273. 280
  1274. 00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:04,547
  1275. A video showing exactly how he does it.
  1276. It's gonna get a gazillion hits.
  1277.  
  1278. 281
  1279. 00:14:04,630 --> 00:14:05,630
  1280. No way.
  1281.  
  1282. 282
  1283. 00:14:05,713 --> 00:14:08,338
  1284. Please? Mom always says
  1285. we should be helping each other out.
  1286.  
  1287. 283
  1288. 00:14:08,422 --> 00:14:10,102
  1289. I don't think this is
  1290. what she had in mind.
  1291.  
  1292. 284
  1293. 00:14:10,130 --> 00:14:12,505
  1294. Look! I'll give you back the tape of you
  1295. in the car.
  1296.  
  1297. 285
  1298. 00:14:16,755 --> 00:14:19,047
  1299. Okay. Deal.
  1300.  
  1301. 286
  1302. 00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:20,297
  1303. [sighs]
  1304.  
  1305. 287
  1306. 00:14:20,380 --> 00:14:22,588
  1307. And you can never say anything
  1308. to Mom about it.
  1309.  
  1310. 288
  1311. 00:14:28,255 --> 00:14:29,463
  1312. I swear.
  1313.  
  1314. 289
  1315. 00:14:30,755 --> 00:14:33,672
  1316. ["Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy" playing]
  1317.  
  1318. 290
  1319. 00:14:51,297 --> 00:14:53,588
  1320. [jingling]
  1321.  
  1322. 291
  1323. 00:14:58,755 --> 00:14:59,755
  1324. What are you doing?
  1325.  
  1326. 292
  1327. 00:15:00,255 --> 00:15:02,255
  1328. I saw it on Ghost Adventurers.
  1329.  
  1330. 293
  1331. 00:15:03,963 --> 00:15:05,505
  1332. Lamest Christmas ever.
  1333.  
  1334. 294
  1335. 00:15:15,088 --> 00:15:16,130
  1336. [chuckles softly]
  1337.  
  1338. 295
  1339. 00:15:21,630 --> 00:15:24,755
  1340. - Hey! Mom said no junk food!
  1341. - Yeah, well, we gotta stay up somehow.
  1342.  
  1343. 296
  1344. 00:15:25,713 --> 00:15:26,713
  1345. Plus...
  1346.  
  1347. 297
  1348. 00:15:27,588 --> 00:15:30,505
  1349. sometimes, you gotta break the rules
  1350. for the greater good.
  1351.  
  1352. 298
  1353. 00:15:30,922 --> 00:15:32,088
  1354. [camcorder beeps]
  1355.  
  1356. 299
  1357. 00:15:32,630 --> 00:15:35,630
  1358. Can't even remember the last time
  1359. we did anything together, Teddy.
  1360.  
  1361. 300
  1362. 00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:38,380
  1363. Just the two of us!
  1364. Pulling an all-nighter!
  1365.  
  1366. 301
  1367. 00:15:39,088 --> 00:15:40,547
  1368. How awesome is this?
  1369.  
  1370. 302
  1371. 00:15:40,922 --> 00:15:41,922
  1372. [sighs]
  1373.  
  1374. 303
  1375. 00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:43,713
  1376. Whatever.
  1377.  
  1378. 304
  1379. 00:15:46,547 --> 00:15:48,463
  1380. So good. So good.
  1381.  
  1382. 305
  1383. 00:15:49,838 --> 00:15:51,380
  1384. [Teddy] Slow down, dude.
  1385.  
  1386. 306
  1387. 00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:26,047
  1388. [jingling]
  1389.  
  1390. 307
  1391. 00:16:33,630 --> 00:16:35,630
  1392. [camcorder whirring]
  1393.  
  1394. 308
  1395. 00:16:40,547 --> 00:16:41,880
  1396. [gasps] Oh my!
  1397.  
  1398. 309
  1399. 00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:45,213
  1400. Teddy! Teddy! Teddy!
  1401.  
  1402. 310
  1403. 00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,755
  1404. [Teddy] What?
  1405.  
  1406. 311
  1407. 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:48,422
  1408. [whispers] He's here!
  1409.  
  1410. 312
  1411. 00:16:49,172 --> 00:16:51,088
  1412. - Who?
  1413. - [Kate] Santa!
  1414.  
  1415. 313
  1416. 00:16:51,172 --> 00:16:52,338
  1417. He's gone!
  1418.  
  1419. 314
  1420. 00:16:52,422 --> 00:16:53,838
  1421. [Teddy] You're kidding, right?
  1422.  
  1423. 315
  1424. 00:16:53,922 --> 00:16:55,797
  1425. [footsteps pass upstairs]
  1426.  
  1427. 316
  1428. 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:58,588
  1429. - [Teddy] What the...
  1430. - He's on the roof, let's go!
  1431.  
  1432. 317
  1433. 00:16:58,963 --> 00:16:59,963
  1434. [gasps]
  1435.  
  1436. 318
  1437. 00:17:01,297 --> 00:17:02,297
  1438. [roof creaks]
  1439.  
  1440. 319
  1441. 00:17:02,380 --> 00:17:04,463
  1442. - He's at the back of the house!
  1443. - Get your coat!
  1444.  
  1445. 320
  1446. 00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:07,713
  1447. [Teddy panting] Be careful!
  1448.  
  1449. 321
  1450. 00:17:10,047 --> 00:17:11,422
  1451. [Kate] I don't see him!
  1452.  
  1453. 322
  1454. 00:17:12,047 --> 00:17:13,755
  1455. Whoa! Gimme the camera!
  1456.  
  1457. 323
  1458. 00:17:14,797 --> 00:17:16,047
  1459. - What?
  1460. - [whooshes]
  1461.  
  1462. 324
  1463. 00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,297
  1464. [bells jingle]
  1465.  
  1466. 325
  1467. 00:17:17,380 --> 00:17:19,630
  1468. [Teddy] Did you see that?
  1469. It's Santa Claus!
  1470.  
  1471. 326
  1472. 00:17:19,963 --> 00:17:20,963
  1473. [Kate] Come on!
  1474.  
  1475. 327
  1476. 00:17:21,505 --> 00:17:23,463
  1477. We'll get a better view from the alley!
  1478.  
  1479. 328
  1480. 00:17:23,963 --> 00:17:25,630
  1481. - [Teddy] Wait up!
  1482. - [Kate] Hurry!
  1483.  
  1484. 329
  1485. 00:17:27,505 --> 00:17:29,297
  1486. - [Teddy] Slow down! Wait!
  1487. - [both panting]
  1488.  
  1489. 330
  1490. 00:17:31,713 --> 00:17:33,880
  1491. What? [gasps]
  1492.  
  1493. 331
  1494. 00:17:43,797 --> 00:17:45,422
  1495. Tell me you're getting this.
  1496.  
  1497. 332
  1498. 00:17:45,713 --> 00:17:47,130
  1499. Oh, yeah, right.
  1500.  
  1501. 333
  1502. 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:50,047
  1503. [sleigh bells jingling]
  1504.  
  1505. 334
  1506. 00:17:55,380 --> 00:17:57,422
  1507. [softly] Whoa! [gasps]
  1508.  
  1509. 335
  1510. 00:17:59,463 --> 00:18:03,505
  1511. It's more beautiful than I ever imagined.
  1512. [sighs]
  1513.  
  1514. 336
  1515. 00:18:04,922 --> 00:18:07,630
  1516. [reindeer panting]
  1517.  
  1518. 337
  1519. 00:18:11,338 --> 00:18:12,338
  1520. Kate, wait!
  1521.  
  1522. 338
  1523. 00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:16,547
  1524. Come back!
  1525.  
  1526. 339
  1527. 00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,463
  1528. What are you doing?
  1529.  
  1530. 340
  1531. 00:18:18,547 --> 00:18:21,880
  1532. Do you realize how big of a deal this is?
  1533. I need to get a closer look.
  1534.  
  1535. 341
  1536. 00:18:21,963 --> 00:18:24,672
  1537. - Get down.
  1538. - No way. Hand me the camera.
  1539.  
  1540. 342
  1541. 00:18:25,588 --> 00:18:27,255
  1542. [sighs] Fine.
  1543.  
  1544. 343
  1545. 00:18:30,255 --> 00:18:33,130
  1546. Be careful. You break your neck,
  1547. and Mom will kill me.
  1548.  
  1549. 344
  1550. 00:18:44,380 --> 00:18:46,130
  1551. Kate... what are you...
  1552.  
  1553. 345
  1554. 00:18:46,463 --> 00:18:47,463
  1555. No, stop!
  1556.  
  1557. 346
  1558. 00:18:48,130 --> 00:18:49,130
  1559. [Kate grunts]
  1560.  
  1561. 347
  1562. 00:18:49,297 --> 00:18:50,338
  1563. [groans]
  1564.  
  1565. 348
  1566. 00:18:50,713 --> 00:18:53,005
  1567. [exhales] You gotta be kidding me!
  1568.  
  1569. 349
  1570. 00:18:55,963 --> 00:18:57,422
  1571. - [Teddy grunts]
  1572. - [sleigh creaks]
  1573.  
  1574. 350
  1575. 00:18:58,005 --> 00:18:59,005
  1576. [Teddy panting]
  1577.  
  1578. 351
  1579. 00:18:59,963 --> 00:19:02,088
  1580. - Teddy!
  1581. - Are you crazy?
  1582.  
  1583. 352
  1584. 00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:06,255
  1585. [both grunt, panting]
  1586.  
  1587. 353
  1588. 00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:07,797
  1589. Why'd you do that?
  1590.  
  1591. 354
  1592. 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,755
  1593. I wanted to get a closer look
  1594. at the sleigh.
  1595.  
  1596. 355
  1597. 00:19:09,838 --> 00:19:11,338
  1598. [whooshing]
  1599.  
  1600. 356
  1601. 00:19:12,797 --> 00:19:13,797
  1602. [bells jingle]
  1603.  
  1604. 357
  1605. 00:19:14,297 --> 00:19:15,297
  1606. Duck!
  1607.  
  1608. 358
  1609. 00:19:17,963 --> 00:19:19,505
  1610. [whooshes]
  1611.  
  1612. 359
  1613. 00:19:19,755 --> 00:19:21,713
  1614. - Did he see us?
  1615. - I don't think so.
  1616.  
  1617. 360
  1618. 00:19:21,797 --> 00:19:23,547
  1619. We got enough footage.
  1620. Let's get outta here.
  1621.  
  1622. 361
  1623. 00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,005
  1624. - Why don't we just stay here?
  1625. - Stay here? In the sleigh?
  1626.  
  1627. 362
  1628. 00:19:26,088 --> 00:19:29,880
  1629. Yeah! How many kids get to ride with Santa
  1630. in his sleigh on Christmas Eve?
  1631.  
  1632. 363
  1633. 00:19:29,963 --> 00:19:31,755
  1634. - No, okay...
  1635. - [whooshes, thuds]
  1636.  
  1637. 364
  1638. 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,630
  1639. [bag rattles and jingles]
  1640.  
  1641. 365
  1642. 00:19:35,547 --> 00:19:36,588
  1643. [both gasp]
  1644.  
  1645. 366
  1646. 00:19:36,838 --> 00:19:38,963
  1647. - [Santa speaking Elvish]
  1648. - [reins snap]
  1649.  
  1650. 367
  1651. 00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:41,047
  1652. [orchestra music playing]
  1653.  
  1654. 368
  1655. 00:19:43,255 --> 00:19:44,463
  1656. [Santa shouts]
  1657.  
  1658. 369
  1659. 00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:49,963
  1660. [sleigh bells jingling]
  1661.  
  1662. 370
  1663. 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,922
  1664. On, Cupid! On, Comet!
  1665.  
  1666. 371
  1667. 00:19:55,172 --> 00:19:56,547
  1668. [Santa speaking Elvish]
  1669.  
  1670. 372
  1671. 00:20:01,088 --> 00:20:02,213
  1672. [grunts]
  1673.  
  1674. 373
  1675. 00:20:02,713 --> 00:20:04,713
  1676. [reins snapping]
  1677.  
  1678. 374
  1679. 00:20:09,005 --> 00:20:10,880
  1680. - [Santa speaking Elvish]
  1681. - [camcorder beeps]
  1682.  
  1683. 375
  1684. 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:23,172
  1685. [sleigh whirs, dings]
  1686.  
  1687. 376
  1688. 00:20:26,713 --> 00:20:29,172
  1689. [shivers, whispers] It's freezing.
  1690.  
  1691. 377
  1692. 00:20:30,130 --> 00:20:32,330
  1693. [whispers] Hang in there.
  1694. He's gonna go back down again.
  1695.  
  1696. 378
  1697. 00:20:33,172 --> 00:20:35,422
  1698. Maybe Santa has a blanket?
  1699.  
  1700. 379
  1701. 00:20:35,505 --> 00:20:36,630
  1702. I'll look.
  1703.  
  1704. 380
  1705. 00:20:40,463 --> 00:20:42,713
  1706. [wind whipping]
  1707.  
  1708. 381
  1709. 00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:47,797
  1710. [reins snapping]
  1711.  
  1712. 382
  1713. 00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:49,213
  1714. [loudly] Santa?
  1715.  
  1716. 383
  1717. 00:20:49,463 --> 00:20:51,838
  1718. [Santa and Kate scream]
  1719.  
  1720. 384
  1721. 00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:54,588
  1722. [Santa grunts]
  1723.  
  1724. 385
  1725. 00:20:54,672 --> 00:20:56,255
  1726. [Kate screams]
  1727.  
  1728. 386
  1729. 00:20:57,255 --> 00:20:58,588
  1730. Help me, Teddy!
  1731.  
  1732. 387
  1733. 00:20:59,380 --> 00:21:01,172
  1734. [shrieks]
  1735.  
  1736. 388
  1737. 00:21:01,255 --> 00:21:02,713
  1738. Kate! Help!
  1739.  
  1740. 389
  1741. 00:21:03,380 --> 00:21:04,213
  1742. Who?
  1743.  
  1744. 390
  1745. 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,672
  1746. [Kate continues screaming]
  1747.  
  1748. 391
  1749. 00:21:06,422 --> 00:21:09,130
  1750. [Santa speaking Elvish, grunts]
  1751.  
  1752. 392
  1753. 00:21:09,463 --> 00:21:11,463
  1754. [Kate continues screaming]
  1755.  
  1756. 393
  1757. 00:21:14,047 --> 00:21:15,880
  1758. - [Teddy] Kate!
  1759. - [Kate] Help me!
  1760.  
  1761. 394
  1762. 00:21:16,047 --> 00:21:17,255
  1763. [Teddy] Grab my hand!
  1764.  
  1765. 395
  1766. 00:21:18,338 --> 00:21:20,463
  1767. - Reach!
  1768. - I'm trying!
  1769.  
  1770. 396
  1771. 00:21:20,963 --> 00:21:22,380
  1772. Teddy!
  1773.  
  1774. 397
  1775. 00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:24,172
  1776. [both grunting]
  1777.  
  1778. 398
  1779. 00:21:24,255 --> 00:21:25,630
  1780. [Teddy] You got this, Kate!
  1781.  
  1782. 399
  1783. 00:21:26,755 --> 00:21:28,130
  1784. [Teddy and Kate groan, sigh]
  1785.  
  1786. 400
  1787. 00:21:28,713 --> 00:21:29,713
  1788. [Santa shouts in Elvish]
  1789.  
  1790. 401
  1791. 00:21:29,797 --> 00:21:31,797
  1792. [sleigh bells jingling]
  1793.  
  1794. 402
  1795. 00:21:32,713 --> 00:21:33,963
  1796. [airplane engines roar closer]
  1797.  
  1798. 403
  1799. 00:21:34,047 --> 00:21:35,588
  1800. [all scream]
  1801.  
  1802. 404
  1803. 00:21:40,422 --> 00:21:41,422
  1804. [Santa grunts]
  1805.  
  1806. 405
  1807. 00:21:44,005 --> 00:21:45,672
  1808. [sleigh rattles]
  1809.  
  1810. 406
  1811. 00:21:45,755 --> 00:21:48,172
  1812. - [dashboard clicking]
  1813. - [Santa yells]
  1814.  
  1815. 407
  1816. 00:21:49,088 --> 00:21:50,672
  1817. [device whirs]
  1818.  
  1819. 408
  1820. 00:21:51,047 --> 00:21:54,380
  1821. [Santa] Ah! [grunts]
  1822.  
  1823. 409
  1824. 00:21:54,630 --> 00:21:58,088
  1825. [shouting]
  1826.  
  1827. 410
  1828. 00:21:58,630 --> 00:21:59,838
  1829. Whoa.
  1830.  
  1831. 411
  1832. 00:22:00,047 --> 00:22:03,963
  1833. [Santa grunts, shouts]
  1834.  
  1835. 412
  1836. 00:22:06,963 --> 00:22:09,838
  1837. [grunts, yells in Elvish]
  1838.  
  1839. 413
  1840. 00:22:15,922 --> 00:22:17,255
  1841. [groans]
  1842.  
  1843. 414
  1844. 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:21,338
  1845. [yelps, grunting]
  1846.  
  1847. 415
  1848. 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:25,463
  1849. Hold on to your sister!
  1850.  
  1851. 416
  1852. 00:22:25,547 --> 00:22:26,630
  1853. [both gasp]
  1854.  
  1855. 417
  1856. 00:22:28,338 --> 00:22:29,630
  1857. [brake clicks]
  1858.  
  1859. 418
  1860. 00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:37,130
  1861. [Santa groans]
  1862.  
  1863. 419
  1864. 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:41,130
  1865. Brace yourselves!
  1866.  
  1867. 420
  1868. 00:22:42,547 --> 00:22:45,297
  1869. - [groans, yelps]
  1870. - [Teddy and Kate screaming]
  1871.  
  1872. 421
  1873. 00:22:59,755 --> 00:23:01,755
  1874. [panting]
  1875.  
  1876. 422
  1877. 00:23:03,797 --> 00:23:04,797
  1878. Teddy?
  1879.  
  1880. 423
  1881. 00:23:05,797 --> 00:23:07,797
  1882. [shouts] Teddy? Teddy?
  1883.  
  1884. 424
  1885. 00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,588
  1886. - [gasps]
  1887. - Are you okay?
  1888.  
  1889. 425
  1890. 00:23:12,463 --> 00:23:14,005
  1891. Where's the camera?
  1892.  
  1893. 426
  1894. 00:23:14,088 --> 00:23:16,797
  1895. [Teddy panting, grunts]
  1896.  
  1897. 427
  1898. 00:23:18,255 --> 00:23:19,297
  1899. [Santa groans]
  1900.  
  1901. 428
  1902. 00:23:20,672 --> 00:23:22,297
  1903. [sighs] Still works.
  1904.  
  1905. 429
  1906. 00:23:22,380 --> 00:23:23,630
  1907. Where are we?
  1908.  
  1909. 430
  1910. 00:23:25,422 --> 00:23:27,713
  1911. - Teddy...
  1912. - I could have swore I saw Paris!
  1913.  
  1914. 431
  1915. 00:23:27,922 --> 00:23:30,797
  1916. - Uh, Teddy?
  1917. - That plane almost killed us!
  1918.  
  1919. 432
  1920. 00:23:31,088 --> 00:23:33,172
  1921. - [Kate] Teddy?
  1922. - I was in the sky!
  1923.  
  1924. 433
  1925. 00:23:33,255 --> 00:23:34,338
  1926. - [shouts] Teddy!
  1927. - What?
  1928.  
  1929. 434
  1930. 00:23:35,005 --> 00:23:37,047
  1931. [gasps, screams]
  1932.  
  1933. 435
  1934. 00:23:38,755 --> 00:23:39,922
  1935. Santa Claus?
  1936.  
  1937. 436
  1938. 00:23:41,630 --> 00:23:43,047
  1939. Live and in person.
  1940.  
  1941. 437
  1942. 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:44,672
  1943. One night only.
  1944.  
  1945. 438
  1946. 00:23:45,797 --> 00:23:47,088
  1947. You two okay?
  1948.  
  1949. 439
  1950. 00:23:47,505 --> 00:23:48,505
  1951. Yeah.
  1952.  
  1953. 440
  1954. 00:23:49,005 --> 00:23:51,880
  1955. You look so... um, different.
  1956.  
  1957. 441
  1958. 00:23:52,088 --> 00:23:54,172
  1959. Why? Because I'm not a big fat slob?
  1960.  
  1961. 442
  1962. 00:23:54,463 --> 00:23:56,338
  1963. No, no. I... I didn't mean it that way.
  1964.  
  1965. 443
  1966. 00:23:56,588 --> 00:23:58,880
  1967. Ah, that's okay, Kate.
  1968. I guess it's understandable.
  1969.  
  1970. 444
  1971. 00:23:58,963 --> 00:24:02,088
  1972. I mean, who can eat millions of cookies
  1973. in one night and not get fat, right?
  1974.  
  1975. 445
  1976. 00:24:02,172 --> 00:24:03,838
  1977. [laughs] Well, I can.
  1978.  
  1979. 446
  1980. 00:24:04,380 --> 00:24:06,005
  1981. Can you go, "Ho ho ho"?
  1982.  
  1983. 447
  1984. 00:24:06,422 --> 00:24:09,005
  1985. I don't go, "Ho ho ho." That's a myth.
  1986.  
  1987. 448
  1988. 00:24:09,338 --> 00:24:10,547
  1989. Fake news.
  1990.  
  1991. 449
  1992. 00:24:11,255 --> 00:24:12,255
  1993. Sorry.
  1994.  
  1995. 450
  1996. 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:16,338
  1997. [Santa] Oh no. [sighs, scoffs] Oh...
  1998.  
  1999. 451
  2000. 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:19,422
  2001. You two have really messed things up.
  2002.  
  2003. 452
  2004. 00:24:19,505 --> 00:24:21,088
  2005. You were supposed to be asleep.
  2006.  
  2007. 453
  2008. 00:24:21,505 --> 00:24:23,005
  2009. - It was all her idea!
  2010. - Hey!
  2011.  
  2012. 454
  2013. 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:24,088
  2014. - It was!
  2015. - [Santa] Wait.
  2016.  
  2017. 455
  2018. 00:24:25,422 --> 00:24:27,062
  2019. What did you do with my sack of presents?
  2020.  
  2021. 456
  2022. 00:24:27,713 --> 00:24:29,297
  2023. It flew off the sleigh.
  2024.  
  2025. 457
  2026. 00:24:29,838 --> 00:24:30,922
  2027. Oh, not good.
  2028.  
  2029. 458
  2030. 00:24:31,922 --> 00:24:33,380
  2031. Not good at all.
  2032.  
  2033. 459
  2034. 00:24:34,255 --> 00:24:35,297
  2035. [grunts softly]
  2036.  
  2037. 460
  2038. 00:24:35,797 --> 00:24:37,677
  2039. - [device sizzles, whirs weakly]
  2040. - [Santa sighs]
  2041.  
  2042. 461
  2043. 00:24:39,005 --> 00:24:40,005
  2044. [grunts]
  2045.  
  2046. 462
  2047. 00:24:40,338 --> 00:24:41,797
  2048. First star's there...
  2049.  
  2050. 463
  2051. 00:24:42,380 --> 00:24:44,047
  2052. Second star's there.
  2053.  
  2054. 464
  2055. 00:24:45,047 --> 00:24:47,213
  2056. We came back over Moscow and...
  2057.  
  2058. 465
  2059. 00:24:47,922 --> 00:24:49,255
  2060. and over Paris,
  2061.  
  2062. 466
  2063. 00:24:49,797 --> 00:24:50,922
  2064. New York,
  2065.  
  2066. 467
  2067. 00:24:51,172 --> 00:24:53,047
  2068. Boston... Oh!
  2069.  
  2070. 468
  2071. 00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:56,547
  2072. Reindeer must've broken off
  2073. somewhere over Lakeshore Drive.
  2074.  
  2075. 469
  2076. 00:24:56,755 --> 00:24:58,255
  2077. Lakeshore Drive?
  2078.  
  2079. 470
  2080. 00:24:58,338 --> 00:25:00,130
  2081. We're in Chicago, young lady.
  2082.  
  2083. 471
  2084. 00:25:00,213 --> 00:25:01,130
  2085. Chicago?
  2086.  
  2087. 472
  2088. 00:25:01,213 --> 00:25:03,922
  2089. That means we traveled
  2090. thousands of miles in, like, 30 seconds.
  2091.  
  2092. 473
  2093. 00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:06,880
  2094. - Epic!
  2095. - [chuckles] You mean epic disaster.
  2096.  
  2097. 474
  2098. 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:08,463
  2099. [ticking]
  2100.  
  2101. 475
  2102. 00:25:08,547 --> 00:25:10,672
  2103. If I'm not up and running
  2104. in the next couple of hours,
  2105.  
  2106. 476
  2107. 00:25:10,755 --> 00:25:13,088
  2108. half the continent's
  2109. not gonna get presents, and that,
  2110.  
  2111. 477
  2112. 00:25:13,172 --> 00:25:14,672
  2113. well, that can never happen.
  2114.  
  2115. 478
  2116. 00:25:15,088 --> 00:25:18,172
  2117. Uh, so a few brats don't get presents.
  2118. It's not the end of the world.
  2119.  
  2120. 479
  2121. 00:25:21,213 --> 00:25:26,172
  2122. That's just the kinda lame garbage
  2123. I'd expect from a Lost Believer.
  2124.  
  2125. 480
  2126. 00:25:27,130 --> 00:25:28,922
  2127. You listen to me, Teddy Pierce.
  2128.  
  2129. 481
  2130. 00:25:30,005 --> 00:25:31,005
  2131. Tonight,
  2132.  
  2133. 482
  2134. 00:25:31,213 --> 00:25:35,130
  2135. young boys and girls
  2136. all over the globe are waiting, hoping,
  2137.  
  2138. 483
  2139. 00:25:35,213 --> 00:25:37,797
  2140. expecting Santa Claus to arrive.
  2141.  
  2142. 484
  2143. 00:25:38,255 --> 00:25:39,297
  2144. And if I don't...
  2145.  
  2146. 485
  2147. 00:25:39,630 --> 00:25:44,547
  2148. Well, you don't wanna know what happened
  2149. the last time I couldn't make my rounds.
  2150.  
  2151. 486
  2152. 00:25:44,797 --> 00:25:46,630
  2153. Yes, we do. Tell us.
  2154.  
  2155. 487
  2156. 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,130
  2157. [camcorder beeps]
  2158.  
  2159. 488
  2160. 00:25:48,797 --> 00:25:50,630
  2161. You've heard of the Dark Ages?
  2162.  
  2163. 489
  2164. 00:25:51,713 --> 00:25:53,963
  2165. Read about all those wars in school?
  2166.  
  2167. 490
  2168. 00:25:54,380 --> 00:25:55,713
  2169. Yeah, sure, but...
  2170.  
  2171. 491
  2172. 00:25:57,047 --> 00:25:59,130
  2173. Wait, those happened
  2174. because you missed Christmas?
  2175.  
  2176. 492
  2177. 00:25:59,380 --> 00:26:03,005
  2178. Christmas spirit is more powerful
  2179. than you could ever imagine.
  2180.  
  2181. 493
  2182. 00:26:03,630 --> 00:26:07,047
  2183. People need Christmas to remind themselves
  2184. of how good they can be!
  2185.  
  2186. 494
  2187. 00:26:07,505 --> 00:26:10,797
  2188. Without it, well, Christmas simply...
  2189.  
  2190. 495
  2191. 00:26:11,672 --> 00:26:13,047
  2192. must endure!
  2193.  
  2194. 496
  2195. 00:26:13,255 --> 00:26:16,172
  2196. All right,
  2197. I need to round up the reindeer,
  2198.  
  2199. 497
  2200. 00:26:16,255 --> 00:26:17,672
  2201. find my sack of presents,
  2202.  
  2203. 498
  2204. 00:26:17,755 --> 00:26:19,088
  2205. call the elves, and maybe,
  2206.  
  2207. 499
  2208. 00:26:19,172 --> 00:26:22,963
  2209. just maybe, I can still save Christmas.
  2210. [grunts]
  2211.  
  2212. 500
  2213. 00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:25,213
  2214. [mumbling] All right...
  2215.  
  2216. 501
  2217. 00:26:25,547 --> 00:26:26,547
  2218. [sighs]
  2219.  
  2220. 502
  2221. 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:28,620
  2222. - [device beeping slowly]
  2223. - Ooh.
  2224.  
  2225. 503
  2226. 00:26:29,088 --> 00:26:30,213
  2227. What is that?
  2228.  
  2229. 504
  2230. 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:33,547
  2231. Tracking device for the sack.
  2232.  
  2233. 505
  2234. 00:26:34,797 --> 00:26:37,130
  2235. The closer you get, the faster it chimes.
  2236.  
  2237. 506
  2238. 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:40,588
  2239. - It's pretty cool.
  2240. - Yeah, it is.
  2241.  
  2242. 507
  2243. 00:26:40,672 --> 00:26:41,672
  2244. [Santa] That's good.
  2245.  
  2246. 508
  2247. 00:26:42,672 --> 00:26:44,880
  2248. At least it's not that far away. [sighs]
  2249.  
  2250. 509
  2251. 00:26:45,297 --> 00:26:46,297
  2252. Uh...
  2253.  
  2254. 510
  2255. 00:26:49,713 --> 00:26:50,922
  2256. [clicks tongue] Well...
  2257.  
  2258. 511
  2259. 00:26:51,713 --> 00:26:52,713
  2260. bye.
  2261.  
  2262. 512
  2263. 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:56,005
  2264. [grunts] Ow!
  2265.  
  2266. 513
  2267. 00:26:56,255 --> 00:26:57,547
  2268. Santa, are you okay?
  2269.  
  2270. 514
  2271. 00:26:57,630 --> 00:26:59,672
  2272. [gasps] Oh no!
  2273.  
  2274. 515
  2275. 00:26:59,963 --> 00:27:01,588
  2276. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
  2277.  
  2278. 516
  2279. 00:27:01,797 --> 00:27:02,797
  2280. My hat!
  2281.  
  2282. 517
  2283. 00:27:03,297 --> 00:27:04,130
  2284. My hat's gone!
  2285.  
  2286. 518
  2287. 00:27:04,213 --> 00:27:05,297
  2288. Do you want mine?
  2289.  
  2290. 519
  2291. 00:27:05,380 --> 00:27:08,047
  2292. Oh, that... that won't help.
  2293. Your hat's not magic.
  2294.  
  2295. 520
  2296. 00:27:08,630 --> 00:27:09,547
  2297. Magic?
  2298.  
  2299. 521
  2300. 00:27:09,630 --> 00:27:11,672
  2301. Well, how do you think
  2302. I can turn into coal dust
  2303.  
  2304. 522
  2305. 00:27:11,755 --> 00:27:13,838
  2306. and leap from rooftop to rooftop?
  2307.  
  2308. 523
  2309. 00:27:14,380 --> 00:27:15,422
  2310. Pilates?
  2311.  
  2312. 524
  2313. 00:27:16,255 --> 00:27:17,255
  2314. My hat!
  2315.  
  2316. 525
  2317. 00:27:18,922 --> 00:27:21,422
  2318. [sighs] I can't believe this! She told me,
  2319.  
  2320. 526
  2321. 00:27:21,713 --> 00:27:23,713
  2322. "You should always bring a spare, Nick!"
  2323.  
  2324. 527
  2325. 00:27:24,547 --> 00:27:25,588
  2326. [groans]
  2327.  
  2328. 528
  2329. 00:27:26,672 --> 00:27:27,755
  2330. Well...
  2331.  
  2332. 529
  2333. 00:27:27,838 --> 00:27:30,797
  2334. I guess I'm gonna have to do this
  2335. the old-fashioned way.
  2336.  
  2337. 530
  2338. 00:27:31,672 --> 00:27:32,880
  2339. On foot.
  2340.  
  2341. 531
  2342. 00:27:32,963 --> 00:27:34,338
  2343. Santa, just let us help you!
  2344.  
  2345. 532
  2346. 00:27:34,422 --> 00:27:35,338
  2347. Oh, no, no, no.
  2348.  
  2349. 533
  2350. 00:27:35,422 --> 00:27:38,422
  2351. I think you've done quite enough damage
  2352. already, don't you?
  2353.  
  2354. 534
  2355. 00:27:38,672 --> 00:27:41,547
  2356. No, you just go on back to your house
  2357. and get some sleep.
  2358.  
  2359. 535
  2360. 00:27:41,630 --> 00:27:43,172
  2361. No need to wake up early.
  2362.  
  2363. 536
  2364. 00:27:43,338 --> 00:27:45,297
  2365. There won't be any presents.
  2366.  
  2367. 537
  2368. 00:27:45,797 --> 00:27:46,797
  2369. [gasps]
  2370.  
  2371. 538
  2372. 00:27:47,547 --> 00:27:50,463
  2373. [scoffs]
  2374. You two are on the naughty list for life.
  2375.  
  2376. 539
  2377. 00:27:55,422 --> 00:27:57,630
  2378. We can't just stay here! Santa needs us!
  2379.  
  2380. 540
  2381. 00:27:57,963 --> 00:27:59,547
  2382. I don't know. He seems pretty mad.
  2383.  
  2384. 541
  2385. 00:27:59,630 --> 00:28:01,189
  2386. - We should just head home.
  2387. - [Kate] Home?
  2388.  
  2389. 542
  2390. 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,047
  2391. We're, like, a thousand miles away!
  2392.  
  2393. 543
  2394. 00:28:03,505 --> 00:28:06,463
  2395. Teddy, you heard him.
  2396. We're on the naughty list for life!
  2397.  
  2398. 544
  2399. 00:28:07,172 --> 00:28:08,672
  2400. We've ruined Christmas!
  2401.  
  2402. 545
  2403. 00:28:08,755 --> 00:28:11,963
  2404. I mean, that's, like, the worst possible
  2405. thing a kid could ever do!
  2406.  
  2407. 546
  2408. 00:28:12,047 --> 00:28:14,422
  2409. Do you really wanna tell your kids
  2410. that you were that guy?
  2411.  
  2412. 547
  2413. 00:28:14,505 --> 00:28:18,463
  2414. The person responsible
  2415. for the Christmas Meltdown of 2018?
  2416.  
  2417. 548
  2418. 00:28:18,547 --> 00:28:21,213
  2419. - Okay, fine!
  2420. - [sighs]
  2421.  
  2422. 549
  2423. 00:28:23,047 --> 00:28:24,505
  2424. [Kate] Wait, Santa!
  2425.  
  2426. 550
  2427. 00:28:24,588 --> 00:28:26,005
  2428. We just wanna help!
  2429.  
  2430. 551
  2431. 00:28:26,255 --> 00:28:28,380
  2432. Ah, well, I can't do anything to stop you.
  2433.  
  2434. 552
  2435. 00:28:29,130 --> 00:28:33,338
  2436. You better watch out, you better not pout,
  2437. and you better not cry.
  2438.  
  2439. 553
  2440. 00:28:34,630 --> 00:28:37,172
  2441. I don't have time
  2442. for any more of your shenanigans.
  2443.  
  2444. 554
  2445. 00:28:37,255 --> 00:28:39,213
  2446. [train whistle blows]
  2447.  
  2448. 555
  2449. 00:28:43,005 --> 00:28:44,088
  2450. Ah, perfect.
  2451.  
  2452. 556
  2453. 00:28:44,172 --> 00:28:46,672
  2454. [Elvis Presley's "Here Comes Santa Claus"
  2455. playing]
  2456.  
  2457. 557
  2458. 00:28:47,172 --> 00:28:49,963
  2459. ♪ Here comes Santa Claus
  2460. Here comes Santa Claus ♪
  2461.  
  2462. 558
  2463. 00:28:50,047 --> 00:28:52,588
  2464. - ♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪
  2465. - [bells jingle]
  2466.  
  2467. 559
  2468. 00:28:53,213 --> 00:28:54,672
  2469. ♪ Vixen and Blitzen ♪
  2470.  
  2471. 560
  2472. 00:28:54,755 --> 00:28:58,047
  2473. Uh, I don't think I'm supposed to be
  2474. in here.
  2475.  
  2476. 561
  2477. 00:28:58,130 --> 00:29:00,380
  2478. Just stay next to me,
  2479. but I'll do the talking.
  2480.  
  2481. 562
  2482. 00:29:00,713 --> 00:29:01,713
  2483. [bar patron snoring]
  2484.  
  2485. 563
  2486. 00:29:02,963 --> 00:29:04,047
  2487. Can I help you?
  2488.  
  2489. 564
  2490. 00:29:04,755 --> 00:29:05,797
  2491. Wendy!
  2492.  
  2493. 565
  2494. 00:29:06,213 --> 00:29:09,088
  2495. - How do you know my name?
  2496. - [chuckles] You got so big!
  2497.  
  2498. 566
  2499. 00:29:09,422 --> 00:29:10,422
  2500. Excuse me?
  2501.  
  2502. 567
  2503. 00:29:10,838 --> 00:29:12,963
  2504. Ah, you know what I mean. Grown-up big!
  2505.  
  2506. 568
  2507. 00:29:13,255 --> 00:29:14,975
  2508. Now,
  2509. do you remember that letter you sent me
  2510.  
  2511. 569
  2512. 00:29:15,047 --> 00:29:17,047
  2513. about dreaming
  2514. of being a fashion designer?
  2515.  
  2516. 570
  2517. 00:29:17,755 --> 00:29:19,315
  2518. She used to always ask for sewing kits,
  2519.  
  2520. 571
  2521. 00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:20,838
  2522. little toy sewing machines.
  2523.  
  2524. 572
  2525. 00:29:20,922 --> 00:29:25,130
  2526. I think it was 2009 when you made
  2527. all the stockings by yourself.
  2528.  
  2529. 573
  2530. 00:29:25,213 --> 00:29:26,380
  2531. [chuckles] I...
  2532.  
  2533. 574
  2534. 00:29:26,505 --> 00:29:28,088
  2535. Yeah, I think so.
  2536.  
  2537. 575
  2538. 00:29:28,172 --> 00:29:31,547
  2539. Well, I'm sorry the fashion designer thing
  2540. didn't quite pan out.
  2541.  
  2542. 576
  2543. 00:29:32,047 --> 00:29:34,338
  2544. Yeah, I wanted to go to Parsons
  2545. and live in New York,
  2546.  
  2547. 577
  2548. 00:29:34,463 --> 00:29:36,463
  2549. but I couldn't afford the tuition.
  2550.  
  2551. 578
  2552. 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:37,880
  2553. Hmm...
  2554.  
  2555. 579
  2556. 00:29:38,130 --> 00:29:39,490
  2557. - No.
  2558. - [Wendy] Wait, what is this?
  2559.  
  2560. 580
  2561. 00:29:39,755 --> 00:29:42,355
  2562. Is this some kind of reality show?
  2563. How do you know all that stuff?
  2564.  
  2565. 581
  2566. 00:29:42,422 --> 00:29:43,547
  2567. [Santa] Kate, come on.
  2568.  
  2569. 582
  2570. 00:29:43,630 --> 00:29:44,880
  2571. Did you talk to my mom?
  2572.  
  2573. 583
  2574. 00:29:45,172 --> 00:29:47,588
  2575. Oh, no, no, no.
  2576. I certainly wouldn't ruin the surprise
  2577.  
  2578. 584
  2579. 00:29:47,672 --> 00:29:49,672
  2580. of that beautiful scarf
  2581. you made for your mom.
  2582.  
  2583. 585
  2584. 00:29:51,047 --> 00:29:52,767
  2585. - Wendy, we've got a big problem.
  2586. - [laughs]
  2587.  
  2588. 586
  2589. 00:29:52,797 --> 00:29:54,463
  2590. We need a ride into the city.
  2591.  
  2592. 587
  2593. 00:29:54,547 --> 00:29:57,172
  2594. Oh, I don't have a car.
  2595. Can you call an Uber?
  2596.  
  2597. 588
  2598. 00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:58,630
  2599. Don't have an account.
  2600.  
  2601. 589
  2602. 00:29:58,880 --> 00:30:00,255
  2603. Um, a taxi?
  2604.  
  2605. 590
  2606. 00:30:00,505 --> 00:30:02,130
  2607. Oh, you guys got any cash on you?
  2608.  
  2609. 591
  2610. 00:30:02,213 --> 00:30:03,297
  2611. [both] No.
  2612.  
  2613. 592
  2614. 00:30:03,380 --> 00:30:04,380
  2615. Ah, right.
  2616.  
  2617. 593
  2618. 00:30:05,505 --> 00:30:07,963
  2619. You think I can pay the driver...
  2620. with these?
  2621.  
  2622. 594
  2623. 00:30:08,255 --> 00:30:11,005
  2624. - [laughs]
  2625. - Santa! Sorry.
  2626.  
  2627. 595
  2628. 00:30:11,588 --> 00:30:14,005
  2629. You know what? Um...
  2630. Here, take my tips.
  2631.  
  2632. 596
  2633. 00:30:14,088 --> 00:30:16,213
  2634. Um, although I don't think
  2635. it's enough to cover
  2636.  
  2637. 597
  2638. 00:30:16,297 --> 00:30:17,937
  2639. - a cab ride...
  2640. - That's very kind of you,
  2641.  
  2642. 598
  2643. 00:30:17,963 --> 00:30:19,803
  2644. but I'm sure somebody
  2645. in here will help us out.
  2646.  
  2647. 599
  2648. 00:30:24,880 --> 00:30:26,963
  2649. Uh, sorry for the intrusion, folks.
  2650.  
  2651. 600
  2652. 00:30:28,255 --> 00:30:29,963
  2653. - I'm...
  2654. - Santa Claus.
  2655.  
  2656. 601
  2657. 00:30:30,047 --> 00:30:32,338
  2658. - The real Santa Claus!
  2659. - Yeah, that's okay, Kate.
  2660.  
  2661. 602
  2662. 00:30:32,422 --> 00:30:35,255
  2663. - Not just one of those phony mall ones.
  2664. - I've got this.
  2665.  
  2666. 603
  2667. 00:30:35,338 --> 00:30:37,172
  2668. You don't look like Santa Claus.
  2669.  
  2670. 604
  2671. 00:30:41,713 --> 00:30:45,255
  2672. Yeah, well,
  2673. billboards add 80 pounds, Freddie.
  2674.  
  2675. 605
  2676. 00:30:46,130 --> 00:30:47,505
  2677. As I was saying,
  2678.  
  2679. 606
  2680. 00:30:48,005 --> 00:30:50,672
  2681. we've got ourselves
  2682. an emergency situation here.
  2683.  
  2684. 607
  2685. 00:30:50,755 --> 00:30:52,755
  2686. Christmas is in trouble.
  2687.  
  2688. 608
  2689. 00:30:53,213 --> 00:30:54,922
  2690. And if you all want presents
  2691. under the tree
  2692.  
  2693. 609
  2694. 00:30:55,172 --> 00:30:57,088
  2695. and in your stockings in the morning,
  2696.  
  2697. 610
  2698. 00:30:57,338 --> 00:30:58,630
  2699. then I need your help.
  2700.  
  2701. 611
  2702. 00:30:59,422 --> 00:31:00,422
  2703. So...
  2704.  
  2705. 612
  2706. 00:31:00,505 --> 00:31:03,922
  2707. who here can give us a ride into the city
  2708. so I can find my reindeer?
  2709.  
  2710. 613
  2711. 00:31:04,588 --> 00:31:06,797
  2712. [indistinct chatter]
  2713.  
  2714. 614
  2715. 00:31:09,213 --> 00:31:10,880
  2716. Uh, Min-Jun.
  2717.  
  2718. 615
  2719. 00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:15,047
  2720. [in Korean] Can you help?
  2721.  
  2722. 616
  2723. 00:31:15,297 --> 00:31:17,213
  2724. I'm sorry, we can't help.
  2725.  
  2726. 617
  2727. 00:31:18,963 --> 00:31:20,755
  2728. [in English] Vijay! Beena!
  2729.  
  2730. 618
  2731. 00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:23,220
  2732. [in Hindi] You guys have a car
  2733. you can lend me?
  2734.  
  2735. 619
  2736. 00:31:23,297 --> 00:31:24,755
  2737. Please leave us alone.
  2738.  
  2739. 620
  2740. 00:31:25,005 --> 00:31:26,005
  2741. Hmm.
  2742.  
  2743. 621
  2744. 00:31:26,213 --> 00:31:27,963
  2745. [in English]
  2746. And I speak English, you moron.
  2747.  
  2748. 622
  2749. 00:31:29,005 --> 00:31:30,755
  2750. [chuckles] Hope you like coal.
  2751.  
  2752. 623
  2753. 00:31:31,088 --> 00:31:34,088
  2754. [sighs] Larry and Sheila Bumperton.
  2755.  
  2756. 624
  2757. 00:31:35,047 --> 00:31:36,047
  2758. Well...
  2759.  
  2760. 625
  2761. 00:31:36,630 --> 00:31:39,047
  2762. Hey, Larry! Sheila.
  2763.  
  2764. 626
  2765. 00:31:39,338 --> 00:31:41,880
  2766. Larry, you drove your Porsche
  2767. here tonight, didn't you?
  2768.  
  2769. 627
  2770. 00:31:42,255 --> 00:31:45,297
  2771. - Yeah.
  2772. - How would you like to trade that Porsche
  2773.  
  2774. 628
  2775. 00:31:45,380 --> 00:31:48,130
  2776. for a mint condition 1952...
  2777.  
  2778. 629
  2779. 00:31:48,213 --> 00:31:50,338
  2780. - [bells jingle]
  2781. - ...Mickey Mantle rookie card?
  2782.  
  2783. 630
  2784. 00:31:50,922 --> 00:31:53,213
  2785. I know you've always wanted one.
  2786.  
  2787. 631
  2788. 00:31:53,922 --> 00:31:56,088
  2789. - Is this thing real?
  2790. - Oh, yes.
  2791.  
  2792. 632
  2793. 00:31:57,130 --> 00:31:59,088
  2794. - It's a deal. It's a deal.
  2795. - I thought so.
  2796.  
  2797. 633
  2798. 00:31:59,422 --> 00:32:01,255
  2799. - It's at the valet.
  2800. - No, it's not!
  2801.  
  2802. 634
  2803. 00:32:01,338 --> 00:32:04,713
  2804. You're not trading our Porsche
  2805. for a baseball card, Larry!
  2806.  
  2807. 635
  2808. 00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,963
  2809. - Know what that is worth?
  2810. - What it's worth? Nothing!
  2811.  
  2812. 636
  2813. 00:32:07,047 --> 00:32:09,130
  2814. - [Larry and Santa groan]
  2815. - That's what it's worth!
  2816.  
  2817. 637
  2818. 00:32:09,213 --> 00:32:10,463
  2819. Get outta here, you bum!
  2820.  
  2821. 638
  2822. 00:32:10,547 --> 00:32:12,005
  2823. Merry Christmas. [sighs]
  2824.  
  2825. 639
  2826. 00:32:12,088 --> 00:32:15,630
  2827. There is a maniac dressed
  2828. in a weird Santa costume
  2829.  
  2830. 640
  2831. 00:32:15,713 --> 00:32:16,797
  2832. harassing the customers.
  2833.  
  2834. 641
  2835. 00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:20,380
  2836. He's got two kids with him.
  2837. It could be an AMBER Alert situation.
  2838.  
  2839. 642
  2840. 00:32:20,463 --> 00:32:22,423
  2841. - We gotta get out of here.
  2842. - [Santa] Jeff! I know
  2843.  
  2844. 643
  2845. 00:32:22,463 --> 00:32:24,606
  2846. - you've had a hard time believ...
  2847. - Okay, sorry, folks!
  2848.  
  2849. 644
  2850. 00:32:24,630 --> 00:32:26,547
  2851. - Grandpa's a little...
  2852. - What are you doing?
  2853.  
  2854. 645
  2855. 00:32:26,630 --> 00:32:28,672
  2856. - What has gotten into you?
  2857. - Okay, Santa, let's go!
  2858.  
  2859. 646
  2860. 00:32:28,755 --> 00:32:31,963
  2861. [shouts] Hey! You three! Out!
  2862.  
  2863. 647
  2864. 00:32:32,255 --> 00:32:34,630
  2865. [chuckles] Well, well, well...
  2866.  
  2867. 648
  2868. 00:32:35,172 --> 00:32:37,380
  2869. if it isn't Charlie Plummer!
  2870.  
  2871. 649
  2872. 00:32:38,005 --> 00:32:40,755
  2873. Now, old Charlie here is
  2874. in the Naughty List Hall of Fame!
  2875.  
  2876. 650
  2877. 00:32:41,255 --> 00:32:44,135
  2878. Ah, you just got outta the joint again,
  2879. what, about a month ago, Charlie?
  2880.  
  2881. 651
  2882. 00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:45,213
  2883. [softly] Mm-hmm.
  2884.  
  2885. 652
  2886. 00:32:45,755 --> 00:32:47,172
  2887. Armed robbery...
  2888.  
  2889. 653
  2890. 00:32:47,255 --> 00:32:49,380
  2891. money laundering, grand theft auto.
  2892.  
  2893. 654
  2894. 00:32:49,588 --> 00:32:50,672
  2895. You know what, Charlie?
  2896.  
  2897. 655
  2898. 00:32:51,505 --> 00:32:53,547
  2899. I don't think your parole officer
  2900. would be too happy
  2901.  
  2902. 656
  2903. 00:32:53,630 --> 00:32:55,880
  2904. if he knew you'd stolen
  2905. that red Dodge Challenger
  2906.  
  2907. 657
  2908. 00:32:55,963 --> 00:32:57,380
  2909. a couple of days ago, do you?
  2910.  
  2911. 658
  2912. 00:32:57,797 --> 00:33:01,213
  2913. Yeah, well, what my parole officer
  2914. doesn't know won't hurt him.
  2915.  
  2916. 659
  2917. 00:33:01,838 --> 00:33:04,838
  2918. You, on the other hand,
  2919. might not be so lucky!
  2920.  
  2921. 660
  2922. 00:33:04,922 --> 00:33:06,130
  2923. No judgments!
  2924.  
  2925. 661
  2926. 00:33:06,213 --> 00:33:09,047
  2927. After all, my friend Teddy here
  2928. is headed down the same path.
  2929.  
  2930. 662
  2931. 00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:10,770
  2932. I mean, he's still a little young, but...
  2933.  
  2934. 663
  2935. 00:33:11,047 --> 00:33:12,963
  2936. you keep going, couple years,
  2937. this could be you.
  2938.  
  2939. 664
  2940. 00:33:13,505 --> 00:33:16,172
  2941. Prison tattoos and slinging tequila shots!
  2942.  
  2943. 665
  2944. 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:18,630
  2945. - Okay, that's it!
  2946. - All right, out! Out, out, out, out!
  2947.  
  2948. 666
  2949. 00:33:18,713 --> 00:33:19,963
  2950. Bye, Wendy!
  2951.  
  2952. 667
  2953. 00:33:20,047 --> 00:33:21,172
  2954. - Good luck!
  2955. - [bells jingle]
  2956.  
  2957. 668
  2958. 00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:22,505
  2959. Let's go! Okay, hold the doors!
  2960.  
  2961. 669
  2962. 00:33:22,963 --> 00:33:23,963
  2963. [grunts]
  2964.  
  2965. 670
  2966. 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:29,005
  2967. - [gasps and grunts]
  2968. - [patrons] Oh!
  2969.  
  2970. 671
  2971. 00:33:29,130 --> 00:33:30,130
  2972. Be careful.
  2973.  
  2974. 672
  2975. 00:33:30,338 --> 00:33:31,755
  2976. [grunts]
  2977.  
  2978. 673
  2979. 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:35,630
  2980. - [Santa] Sweet dreams, Charlie.
  2981. - [watch chimes]
  2982.  
  2983. 674
  2984. 00:33:35,713 --> 00:33:39,380
  2985. Oh no!
  2986. Christmas spirit's already down 35%.
  2987.  
  2988. 675
  2989. 00:33:39,463 --> 00:33:41,630
  2990. We need to get things back on track.
  2991.  
  2992. 676
  2993. 00:33:41,713 --> 00:33:42,880
  2994. - Hold on.
  2995. - What?
  2996.  
  2997. 677
  2998. 00:33:43,838 --> 00:33:44,838
  2999. Shh.
  3000.  
  3001. 678
  3002. 00:33:47,297 --> 00:33:50,047
  3003. [boy on tablet] You better run!
  3004.  
  3005. 679
  3006. 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,880
  3007. She's our friend and she's crazy!
  3008.  
  3009. 680
  3010. 00:33:52,255 --> 00:33:57,047
  3011. If you come back here, she'll kill you!
  3012. You hear me? She'll kill you...
  3013.  
  3014. 681
  3015. 00:33:58,463 --> 00:33:59,463
  3016. [both] Oh.
  3017.  
  3018. 682
  3019. 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,380
  3020. Ah...
  3021.  
  3022. 683
  3023. 00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:04,963
  3024. No, no, no, no. Teddy, Teddy,
  3025. I don't think this is such a good idea.
  3026.  
  3027. 684
  3028. 00:34:05,047 --> 00:34:06,255
  3029. Neither do I.
  3030.  
  3031. 685
  3032. 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:08,422
  3033. Oh, come on!
  3034. Do you wanna save Christmas?
  3035.  
  3036. 686
  3037. 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:10,005
  3038. Well, not by stealing a car.
  3039.  
  3040. 687
  3041. 00:34:10,172 --> 00:34:11,338
  3042. Uh, that kinda undermines
  3043.  
  3044. 688
  3045. 00:34:11,422 --> 00:34:13,422
  3046. the whole naughty or nice concept,
  3047. don't you think?
  3048.  
  3049. 689
  3050. 00:34:13,505 --> 00:34:15,648
  3051. Don't you break into, like,
  3052. a billion homes every year?
  3053.  
  3054. 690
  3055. 00:34:15,672 --> 00:34:19,297
  3056. - I mean, technically, that's illegal, too.
  3057. - Fair point.
  3058.  
  3059. 691
  3060. 00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:21,547
  3061. And, plus, it's not just any car.
  3062.  
  3063. 692
  3064. 00:34:21,838 --> 00:34:22,922
  3065. It's this car.
  3066.  
  3067. 693
  3068. 00:34:23,005 --> 00:34:24,588
  3069. [alarm beeps]
  3070.  
  3071. 694
  3072. 00:34:24,838 --> 00:34:25,838
  3073. Oh...
  3074.  
  3075. 695
  3076. 00:34:26,755 --> 00:34:29,130
  3077. I mean, we're not even breaking the law
  3078. because...
  3079.  
  3080. 696
  3081. 00:34:29,213 --> 00:34:30,963
  3082. you know, the car's already stolen.
  3083.  
  3084. 697
  3085. 00:34:31,047 --> 00:34:33,880
  3086. - And when we're finished, we'll just...
  3087. - Turn it in to the police.
  3088.  
  3089. 698
  3090. 00:34:33,963 --> 00:34:35,630
  3091. - Yeah.
  3092. - Let's go.
  3093.  
  3094. 699
  3095. 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:40,422
  3096. All right, now, slow down.
  3097. Just be cool. Walk regular. Regular.
  3098.  
  3099. 700
  3100. 00:34:40,505 --> 00:34:42,130
  3101. Hey, hey, slow down! Slow down!
  3102.  
  3103. 701
  3104. 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:44,213
  3105. You're not even old enough to drive!
  3106.  
  3107. 702
  3108. 00:34:45,463 --> 00:34:47,463
  3109. - Hey!
  3110. - Oh, no time to argue! Look!
  3111.  
  3112. 703
  3113. 00:34:47,547 --> 00:34:48,838
  3114. That's my car!
  3115.  
  3116. 704
  3117. 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,963
  3118. - No, it's not! You stole it!
  3119. - Get in, get in!
  3120.  
  3121. 705
  3122. 00:34:52,047 --> 00:34:55,297
  3123. - [engine roars]
  3124. - [tires squeal]
  3125.  
  3126. 706
  3127. 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:56,713
  3128. [Charlie] No, stop! Stop!
  3129.  
  3130. 707
  3131. 00:34:57,588 --> 00:34:59,088
  3132. That's my car!
  3133.  
  3134. 708
  3135. 00:35:01,797 --> 00:35:02,963
  3136. [panting]
  3137.  
  3138. 709
  3139. 00:35:03,588 --> 00:35:06,880
  3140. Hey, don't worry, Charlie.
  3141. I just reported it stolen.
  3142.  
  3143. 710
  3144. 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,797
  3145. You did what?
  3146.  
  3147. 711
  3148. 00:35:10,005 --> 00:35:12,463
  3149. - [engine revs]
  3150. - [tires squeal]
  3151.  
  3152. 712
  3153. 00:35:12,963 --> 00:35:14,213
  3154. [sighs]
  3155.  
  3156. 713
  3157. 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:17,755
  3158. [sniffs]
  3159.  
  3160. 714
  3161. 00:35:18,713 --> 00:35:19,547
  3162. How we doing?
  3163.  
  3164. 715
  3165. 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,350
  3166. No one's following us,
  3167. so you can slow down.
  3168.  
  3169. 716
  3170. 00:35:21,422 --> 00:35:23,102
  3171. Oh, come on, I'm not even going that fast!
  3172.  
  3173. 717
  3174. 00:35:23,172 --> 00:35:25,338
  3175. Here we go... [grunts]
  3176.  
  3177. 718
  3178. 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,213
  3179. All right, now we're getting somewhere.
  3180.  
  3181. 719
  3182. 00:35:29,547 --> 00:35:31,797
  3183. Uh, Santa,
  3184. you know that stuff's junk, right?
  3185.  
  3186. 720
  3187. 00:35:32,922 --> 00:35:35,797
  3188. Yeah, well, Katie Cat, one man's junk...
  3189.  
  3190. 721
  3191. 00:35:36,505 --> 00:35:37,880
  3192. is Santa's treasure.
  3193.  
  3194. 722
  3195. 00:35:38,505 --> 00:35:39,963
  3196. Teddy, I'm gonna need your knife.
  3197.  
  3198. 723
  3199. 00:35:46,130 --> 00:35:48,047
  3200. - Hmm.
  3201. - [rattling]
  3202.  
  3203. 724
  3204. 00:35:49,297 --> 00:35:51,505
  3205. [grunts, sighs]
  3206.  
  3207. 725
  3208. 00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:53,880
  3209. Uh, Santa,
  3210. that's not how you work the radio.
  3211.  
  3212. 726
  3213. 00:35:54,255 --> 00:35:56,755
  3214. [static buzzes]
  3215.  
  3216. 727
  3217. 00:35:56,838 --> 00:35:58,588
  3218. - [woman on radio] ...disturbance...
  3219. - Cool!
  3220.  
  3221. 728
  3222. 00:35:58,672 --> 00:36:02,047
  3223. on the corner of Naperville and Roslyn.
  3224. Car 476 responding.
  3225.  
  3226. 729
  3227. 00:36:02,797 --> 00:36:06,088
  3228. - How did you just...
  3229. - I am the greatest toymaker on Earth.
  3230.  
  3231. 730
  3232. 00:36:06,588 --> 00:36:09,047
  3233. [man on radio] All units,
  3234. we have a reported grand theft auto.
  3235.  
  3236. 731
  3237. 00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:14,588
  3238. A 2014 red Dodge Challenger, license plate
  3239. six, Bravo, Lima, seven, two, four.
  3240.  
  3241. 732
  3242. 00:36:14,672 --> 00:36:17,130
  3243. Stolen by two kids
  3244. and an extremely large man.
  3245.  
  3246. 733
  3247. 00:36:17,213 --> 00:36:19,755
  3248. [chuckles]
  3249. A guy goes to the gym every day,
  3250.  
  3251. 734
  3252. 00:36:19,838 --> 00:36:23,463
  3253. stays away from sugar and carbs,
  3254. what difference does it make? Oh man.
  3255.  
  3256. 735
  3257. 00:36:23,547 --> 00:36:25,307
  3258. [man 2 on radio] Attention,
  3259. we have sightings
  3260.  
  3261. 736
  3262. 00:36:25,380 --> 00:36:26,713
  3263. of what appear to be...
  3264.  
  3265. 737
  3266. 00:36:26,963 --> 00:36:28,963
  3267. reindeer...
  3268. running down Michigan Avenue...
  3269.  
  3270. 738
  3271. 00:36:29,047 --> 00:36:31,064
  3272. - Just what we're looking for.
  3273. - [man 2] Not a joke.
  3274.  
  3275. 739
  3276. 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:34,255
  3277. I have a team of reindeer headed
  3278. southbound on Michigan Avenue,
  3279.  
  3280. 740
  3281. 00:36:34,338 --> 00:36:35,255
  3282. toward Water Tower.
  3283.  
  3284. 741
  3285. 00:36:35,338 --> 00:36:37,005
  3286. They're not that far away.
  3287.  
  3288. 742
  3289. 00:36:37,088 --> 00:36:40,172
  3290. - That way! Go!
  3291. - The, uh... The car can't fly, Santa.
  3292.  
  3293. 743
  3294. 00:36:40,713 --> 00:36:45,255
  3295. Right, habit. Okay, left on State,
  3296. right on Erie, left on Michigan.
  3297.  
  3298. 744
  3299. 00:36:45,338 --> 00:36:47,047
  3300. How do you know so much about Chicago?
  3301.  
  3302. 745
  3303. 00:36:47,130 --> 00:36:48,838
  3304. I know every street in the world, kid.
  3305.  
  3306. 746
  3307. 00:36:48,922 --> 00:36:50,882
  3308. Teddy, you think
  3309. we could pick it up a little bit?
  3310.  
  3311. 747
  3312. 00:36:52,088 --> 00:36:53,172
  3313. Put your seat belt on.
  3314.  
  3315. 748
  3316. 00:36:53,547 --> 00:36:54,672
  3317. [chuckles softly]
  3318.  
  3319. 749
  3320. 00:36:54,963 --> 00:36:56,588
  3321. [seat belt clicks]
  3322.  
  3323. 750
  3324. 00:36:57,213 --> 00:36:58,505
  3325. State Street, go!
  3326.  
  3327. 751
  3328. 00:36:58,588 --> 00:37:00,672
  3329. - [horn blares]
  3330. - [tires squeal]
  3331.  
  3332. 752
  3333. 00:37:00,755 --> 00:37:02,255
  3334. [engine revs]
  3335.  
  3336. 753
  3337. 00:37:05,297 --> 00:37:06,797
  3338. Good move, Teddy.
  3339.  
  3340. 754
  3341. 00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:15,922
  3342. [clears throat]
  3343.  
  3344. 755
  3345. 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:22,797
  3346. All right.
  3347.  
  3348. 756
  3349. 00:37:23,547 --> 00:37:25,130
  3350. Slow down, Teddy.
  3351.  
  3352. 757
  3353. 00:37:25,922 --> 00:37:28,088
  3354. See if we can find my reindeer.
  3355.  
  3356. 758
  3357. 00:37:29,088 --> 00:37:30,088
  3358. [grunts]
  3359.  
  3360. 759
  3361. 00:37:34,255 --> 00:37:35,255
  3362. [sighs]
  3363.  
  3364. 760
  3365. 00:37:36,213 --> 00:37:37,213
  3366. Donner!
  3367.  
  3368. 761
  3369. 00:37:38,005 --> 00:37:39,005
  3370. Comet!
  3371.  
  3372. 762
  3373. 00:37:40,047 --> 00:37:41,755
  3374. [whistles] Blitzen!
  3375.  
  3376. 763
  3377. 00:37:42,297 --> 00:37:44,588
  3378. [whistles, clicks tongue, whistles]
  3379.  
  3380. 764
  3381. 00:37:45,838 --> 00:37:47,172
  3382. - Dasher!
  3383. - [bells jingling]
  3384.  
  3385. 765
  3386. 00:37:47,255 --> 00:37:49,088
  3387. [Kate] You guys! There...
  3388. There they are!
  3389.  
  3390. 766
  3391. 00:37:49,172 --> 00:37:50,005
  3392. Where?
  3393.  
  3394. 767
  3395. 00:37:50,088 --> 00:37:53,005
  3396. Back down that street!
  3397. Turn around, Teddy! Turn around!
  3398.  
  3399. 768
  3400. 00:37:53,088 --> 00:37:54,547
  3401. [tires squeal]
  3402.  
  3403. 769
  3404. 00:38:00,922 --> 00:38:02,505
  3405. [sleigh bells ringing]
  3406.  
  3407. 770
  3408. 00:38:02,630 --> 00:38:03,672
  3409. Teddy, stop the car!
  3410.  
  3411. 771
  3412. 00:38:04,422 --> 00:38:06,005
  3413. - [brakes squeal]
  3414. - [grunts]
  3415.  
  3416. 772
  3417. 00:38:06,380 --> 00:38:09,255
  3418. Prancer! Dancer! Get back here!
  3419.  
  3420. 773
  3421. 00:38:09,338 --> 00:38:11,547
  3422. Comet! Cupid! Donner!
  3423.  
  3424. 774
  3425. 00:38:11,630 --> 00:38:14,463
  3426. Did I say Dasher?
  3427. [chuckles] I always forget Vixen. Vixen!
  3428.  
  3429. 775
  3430. 00:38:14,547 --> 00:38:15,963
  3431. Guys! Guys!
  3432.  
  3433. 776
  3434. 00:38:16,463 --> 00:38:17,797
  3435. [indistinct radio chatter]
  3436.  
  3437. 777
  3438. 00:38:18,588 --> 00:38:20,005
  3439. All right. Kate, come here.
  3440.  
  3441. 778
  3442. 00:38:20,297 --> 00:38:21,297
  3443. Yeah?
  3444.  
  3445. 779
  3446. 00:38:21,713 --> 00:38:23,380
  3447. You go after the reindeer.
  3448.  
  3449. 780
  3450. 00:38:23,463 --> 00:38:25,630
  3451. - Teddy and I are gonna buy you some time.
  3452. - What?
  3453.  
  3454. 781
  3455. 00:38:25,713 --> 00:38:27,433
  3456. We can't leave my sister
  3457. all alone out here.
  3458.  
  3459. 782
  3460. 00:38:27,463 --> 00:38:28,672
  3461. Teddy, I can handle it.
  3462.  
  3463. 783
  3464. 00:38:28,755 --> 00:38:31,338
  3465. - [Teddy] But I think...
  3466. - She said she can handle it, Teddy.
  3467.  
  3468. 784
  3469. 00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:35,797
  3470. I've always believed in you, Kate.
  3471.  
  3472. 785
  3473. 00:38:36,797 --> 00:38:38,172
  3474. I've always believed in you.
  3475.  
  3476. 786
  3477. 00:38:39,713 --> 00:38:41,255
  3478. Unlike some people.
  3479.  
  3480. 787
  3481. 00:38:42,047 --> 00:38:43,547
  3482. Guys, we better move.
  3483.  
  3484. 788
  3485. 00:38:44,797 --> 00:38:47,755
  3486. You can do this. Go get 'em.
  3487.  
  3488. 789
  3489. 00:38:50,047 --> 00:38:51,755
  3490. [police siren wails]
  3491.  
  3492. 790
  3493. 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:56,297
  3494. [Santa] All right, all right. Hey, hey,
  3495. hey, hey. I'm driving! I'm... Dude! Out!
  3496.  
  3497. 791
  3498. 00:38:58,005 --> 00:38:59,645
  3499. [man over speaker]
  3500. Get out of the vehicle.
  3501.  
  3502. 792
  3503. 00:38:59,713 --> 00:39:00,713
  3504. [Santa] Come on!
  3505.  
  3506. 793
  3507. 00:39:00,797 --> 00:39:02,422
  3508. Come on, quick! Here we go!
  3509.  
  3510. 794
  3511. 00:39:02,505 --> 00:39:03,797
  3512. [tires squeal]
  3513.  
  3514. 795
  3515. 00:39:03,880 --> 00:39:05,505
  3516. - Hey!
  3517. - Get outta the car, man!
  3518.  
  3519. 796
  3520. 00:39:05,588 --> 00:39:06,797
  3521. Yeah, yeah, I got it.
  3522.  
  3523. 797
  3524. 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,463
  3525. [Teddy] Oh, my God! It's an automatic!
  3526.  
  3527. 798
  3528. 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:11,107
  3529. - I'm a little rusty! Relax!
  3530. - [Teddy] It's not that complicated!
  3531.  
  3532. 799
  3533. 00:39:11,172 --> 00:39:12,463
  3534. [engine revs]
  3535.  
  3536. 800
  3537. 00:39:14,963 --> 00:39:18,130
  3538. - [engine starts, revs]
  3539. - [siren wailing]
  3540.  
  3541. 801
  3542. 00:39:19,172 --> 00:39:20,797
  3543. [tires squeal]
  3544.  
  3545. 802
  3546. 00:39:24,838 --> 00:39:26,130
  3547. All right!
  3548.  
  3549. 803
  3550. 00:39:26,213 --> 00:39:28,547
  3551. I mean, I'm used to something
  3552. with more pop under the hood,
  3553.  
  3554. 804
  3555. 00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:31,088
  3556. but, man, this baby really handles!
  3557.  
  3558. 805
  3559. 00:39:31,172 --> 00:39:34,047
  3560. I mean, can't you just wave your hand
  3561. and Jedi mind trick the cops?
  3562.  
  3563. 806
  3564. 00:39:34,130 --> 00:39:36,755
  3565. I'm Santa Claus, Teddy, not Yoda. [grunts]
  3566.  
  3567. 807
  3568. 00:39:39,838 --> 00:39:41,255
  3569. [tires squeal]
  3570.  
  3571. 808
  3572. 00:39:43,213 --> 00:39:44,505
  3573. Reindeer!
  3574.  
  3575. 809
  3576. 00:39:45,755 --> 00:39:46,755
  3577. Comet!
  3578.  
  3579. 810
  3580. 00:39:47,797 --> 00:39:49,755
  3581. - Blitzen!
  3582. - [engines roar]
  3583.  
  3584. 811
  3585. 00:39:49,838 --> 00:39:51,463
  3586. [siren wailing]
  3587.  
  3588. 812
  3589. 00:39:51,547 --> 00:39:52,797
  3590. Where are you?
  3591.  
  3592. 813
  3593. 00:39:54,005 --> 00:39:56,005
  3594. - [sleigh bells ringing]
  3595. - [reindeer snort]
  3596.  
  3597. 814
  3598. 00:39:57,172 --> 00:39:58,172
  3599. [gasps]
  3600.  
  3601. 815
  3602. 00:39:58,422 --> 00:40:00,797
  3603. [reindeer grunting]
  3604.  
  3605. 816
  3606. 00:40:01,047 --> 00:40:02,797
  3607. Shh, it's okay. It's okay.
  3608.  
  3609. 817
  3610. 00:40:04,255 --> 00:40:06,047
  3611. I won't hurt you. I'm with Santa.
  3612.  
  3613. 818
  3614. 00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:08,255
  3615. - [snorts]
  3616. - [Kate] You can trust me.
  3617.  
  3618. 819
  3619. 00:40:11,838 --> 00:40:13,880
  3620. [plastic crinkles]
  3621.  
  3622. 820
  3623. 00:40:13,963 --> 00:40:15,213
  3624. - Here!
  3625. - [reindeer snort]
  3626.  
  3627. 821
  3628. 00:40:16,297 --> 00:40:17,963
  3629. [Kate] It's just a candy cane.
  3630.  
  3631. 822
  3632. 00:40:18,047 --> 00:40:19,963
  3633. - [snorts]
  3634. - [Kate] Don't you want some?
  3635.  
  3636. 823
  3637. 00:40:23,213 --> 00:40:24,213
  3638. It's okay.
  3639.  
  3640. 824
  3641. 00:40:24,630 --> 00:40:26,088
  3642. I'm one of the good guys.
  3643.  
  3644. 825
  3645. 00:40:26,547 --> 00:40:29,088
  3646. [sniffs]
  3647.  
  3648. 826
  3649. 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:34,130
  3650. [crunches]
  3651.  
  3652. 827
  3653. 00:40:38,005 --> 00:40:39,338
  3654. You can trust me.
  3655.  
  3656. 828
  3657. 00:40:44,297 --> 00:40:46,630
  3658. There you go. It's okay.
  3659.  
  3660. 829
  3661. 00:40:47,380 --> 00:40:48,380
  3662. It's okay.
  3663.  
  3664. 830
  3665. 00:40:50,338 --> 00:40:53,047
  3666. [reindeer bellows softly]
  3667.  
  3668. 831
  3669. 00:40:54,213 --> 00:40:56,297
  3670. I'm Kate, and you're...
  3671.  
  3672. 832
  3673. 00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:58,422
  3674. Comet.
  3675.  
  3676. 833
  3677. 00:40:58,547 --> 00:41:00,797
  3678. Comet? The Comet?
  3679.  
  3680. 834
  3681. 00:41:01,088 --> 00:41:03,297
  3682. Wow,
  3683. you're really famous where I come from!
  3684.  
  3685. 835
  3686. 00:41:03,380 --> 00:41:05,338
  3687. Santa's really worried about you.
  3688.  
  3689. 836
  3690. 00:41:05,422 --> 00:41:07,255
  3691. Is it okay if I take you to him?
  3692.  
  3693. 837
  3694. 00:41:07,630 --> 00:41:08,880
  3695. [bellows softly]
  3696.  
  3697. 838
  3698. 00:41:09,547 --> 00:41:11,338
  3699. Okay. [chuckles]
  3700.  
  3701. 839
  3702. 00:41:12,338 --> 00:41:14,047
  3703. - [snorts]
  3704. - [chuckles softly]
  3705.  
  3706. 840
  3707. 00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:18,213
  3708. Whoa!
  3709.  
  3710. 841
  3711. 00:41:18,922 --> 00:41:20,005
  3712. [laughs] Whoo-hoo!
  3713.  
  3714. 842
  3715. 00:41:20,672 --> 00:41:24,213
  3716. - [engines roar]
  3717. - [police siren continues wailing]
  3718.  
  3719. 843
  3720. 00:41:24,838 --> 00:41:28,213
  3721. [laughs] Trading in eight reindeer
  3722. for 400 horses!
  3723.  
  3724. 844
  3725. 00:41:32,338 --> 00:41:33,939
  3726. - [laughing]
  3727. - We've been in enough crashes
  3728.  
  3729. 845
  3730. 00:41:33,963 --> 00:41:35,422
  3731. for one night, don't you think?
  3732.  
  3733. 846
  3734. 00:41:35,505 --> 00:41:38,338
  3735. - Hang on. I think I can lose 'em!
  3736. - [grunts]
  3737.  
  3738. 847
  3739. 00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:52,005
  3740. [both laughing]
  3741.  
  3742. 848
  3743. 00:41:52,088 --> 00:41:54,005
  3744. - Santa!
  3745. - [both scream]
  3746.  
  3747. 849
  3748. 00:41:54,755 --> 00:41:55,797
  3749. Hang on!
  3750.  
  3751. 850
  3752. 00:41:58,297 --> 00:42:00,630
  3753. [both screaming in slow-motion]
  3754.  
  3755. 851
  3756. 00:42:08,213 --> 00:42:09,547
  3757. [Santa grunts]
  3758.  
  3759. 852
  3760. 00:42:10,297 --> 00:42:11,838
  3761. [brakes squeal]
  3762.  
  3763. 853
  3764. 00:42:11,922 --> 00:42:12,922
  3765. [both gasp]
  3766.  
  3767. 854
  3768. 00:42:15,338 --> 00:42:18,588
  3769. [panting] Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
  3770.  
  3771. 855
  3772. 00:42:19,922 --> 00:42:22,713
  3773. If you ever meet Mrs. Claus...
  3774.  
  3775. 856
  3776. 00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:25,922
  3777. maybe just... [sighs]
  3778.  
  3779. 857
  3780. 00:42:26,463 --> 00:42:27,880
  3781. ...skip this part.
  3782.  
  3783. 858
  3784. 00:42:30,838 --> 00:42:33,380
  3785. - [engine roars closer]
  3786. - [siren wails]
  3787.  
  3788. 859
  3789. 00:42:37,755 --> 00:42:39,547
  3790. [man on speaker]
  3791. Hands outside the vehicle!
  3792.  
  3793. 860
  3794. 00:42:39,630 --> 00:42:41,430
  3795. - Step out of the car!
  3796. - You gotta be kidding.
  3797.  
  3798. 861
  3799. 00:42:45,255 --> 00:42:48,338
  3800. - Get out of the car!
  3801. - You heard the man! Get out! Now!
  3802.  
  3803. 862
  3804. 00:42:49,255 --> 00:42:51,713
  3805. Dave? Little Mikey!
  3806.  
  3807. 863
  3808. 00:42:52,213 --> 00:42:54,505
  3809. [laughs] Look at the two of you,
  3810. all grown up!
  3811.  
  3812. 864
  3813. 00:42:54,588 --> 00:42:57,130
  3814. Now, they were always good kids.
  3815. Well, almost...
  3816.  
  3817. 865
  3818. 00:42:57,213 --> 00:42:59,189
  3819. [Dave] You are under arrest
  3820. for driving a stolen vehicle!
  3821.  
  3822. 866
  3823. 00:42:59,213 --> 00:43:01,053
  3824. Yeah, the car's stolen,
  3825. but we didn't steal it.
  3826.  
  3827. 867
  3828. 00:43:01,130 --> 00:43:03,797
  3829. We were just borrowing it
  3830. before bringing it back to the station.
  3831.  
  3832. 868
  3833. 00:43:03,880 --> 00:43:06,255
  3834. That's the first time I heard that one.
  3835. How about you, Dave?
  3836.  
  3837. 869
  3838. 00:43:06,338 --> 00:43:07,838
  3839. This job's always full of surprises.
  3840.  
  3841. 870
  3842. 00:43:07,922 --> 00:43:11,255
  3843. I'm not joking!
  3844. We're gonna return the car, good as new!
  3845.  
  3846. 871
  3847. 00:43:11,338 --> 00:43:12,755
  3848. Yeah? How you plan on doing that?
  3849.  
  3850. 872
  3851. 00:43:13,922 --> 00:43:15,463
  3852. My crew of elves.
  3853.  
  3854. 873
  3855. 00:43:16,672 --> 00:43:19,463
  3856. Elves? Right. They're good with bodywork?
  3857.  
  3858. 874
  3859. 00:43:19,797 --> 00:43:21,922
  3860. [chuckles] They're amazing, actually.
  3861.  
  3862. 875
  3863. 00:43:22,130 --> 00:43:25,255
  3864. They build thousands of cars every year.
  3865.  
  3866. 876
  3867. 00:43:25,713 --> 00:43:27,422
  3868. Oh yeah? They work in Detroit?
  3869.  
  3870. 877
  3871. 00:43:28,588 --> 00:43:29,797
  3872. Little further north.
  3873.  
  3874. 878
  3875. 00:43:30,172 --> 00:43:31,505
  3876. Oh, he's serious.
  3877.  
  3878. 879
  3879. 00:43:31,588 --> 00:43:36,005
  3880. [laughs] What was I thinking, Mr... uh...
  3881. You know what? We never got your name.
  3882.  
  3883. 880
  3884. 00:43:36,463 --> 00:43:38,547
  3885. Come on, fellas. Really? I...
  3886.  
  3887. 881
  3888. 00:43:38,630 --> 00:43:40,297
  3889. Claus. Santa.
  3890.  
  3891. 882
  3892. 00:43:40,755 --> 00:43:43,672
  3893. Right, right.
  3894. Why don't you give us a "Ho ho ho"
  3895.  
  3896. 883
  3897. 00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:46,963
  3898. - so we really know it's you?
  3899. - I don't do "Ho ho ho."
  3900.  
  3901. 884
  3902. 00:43:47,380 --> 00:43:49,547
  3903. [chuckles] All right, then, Santa Claus.
  3904.  
  3905. 885
  3906. 00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:51,950
  3907. Tell us what you're doing
  3908. on Christmas Eve borrowing a car.
  3909.  
  3910. 886
  3911. 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:53,838
  3912. We're trying to save Christmas.
  3913.  
  3914. 887
  3915. 00:43:54,255 --> 00:43:56,088
  3916. - Oh, is Christmas in trouble?
  3917. - Big trouble.
  3918.  
  3919. 888
  3920. 00:43:56,172 --> 00:44:00,047
  3921. Speaking of which, it would be great
  3922. if the two of you could help me
  3923.  
  3924. 889
  3925. 00:44:00,130 --> 00:44:02,588
  3926. - track down my reindeer.
  3927. - [Dave] No can do.
  3928.  
  3929. 890
  3930. 00:44:02,672 --> 00:44:05,380
  3931. - Reindeer fall under Animal Control.
  3932. - Give 'em a call!
  3933.  
  3934. 891
  3935. 00:44:05,463 --> 00:44:08,172
  3936. Okay, Santa Claus.
  3937. That's enough fun for one night.
  3938.  
  3939. 892
  3940. 00:44:08,255 --> 00:44:11,505
  3941. - Gotta take you to the station. Let's go.
  3942. - Wait! Look, it wasn't his fault.
  3943.  
  3944. 893
  3945. 00:44:12,213 --> 00:44:15,213
  3946. This was all me. I took the car.
  3947.  
  3948. 894
  3949. 00:44:16,005 --> 00:44:17,672
  3950. [Dave] What is your name, kid?
  3951.  
  3952. 895
  3953. 00:44:18,130 --> 00:44:19,255
  3954. Teddy Pierce.
  3955.  
  3956. 896
  3957. 00:44:20,713 --> 00:44:22,838
  3958. What's this man's relationship
  3959. with you, Teddy?
  3960.  
  3961. 897
  3962. 00:44:23,713 --> 00:44:24,713
  3963. Well, he's my, um...
  3964.  
  3965. 898
  3966. 00:44:25,797 --> 00:44:28,797
  3967. my... well, he came down my chimney.
  3968.  
  3969. 899
  3970. 00:44:28,880 --> 00:44:30,588
  3971. - What?
  3972. - So, he broke into your home?
  3973.  
  3974. 900
  3975. 00:44:31,047 --> 00:44:34,047
  3976. [chuckles] No, I... He's Santa Claus.
  3977. That's...
  3978.  
  3979. 901
  3980. 00:44:34,422 --> 00:44:36,005
  3981. what he does. I...
  3982.  
  3983. 902
  3984. 00:44:36,880 --> 00:44:38,255
  3985. Look, guys, okay,
  3986.  
  3987. 903
  3988. 00:44:38,338 --> 00:44:40,172
  3989. I wouldn't have believed him either,
  3990. but...
  3991.  
  3992. 904
  3993. 00:44:40,255 --> 00:44:42,975
  3994. - I mean, I saw the sleigh, the reindeer...
  3995. - Where do you live, son?
  3996.  
  3997. 905
  3998. 00:44:44,005 --> 00:44:45,005
  3999. Lowell.
  4000.  
  4001. 906
  4002. 00:44:45,588 --> 00:44:46,588
  4003. Massachusetts.
  4004.  
  4005. 907
  4006. 00:44:46,630 --> 00:44:49,505
  4007. Let me get this straight.
  4008. You broke into this boy's residence
  4009.  
  4010. 908
  4011. 00:44:49,588 --> 00:44:51,398
  4012. - and took him a thousand miles from home?
  4013. - Wait.
  4014.  
  4015. 909
  4016. 00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:54,255
  4017. This wasn't my idea!
  4018. Look, Mikey, Officer Jameson...
  4019.  
  4020. 910
  4021. 00:44:54,338 --> 00:44:56,588
  4022. - Impressive. You can read a name tag.
  4023. - Unfortunately...
  4024.  
  4025. 911
  4026. 00:44:56,672 --> 00:44:57,838
  4027. Unfortunately for you,
  4028.  
  4029. 912
  4030. 00:44:57,922 --> 00:45:01,380
  4031. - saving Christmas ain't in your cards.
  4032. - Yeah, well, it's gonna be tight!
  4033.  
  4034. 913
  4035. 00:45:01,463 --> 00:45:03,005
  4036. - [Jameson] Let's go.
  4037. - Wait.
  4038.  
  4039. 914
  4040. 00:45:03,088 --> 00:45:04,755
  4041. - [sleigh bells ringing]
  4042. - Huh? Ah.
  4043.  
  4044. 915
  4045. 00:45:05,297 --> 00:45:06,547
  4046. What is that sound?
  4047.  
  4048. 916
  4049. 00:45:07,213 --> 00:45:08,213
  4050. Sleigh bells!
  4051.  
  4052. 917
  4053. 00:45:10,547 --> 00:45:11,797
  4054. Are you listening?
  4055.  
  4056. 918
  4057. 00:45:12,422 --> 00:45:13,463
  4058. To what?
  4059.  
  4060. 919
  4061. 00:45:16,422 --> 00:45:18,880
  4062. - Ha!
  4063. - [Kate] Help me, somebody!
  4064.  
  4065. 920
  4066. 00:45:18,963 --> 00:45:19,963
  4067. I'm falling!
  4068.  
  4069. 921
  4070. 00:45:20,047 --> 00:45:22,047
  4071. - [screams]
  4072. - [Comet panting]
  4073.  
  4074. 922
  4075. 00:45:22,130 --> 00:45:24,130
  4076. Comet, you can slow down!
  4077.  
  4078. 923
  4079. 00:45:24,422 --> 00:45:26,422
  4080. - I'm new at this!
  4081. - [Santa laughs]
  4082.  
  4083. 924
  4084. 00:45:26,505 --> 00:45:28,213
  4085. [reindeer bellowing]
  4086.  
  4087. 925
  4088. 00:45:28,297 --> 00:45:29,797
  4089. You're going too fast!
  4090.  
  4091. 926
  4092. 00:45:30,297 --> 00:45:32,463
  4093. All right, Kate. Slow down.
  4094. Slow down, Kate!
  4095.  
  4096. 927
  4097. 00:45:32,547 --> 00:45:34,088
  4098. Whoa! Slow your roll. Get back here.
  4099.  
  4100. 928
  4101. 00:45:34,172 --> 00:45:35,963
  4102. - All right, all right.
  4103. - [Kate] Comet, stop!
  4104.  
  4105. 929
  4106. 00:45:36,297 --> 00:45:39,213
  4107. - Help me!
  4108. - [whispers] Teddy, here. Take this.
  4109.  
  4110. 930
  4111. 00:45:39,463 --> 00:45:40,463
  4112. [beeps]
  4113.  
  4114. 931
  4115. 00:45:40,505 --> 00:45:43,005
  4116. Find my sack of toys.
  4117. It'll lead you to the elves.
  4118.  
  4119. 932
  4120. 00:45:43,088 --> 00:45:44,088
  4121. Go!
  4122.  
  4123. 933
  4124. 00:45:44,130 --> 00:45:45,672
  4125. - [Dave] Teddy!
  4126. - [Teddy] Kate!
  4127.  
  4128. 934
  4129. 00:45:45,755 --> 00:45:49,463
  4130. [Dave] Hey! Mikey, get the kid!
  4131. I'm putting this guy in the car!
  4132.  
  4133. 935
  4134. 00:45:50,505 --> 00:45:52,130
  4135. - [Teddy grunting]
  4136. - [Kate] Teddy!
  4137.  
  4138. 936
  4139. 00:45:52,213 --> 00:45:54,213
  4140. I can't stay on! Help!
  4141.  
  4142. 937
  4143. 00:45:55,213 --> 00:45:56,505
  4144. - Attaboy, Teddy!
  4145. - Hey!
  4146.  
  4147. 938
  4148. 00:45:56,588 --> 00:45:58,713
  4149. - Come back here!
  4150. - [Santa] Find the elves!
  4151.  
  4152. 939
  4153. 00:45:59,213 --> 00:46:01,630
  4154. - They'll know what to do!
  4155. - [Kate] Teddy!
  4156.  
  4157. 940
  4158. 00:46:01,963 --> 00:46:03,088
  4159. [Teddy grunts]
  4160.  
  4161. 941
  4162. 00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:04,922
  4163. [Kate screams]
  4164.  
  4165. 942
  4166. 00:46:09,255 --> 00:46:11,047
  4167. [sirens wailing]
  4168.  
  4169. 943
  4170. 00:46:11,338 --> 00:46:12,380
  4171. Uh-oh.
  4172.  
  4173. 944
  4174. 00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:14,273
  4175. - They need to get up.
  4176. - [Dave] Come on!
  4177.  
  4178. 945
  4179. 00:46:14,297 --> 00:46:15,880
  4180. - They need to fly!
  4181. - [Dave] Hey!
  4182.  
  4183. 946
  4184. 00:46:15,963 --> 00:46:18,547
  4185. - Attach Comet's jingle bells!
  4186. - Get back here!
  4187.  
  4188. 947
  4189. 00:46:18,630 --> 00:46:19,880
  4190. [both] What?
  4191.  
  4192. 948
  4193. 00:46:20,422 --> 00:46:22,213
  4194. - Jingle bells!
  4195. - [both grunt]
  4196.  
  4197. 949
  4198. 00:46:22,380 --> 00:46:25,088
  4199. - What did he say?
  4200. - All I heard was "jingle bells."
  4201.  
  4202. 950
  4203. 00:46:25,797 --> 00:46:28,505
  4204. Jingle bells... Jingle bells...
  4205.  
  4206. 951
  4207. 00:46:29,172 --> 00:46:31,713
  4208. - Jingle bells!
  4209. - [jingling loudly]
  4210.  
  4211. 952
  4212. 00:46:39,338 --> 00:46:41,463
  4213. - Up! Up!
  4214. - [Dave grunting]
  4215.  
  4216. 953
  4217. 00:46:43,505 --> 00:46:44,755
  4218. Stop!
  4219.  
  4220. 954
  4221. 00:46:44,838 --> 00:46:45,880
  4222. Come on, Comet!
  4223.  
  4224. 955
  4225. 00:46:46,255 --> 00:46:48,463
  4226. Fly for me! You can do it!
  4227.  
  4228. 956
  4229. 00:46:48,547 --> 00:46:50,547
  4230. - Fly, fly, fly!
  4231. - [bells jingling]
  4232.  
  4233. 957
  4234. 00:46:51,005 --> 00:46:52,213
  4235. [Kate] Whoa!
  4236.  
  4237. 958
  4238. 00:46:52,588 --> 00:46:54,297
  4239. - [reindeer snort]
  4240. - [children gasp]
  4241.  
  4242. 959
  4243. 00:46:54,380 --> 00:46:56,297
  4244. - [panting] Oh!
  4245. - [handcuffs click]
  4246.  
  4247. 960
  4248. 00:46:56,588 --> 00:46:58,255
  4249. - [woman] Hey!
  4250. - [man] Get down!
  4251.  
  4252. 961
  4253. 00:46:59,463 --> 00:47:01,213
  4254. - [Teddy] Yeah!
  4255. - [Kate] We did it!
  4256.  
  4257. 962
  4258. 00:47:01,755 --> 00:47:03,213
  4259. You guys! Turn around!
  4260.  
  4261. 963
  4262. 00:47:03,297 --> 00:47:04,463
  4263. Guys!
  4264.  
  4265. 964
  4266. 00:47:04,547 --> 00:47:05,713
  4267. Just turn around!
  4268.  
  4269. 965
  4270. 00:47:06,255 --> 00:47:07,255
  4271. [Kate exclaims]
  4272.  
  4273. 966
  4274. 00:47:09,755 --> 00:47:12,172
  4275. - [man] What am I looking at?
  4276. - [indistinct radio chatter]
  4277.  
  4278. 967
  4279. 00:47:12,422 --> 00:47:13,463
  4280. Damn it!
  4281.  
  4282. 968
  4283. 00:47:13,547 --> 00:47:14,963
  4284. [grunts]
  4285.  
  4286. 969
  4287. 00:47:18,838 --> 00:47:20,630
  4288. Sorry you missed it, Dave.
  4289.  
  4290. 970
  4291. 00:47:24,005 --> 00:47:27,255
  4292. - [Kate and Teddy whooping and shouting]
  4293. - [bells jingling]
  4294.  
  4295. 971
  4296. 00:47:27,338 --> 00:47:28,588
  4297. [Kate] Yeah!
  4298.  
  4299. 972
  4300. 00:47:29,838 --> 00:47:31,005
  4301. [reindeer bellow]
  4302.  
  4303. 973
  4304. 00:47:33,547 --> 00:47:36,172
  4305. I can't believe it! We're flying!
  4306.  
  4307. 974
  4308. 00:47:36,255 --> 00:47:37,422
  4309. I know!
  4310.  
  4311. 975
  4312. 00:47:39,463 --> 00:47:41,088
  4313. I'm on Donner. What about you?
  4314.  
  4315. 976
  4316. 00:47:41,172 --> 00:47:43,463
  4317. Comet! How cool is this?
  4318.  
  4319. 977
  4320. 00:47:45,963 --> 00:47:47,963
  4321. [device beeps]
  4322.  
  4323. 978
  4324. 00:47:48,255 --> 00:47:49,255
  4325. Oh!
  4326.  
  4327. 979
  4328. 00:47:49,838 --> 00:47:51,255
  4329. The bag of toys!
  4330.  
  4331. 980
  4332. 00:47:51,588 --> 00:47:54,713
  4333. - That means we're close!
  4334. - [Kate] Where do you think it is?
  4335.  
  4336. 981
  4337. 00:47:55,213 --> 00:47:56,880
  4338. Must be around here somewhere.
  4339.  
  4340. 982
  4341. 00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:05,547
  4342. Let's land.
  4343. It'll be easier to find from the ground.
  4344.  
  4345. 983
  4346. 00:48:05,630 --> 00:48:06,547
  4347. Okay.
  4348.  
  4349. 984
  4350. 00:48:06,630 --> 00:48:08,797
  4351. [reindeer bellowing]
  4352.  
  4353. 985
  4354. 00:48:09,213 --> 00:48:11,213
  4355. [Kate whoops]
  4356.  
  4357. 986
  4358. 00:48:17,172 --> 00:48:20,255
  4359. [beeping rapidly]
  4360.  
  4361. 987
  4362. 00:48:20,338 --> 00:48:22,213
  4363. - [Kate] Take some. Go on!
  4364. - [reindeer snorts]
  4365.  
  4366. 988
  4367. 00:48:22,297 --> 00:48:23,297
  4368. Come on!
  4369.  
  4370. 989
  4371. 00:48:23,713 --> 00:48:27,588
  4372. - Hang tight and blend in!
  4373. - Come on! Let's go, let's go!
  4374.  
  4375. 990
  4376. 00:48:30,422 --> 00:48:33,838
  4377. [church choir singing "O Christmas Tree"]
  4378.  
  4379. 991
  4380. 00:48:33,922 --> 00:48:35,338
  4381. [Teddy] We're really close.
  4382.  
  4383. 992
  4384. 00:48:35,422 --> 00:48:37,338
  4385. You think it's inside the church?
  4386.  
  4387. 993
  4388. 00:48:37,422 --> 00:48:38,422
  4389. [Teddy] No.
  4390.  
  4391. 994
  4392. 00:48:38,713 --> 00:48:41,255
  4393. - It's gotta be around here somewhere.
  4394. - [Kate] Yeah...
  4395.  
  4396. 995
  4397. 00:48:41,380 --> 00:48:43,213
  4398. ♪ Christmas tree ♪
  4399.  
  4400. 996
  4401. 00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:50,547
  4402. ♪ How lovely are thy branches ♪
  4403.  
  4404. 997
  4405. 00:48:51,963 --> 00:48:56,047
  4406. ♪ Not only green when summer's here ♪
  4407.  
  4408. 998
  4409. 00:48:56,297 --> 00:48:57,963
  4410. This was his favorite song.
  4411.  
  4412. 999
  4413. 00:48:58,797 --> 00:49:01,130
  4414. He sang it every Christmas Eve. [sniffles]
  4415.  
  4416. 1000
  4417. 00:49:04,880 --> 00:49:07,047
  4418. You know, I haven't been to church
  4419. since he...
  4420.  
  4421. 1001
  4422. 00:49:08,047 --> 00:49:10,505
  4423. I know. Me neither.
  4424.  
  4425. 1002
  4426. 00:49:10,588 --> 00:49:13,630
  4427. ♪ O Christmas tree ♪
  4428.  
  4429. 1003
  4430. 00:49:13,838 --> 00:49:20,255
  4431. ♪ How lovely are your branches ♪
  4432.  
  4433. 1004
  4434. 00:49:24,922 --> 00:49:26,356
  4435. - [Kate] What's wrong?
  4436. - Nothing! God!
  4437.  
  4438. 1005
  4439. 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,505
  4440. Would it kill you to leave me alone
  4441. for one minute?
  4442.  
  4443. 1006
  4444. 00:49:52,213 --> 00:49:53,963
  4445. He would be so disappointed in me.
  4446.  
  4447. 1007
  4448. 00:49:55,838 --> 00:49:57,380
  4449. I know Mom sure is.
  4450.  
  4451. 1008
  4452. 00:49:59,172 --> 00:50:01,380
  4453. That's because she knows, deep down,
  4454.  
  4455. 1009
  4456. 00:50:01,463 --> 00:50:03,213
  4457. you're not such a total screw-up.
  4458.  
  4459. 1010
  4460. 00:50:03,297 --> 00:50:04,422
  4461. [laughs]
  4462.  
  4463. 1011
  4464. 00:50:05,047 --> 00:50:07,213
  4465. Thanks. You're, uh...
  4466. You're making me feel great.
  4467.  
  4468. 1012
  4469. 00:50:08,422 --> 00:50:09,422
  4470. Sorry.
  4471.  
  4472. 1013
  4473. 00:50:12,005 --> 00:50:13,047
  4474. No, I deserve it.
  4475.  
  4476. 1014
  4477. 00:50:16,088 --> 00:50:18,505
  4478. I know I've been an awful brother,
  4479. it's just...
  4480.  
  4481. 1015
  4482. 00:50:21,588 --> 00:50:23,297
  4483. I've been so mad at him.
  4484.  
  4485. 1016
  4486. 00:50:24,880 --> 00:50:27,838
  4487. I mean, he spent years
  4488. helping other people, but where is he now?
  4489.  
  4490. 1017
  4491. 00:50:29,213 --> 00:50:30,213
  4492. When I need him?
  4493.  
  4494. 1018
  4495. 00:50:31,922 --> 00:50:34,213
  4496. Why did he have to go
  4497. into that stupid fire?
  4498.  
  4499. 1019
  4500. 00:50:35,088 --> 00:50:39,963
  4501. [voice shaking] He had a wife...
  4502. and two kids, and he gave it all up...
  4503.  
  4504. 1020
  4505. 00:50:40,963 --> 00:50:43,422
  4506. just to save some random strangers.
  4507.  
  4508. 1021
  4509. 00:50:48,047 --> 00:50:50,338
  4510. And now,
  4511. I'd give anything just to tell him...
  4512.  
  4513. 1022
  4514. 00:50:53,213 --> 00:50:54,255
  4515. Tell him what?
  4516.  
  4517. 1023
  4518. 00:51:00,130 --> 00:51:02,380
  4519. Teddy, you aren't such an awful brother.
  4520.  
  4521. 1024
  4522. 00:51:03,297 --> 00:51:05,463
  4523. Dad wouldn't be disappointed in you.
  4524.  
  4525. 1025
  4526. 00:51:06,505 --> 00:51:07,922
  4527. You know how I know?
  4528.  
  4529. 1026
  4530. 00:51:08,338 --> 00:51:09,338
  4531. How?
  4532.  
  4533. 1027
  4534. 00:51:09,838 --> 00:51:11,880
  4535. Because I see him all the time...
  4536.  
  4537. 1028
  4538. 00:51:12,505 --> 00:51:13,505
  4539. in you.
  4540.  
  4541. 1029
  4542. 00:51:16,505 --> 00:51:19,172
  4543. You're just saying that
  4544. 'cause you wanna save Christmas.
  4545.  
  4546. 1030
  4547. 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,797
  4548. True, but...
  4549.  
  4550. 1031
  4551. 00:51:21,172 --> 00:51:22,505
  4552. I also believe it.
  4553.  
  4554. 1032
  4555. 00:51:23,297 --> 00:51:25,047
  4556. You just gotta believe it, too.
  4557.  
  4558. 1033
  4559. 00:51:27,380 --> 00:51:28,422
  4560. Thanks, Kate.
  4561.  
  4562. 1034
  4563. 00:51:30,588 --> 00:51:31,755
  4564. Should we hug it out?
  4565.  
  4566. 1035
  4567. 00:51:34,797 --> 00:51:36,255
  4568. In your dreams.
  4569.  
  4570. 1036
  4571. 00:51:36,338 --> 00:51:38,463
  4572. [device beeping]
  4573.  
  4574. 1037
  4575. 00:51:41,630 --> 00:51:42,797
  4576. Come on.
  4577.  
  4578. 1038
  4579. 00:51:46,838 --> 00:51:47,838
  4580. [sighs]
  4581.  
  4582. 1039
  4583. 00:51:48,005 --> 00:51:50,005
  4584. - [people chattering]
  4585. - [phone ringing]
  4586.  
  4587. 1040
  4588. 00:51:52,547 --> 00:51:53,547
  4589. [Dave sighs]
  4590.  
  4591. 1041
  4592. 00:51:57,213 --> 00:52:01,130
  4593. Why must they keep drawing me like that?
  4594.  
  4595. 1042
  4596. 00:52:01,213 --> 00:52:05,463
  4597. I mean, does my butt really look that big
  4598. to you?
  4599.  
  4600. 1043
  4601. 00:52:06,505 --> 00:52:07,505
  4602. Yeah.
  4603.  
  4604. 1044
  4605. 00:52:07,838 --> 00:52:10,130
  4606. Now, sit down
  4607. or I'll cuff you to the desk.
  4608.  
  4609. 1045
  4610. 00:52:13,588 --> 00:52:16,797
  4611. Listen, pal. You can lose the shtick.
  4612.  
  4613. 1046
  4614. 00:52:17,088 --> 00:52:18,297
  4615. I've had a long day,
  4616.  
  4617. 1047
  4618. 00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:21,255
  4619. so just tell me your name,
  4620. and I don't wanna hear Santa Claus.
  4621.  
  4622. 1048
  4623. 00:52:21,338 --> 00:52:23,255
  4624. And you won't. Officially,
  4625.  
  4626. 1049
  4627. 00:52:23,713 --> 00:52:26,297
  4628. it's Saint Nicholas. I prefer Saint Nick.
  4629.  
  4630. 1050
  4631. 00:52:26,380 --> 00:52:29,672
  4632. And I'm actually...
  4633. I'm not officially an official saint.
  4634.  
  4635. 1051
  4636. 00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:32,588
  4637. I mean, they haven't bestowed that title
  4638. upon me officially, so...
  4639.  
  4640. 1052
  4641. 00:52:32,672 --> 00:52:34,713
  4642. - I guess it's who you know.
  4643. - [Dave] Buddy,
  4644.  
  4645. 1053
  4646. 00:52:35,130 --> 00:52:36,672
  4647. I'm about at the end of my rope here.
  4648.  
  4649. 1054
  4650. 00:52:37,213 --> 00:52:38,213
  4651. Me too.
  4652.  
  4653. 1055
  4654. 00:52:39,172 --> 00:52:40,380
  4655. [bell chimes]
  4656.  
  4657. 1056
  4658. 00:52:41,922 --> 00:52:43,963
  4659. - [bell chimes]
  4660. - [Dave gasps]
  4661.  
  4662. 1057
  4663. 00:52:44,547 --> 00:52:45,755
  4664. [bell chimes]
  4665.  
  4666. 1058
  4667. 00:52:48,005 --> 00:52:49,338
  4668. [bell chimes]
  4669.  
  4670. 1059
  4671. 00:52:51,005 --> 00:52:53,213
  4672. So, what? Did you rob a toy store, too?
  4673.  
  4674. 1060
  4675. 00:52:54,713 --> 00:52:56,172
  4676. [stammers] Wait a minute.
  4677.  
  4678. 1061
  4679. 00:52:56,922 --> 00:52:58,172
  4680. We frisked you.
  4681.  
  4682. 1062
  4683. 00:52:58,255 --> 00:52:59,422
  4684. Yeah, you did.
  4685.  
  4686. 1063
  4687. 00:52:59,797 --> 00:53:01,380
  4688. So, what is all this stuff?
  4689.  
  4690. 1064
  4691. 00:53:02,630 --> 00:53:05,380
  4692. You honestly don't remember, do you?
  4693.  
  4694. 1065
  4695. 00:53:06,422 --> 00:53:10,713
  4696. These are all the things
  4697. you ever dreamed of when you were a kid.
  4698.  
  4699. 1066
  4700. 00:53:11,630 --> 00:53:14,380
  4701. Everything you ever really wanted
  4702. for Christmas.
  4703.  
  4704. 1067
  4705. 00:53:15,005 --> 00:53:17,005
  4706. Starting from the age of six.
  4707.  
  4708. 1068
  4709. 00:53:20,713 --> 00:53:21,588
  4710. You're right.
  4711.  
  4712. 1069
  4713. 00:53:21,672 --> 00:53:24,463
  4714. Mm.
  4715. Now, you interrupted me at age nine.
  4716.  
  4717. 1070
  4718. 00:53:24,547 --> 00:53:27,963
  4719. - Should I continue?
  4720. - [Dave] No. No, that... that's enough.
  4721.  
  4722. 1071
  4723. 00:53:28,047 --> 00:53:30,047
  4724. Good, let's just fast-forward
  4725. to this year.
  4726.  
  4727. 1072
  4728. 00:53:31,297 --> 00:53:32,713
  4729. You know what I want for Christmas?
  4730.  
  4731. 1073
  4732. 00:53:32,797 --> 00:53:35,130
  4733. [chuckles] It's my job, Dave.
  4734.  
  4735. 1074
  4736. 00:53:36,130 --> 00:53:38,880
  4737. Okay, then, smart guy.
  4738.  
  4739. 1075
  4740. 00:53:40,422 --> 00:53:41,463
  4741. What do I want?
  4742.  
  4743. 1076
  4744. 00:53:43,297 --> 00:53:44,297
  4745. Lisa.
  4746.  
  4747. 1077
  4748. 00:53:47,713 --> 00:53:48,713
  4749. [gasps]
  4750.  
  4751. 1078
  4752. 00:53:50,130 --> 00:53:51,172
  4753. Lisa?
  4754.  
  4755. 1079
  4756. 00:53:52,255 --> 00:53:54,588
  4757. - Your ex-wife.
  4758. - I know who Lisa is.
  4759.  
  4760. 1080
  4761. 00:53:56,130 --> 00:53:58,380
  4762. - How did you...
  4763. - She left you a couple years ago,
  4764.  
  4765. 1081
  4766. 00:53:58,463 --> 00:54:01,172
  4767. and all you want
  4768. for Christmas is for her to come back.
  4769.  
  4770. 1082
  4771. 00:54:01,463 --> 00:54:04,630
  4772. - Yeah, well, that ain't ever gonna happen.
  4773. - Yeah, I think maybe.
  4774.  
  4775. 1083
  4776. 00:54:04,713 --> 00:54:07,422
  4777. Okay, look, pal. You don't walk in here
  4778. and talk about my ex-wife.
  4779.  
  4780. 1084
  4781. 00:54:07,505 --> 00:54:10,588
  4782. Dave, just... just give her a call.
  4783.  
  4784. 1085
  4785. 00:54:13,130 --> 00:54:16,088
  4786. - She doesn't wanna talk to me.
  4787. - Yes! Yes, she does!
  4788.  
  4789. 1086
  4790. 00:54:16,172 --> 00:54:19,047
  4791. Now, she's...
  4792. she's having second thoughts and...
  4793.  
  4794. 1087
  4795. 00:54:19,922 --> 00:54:21,005
  4796. she's lonely, too.
  4797.  
  4798. 1088
  4799. 00:54:21,672 --> 00:54:23,422
  4800. And she really misses you!
  4801.  
  4802. 1089
  4803. 00:54:23,505 --> 00:54:26,172
  4804. [laughs]
  4805. Now I know you're out of your tree.
  4806.  
  4807. 1090
  4808. 00:54:26,255 --> 00:54:28,838
  4809. [shouts] Will you please stop this?
  4810.  
  4811. 1091
  4812. 00:54:28,922 --> 00:54:30,463
  4813. You know who I am!
  4814.  
  4815. 1092
  4816. 00:54:30,547 --> 00:54:32,713
  4817. I mean, you've always been a suspicious,
  4818. doubtful type.
  4819.  
  4820. 1093
  4821. 00:54:32,797 --> 00:54:34,317
  4822. That's probably why you're a good cop.
  4823.  
  4824. 1094
  4825. 00:54:34,797 --> 00:54:38,588
  4826. But deep down, you know that I know
  4827. what everybody wants for Christmas.
  4828.  
  4829. 1095
  4830. 00:54:38,672 --> 00:54:40,672
  4831. So, just give her a call, Dave!
  4832.  
  4833. 1096
  4834. 00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:46,755
  4835. [sighs]
  4836.  
  4837. 1097
  4838. 00:54:47,505 --> 00:54:49,588
  4839. I don't know how you know all this stuff.
  4840.  
  4841. 1098
  4842. 00:54:50,713 --> 00:54:52,505
  4843. I don't know where the reindeer came from.
  4844.  
  4845. 1099
  4846. 00:54:52,588 --> 00:54:55,588
  4847. I don't know where they went,
  4848. but I know what the reality is.
  4849.  
  4850. 1100
  4851. 00:54:55,963 --> 00:54:57,297
  4852. You stole a car.
  4853.  
  4854. 1101
  4855. 00:54:57,380 --> 00:55:00,338
  4856. You evaded a police officer,
  4857. not to mention child endangerment
  4858.  
  4859. 1102
  4860. 00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:01,797
  4861. and potential kidnapping.
  4862.  
  4863. 1103
  4864. 00:55:01,880 --> 00:55:04,630
  4865. These are some serious charges.
  4866.  
  4867. 1104
  4868. 00:55:04,797 --> 00:55:05,922
  4869. Mm-hmm.
  4870.  
  4871. 1105
  4872. 00:55:07,130 --> 00:55:08,630
  4873. You know what's serious, Dave?
  4874.  
  4875. 1106
  4876. 00:55:10,380 --> 00:55:14,588
  4877. Christmas spirit is already down to 31%.
  4878.  
  4879. 1107
  4880. 00:55:14,672 --> 00:55:16,672
  4881. [watch ticking]
  4882.  
  4883. 1108
  4884. 00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,213
  4885. The longer I stay in here,
  4886. the lower it's gonna go,
  4887.  
  4888. 1109
  4889. 00:55:19,297 --> 00:55:22,588
  4890. and the lower it goes means
  4891. people are gonna start acting cranky.
  4892.  
  4893. 1110
  4894. 00:55:23,088 --> 00:55:24,088
  4895. Depressed.
  4896.  
  4897. 1111
  4898. 00:55:25,088 --> 00:55:26,088
  4899. Angry.
  4900.  
  4901. 1112
  4902. 00:55:26,297 --> 00:55:29,130
  4903. And that's
  4904. when bad things start to happen,
  4905.  
  4906. 1113
  4907. 00:55:29,547 --> 00:55:31,088
  4908. like a lot more crime.
  4909.  
  4910. 1114
  4911. 00:55:31,422 --> 00:55:35,588
  4912. More than you've seen here in a long time,
  4913. and we're in Chicago, for goodness' sake!
  4914.  
  4915. 1115
  4916. 00:55:36,047 --> 00:55:40,338
  4917. Oh, I expect this station will be bursting
  4918. at the seams come morning.
  4919.  
  4920. 1116
  4921. 00:55:40,880 --> 00:55:42,922
  4922. But there is a bright spot, Dave.
  4923.  
  4924. 1117
  4925. 00:55:45,338 --> 00:55:47,880
  4926. There's still time
  4927. for you to make it right.
  4928.  
  4929. 1118
  4930. 00:55:52,130 --> 00:55:53,172
  4931. Okay.
  4932.  
  4933. 1119
  4934. 00:55:55,630 --> 00:55:57,630
  4935. - Let's make it right.
  4936. - [laughs]
  4937.  
  4938. 1120
  4939. 00:55:57,713 --> 00:56:01,380
  4940. I knew, given enough evidence,
  4941. that eventually you'd come around.
  4942.  
  4943. 1121
  4944. 00:56:01,463 --> 00:56:02,672
  4945. [cell door slams]
  4946.  
  4947. 1122
  4948. 00:56:03,630 --> 00:56:05,880
  4949. I don't know
  4950. if you're some kind of Las Vegas magician
  4951.  
  4952. 1123
  4953. 00:56:05,963 --> 00:56:08,922
  4954. or a freak who hacks into
  4955. people's personal lives on the Internet.
  4956.  
  4957. 1124
  4958. 00:56:09,547 --> 00:56:11,838
  4959. Either way, hope you didn't make plans
  4960. for New Year's.
  4961.  
  4962. 1125
  4963. 00:56:11,922 --> 00:56:13,505
  4964. You're gonna be here a while.
  4965.  
  4966. 1126
  4967. 00:56:15,213 --> 00:56:16,797
  4968. [footsteps retreating]
  4969.  
  4970. 1127
  4971. 00:56:17,005 --> 00:56:19,005
  4972. - [cell door clangs shut]
  4973. - [sighs]
  4974.  
  4975. 1128
  4976. 00:56:19,130 --> 00:56:20,547
  4977. [device beeping rapidly]
  4978.  
  4979. 1129
  4980. 00:56:20,630 --> 00:56:23,172
  4981. - [Kate] We're really close!
  4982. - [Teddy] It's gotta be here!
  4983.  
  4984. 1130
  4985. 00:56:23,713 --> 00:56:25,088
  4986. Teddy, look!
  4987.  
  4988. 1131
  4989. 00:56:27,672 --> 00:56:29,088
  4990. - Awesome!
  4991. - [chuckles softly]
  4992.  
  4993. 1132
  4994. 00:56:32,213 --> 00:56:35,463
  4995. Now we just need to get back to Santa.
  4996. [gasps]
  4997.  
  4998. 1133
  4999. 00:56:39,797 --> 00:56:41,088
  5000. [grunts]
  5001.  
  5002. 1134
  5003. 00:56:41,172 --> 00:56:42,463
  5004. Be careful, Teddy!
  5005.  
  5006. 1135
  5007. 00:56:43,005 --> 00:56:44,172
  5008. Don't fall.
  5009.  
  5010. 1136
  5011. 00:56:46,172 --> 00:56:47,922
  5012. - [Teddy grunts]
  5013. - [bag jingles]
  5014.  
  5015. 1137
  5016. 00:56:54,588 --> 00:56:55,630
  5017. [gasps softly]
  5018.  
  5019. 1138
  5020. 00:56:56,630 --> 00:56:58,005
  5021. [echoing] Hello?
  5022.  
  5023. 1139
  5024. 00:56:58,672 --> 00:56:59,672
  5025. Elves?
  5026.  
  5027. 1140
  5028. 00:57:00,380 --> 00:57:03,172
  5029. We're with Santa and we need your help!
  5030.  
  5031. 1141
  5032. 00:57:04,130 --> 00:57:05,172
  5033. Hello?
  5034.  
  5035. 1142
  5036. 00:57:06,088 --> 00:57:07,588
  5037. Anybody in there?
  5038.  
  5039. 1143
  5040. 00:57:09,005 --> 00:57:10,338
  5041. What are you doing?
  5042.  
  5043. 1144
  5044. 00:57:11,255 --> 00:57:12,963
  5045. I'm just looking!
  5046.  
  5047. 1145
  5048. 00:57:16,588 --> 00:57:17,588
  5049. [muffled] Hello?
  5050.  
  5051. 1146
  5052. 00:57:18,630 --> 00:57:20,005
  5053. Anybody there?
  5054.  
  5055. 1147
  5056. 00:57:20,630 --> 00:57:23,130
  5057. - [Teddy] Kate?
  5058. - [bells ring]
  5059.  
  5060. 1148
  5061. 00:57:23,588 --> 00:57:24,588
  5062. Kate!
  5063.  
  5064. 1149
  5065. 00:57:27,213 --> 00:57:28,213
  5066. Kate!
  5067.  
  5068. 1150
  5069. 00:57:30,422 --> 00:57:33,463
  5070. [echoing] Kate! Can you hear me?
  5071.  
  5072. 1151
  5073. 00:57:36,672 --> 00:57:37,797
  5074. Hey, what you doing?
  5075.  
  5076. 1152
  5077. 00:57:39,213 --> 00:57:40,630
  5078. What's inside that bag?
  5079.  
  5080. 1153
  5081. 00:57:41,005 --> 00:57:42,422
  5082. Who you talking to?
  5083.  
  5084. 1154
  5085. 00:57:42,505 --> 00:57:43,505
  5086. Nothing, nobody.
  5087.  
  5088. 1155
  5089. 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,505
  5090. Well, that ain't what it sounded like.
  5091.  
  5092. 1156
  5093. 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:47,880
  5094. [Teddy] Listen, guys.
  5095.  
  5096. 1157
  5097. 00:57:48,297 --> 00:57:49,380
  5098. Okay, respect.
  5099.  
  5100. 1158
  5101. 00:57:49,797 --> 00:57:52,005
  5102. If it's okay with you,
  5103. I'll just be on my way.
  5104.  
  5105. 1159
  5106. 00:57:53,630 --> 00:57:55,213
  5107. Nobody said it was okay.
  5108.  
  5109. 1160
  5110. 00:57:55,713 --> 00:57:56,922
  5111. Come on, guys.
  5112.  
  5113. 1161
  5114. 00:57:57,297 --> 00:57:58,963
  5115. - It's Christmas.
  5116. - [man] Come on.
  5117.  
  5118. 1162
  5119. 00:57:59,713 --> 00:58:01,547
  5120. Why are we even bothering with this fool?
  5121.  
  5122. 1163
  5123. 00:58:02,088 --> 00:58:03,255
  5124. Yeah, you're right.
  5125.  
  5126. 1164
  5127. 00:58:04,005 --> 00:58:05,797
  5128. Just hand over that bag.
  5129.  
  5130. 1165
  5131. 00:58:07,422 --> 00:58:08,422
  5132. No, I can't do that.
  5133.  
  5134. 1166
  5135. 00:58:08,463 --> 00:58:10,172
  5136. - [laughs]
  5137. - Oh!
  5138.  
  5139. 1167
  5140. 00:58:10,255 --> 00:58:11,535
  5141. - Tough guy over here.
  5142. - Oh yeah!
  5143.  
  5144. 1168
  5145. 00:58:13,922 --> 00:58:15,505
  5146. You think you're a tough guy?
  5147.  
  5148. 1169
  5149. 00:58:16,922 --> 00:58:19,213
  5150. What can possibly be in that bag...
  5151.  
  5152. 1170
  5153. 00:58:19,713 --> 00:58:22,213
  5154. that could be worth
  5155. what's about to happen to you?
  5156.  
  5157. 1171
  5158. 00:58:25,213 --> 00:58:26,505
  5159. You're coming with us.
  5160.  
  5161. 1172
  5162. 00:58:26,588 --> 00:58:27,588
  5163. [Teddy] No.
  5164.  
  5165. 1173
  5166. 00:58:27,797 --> 00:58:29,597
  5167. - [man 2] The bag!
  5168. - [Teddy] Don't touch that!
  5169.  
  5170. 1174
  5171. 00:58:32,380 --> 00:58:33,755
  5172. [man 2] Put him in the car!
  5173.  
  5174. 1175
  5175. 00:58:34,547 --> 00:58:36,255
  5176. [bells chiming]
  5177.  
  5178. 1176
  5179. 00:58:36,838 --> 00:58:37,922
  5180. [echoing] Hello?
  5181.  
  5182. 1177
  5183. 00:58:41,047 --> 00:58:43,047
  5184. Teddy, this is incredible!
  5185.  
  5186. 1178
  5187. 00:58:44,963 --> 00:58:46,047
  5188. Elves!
  5189.  
  5190. 1179
  5191. 00:58:46,755 --> 00:58:48,213
  5192. Anyone there?
  5193.  
  5194. 1180
  5195. 00:58:50,838 --> 00:58:52,547
  5196. - [elf exclaims]
  5197. - [gasps]
  5198.  
  5199. 1181
  5200. 00:58:53,005 --> 00:58:55,255
  5201. [whimpers]
  5202.  
  5203. 1182
  5204. 00:58:55,880 --> 00:58:58,047
  5205. Hey! Come back!
  5206.  
  5207. 1183
  5208. 00:58:59,005 --> 00:59:01,380
  5209. - Where did you go?
  5210. - [elf panting]
  5211.  
  5212. 1184
  5213. 00:59:02,505 --> 00:59:03,797
  5214. [Kate] Come back!
  5215.  
  5216. 1185
  5217. 00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:12,380
  5218. - [bell dings]
  5219. - [Kate screams]
  5220.  
  5221. 1186
  5222. 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:16,088
  5223. Whoa!
  5224.  
  5225. 1187
  5226. 00:59:16,213 --> 00:59:18,088
  5227. [orchestra music playing]
  5228.  
  5229. 1188
  5230. 00:59:18,172 --> 00:59:19,547
  5231. [toy beeping]
  5232.  
  5233. 1189
  5234. 00:59:25,213 --> 00:59:26,505
  5235. [toy whirring]
  5236.  
  5237. 1190
  5238. 00:59:56,922 --> 00:59:59,463
  5239. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
  5240.  
  5241. 1191
  5242. 00:59:59,547 --> 01:00:02,297
  5243. [grunting and yelping] Help!
  5244.  
  5245. 1192
  5246. 01:00:04,172 --> 01:00:06,130
  5247. [groans]
  5248.  
  5249. 1193
  5250. 01:00:20,172 --> 01:00:21,963
  5251. That is so cool.
  5252.  
  5253. 1194
  5254. 01:00:55,505 --> 01:00:58,755
  5255. I think I'm in the North Pole.
  5256. [chuckles softly]
  5257.  
  5258. 1195
  5259. 01:01:22,172 --> 01:01:23,005
  5260. [beeps]
  5261.  
  5262. 1196
  5263. 01:01:23,088 --> 01:01:25,505
  5264. - [boy] Dear Santa...
  5265. - [voices overlapping]
  5266.  
  5267. 1197
  5268. 01:01:32,297 --> 01:01:34,505
  5269. [Kate] I know I haven't been doing
  5270. too well in school,
  5271.  
  5272. 1198
  5273. 01:01:34,588 --> 01:01:37,047
  5274. especially since I got a D minus
  5275. in Spanish.
  5276.  
  5277. 1199
  5278. 01:01:37,588 --> 01:01:41,338
  5279. Dear Santa, This year
  5280. we would like a pony for Christmas.
  5281.  
  5282. 1200
  5283. 01:01:41,422 --> 01:01:44,380
  5284. But Mom says the house is too small,
  5285. so maybe just a puppy.
  5286.  
  5287. 1201
  5288. 01:01:44,463 --> 01:01:45,505
  5289. [boy 2] A robot...
  5290.  
  5291. 1202
  5292. 01:01:45,588 --> 01:01:48,172
  5293. [girl] And a really cool pair
  5294. of awesome sunglasses.
  5295.  
  5296. 1203
  5297. 01:01:48,255 --> 01:01:49,547
  5298. [speaking Spanish]
  5299.  
  5300. 1204
  5301. 01:01:49,630 --> 01:01:52,922
  5302. I'm Bing Bellamy, and all I want
  5303. for Christmas is a snowboard!
  5304.  
  5305. 1205
  5306. 01:01:53,005 --> 01:01:55,005
  5307. [voices overlapping]
  5308.  
  5309. 1206
  5310. 01:02:38,422 --> 01:02:40,422
  5311. [clanks]
  5312.  
  5313. 1207
  5314. 01:03:16,922 --> 01:03:18,588
  5315. Teddy wrote one this year?
  5316.  
  5317. 1208
  5318. 01:03:26,922 --> 01:03:29,797
  5319. "Dear Santa, This is Teddy Pierce.
  5320.  
  5321. 1209
  5322. 01:03:29,880 --> 01:03:32,088
  5323. I haven't written to you in a long time.
  5324.  
  5325. 1210
  5326. 01:03:32,505 --> 01:03:33,338
  5327. You know how it is,
  5328.  
  5329. 1211
  5330. 01:03:33,422 --> 01:03:35,672
  5331. once you get older,
  5332. the whole Christmas thing
  5333.  
  5334. 1212
  5335. 01:03:35,755 --> 01:03:36,755
  5336. seems pretty lame.
  5337.  
  5338. 1213
  5339. 01:03:37,547 --> 01:03:39,338
  5340. But this year is different.
  5341.  
  5342. 1214
  5343. 01:03:39,505 --> 01:03:41,672
  5344. This year, I have a special request.
  5345.  
  5346. 1215
  5347. 01:03:41,880 --> 01:03:44,172
  5348. I'd really like to see my dad again.
  5349.  
  5350. 1216
  5351. 01:03:45,672 --> 01:03:48,047
  5352. I'm not even sure
  5353. if it's something you can do.
  5354.  
  5355. 1217
  5356. 01:03:48,630 --> 01:03:50,755
  5357. But I really need to tell him that..."
  5358.  
  5359. 1218
  5360. 01:03:50,838 --> 01:03:53,338
  5361. [elf mutters, gasps]
  5362.  
  5363. 1219
  5364. 01:03:57,630 --> 01:03:59,630
  5365. - [chimes]
  5366. - [whirs]
  5367.  
  5368. 1220
  5369. 01:04:00,422 --> 01:04:01,713
  5370. [machinery clanks]
  5371.  
  5372. 1221
  5373. 01:04:12,213 --> 01:04:14,213
  5374. [elf squealing]
  5375.  
  5376. 1222
  5377. 01:04:15,505 --> 01:04:17,505
  5378. [camcorder beeps]
  5379.  
  5380. 1223
  5381. 01:04:24,463 --> 01:04:26,797
  5382. - [elf whining]
  5383. - [teeth chattering]
  5384.  
  5385. 1224
  5386. 01:04:29,588 --> 01:04:30,422
  5387. Hello.
  5388.  
  5389. 1225
  5390. 01:04:30,505 --> 01:04:32,505
  5391. [elf gasps] Ah...
  5392.  
  5393. 1226
  5394. 01:04:34,005 --> 01:04:35,755
  5395. He-llo?
  5396.  
  5397. 1227
  5398. 01:04:36,755 --> 01:04:38,047
  5399. I'm Kate.
  5400.  
  5401. 1228
  5402. 01:04:38,547 --> 01:04:39,547
  5403. What's your name?
  5404.  
  5405. 1229
  5406. 01:04:41,213 --> 01:04:43,380
  5407. Lars. [chuckles]
  5408.  
  5409. 1230
  5410. 01:04:46,588 --> 01:04:48,588
  5411. [crowd murmuring in Elvish]
  5412.  
  5413. 1231
  5414. 01:04:52,088 --> 01:04:53,088
  5415. [Kate] Hey, guys.
  5416.  
  5417. 1232
  5418. 01:04:53,547 --> 01:04:55,338
  5419. - I'm Kate Pierce.
  5420. - [gasps]
  5421.  
  5422. 1233
  5423. 01:04:57,422 --> 01:04:58,588
  5424. Santa sent me.
  5425.  
  5426. 1234
  5427. 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:04,922
  5428. Guys?
  5429.  
  5430. 1235
  5431. 01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:07,213
  5432. - [crowd yipping and yelling]
  5433. - [Kate] Guys?
  5434.  
  5435. 1236
  5436. 01:05:08,338 --> 01:05:10,047
  5437. [camcorder beeps]
  5438.  
  5439. 1237
  5440. 01:05:10,547 --> 01:05:13,213
  5441. - [Elves speaking Elvish]
  5442. - [Kate] Guys! Let me go!
  5443.  
  5444. 1238
  5445. 01:05:13,630 --> 01:05:15,088
  5446. What are you doing with my camera?
  5447.  
  5448. 1239
  5449. 01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:18,047
  5450. - Give it back! You're gonna break it.
  5451. - [elf speaking Elvish]
  5452.  
  5453. 1240
  5454. 01:05:18,130 --> 01:05:20,297
  5455. - [elves gasp]
  5456. - [mouth pops]
  5457.  
  5458. 1241
  5459. 01:05:20,463 --> 01:05:22,422
  5460. - [chuckles]
  5461. - [grunts]
  5462.  
  5463. 1242
  5464. 01:05:22,838 --> 01:05:25,005
  5465. [Kate] Hey, let me go!
  5466. Guys, let me go!
  5467.  
  5468. 1243
  5469. 01:05:25,088 --> 01:05:26,880
  5470. Hey, come on, let me out!
  5471.  
  5472. 1244
  5473. 01:05:26,963 --> 01:05:29,338
  5474. Let me out of here! Let me out of here!
  5475.  
  5476. 1245
  5477. 01:05:29,422 --> 01:05:31,422
  5478. [elves clamoring in elvish]
  5479.  
  5480. 1246
  5481. 01:05:32,588 --> 01:05:33,630
  5482. [elf sighs]
  5483.  
  5484. 1247
  5485. 01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:36,463
  5486. [in Elvish] Start talking!
  5487.  
  5488. 1248
  5489. 01:05:36,838 --> 01:05:38,047
  5490. Where is Santa Claus?
  5491.  
  5492. 1249
  5493. 01:05:38,588 --> 01:05:40,338
  5494. [in English] Let me explain what happened!
  5495.  
  5496. 1250
  5497. 01:05:40,422 --> 01:05:42,005
  5498. You see, after the sleigh crashed,
  5499.  
  5500. 1251
  5501. 01:05:42,088 --> 01:05:43,755
  5502. - we lost the reindeer.
  5503. - [elves gasp]
  5504.  
  5505. 1252
  5506. 01:05:43,838 --> 01:05:48,213
  5507. - [in Elvish] You lost the reindeer?
  5508. - [crying] Blitzen!
  5509.  
  5510. 1253
  5511. 01:05:48,713 --> 01:05:49,713
  5512. Cupid? [gasps]
  5513.  
  5514. 1254
  5515. 01:05:50,088 --> 01:05:52,088
  5516. - [gasps, thuds]
  5517. - [gasps]
  5518.  
  5519. 1255
  5520. 01:05:53,088 --> 01:05:55,380
  5521. [in English]
  5522. Santa Claus told me to find you guys!
  5523.  
  5524. 1256
  5525. 01:05:55,463 --> 01:05:57,898
  5526. He said you guys were the only ones
  5527. who would know what to do!
  5528.  
  5529. 1257
  5530. 01:05:57,922 --> 01:05:59,797
  5531. He said Christmas must endure!
  5532.  
  5533. 1258
  5534. 01:06:00,005 --> 01:06:02,463
  5535. [gasps] "Christmas must endure."
  5536.  
  5537. 1259
  5538. 01:06:03,880 --> 01:06:05,588
  5539. Christmas must endure?
  5540.  
  5541. 1260
  5542. 01:06:05,672 --> 01:06:08,213
  5543. - Eh?
  5544. - [echoes] Christmas must endure!
  5545.  
  5546. 1261
  5547. 01:06:08,297 --> 01:06:09,297
  5548. Ah!
  5549.  
  5550. 1262
  5551. 01:06:09,630 --> 01:06:10,755
  5552. Hmm...
  5553.  
  5554. 1263
  5555. 01:06:11,630 --> 01:06:12,963
  5556. [in Elvish] To the book!
  5557.  
  5558. 1264
  5559. 01:06:13,047 --> 01:06:14,630
  5560. [elves panting]
  5561.  
  5562. 1265
  5563. 01:06:15,047 --> 01:06:16,130
  5564. [grunts]
  5565.  
  5566. 1266
  5567. 01:06:19,213 --> 01:06:20,713
  5568. [in English] True Believers?
  5569.  
  5570. 1267
  5571. 01:06:21,630 --> 01:06:22,630
  5572. [in Elvish] Pierce.
  5573.  
  5574. 1268
  5575. 01:06:22,797 --> 01:06:24,963
  5576. [elves gasp]
  5577.  
  5578. 1269
  5579. 01:06:29,088 --> 01:06:30,588
  5580. [in English] My family tree.
  5581.  
  5582. 1270
  5583. 01:06:34,005 --> 01:06:36,213
  5584. Everybody except Teddy.
  5585.  
  5586. 1271
  5587. 01:06:37,130 --> 01:06:38,880
  5588. [all] Oh...
  5589.  
  5590. 1272
  5591. 01:06:39,922 --> 01:06:41,797
  5592. But, wow! I come from a long line
  5593.  
  5594. 1273
  5595. 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:44,047
  5596. - of True Believers!
  5597. - [gasps]
  5598.  
  5599. 1274
  5600. 01:06:44,130 --> 01:06:46,547
  5601. [in Elvish] She is a True Believer!
  5602.  
  5603. 1275
  5604. 01:06:46,630 --> 01:06:48,213
  5605. [crowd cheering]
  5606.  
  5607. 1276
  5608. 01:06:48,297 --> 01:06:51,088
  5609. - [elves laughing]
  5610. - [shouts]
  5611.  
  5612. 1277
  5613. 01:06:52,130 --> 01:06:54,255
  5614. [continues laughing]
  5615.  
  5616. 1278
  5617. 01:06:55,672 --> 01:06:57,672
  5618. [all giggling]
  5619.  
  5620. 1279
  5621. 01:07:06,047 --> 01:07:09,172
  5622. [in English] And then the reindeer just...
  5623. Boom! They just flew away!
  5624.  
  5625. 1280
  5626. 01:07:09,338 --> 01:07:11,213
  5627. Oh, you're gonna walk away from me? Huh?
  5628.  
  5629. 1281
  5630. 01:07:11,297 --> 01:07:13,297
  5631. I saw a bunch of reindeer fly
  5632. into the night sky!
  5633.  
  5634. 1282
  5635. 01:07:13,380 --> 01:07:14,898
  5636. - I am not crazy!
  5637. - [man] Yes, you are.
  5638.  
  5639. 1283
  5640. 01:07:14,922 --> 01:07:16,922
  5641. Man,
  5642. have you ever seen anything like this?
  5643.  
  5644. 1284
  5645. 01:07:17,005 --> 01:07:19,130
  5646. I've never seen it this busy
  5647. on Christmas Eve.
  5648.  
  5649. 1285
  5650. 01:07:19,255 --> 01:07:21,505
  5651. - [phone ringing]
  5652. - [siren wailing]
  5653.  
  5654. 1286
  5655. 01:07:21,588 --> 01:07:23,255
  5656. He said this would happen.
  5657.  
  5658. 1287
  5659. 01:07:25,880 --> 01:07:28,797
  5660. [woman] Are you locking me up
  5661. on Christmas Eve? [scoffs]
  5662.  
  5663. 1288
  5664. 01:07:28,880 --> 01:07:31,338
  5665. The least you could do is play
  5666. some Christmas music.
  5667.  
  5668. 1289
  5669. 01:07:32,588 --> 01:07:34,922
  5670. - Am I right, Santa?
  5671. - I hear you.
  5672.  
  5673. 1290
  5674. 01:07:35,963 --> 01:07:40,338
  5675. Oh, brother, the mood in this place
  5676. is really bringing Christmas spirit down,
  5677.  
  5678. 1291
  5679. 01:07:40,422 --> 01:07:41,630
  5680. - way down.
  5681. - [man snores]
  5682.  
  5683. 1292
  5684. 01:07:41,713 --> 01:07:43,338
  5685. - [sighs]
  5686. - [watch ticking]
  5687.  
  5688. 1293
  5689. 01:07:44,005 --> 01:07:46,922
  5690. Whoa! Christmas spirit is down to 19%?
  5691.  
  5692. 1294
  5693. 01:07:47,005 --> 01:07:48,925
  5694. If I don't do something quick,
  5695. this night's over.
  5696.  
  5697. 1295
  5698. 01:07:49,672 --> 01:07:51,130
  5699. Wait a minute, music!
  5700.  
  5701. 1296
  5702. 01:07:51,213 --> 01:07:52,838
  5703. Maybe you're onto something!
  5704.  
  5705. 1297
  5706. 01:07:53,588 --> 01:07:55,463
  5707. - Wolfie! Dusty!
  5708. - [Wolfie] Huh?
  5709.  
  5710. 1298
  5711. 01:07:56,713 --> 01:08:01,588
  5712. Do you remember what you got
  5713. for Christmas in 1971?
  5714.  
  5715. 1299
  5716. 01:08:04,005 --> 01:08:06,213
  5717. - Uh...
  5718. - [electric guitar music playing]
  5719.  
  5720. 1300
  5721. 01:08:07,963 --> 01:08:12,963
  5722. I got the super fly
  5723. Sunburst Epiphone Casino, man!
  5724.  
  5725. 1301
  5726. 01:08:13,213 --> 01:08:14,588
  5727. Two-tone Gretsch Anniversary.
  5728.  
  5729. 1302
  5730. 01:08:14,672 --> 01:08:15,797
  5731. Where are they now?
  5732.  
  5733. 1303
  5734. 01:08:16,213 --> 01:08:18,255
  5735. In, uh... In the pawn shop.
  5736.  
  5737. 1304
  5738. 01:08:18,338 --> 01:08:19,755
  5739. [sighs] That's a shame.
  5740.  
  5741. 1305
  5742. 01:08:19,838 --> 01:08:22,463
  5743. 'Cause you two guys were really good.
  5744.  
  5745. 1306
  5746. 01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:26,505
  5747. Unfortunately, some other habits
  5748. took precedence, you dig?
  5749.  
  5750. 1307
  5751. 01:08:26,588 --> 01:08:28,380
  5752. I know, I know. [clicks tongue]
  5753.  
  5754. 1308
  5755. 01:08:28,880 --> 01:08:30,713
  5756. But this is Christmas Eve...
  5757.  
  5758. 1309
  5759. 01:08:31,963 --> 01:08:34,713
  5760. and that means there's magic in the air!
  5761.  
  5762. 1310
  5763. 01:08:34,797 --> 01:08:37,047
  5764. - [group mutters]
  5765. - Wow.
  5766.  
  5767. 1311
  5768. 01:08:38,422 --> 01:08:39,547
  5769. - Magic.
  5770. - Wow!
  5771.  
  5772. 1312
  5773. 01:08:41,255 --> 01:08:42,463
  5774. [Santa] Magic!
  5775.  
  5776. 1313
  5777. 01:08:43,088 --> 01:08:45,505
  5778. - What am I supposed to do with this, man?
  5779. - Play it.
  5780.  
  5781. 1314
  5782. 01:08:45,797 --> 01:08:48,547
  5783. - [laughs] I can't play this thing!
  5784. - Are you sure?
  5785.  
  5786. 1315
  5787. 01:08:48,755 --> 01:08:49,755
  5788. Give it a try.
  5789.  
  5790. 1316
  5791. 01:08:51,422 --> 01:08:52,463
  5792. [sighs]
  5793.  
  5794. 1317
  5795. 01:08:55,005 --> 01:09:00,088
  5796. [plays bluesy tune]
  5797.  
  5798. 1318
  5799. 01:09:00,172 --> 01:09:01,672
  5800. - [man] Yeah!
  5801. - [people chattering]
  5802.  
  5803. 1319
  5804. 01:09:01,755 --> 01:09:04,797
  5805. [laughs] Now, ladies...
  5806.  
  5807. 1320
  5808. 01:09:04,880 --> 01:09:07,755
  5809. - [bells jingling]
  5810. - ...let's get this party started.
  5811.  
  5812. 1321
  5813. 01:09:08,672 --> 01:09:13,547
  5814. ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  5815.  
  5816. 1322
  5817. 01:09:13,630 --> 01:09:16,380
  5818. ♪ Christmas ♪
  5819.  
  5820. 1323
  5821. 01:09:17,005 --> 01:09:21,130
  5822. ♪ Well, it's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
  5823.  
  5824. 1324
  5825. 01:09:21,713 --> 01:09:24,422
  5826. ♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪
  5827.  
  5828. 1325
  5829. 01:09:24,505 --> 01:09:27,338
  5830. - [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  5831. - [plays guitar solo]
  5832.  
  5833. 1326
  5834. 01:09:27,422 --> 01:09:31,297
  5835. ♪ Yeah, it's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
  5836.  
  5837. 1327
  5838. 01:09:32,213 --> 01:09:38,172
  5839. - ♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪
  5840. - [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  5841.  
  5842. 1328
  5843. 01:09:38,255 --> 01:09:40,838
  5844. ♪ Well, you've been
  5845. A real good little girl ♪
  5846.  
  5847. 1329
  5848. 01:09:40,922 --> 01:09:41,797
  5849. [women vocalizing]
  5850.  
  5851. 1330
  5852. 01:09:41,880 --> 01:09:44,547
  5853. ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town ♪
  5854.  
  5855. 1331
  5856. 01:09:49,130 --> 01:09:50,755
  5857. ♪ Got no sleigh with reindeer ♪
  5858.  
  5859. 1332
  5860. 01:09:52,047 --> 01:09:53,213
  5861. ♪ No sack on my back ♪
  5862.  
  5863. 1333
  5864. 01:09:54,547 --> 01:09:58,422
  5865. ♪ You gonna see me coming
  5866. In a big black Cadillac! ♪
  5867.  
  5868. 1334
  5869. 01:09:58,505 --> 01:10:00,963
  5870. ♪ Whoa, it's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
  5871.  
  5872. 1335
  5873. 01:10:01,047 --> 01:10:02,880
  5874. [whoops]
  5875.  
  5876. 1336
  5877. 01:10:02,963 --> 01:10:08,505
  5878. - ♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪
  5879. - ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  5880.  
  5881. 1337
  5882. 01:10:08,672 --> 01:10:11,422
  5883. ♪ Well, you've been
  5884. A real good little baby ♪
  5885.  
  5886. 1338
  5887. 01:10:12,213 --> 01:10:15,463
  5888. ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town ♪
  5889.  
  5890. 1339
  5891. 01:10:16,672 --> 01:10:18,088
  5892. Talk to me, ladies!
  5893.  
  5894. 1340
  5895. 01:10:19,422 --> 01:10:24,255
  5896. ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  5897.  
  5898. 1341
  5899. 01:10:24,338 --> 01:10:26,130
  5900. ♪ Christmas ♪
  5901.  
  5902. 1342
  5903. 01:10:26,213 --> 01:10:28,005
  5904. Is there a piano in this joint?
  5905.  
  5906. 1343
  5907. 01:10:28,130 --> 01:10:30,630
  5908. - [yells]
  5909. - [piano playing]
  5910.  
  5911. 1344
  5912. 01:10:33,630 --> 01:10:34,547
  5913. Oh!
  5914.  
  5915. 1345
  5916. 01:10:34,630 --> 01:10:36,838
  5917. [women] ♪ Christmas... ♪
  5918.  
  5919. 1346
  5920. 01:10:36,922 --> 01:10:38,088
  5921. [horn honks]
  5922.  
  5923. 1347
  5924. 01:10:42,172 --> 01:10:44,172
  5925. [machine grinding]
  5926.  
  5927. 1348
  5928. 01:11:01,588 --> 01:11:02,588
  5929. What do we got here?
  5930.  
  5931. 1349
  5932. 01:11:03,547 --> 01:11:04,547
  5933. [jingles]
  5934.  
  5935. 1350
  5936. 01:11:07,630 --> 01:11:09,797
  5937. Well, Christmas came early this year, huh?
  5938.  
  5939. 1351
  5940. 01:11:11,297 --> 01:11:12,672
  5941. Where did you get this?
  5942.  
  5943. 1352
  5944. 01:11:12,963 --> 01:11:14,172
  5945. From this little dude.
  5946.  
  5947. 1353
  5948. 01:11:16,213 --> 01:11:17,213
  5949. Ah.
  5950.  
  5951. 1354
  5952. 01:11:27,213 --> 01:11:28,213
  5953. Coal?
  5954.  
  5955. 1355
  5956. 01:11:28,297 --> 01:11:29,297
  5957. [gasps]
  5958.  
  5959. 1356
  5960. 01:11:31,588 --> 01:11:32,922
  5961. Is this some kind of a joke?
  5962.  
  5963. 1357
  5964. 01:11:49,880 --> 01:11:51,838
  5965. Next time you morons waste my time...
  5966.  
  5967. 1358
  5968. 01:11:59,088 --> 01:12:00,255
  5969. you're done.
  5970.  
  5971. 1359
  5972. 01:12:05,672 --> 01:12:08,588
  5973. No! No, my sister's in there!
  5974.  
  5975. 1360
  5976. 01:12:10,672 --> 01:12:11,880
  5977. Your sister?
  5978.  
  5979. 1361
  5980. 01:12:12,672 --> 01:12:14,963
  5981. [all laugh]
  5982.  
  5983. 1362
  5984. 01:12:15,047 --> 01:12:17,755
  5985. Look, I know it sounds crazy,
  5986. but please don't do that!
  5987.  
  5988. 1363
  5989. 01:12:18,672 --> 01:12:20,588
  5990. - Come on, man! Please!
  5991. - [bag jingles]
  5992.  
  5993. 1364
  5994. 01:12:21,463 --> 01:12:22,463
  5995. [chuckles]
  5996.  
  5997. 1365
  5998. 01:12:25,422 --> 01:12:26,547
  5999. [men groan]
  6000.  
  6001. 1366
  6002. 01:12:28,047 --> 01:12:30,547
  6003. Get back! Get back!
  6004.  
  6005. 1367
  6006. 01:12:31,755 --> 01:12:34,463
  6007. - Let me go, and nobody gets hurt!
  6008. - [grunts]
  6009.  
  6010. 1368
  6011. 01:12:34,547 --> 01:12:35,547
  6012. [pipe rattles]
  6013.  
  6014. 1369
  6015. 01:12:36,172 --> 01:12:37,380
  6016. Take care of him!
  6017.  
  6018. 1370
  6019. 01:12:37,463 --> 01:12:39,463
  6020. - Put him in the dumpsters out back!
  6021. - [grunts]
  6022.  
  6023. 1371
  6024. 01:12:39,755 --> 01:12:41,755
  6025. Oh... and not recycling.
  6026.  
  6027. 1372
  6028. 01:12:42,588 --> 01:12:43,672
  6029. He's compost.
  6030.  
  6031. 1373
  6032. 01:12:43,755 --> 01:12:44,755
  6033. [man grunts]
  6034.  
  6035. 1374
  6036. 01:12:45,255 --> 01:12:48,130
  6037. - [Lars chattering]
  6038. - [toys squeaking]
  6039.  
  6040. 1375
  6041. 01:12:52,963 --> 01:12:54,172
  6042. Ah!
  6043.  
  6044. 1376
  6045. 01:12:55,463 --> 01:12:56,880
  6046. What is that thing?
  6047.  
  6048. 1377
  6049. 01:12:57,297 --> 01:12:58,838
  6050. Hey, he's... he's actually kinda cute.
  6051.  
  6052. 1378
  6053. 01:13:02,463 --> 01:13:04,213
  6054. Hey, little guy! What's your name?
  6055.  
  6056. 1379
  6057. 01:13:04,963 --> 01:13:07,380
  6058. - [hisses]
  6059. - [thieves scream]
  6060.  
  6061. 1380
  6062. 01:13:07,463 --> 01:13:09,463
  6063. - [elves yell]
  6064. - [hammer clanging]
  6065.  
  6066. 1381
  6067. 01:13:11,963 --> 01:13:13,380
  6068. - [elf laughing]
  6069. - [man shrieks]
  6070.  
  6071. 1382
  6072. 01:13:13,838 --> 01:13:16,338
  6073. - [man grunting]
  6074. - [elves yelping]
  6075.  
  6076. 1383
  6077. 01:13:16,422 --> 01:13:19,130
  6078. - Ooh!
  6079. - [elf speaking Elvish, yells]
  6080.  
  6081. 1384
  6082. 01:13:19,505 --> 01:13:21,380
  6083. [in Elvish] You're done! Naughty! Naughty!
  6084.  
  6085. 1385
  6086. 01:13:21,463 --> 01:13:25,088
  6087. - [thieves clamoring]
  6088. - [elves cackling]
  6089.  
  6090. 1386
  6091. 01:13:25,172 --> 01:13:27,213
  6092. [elves laughing]
  6093.  
  6094. 1387
  6095. 01:13:27,755 --> 01:13:29,880
  6096. [man screams, grunts, groans]
  6097.  
  6098. 1388
  6099. 01:13:30,297 --> 01:13:31,380
  6100. [man shrieks]
  6101.  
  6102. 1389
  6103. 01:13:31,463 --> 01:13:35,588
  6104. - [giggling and chattering]
  6105. - [man gasps and grunts]
  6106.  
  6107. 1390
  6108. 01:13:35,672 --> 01:13:37,297
  6109. [man screams]
  6110.  
  6111. 1391
  6112. 01:13:37,380 --> 01:13:39,005
  6113. [elves shouting]
  6114.  
  6115. 1392
  6116. 01:13:40,005 --> 01:13:41,255
  6117. [car engine starts]
  6118.  
  6119. 1393
  6120. 01:13:43,130 --> 01:13:45,255
  6121. [screams, gasps]
  6122.  
  6123. 1394
  6124. 01:13:45,338 --> 01:13:48,297
  6125. [elves groaning]
  6126.  
  6127. 1395
  6128. 01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:49,547
  6129. [continues screaming]
  6130.  
  6131. 1396
  6132. 01:13:49,630 --> 01:13:50,630
  6133. [tires screech]
  6134.  
  6135. 1397
  6136. 01:13:55,422 --> 01:13:57,672
  6137. [in Elvish] Time to take out the trash.
  6138.  
  6139. 1398
  6140. 01:13:58,463 --> 01:14:00,297
  6141. Ready! Aim!
  6142.  
  6143. 1399
  6144. 01:14:00,380 --> 01:14:01,422
  6145. Fire!
  6146.  
  6147. 1400
  6148. 01:14:01,505 --> 01:14:03,255
  6149. [man screams, groans]
  6150.  
  6151. 1401
  6152. 01:14:04,922 --> 01:14:06,213
  6153. [thieves screaming]
  6154.  
  6155. 1402
  6156. 01:14:08,380 --> 01:14:09,940
  6157. [man, in English] Let's get outta here!
  6158.  
  6159. 1403
  6160. 01:14:10,297 --> 01:14:11,422
  6161. [exhales deeply]
  6162.  
  6163. 1404
  6164. 01:14:12,297 --> 01:14:15,713
  6165. [elves cheering and chattering]
  6166.  
  6167. 1405
  6168. 01:14:15,838 --> 01:14:17,755
  6169. [sighs, in Elvish] Wait. We missed one.
  6170.  
  6171. 1406
  6172. 01:14:18,422 --> 01:14:19,422
  6173. [in English] No!
  6174.  
  6175. 1407
  6176. 01:14:19,713 --> 01:14:20,922
  6177. [in Elvish] Get him!
  6178.  
  6179. 1408
  6180. 01:14:21,047 --> 01:14:22,505
  6181. - [in English] No!
  6182. - [elves shout]
  6183.  
  6184. 1409
  6185. 01:14:22,588 --> 01:14:24,880
  6186. [Teddy] No! [screams]
  6187.  
  6188. 1410
  6189. 01:14:24,963 --> 01:14:26,213
  6190. [chainsaw motor starts]
  6191.  
  6192. 1411
  6193. 01:14:29,380 --> 01:14:30,880
  6194. [elves grumble]
  6195.  
  6196. 1412
  6197. 01:14:31,588 --> 01:14:33,755
  6198. Wait! I'm one of the good guys!
  6199.  
  6200. 1413
  6201. 01:14:34,255 --> 01:14:35,630
  6202. - Wait, wait, wait!
  6203. - [elf cackles]
  6204.  
  6205. 1414
  6206. 01:14:35,922 --> 01:14:37,338
  6207. [screams]
  6208.  
  6209. 1415
  6210. 01:14:37,422 --> 01:14:38,422
  6211. Stop!
  6212.  
  6213. 1416
  6214. 01:14:40,505 --> 01:14:41,755
  6215. He's with me.
  6216.  
  6217. 1417
  6218. 01:14:41,838 --> 01:14:44,380
  6219. - [elf grumbles]
  6220. - [crowd mumbles]
  6221.  
  6222. 1418
  6223. 01:14:44,463 --> 01:14:46,463
  6224. [in Elvish] I never have any fun.
  6225.  
  6226. 1419
  6227. 01:14:46,922 --> 01:14:50,130
  6228. - [Teddy, in English] Kate, are you okay?
  6229. - Better than okay!
  6230.  
  6231. 1420
  6232. 01:14:50,547 --> 01:14:51,838
  6233. And I brought help!
  6234.  
  6235. 1421
  6236. 01:14:51,922 --> 01:14:54,088
  6237. - I can... I see that.
  6238. - [elf] Ow, ow!
  6239.  
  6240. 1422
  6241. 01:14:54,172 --> 01:14:56,797
  6242. - Let's get the reindeer and the sleigh.
  6243. - The sleigh's busted.
  6244.  
  6245. 1423
  6246. 01:14:57,297 --> 01:14:58,297
  6247. Right.
  6248.  
  6249. 1424
  6250. 01:14:58,547 --> 01:14:59,880
  6251. Can you guys fix it?
  6252.  
  6253. 1425
  6254. 01:14:59,963 --> 01:15:01,755
  6255. [laughs, in Elvish] Are you kidding?
  6256.  
  6257. 1426
  6258. 01:15:01,838 --> 01:15:02,963
  6259. [all shout]
  6260.  
  6261. 1427
  6262. 01:15:04,922 --> 01:15:07,213
  6263. [in English] Cool!
  6264. Now we just need to find Santa!
  6265.  
  6266. 1428
  6267. 01:15:08,172 --> 01:15:09,755
  6268. You guys know where he is?
  6269.  
  6270. 1429
  6271. 01:15:10,213 --> 01:15:11,422
  6272. [in Elvish] It's not good.
  6273.  
  6274. 1430
  6275. 01:15:12,255 --> 01:15:13,672
  6276. [Kate, in English] He's in jail?
  6277.  
  6278. 1431
  6279. 01:15:13,755 --> 01:15:16,463
  6280. - [elves chattering]
  6281. - Poor Santa. I'll bet he's freaking out.
  6282.  
  6283. 1432
  6284. 01:15:18,588 --> 01:15:20,005
  6285. One more thing!
  6286.  
  6287. 1433
  6288. 01:15:20,088 --> 01:15:21,672
  6289. ♪ Hang up your pretty stockings ♪
  6290.  
  6291. 1434
  6292. 01:15:21,755 --> 01:15:23,047
  6293. ♪ Ah, ooh! ♪
  6294.  
  6295. 1435
  6296. 01:15:23,130 --> 01:15:24,255
  6297. ♪ Turn out the light ♪
  6298.  
  6299. 1436
  6300. 01:15:24,338 --> 01:15:25,463
  6301. [women] ♪ Ah, ooh! ♪
  6302.  
  6303. 1437
  6304. 01:15:25,547 --> 01:15:29,588
  6305. ♪ Santa Claus is comin'
  6306. Down your chimney tonight! ♪
  6307.  
  6308. 1438
  6309. 01:15:29,672 --> 01:15:32,838
  6310. ♪ Whoa, it's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
  6311.  
  6312. 1439
  6313. 01:15:33,380 --> 01:15:35,255
  6314. Down your chimney!
  6315.  
  6316. 1440
  6317. 01:15:35,338 --> 01:15:37,088
  6318. ♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪
  6319.  
  6320. 1441
  6321. 01:15:37,172 --> 01:15:39,547
  6322. [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  6323.  
  6324. 1442
  6325. 01:15:39,630 --> 01:15:42,047
  6326. ♪ Well, you've been
  6327. A real good little baby ♪
  6328.  
  6329. 1443
  6330. 01:15:42,130 --> 01:15:43,213
  6331. [women vocalizing]
  6332.  
  6333. 1444
  6334. 01:15:43,297 --> 01:15:46,797
  6335. ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town ♪
  6336.  
  6337. 1445
  6338. 01:15:48,047 --> 01:15:49,547
  6339. Listen to me now!
  6340.  
  6341. 1446
  6342. 01:15:50,547 --> 01:15:52,838
  6343. ♪ Well, you've been
  6344. A real good little baby ♪
  6345.  
  6346. 1447
  6347. 01:15:53,338 --> 01:15:56,672
  6348. - ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town! ♪
  6349. - [whoops]
  6350.  
  6351. 1448
  6352. 01:15:58,588 --> 01:16:01,797
  6353. - [women] ♪ In town! ♪
  6354. - [officers cheering]
  6355.  
  6356. 1449
  6357. 01:16:04,672 --> 01:16:06,505
  6358. Yeah, I'm back!
  6359.  
  6360. 1450
  6361. 01:16:06,588 --> 01:16:08,463
  6362. [all exclaiming]
  6363.  
  6364. 1451
  6365. 01:16:10,422 --> 01:16:12,588
  6366. Whoo! [laughs]
  6367.  
  6368. 1452
  6369. 01:16:15,255 --> 01:16:18,505
  6370. And the reindeer just... flew away!
  6371.  
  6372. 1453
  6373. 01:16:19,630 --> 01:16:22,963
  6374. [shouts] Who's crazy now? [laughs] I quit!
  6375.  
  6376. 1454
  6377. 01:16:24,922 --> 01:16:27,505
  6378. [laughs] Ah!
  6379.  
  6380. 1455
  6381. 01:16:28,588 --> 01:16:30,922
  6382. Not too bad for our first gig, huh?
  6383.  
  6384. 1456
  6385. 01:16:31,588 --> 01:16:34,713
  6386. I have seen a lot
  6387. of strange things in my time, but this...
  6388.  
  6389. 1457
  6390. 01:16:35,255 --> 01:16:37,922
  6391. this takes it to a whole other level.
  6392.  
  6393. 1458
  6394. 01:16:38,005 --> 01:16:40,088
  6395. Oh, wait till you see what happens next.
  6396.  
  6397. 1459
  6398. 01:16:40,172 --> 01:16:43,130
  6399. Okay, I want answers.
  6400. Real answers, right now.
  6401.  
  6402. 1460
  6403. 01:16:43,505 --> 01:16:45,130
  6404. We all want answers, Dave.
  6405.  
  6406. 1461
  6407. 01:16:45,588 --> 01:16:46,588
  6408. Especially Lisa.
  6409.  
  6410. 1462
  6411. 01:16:47,755 --> 01:16:49,755
  6412. So first, why don't you answer that?
  6413.  
  6414. 1463
  6415. 01:16:49,838 --> 01:16:51,922
  6416. - Answer what?
  6417. - [cell phone vibrating]
  6418.  
  6419. 1464
  6420. 01:16:57,755 --> 01:16:59,255
  6421. [bells chime]
  6422.  
  6423. 1465
  6424. 01:17:00,005 --> 01:17:01,422
  6425. [buzzing continues]
  6426.  
  6427. 1466
  6428. 01:17:05,797 --> 01:17:08,088
  6429. - [cell phone clicks]
  6430. - [sighs]
  6431.  
  6432. 1467
  6433. 01:17:08,672 --> 01:17:10,838
  6434. - Lisa, hey!
  6435. - [Lisa speaking indistinctly on phone]
  6436.  
  6437. 1468
  6438. 01:17:10,922 --> 01:17:11,922
  6439. Why are you c...
  6440.  
  6441. 1469
  6442. 01:17:17,797 --> 01:17:18,797
  6443. Yeah.
  6444.  
  6445. 1470
  6446. 01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:21,630
  6447. That'd be great.
  6448.  
  6449. 1471
  6450. 01:17:22,297 --> 01:17:23,297
  6451. Good.
  6452.  
  6453. 1472
  6454. 01:17:24,130 --> 01:17:25,130
  6455. Okay.
  6456.  
  6457. 1473
  6458. 01:17:25,338 --> 01:17:26,338
  6459. [cell phone clicks]
  6460.  
  6461. 1474
  6462. 01:17:27,922 --> 01:17:28,922
  6463. Lisa.
  6464.  
  6465. 1475
  6466. 01:17:30,880 --> 01:17:32,880
  6467. She invited me out
  6468. for coffee this morning.
  6469.  
  6470. 1476
  6471. 01:17:32,963 --> 01:17:34,338
  6472. I thought she might.
  6473.  
  6474. 1477
  6475. 01:17:35,880 --> 01:17:36,922
  6476. How?
  6477.  
  6478. 1478
  6479. 01:17:37,630 --> 01:17:38,630
  6480. I mean...
  6481.  
  6482. 1479
  6483. 01:17:39,755 --> 01:17:40,755
  6484. How?
  6485.  
  6486. 1480
  6487. 01:17:44,547 --> 01:17:46,047
  6488. Merry Christmas, Dave.
  6489.  
  6490. 1481
  6491. 01:17:46,755 --> 01:17:48,755
  6492. [chainsaw buzzes]
  6493.  
  6494. 1482
  6495. 01:17:48,922 --> 01:17:50,922
  6496. [all] Whoa!
  6497.  
  6498. 1483
  6499. 01:17:51,755 --> 01:17:53,755
  6500. Well, that's, uh...
  6501. That's my little buddy Hugg.
  6502.  
  6503. 1484
  6504. 01:17:53,838 --> 01:17:56,255
  6505. He's, uh... bringing me a present.
  6506.  
  6507. 1485
  6508. 01:17:56,338 --> 01:17:59,213
  6509. [Hugg laughing, grunts]
  6510.  
  6511. 1486
  6512. 01:17:59,922 --> 01:18:01,255
  6513. [Hugg speaking Elvish]
  6514.  
  6515. 1487
  6516. 01:18:02,797 --> 01:18:03,922
  6517. [in Elvish] Santa!
  6518.  
  6519. 1488
  6520. 01:18:04,005 --> 01:18:05,255
  6521. [crowd gasps]
  6522.  
  6523. 1489
  6524. 01:18:05,838 --> 01:18:09,005
  6525. Mrs. Claus told you to take a spare.
  6526.  
  6527. 1490
  6528. 01:18:09,338 --> 01:18:10,713
  6529. I know, I know.
  6530.  
  6531. 1491
  6532. 01:18:11,297 --> 01:18:14,130
  6533. [in English] Well, guys.
  6534. It's been great jamming with you.
  6535.  
  6536. 1492
  6537. 01:18:14,213 --> 01:18:15,505
  6538. - [man] Yeah.
  6539. - [man 2] You too!
  6540.  
  6541. 1493
  6542. 01:18:16,047 --> 01:18:18,797
  6543. - Ladies...
  6544. - [both] Bye, Santa.
  6545.  
  6546. 1494
  6547. 01:18:19,047 --> 01:18:20,255
  6548. That's my cue!
  6549.  
  6550. 1495
  6551. 01:18:21,172 --> 01:18:22,422
  6552. Christmas...
  6553.  
  6554. 1496
  6555. 01:18:25,797 --> 01:18:26,880
  6556. is back on.
  6557.  
  6558. 1497
  6559. 01:18:26,963 --> 01:18:29,231
  6560. - [man 3] All right, man!
  6561. - [man 4] Yeah! That's cool, man!
  6562.  
  6563. 1498
  6564. 01:18:29,255 --> 01:18:30,380
  6565. Oh, um...
  6566.  
  6567. 1499
  6568. 01:18:32,088 --> 01:18:32,963
  6569. [sighs]
  6570.  
  6571. 1500
  6572. 01:18:33,047 --> 01:18:34,755
  6573. - Try to be good.
  6574. - [group mumbles]
  6575.  
  6576. 1501
  6577. 01:18:34,838 --> 01:18:37,922
  6578. - [man 1] I don't know, man.
  6579. - [man 2] We'll try. We'll try.
  6580.  
  6581. 1502
  6582. 01:18:38,547 --> 01:18:40,505
  6583. We can keep these, right, Santa?
  6584.  
  6585. 1503
  6586. 01:18:42,255 --> 01:18:43,255
  6587. Well, Dave?
  6588.  
  6589. 1504
  6590. 01:18:46,255 --> 01:18:49,297
  6591. [laughing]
  6592.  
  6593. 1505
  6594. 01:18:54,005 --> 01:18:56,172
  6595. - Go.
  6596. - Welcome back.
  6597.  
  6598. 1506
  6599. 01:18:56,463 --> 01:18:59,338
  6600. - [bells jingle]
  6601. - [group] Whoa!
  6602.  
  6603. 1507
  6604. 01:18:59,422 --> 01:19:04,547
  6605. [Santa groans, speaking Elvish]
  6606.  
  6607. 1508
  6608. 01:19:04,630 --> 01:19:06,255
  6609. - [elf] Santa!
  6610. - [Teddy] Santa!
  6611.  
  6612. 1509
  6613. 01:19:06,338 --> 01:19:07,755
  6614. I can't believe it!
  6615.  
  6616. 1510
  6617. 01:19:07,838 --> 01:19:11,088
  6618. - You busted outta jail!
  6619. - First time for everything, Katie Cat!
  6620.  
  6621. 1511
  6622. 01:19:11,547 --> 01:19:13,797
  6623. How's the sleigh looking? Oh...
  6624.  
  6625. 1512
  6626. 01:19:13,880 --> 01:19:15,463
  6627. [in Elvish] Looking good, Lars!
  6628.  
  6629. 1513
  6630. 01:19:15,547 --> 01:19:18,130
  6631. - [laughs]
  6632. - Thank you, Santa.
  6633.  
  6634. 1514
  6635. 01:19:20,963 --> 01:19:24,672
  6636. [in English] Let's go to work.
  6637. Whoa! No, no, no, no, no, no!
  6638.  
  6639. 1515
  6640. 01:19:24,880 --> 01:19:26,963
  6641. - What's wrong?
  6642. - [watch chiming]
  6643.  
  6644. 1516
  6645. 01:19:27,088 --> 01:19:28,963
  6646. I lost all track of time.
  6647.  
  6648. 1517
  6649. 01:19:31,797 --> 01:19:34,922
  6650. [sighs] We've only got less than an hour
  6651. before the sun rises.
  6652.  
  6653. 1518
  6654. 01:19:35,463 --> 01:19:38,297
  6655. But... we can still save Christmas, right?
  6656.  
  6657. 1519
  6658. 01:19:40,172 --> 01:19:42,005
  6659. We're at the end of my window, Kate.
  6660.  
  6661. 1520
  6662. 01:19:43,547 --> 01:19:44,547
  6663. [sighs]
  6664.  
  6665. 1521
  6666. 01:19:45,463 --> 01:19:47,880
  6667. Well... I mean,
  6668. there's gotta be something we can do.
  6669.  
  6670. 1522
  6671. 01:19:49,172 --> 01:19:50,463
  6672. I'm afraid not, Teddy.
  6673.  
  6674. 1523
  6675. 01:19:50,922 --> 01:19:54,422
  6676. But that can't be!
  6677. There can't be Christmas without presents!
  6678.  
  6679. 1524
  6680. 01:19:54,505 --> 01:19:56,297
  6681. - Without Santa Claus!
  6682. - [sighs]
  6683.  
  6684. 1525
  6685. 01:19:56,797 --> 01:19:58,463
  6686. [tearfully] We ruined Christmas!
  6687.  
  6688. 1526
  6689. 01:20:02,047 --> 01:20:04,713
  6690. [sighs] Listen, Santa.
  6691.  
  6692. 1527
  6693. 01:20:05,422 --> 01:20:07,755
  6694. We started something last night,
  6695. and we're gonna finish it.
  6696.  
  6697. 1528
  6698. 01:20:07,838 --> 01:20:11,380
  6699. Now, I don't know how you guys
  6700. do things in the North Pole, but...
  6701.  
  6702. 1529
  6703. 01:20:11,922 --> 01:20:13,672
  6704. a Pierce always sees it through.
  6705.  
  6706. 1530
  6707. 01:20:15,963 --> 01:20:17,755
  6708. I admire your passion, Teddy.
  6709.  
  6710. 1531
  6711. 01:20:19,172 --> 01:20:21,880
  6712. But I haven't cut it this close in,
  6713. I don't know, maybe ever.
  6714.  
  6715. 1532
  6716. 01:20:21,963 --> 01:20:23,838
  6717. I... I just don't see how it's possible.
  6718.  
  6719. 1533
  6720. 01:20:23,922 --> 01:20:26,797
  6721. You do the entire world in one night
  6722. all by yourself!
  6723.  
  6724. 1534
  6725. 01:20:26,880 --> 01:20:30,047
  6726. I mean, imagine what we could cover
  6727. if we all work together!
  6728.  
  6729. 1535
  6730. 01:20:30,797 --> 01:20:31,797
  6731. [Kate] Yeah!
  6732.  
  6733. 1536
  6734. 01:20:32,005 --> 01:20:34,422
  6735. Just think of us as Santa's helpers!
  6736.  
  6737. 1537
  6738. 01:20:36,005 --> 01:20:37,047
  6739. Helpers?
  6740.  
  6741. 1538
  6742. 01:20:38,130 --> 01:20:41,005
  6743. Well, I've never had human helpers
  6744. in the sleigh before...
  6745.  
  6746. 1539
  6747. 01:20:42,963 --> 01:20:44,255
  6748. I dunno, maybe there's...
  6749.  
  6750. 1540
  6751. 01:20:44,755 --> 01:20:46,755
  6752. some way we could work together to...
  6753.  
  6754. 1541
  6755. 01:20:47,338 --> 01:20:49,172
  6756. make things move faster.
  6757.  
  6758. 1542
  6759. 01:20:49,255 --> 01:20:51,838
  6760. We've only got a little bit
  6761. of North America left.
  6762.  
  6763. 1543
  6764. 01:20:51,922 --> 01:20:52,922
  6765. Wait a minute!
  6766.  
  6767. 1544
  6768. 01:20:53,505 --> 01:20:54,672
  6769. Wait a minute...
  6770.  
  6771. 1545
  6772. 01:20:55,588 --> 01:20:59,047
  6773. If I didn't have to carry my sack,
  6774. I could move twice as fast!
  6775.  
  6776. 1546
  6777. 01:20:59,380 --> 01:21:00,672
  6778. All right, this just might work!
  6779.  
  6780. 1547
  6781. 01:21:00,755 --> 01:21:03,630
  6782. Now, Kate, you're in charge of getting
  6783. all the presents ready to go!
  6784.  
  6785. 1548
  6786. 01:21:03,713 --> 01:21:05,755
  6787. You just call out the addresses
  6788. and the names,
  6789.  
  6790. 1549
  6791. 01:21:05,838 --> 01:21:07,158
  6792. and you throw 'em outta the sack.
  6793.  
  6794. 1550
  6795. 01:21:07,213 --> 01:21:10,172
  6796. Just chuck 'em out.
  6797. I'll catch 'em, and I'll deliver!
  6798.  
  6799. 1551
  6800. 01:21:10,255 --> 01:21:12,338
  6801. And that means, Teddy, you drive!
  6802.  
  6803. 1552
  6804. 01:21:12,797 --> 01:21:14,588
  6805. What? The sleigh?
  6806.  
  6807. 1553
  6808. 01:21:14,672 --> 01:21:16,338
  6809. No! The cop cruiser!
  6810.  
  6811. 1554
  6812. 01:21:16,422 --> 01:21:18,005
  6813. Of course the sleigh!
  6814.  
  6815. 1555
  6816. 01:21:18,172 --> 01:21:21,713
  6817. [stammers] You...
  6818. You want me to drive... that?
  6819.  
  6820. 1556
  6821. 01:21:21,963 --> 01:21:23,963
  6822. [laughs] Oh, I've seen you drive!
  6823.  
  6824. 1557
  6825. 01:21:24,255 --> 01:21:27,172
  6826. [chuckles] Yeah, a car.
  6827. But, I mean, this is... This is...
  6828.  
  6829. 1558
  6830. 01:21:27,255 --> 01:21:31,172
  6831. Now where is all that huff and puff
  6832. about "A Pierce always sees it through"?
  6833.  
  6834. 1559
  6835. 01:21:31,255 --> 01:21:33,672
  6836. That was before you told me
  6837. I was gonna have to drive!
  6838.  
  6839. 1560
  6840. 01:21:34,047 --> 01:21:35,963
  6841. Well, this is the only way
  6842. we're gonna make it,
  6843.  
  6844. 1561
  6845. 01:21:36,047 --> 01:21:38,630
  6846. so I guess it's gonna be baptism by fire!
  6847.  
  6848. 1562
  6849. 01:21:38,838 --> 01:21:41,297
  6850. Well, maybe I can help Kate
  6851. with presents, right?
  6852.  
  6853. 1563
  6854. 01:21:41,755 --> 01:21:42,755
  6855. [Santa] Let's go!
  6856.  
  6857. 1564
  6858. 01:21:43,172 --> 01:21:45,713
  6859. I told you, we're gonna have to move fast!
  6860.  
  6861. 1565
  6862. 01:21:47,213 --> 01:21:48,213
  6863. [Teddy sighs]
  6864.  
  6865. 1566
  6866. 01:21:48,922 --> 01:21:50,422
  6867. Come on! Hop in the back!
  6868.  
  6869. 1567
  6870. 01:21:51,547 --> 01:21:53,588
  6871. On, Donner! On, Blitzen! [speaking Elvish]
  6872.  
  6873. 1568
  6874. 01:21:53,672 --> 01:21:54,672
  6875. [children gasp]
  6876.  
  6877. 1569
  6878. 01:21:54,922 --> 01:21:56,047
  6879. [sleigh bells ringing]
  6880.  
  6881. 1570
  6882. 01:22:00,588 --> 01:22:02,130
  6883. All right, Teddy, stand up!
  6884.  
  6885. 1571
  6886. 01:22:02,547 --> 01:22:03,380
  6887. Take them!
  6888.  
  6889. 1572
  6890. 01:22:03,463 --> 01:22:04,672
  6891. - What?
  6892. - Come on!
  6893.  
  6894. 1573
  6895. 01:22:05,005 --> 01:22:06,588
  6896. All right, you gotta hold them.
  6897.  
  6898. 1574
  6899. 01:22:06,713 --> 01:22:08,713
  6900. Now we're gonna see what you're made of!
  6901.  
  6902. 1575
  6903. 01:22:08,797 --> 01:22:11,255
  6904. Now, just think
  6905. about where you wanna go...
  6906.  
  6907. 1576
  6908. 01:22:11,880 --> 01:22:12,880
  6909. and go!
  6910.  
  6911. 1577
  6912. 01:22:13,005 --> 01:22:15,380
  6913. Oh no, no, no, no! Santa, I can't do this!
  6914.  
  6915. 1578
  6916. 01:22:15,463 --> 01:22:17,505
  6917. Some things we gotta figure out
  6918. on our own, Teddy.
  6919.  
  6920. 1579
  6921. 01:22:17,588 --> 01:22:19,755
  6922. - You can do it.
  6923. - [panting]
  6924.  
  6925. 1580
  6926. 01:22:19,838 --> 01:22:23,755
  6927. All right, here's the book
  6928. with all the names and addresses.
  6929.  
  6930. 1581
  6931. 01:22:23,838 --> 01:22:25,064
  6932. - Take a good look.
  6933. - [Kate] Okay.
  6934.  
  6935. 1582
  6936. 01:22:25,088 --> 01:22:26,408
  6937. - [Santa] Got it?
  6938. - [Kate] Got it.
  6939.  
  6940. 1583
  6941. 01:22:26,463 --> 01:22:28,922
  6942. [Santa exclaims] Don't be afraid!
  6943. Don't be afraid.
  6944.  
  6945. 1584
  6946. 01:22:29,797 --> 01:22:33,088
  6947. If there's one thing reindeer
  6948. can smell, it's fear!
  6949.  
  6950. 1585
  6951. 01:22:33,172 --> 01:22:34,713
  6952. Santa, help him!
  6953.  
  6954. 1586
  6955. 01:22:35,130 --> 01:22:39,380
  6956. [Teddy] I can't control them! [grunts]
  6957. Santa, this isn't funny!
  6958.  
  6959. 1587
  6960. 01:22:39,838 --> 01:22:42,130
  6961. Eight reindeer! How tough can it be?!
  6962.  
  6963. 1588
  6964. 01:22:42,213 --> 01:22:43,380
  6965. [grunts]
  6966.  
  6967. 1589
  6968. 01:22:45,255 --> 01:22:46,505
  6969. Teddy, watch out!
  6970.  
  6971. 1590
  6972. 01:22:46,588 --> 01:22:50,797
  6973. - [Kate and Teddy scream]
  6974. - [Santa laughs]
  6975.  
  6976. 1591
  6977. 01:22:51,130 --> 01:22:52,963
  6978. Take that, fat man!
  6979.  
  6980. 1592
  6981. 01:22:53,047 --> 01:22:55,130
  6982. - [continues laughing]
  6983. - Whoa!
  6984.  
  6985. 1593
  6986. 01:22:57,880 --> 01:23:00,047
  6987. [bells jingling]
  6988.  
  6989. 1594
  6990. 01:23:00,130 --> 01:23:03,338
  6991. - [rails screeching]
  6992. - They won't go up! What do I need to do?
  6993.  
  6994. 1595
  6995. 01:23:03,422 --> 01:23:04,755
  6996. [train horn blares]
  6997.  
  6998. 1596
  6999. 01:23:05,713 --> 01:23:08,547
  7000. You've always just had to do one thing,
  7001. Teddy.
  7002.  
  7003. 1597
  7004. 01:23:10,422 --> 01:23:11,588
  7005. Believe.
  7006.  
  7007. 1598
  7008. 01:23:11,672 --> 01:23:15,088
  7009. - But I do believe in you!
  7010. - No, no, no! I'm not talking about me.
  7011.  
  7012. 1599
  7013. 01:23:15,713 --> 01:23:17,463
  7014. You have to believe in yourself.
  7015.  
  7016. 1600
  7017. 01:23:18,422 --> 01:23:20,672
  7018. The way your mother believes in you.
  7019.  
  7020. 1601
  7021. 01:23:21,088 --> 01:23:22,630
  7022. And your sister.
  7023.  
  7024. 1602
  7025. 01:23:24,463 --> 01:23:27,130
  7026. The way your father believed in you.
  7027.  
  7028. 1603
  7029. 01:23:28,172 --> 01:23:30,255
  7030. [horn grows louder]
  7031.  
  7032. 1604
  7033. 01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:32,172
  7034. You are a Pierce, Teddy!
  7035.  
  7036. 1605
  7037. 01:23:32,922 --> 01:23:34,047
  7038. And a Pierce...
  7039.  
  7040. 1606
  7041. 01:23:34,130 --> 01:23:37,672
  7042. - Always sees it through!
  7043. - Yeah! [laughs]
  7044.  
  7045. 1607
  7046. 01:23:38,172 --> 01:23:40,297
  7047. Let's go, young man!
  7048.  
  7049. 1608
  7050. 01:23:40,380 --> 01:23:43,130
  7051. On, Dasher! On, Dancer!
  7052. On, Prancer! On, Vixen!
  7053.  
  7054. 1609
  7055. 01:23:43,213 --> 01:23:46,297
  7056. On, Comet! On, Cupid!
  7057. On, Donner! On, Blitzen!
  7058.  
  7059. 1610
  7060. 01:23:48,963 --> 01:23:50,338
  7061. All right, slow them down.
  7062.  
  7063. 1611
  7064. 01:23:50,422 --> 01:23:52,213
  7065. [in Elvish] Slow down! Slow down!
  7066.  
  7067. 1612
  7068. 01:23:52,297 --> 01:23:53,505
  7069. [in English] Positions!
  7070.  
  7071. 1613
  7072. 01:23:57,213 --> 01:23:58,838
  7073. All right! Here we go!
  7074.  
  7075. 1614
  7076. 01:24:04,463 --> 01:24:06,005
  7077. Tony Brooks!
  7078.  
  7079. 1615
  7080. 01:24:08,213 --> 01:24:09,755
  7081. [whooshes]
  7082.  
  7083. 1616
  7084. 01:24:09,838 --> 01:24:11,338
  7085. Adam Maple!
  7086.  
  7087. 1617
  7088. 01:24:12,088 --> 01:24:13,005
  7089. Timmy Burks!
  7090.  
  7091. 1618
  7092. 01:24:13,088 --> 01:24:14,713
  7093. [whooshing]
  7094.  
  7095. 1619
  7096. 01:24:17,297 --> 01:24:18,937
  7097. - [gasps]
  7098. - [laughs] Can you believe that?
  7099.  
  7100. 1620
  7101. 01:24:20,963 --> 01:24:22,547
  7102. James Hanson!
  7103.  
  7104. 1621
  7105. 01:24:22,630 --> 01:24:23,922
  7106. [whooshes]
  7107.  
  7108. 1622
  7109. 01:24:26,547 --> 01:24:27,588
  7110. Show-off!
  7111.  
  7112. 1623
  7113. 01:24:27,672 --> 01:24:31,963
  7114. - [sleigh bells ringing loudly]
  7115. - [whooshing]
  7116.  
  7117. 1624
  7118. 01:24:38,713 --> 01:24:41,880
  7119. - [bells jingle]
  7120. - [gasps] All set, go!
  7121.  
  7122. 1625
  7123. 01:24:41,963 --> 01:24:43,323
  7124. - [shouts]
  7125. - Hit that white button.
  7126.  
  7127. 1626
  7128. 01:24:43,630 --> 01:24:44,797
  7129. [beeps]
  7130.  
  7131. 1627
  7132. 01:24:53,338 --> 01:24:54,630
  7133. [whooshes]
  7134.  
  7135. 1628
  7136. 01:24:58,213 --> 01:25:00,172
  7137. [ticking]
  7138.  
  7139. 1629
  7140. 01:25:00,505 --> 01:25:01,505
  7141. [whooshes]
  7142.  
  7143. 1630
  7144. 01:25:02,338 --> 01:25:03,672
  7145. [beeps]
  7146.  
  7147. 1631
  7148. 01:25:05,797 --> 01:25:07,755
  7149. [ticking]
  7150.  
  7151. 1632
  7152. 01:25:09,713 --> 01:25:11,713
  7153. [inaudible]
  7154.  
  7155. 1633
  7156. 01:25:15,088 --> 01:25:17,880
  7157. - All right, this one's to...
  7158. - Ah!
  7159.  
  7160. 1634
  7161. 01:25:17,963 --> 01:25:20,172
  7162. - [both] Bing Bellamy!
  7163. - Ha!
  7164.  
  7165. 1635
  7166. 01:25:23,338 --> 01:25:25,630
  7167. [laughs]
  7168.  
  7169. 1636
  7170. 01:25:26,797 --> 01:25:28,088
  7171. [whooshes]
  7172.  
  7173. 1637
  7174. 01:25:28,922 --> 01:25:31,588
  7175. [beeping]
  7176.  
  7177. 1638
  7178. 01:25:32,630 --> 01:25:35,838
  7179. [Santa] All right, guys!
  7180. This is it! Last city!
  7181.  
  7182. 1639
  7183. 01:25:42,130 --> 01:25:44,130
  7184. [whooshing rapidly]
  7185.  
  7186. 1640
  7187. 01:25:48,380 --> 01:25:49,380
  7188. [sighs]
  7189.  
  7190. 1641
  7191. 01:25:49,422 --> 01:25:51,297
  7192. - [watch ticks and chimes]
  7193. - Getting tight!
  7194.  
  7195. 1642
  7196. 01:25:51,588 --> 01:25:53,672
  7197. Kate! Send in the troops!
  7198.  
  7199. 1643
  7200. 01:25:54,130 --> 01:25:55,255
  7201. The troops?
  7202.  
  7203. 1644
  7204. 01:25:56,088 --> 01:25:57,088
  7205. The troops!
  7206.  
  7207. 1645
  7208. 01:25:58,172 --> 01:26:00,505
  7209. Guys! Santa needs you!
  7210.  
  7211. 1646
  7212. 01:26:01,255 --> 01:26:03,963
  7213. - [in Elvish]Reporting for duty!
  7214. - [all]Reporting for duty!
  7215.  
  7216. 1647
  7217. 01:26:08,255 --> 01:26:10,005
  7218. [Kate, in English] Ryder Robinson!
  7219.  
  7220. 1648
  7221. 01:26:10,713 --> 01:26:13,255
  7222. 2547 East 26th Place!
  7223.  
  7224. 1649
  7225. 01:26:14,547 --> 01:26:16,172
  7226. [shouting in Elvish]
  7227.  
  7228. 1650
  7229. 01:26:16,255 --> 01:26:18,713
  7230. [Kate] Melanie Hong,
  7231. 845 Landers Street!
  7232.  
  7233. 1651
  7234. 01:26:18,838 --> 01:26:20,118
  7235. - Whoo-hoo!
  7236. - [Kate] Joe Frankel,
  7237.  
  7238. 1652
  7239. 01:26:20,338 --> 01:26:22,755
  7240. 2540 East 28th Street!
  7241.  
  7242. 1653
  7243. 01:26:22,838 --> 01:26:24,422
  7244. [elves grunting]
  7245.  
  7246. 1654
  7247. 01:26:24,505 --> 01:26:27,380
  7248. Jessica Martin, 8470 Franklin Avenue!
  7249.  
  7250. 1655
  7251. 01:26:27,463 --> 01:26:29,838
  7252. Dino Arnali, 139 Pond Street!
  7253.  
  7254. 1656
  7255. 01:26:29,922 --> 01:26:32,213
  7256. Sion Pack, 1902 Ridley Street.
  7257.  
  7258. 1657
  7259. 01:26:32,297 --> 01:26:35,005
  7260. [elves exclaiming, laughing]
  7261.  
  7262. 1658
  7263. 01:26:37,172 --> 01:26:38,213
  7264. [elf coughs]
  7265.  
  7266. 1659
  7267. 01:26:38,297 --> 01:26:41,422
  7268. Ray, Scarlett, and Brooke Stuber,
  7269. 3947 Jackson Street!
  7270.  
  7271. 1660
  7272. 01:26:41,630 --> 01:26:43,505
  7273. Sheila Vondersack, 341 Wood Street!
  7274.  
  7275. 1661
  7276. 01:26:43,588 --> 01:26:44,463
  7277. Jennifer Lesbilenti,
  7278.  
  7279. 1662
  7280. 01:26:44,547 --> 01:26:46,630
  7281. - 852 Beechwood Street!
  7282. - [elf whoops]
  7283.  
  7284. 1663
  7285. 01:26:46,880 --> 01:26:50,213
  7286. [in Elvish] Hunter and Connor Morris.
  7287. They live on 4433 Pacific Avenue!
  7288.  
  7289. 1664
  7290. 01:26:50,880 --> 01:26:51,880
  7291. [elf gasps]
  7292.  
  7293. 1665
  7294. 01:26:52,880 --> 01:26:55,130
  7295. [in English] Hey, Santa!
  7296. I just spoke Elvish!
  7297.  
  7298. 1666
  7299. 01:26:56,130 --> 01:26:57,797
  7300. [in Elvish] Welcome to the club!
  7301.  
  7302. 1667
  7303. 01:26:57,963 --> 01:26:59,047
  7304. [laughs]
  7305.  
  7306. 1668
  7307. 01:26:59,130 --> 01:27:01,338
  7308. - [watch ticking and chiming]
  7309. - [in English] We did it!
  7310.  
  7311. 1669
  7312. 01:27:07,672 --> 01:27:10,255
  7313. [bells jingling]
  7314.  
  7315. 1670
  7316. 01:27:18,797 --> 01:27:20,963
  7317. [elf slurps]
  7318.  
  7319. 1671
  7320. 01:27:22,047 --> 01:27:23,213
  7321. Hey, what's he doing?
  7322.  
  7323. 1672
  7324. 01:27:23,297 --> 01:27:26,130
  7325. His list. He's checking it twice.
  7326.  
  7327. 1673
  7328. 01:27:30,838 --> 01:27:32,505
  7329. What is this?
  7330.  
  7331. 1674
  7332. 01:27:34,172 --> 01:27:35,213
  7333. Bjorn...
  7334.  
  7335. 1675
  7336. 01:27:35,297 --> 01:27:37,797
  7337. [in Elvish] I told you, no food
  7338. or drinks in the sleigh!
  7339.  
  7340. 1676
  7341. 01:27:38,505 --> 01:27:40,422
  7342. I can't help it, Santa.
  7343.  
  7344. 1677
  7345. 01:27:40,505 --> 01:27:42,338
  7346. I just love my candy canes.
  7347.  
  7348. 1678
  7349. 01:27:42,422 --> 01:27:43,505
  7350. [scoffs]
  7351.  
  7352. 1679
  7353. 01:27:47,172 --> 01:27:49,838
  7354. - [Kate, in English] What's wrong?
  7355. - We missed one!
  7356.  
  7357. 1680
  7358. 01:27:50,130 --> 01:27:54,172
  7359. Sanchez family, Mexico City!
  7360. We got exactly nine seconds!
  7361.  
  7362. 1681
  7363. 01:27:54,422 --> 01:27:56,130
  7364. Teddy, want me to take the reins?
  7365.  
  7366. 1682
  7367. 01:27:56,213 --> 01:27:58,755
  7368. Yah! On, Dasher! On, Dancer! On, Prancer!
  7369.  
  7370. 1683
  7371. 01:27:58,838 --> 01:28:01,213
  7372. [sleigh bells jingling]
  7373.  
  7374. 1684
  7375. 01:28:01,588 --> 01:28:03,172
  7376. [ticking]
  7377.  
  7378. 1685
  7379. 01:28:04,338 --> 01:28:06,380
  7380. - There! On the corner!
  7381. - [Teddy grunts]
  7382.  
  7383. 1686
  7384. 01:28:07,963 --> 01:28:11,963
  7385. - There's no chimney!
  7386. - Well, sometimes you gotta improvise!
  7387.  
  7388. 1687
  7389. 01:28:12,380 --> 01:28:13,297
  7390. Ha!
  7391.  
  7392. 1688
  7393. 01:28:13,380 --> 01:28:16,005
  7394. - How much time we got?
  7395. - Three seconds.
  7396.  
  7397. 1689
  7398. 01:28:16,838 --> 01:28:18,088
  7399. [chuckles]
  7400.  
  7401. 1690
  7402. 01:28:19,713 --> 01:28:21,463
  7403. [ticks, beeps]
  7404.  
  7405. 1691
  7406. 01:28:21,547 --> 01:28:23,630
  7407. [whooshes]
  7408.  
  7409. 1692
  7410. 01:28:26,213 --> 01:28:28,255
  7411. [sniffs] Ah!
  7412.  
  7413. 1693
  7414. 01:28:30,422 --> 01:28:31,838
  7415. [chuckles softly]
  7416.  
  7417. 1694
  7418. 01:28:33,797 --> 01:28:34,797
  7419. [speaking Spanish]
  7420.  
  7421. 1695
  7422. 01:28:36,213 --> 01:28:37,338
  7423. Shh!
  7424.  
  7425. 1696
  7426. 01:28:37,422 --> 01:28:39,797
  7427. [gasps, speaking Spanish]
  7428.  
  7429. 1697
  7430. 01:28:41,213 --> 01:28:46,338
  7431. - [breeze blows]
  7432. - [girl continues speaking Spanish]
  7433.  
  7434. 1698
  7435. 01:28:46,422 --> 01:28:47,963
  7436. [church bell ringing]
  7437.  
  7438. 1699
  7439. 01:28:48,922 --> 01:28:51,088
  7440. - Where's Santa?
  7441. - [Santa] What's wrong?
  7442.  
  7443. 1700
  7444. 01:28:52,547 --> 01:28:55,672
  7445. - You did it!
  7446. - [laughs] No! We did it!
  7447.  
  7448. 1701
  7449. 01:28:55,755 --> 01:28:59,755
  7450. All the presents delivered in record time,
  7451. and Christmas spirit is up to 95%.
  7452.  
  7453. 1702
  7454. 01:28:59,838 --> 01:29:01,338
  7455. - [all] Yeah!
  7456. - [laughs]
  7457.  
  7458. 1703
  7459. 01:29:01,463 --> 01:29:04,005
  7460. Hey, hey! We gotta get back
  7461. to your house before your mom does!
  7462.  
  7463. 1704
  7464. 01:29:04,088 --> 01:29:04,963
  7465. Here.
  7466.  
  7467. 1705
  7468. 01:29:05,047 --> 01:29:08,338
  7469. - I think I kinda like sitting over here.
  7470. - [chuckles]
  7471.  
  7472. 1706
  7473. 01:29:08,422 --> 01:29:13,005
  7474. On, Dasher! On, Dancer! On, Prancer!
  7475. On, Vixen! On, Comet! On, Cupid!
  7476.  
  7477. 1707
  7478. 01:29:13,088 --> 01:29:14,672
  7479. On, Donner! On, Blitzen!
  7480.  
  7481. 1708
  7482. 01:29:15,463 --> 01:29:17,463
  7483. [sleigh roars]
  7484.  
  7485. 1709
  7486. 01:29:19,422 --> 01:29:21,422
  7487. [sleigh bells jingling]
  7488.  
  7489. 1710
  7490. 01:29:21,505 --> 01:29:24,088
  7491. - [Santa] All right, now ease them down.
  7492. - [reindeer bellowing]
  7493.  
  7494. 1711
  7495. 01:29:24,172 --> 01:29:26,255
  7496. Ease them down, that's it. Easy.
  7497.  
  7498. 1712
  7499. 01:29:27,005 --> 01:29:28,338
  7500. All right, pick your spot.
  7501.  
  7502. 1713
  7503. 01:29:28,755 --> 01:29:32,255
  7504. - Let them down!
  7505. - [hooves clicking]
  7506.  
  7507. 1714
  7508. 01:29:33,422 --> 01:29:37,047
  7509. [laughs] Perfect four-point landing!
  7510. And we beat your mom home, too!
  7511.  
  7512. 1715
  7513. 01:29:37,130 --> 01:29:39,047
  7514. - Yeah.
  7515. - [Teddy] That was awesome!
  7516.  
  7517. 1716
  7518. 01:29:39,130 --> 01:29:41,713
  7519. - What was your favorite part?
  7520. - Easy! Riding the reindeer!
  7521.  
  7522. 1717
  7523. 01:29:41,797 --> 01:29:44,422
  7524. - [Kate] Being in the North Pole!
  7525. - The car chase with the cops!
  7526.  
  7527. 1718
  7528. 01:29:44,505 --> 01:29:46,380
  7529. - [laughs]
  7530. - You know, Santa?
  7531.  
  7532. 1719
  7533. 01:29:46,713 --> 01:29:48,513
  7534. Hey, that was the best night
  7535. of my whole life!
  7536.  
  7537. 1720
  7538. 01:29:48,588 --> 01:29:49,422
  7539. Mine, too.
  7540.  
  7541. 1721
  7542. 01:29:49,505 --> 01:29:53,005
  7543. Oh, Christmas Eve is always the best night
  7544. of my life.
  7545.  
  7546. 1722
  7547. 01:29:54,297 --> 01:29:56,713
  7548. But now, it's time for me to go home.
  7549.  
  7550. 1723
  7551. 01:29:58,672 --> 01:30:00,130
  7552. Will we ever see you again?
  7553.  
  7554. 1724
  7555. 01:30:00,213 --> 01:30:02,047
  7556. Uh-uh. Not if I can help it.
  7557.  
  7558. 1725
  7559. 01:30:02,338 --> 01:30:03,505
  7560. But in the future,
  7561.  
  7562. 1726
  7563. 01:30:04,088 --> 01:30:06,005
  7564. if I ever need two helpers...
  7565.  
  7566. 1727
  7567. 01:30:07,005 --> 01:30:09,630
  7568. I know where to find the best
  7569. I've ever had.
  7570.  
  7571. 1728
  7572. 01:30:10,838 --> 01:30:11,963
  7573. [all chuckle softly]
  7574.  
  7575. 1729
  7576. 01:30:16,172 --> 01:30:17,338
  7577. [Hugg speaking Elvish]
  7578.  
  7579. 1730
  7580. 01:30:17,963 --> 01:30:19,130
  7581. [grunts] Eh?
  7582.  
  7583. 1731
  7584. 01:30:19,213 --> 01:30:23,088
  7585. Oh. [speaking Elvish]
  7586.  
  7587. 1732
  7588. 01:30:23,588 --> 01:30:25,547
  7589. - Aw.
  7590. - [elves chuckle]
  7591.  
  7592. 1733
  7593. 01:30:25,672 --> 01:30:28,172
  7594. He said the best human helpers
  7595. he's ever had.
  7596.  
  7597. 1734
  7598. 01:30:28,338 --> 01:30:31,588
  7599. [chuckles] I expect to see
  7600. your Spanish grades go up this year.
  7601.  
  7602. 1735
  7603. 01:30:31,922 --> 01:30:33,963
  7604. Now that you've learned another language.
  7605.  
  7606. 1736
  7607. 01:30:34,047 --> 01:30:35,047
  7608. Oh no!
  7609.  
  7610. 1737
  7611. 01:30:35,380 --> 01:30:38,297
  7612. - What?
  7613. - [Kate] We forgot to get Mom a present.
  7614.  
  7615. 1738
  7616. 01:30:38,422 --> 01:30:41,088
  7617. - Oh, gee. Well...
  7618. - [bells jingle]
  7619.  
  7620. 1739
  7621. 01:30:41,338 --> 01:30:44,130
  7622. Oh, that reminds me, though. [sighs]
  7623. Uh...
  7624.  
  7625. 1740
  7626. 01:30:44,463 --> 01:30:46,047
  7627. Something I want you to have.
  7628.  
  7629. 1741
  7630. 01:30:50,672 --> 01:30:51,838
  7631. Your hat?
  7632.  
  7633. 1742
  7634. 01:30:52,255 --> 01:30:54,755
  7635. But... won't you need it to fly?
  7636.  
  7637. 1743
  7638. 01:30:55,630 --> 01:30:56,797
  7639. No, Teddy.
  7640.  
  7641. 1744
  7642. 01:30:58,922 --> 01:31:00,505
  7643. I'm Santa Claus.
  7644.  
  7645. 1745
  7646. 01:31:04,547 --> 01:31:05,755
  7647. [gasps]
  7648.  
  7649. 1746
  7650. 01:31:09,672 --> 01:31:13,630
  7651. [gasps] Wait, so... this whole night,
  7652.  
  7653. 1747
  7654. 01:31:13,713 --> 01:31:15,880
  7655. - anytime you wanted, you could've just...
  7656. - Shh.
  7657.  
  7658. 1748
  7659. 01:31:17,505 --> 01:31:18,672
  7660. [chuckles softly]
  7661.  
  7662. 1749
  7663. 01:31:19,005 --> 01:31:21,963
  7664. All right, now, I don't want any more
  7665. people to see me, so...
  7666.  
  7667. 1750
  7668. 01:31:22,547 --> 01:31:24,130
  7669. - Santa?
  7670. - Yeah?
  7671.  
  7672. 1751
  7673. 01:31:24,463 --> 01:31:25,505
  7674. Can you do it?
  7675.  
  7676. 1752
  7677. 01:31:26,463 --> 01:31:28,255
  7678. [scoffs] No way.
  7679.  
  7680. 1753
  7681. 01:31:28,338 --> 01:31:29,547
  7682. - Please?
  7683. - Not happening.
  7684.  
  7685. 1754
  7686. 01:31:29,630 --> 01:31:30,505
  7687. - For me?
  7688. - Kate!
  7689.  
  7690. 1755
  7691. 01:31:30,588 --> 01:31:31,755
  7692. Just this once!
  7693.  
  7694. 1756
  7695. 01:31:33,880 --> 01:31:34,963
  7696. All right. [sighs]
  7697.  
  7698. 1757
  7699. 01:31:35,588 --> 01:31:37,047
  7700. Just this once.
  7701.  
  7702. 1758
  7703. 01:31:37,130 --> 01:31:40,255
  7704. - [chuckles softly]
  7705. - And just for you.
  7706.  
  7707. 1759
  7708. 01:31:46,338 --> 01:31:47,338
  7709. Be good.
  7710.  
  7711. 1760
  7712. 01:31:49,547 --> 01:31:50,588
  7713. We will.
  7714.  
  7715. 1761
  7716. 01:31:51,130 --> 01:31:52,755
  7717. [chimes jingling]
  7718.  
  7719. 1762
  7720. 01:31:53,588 --> 01:31:57,588
  7721. [elves laughing, speaking Elvish]
  7722.  
  7723. 1763
  7724. 01:31:57,672 --> 01:31:59,088
  7725. [Hugg grunts]
  7726.  
  7727. 1764
  7728. 01:31:59,172 --> 01:32:02,463
  7729. [speaking Elvish]
  7730.  
  7731. 1765
  7732. 01:32:04,005 --> 01:32:06,005
  7733. [sleigh bells ringing]
  7734.  
  7735. 1766
  7736. 01:32:14,880 --> 01:32:20,380
  7737. Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
  7738.  
  7739. 1767
  7740. 01:32:20,463 --> 01:32:21,463
  7741. [chuckles] He did it.
  7742.  
  7743. 1768
  7744. 01:32:24,797 --> 01:32:27,088
  7745. [sighs] That just really happened.
  7746.  
  7747. 1769
  7748. 01:32:27,672 --> 01:32:32,963
  7749. - Yup, and I've got it all on...
  7750. - [camcorder beeping]
  7751.  
  7752. 1770
  7753. 01:32:34,922 --> 01:32:36,213
  7754. Oh man!
  7755.  
  7756. 1771
  7757. 01:32:36,463 --> 01:32:37,547
  7758. He took the tape.
  7759.  
  7760. 1772
  7761. 01:32:37,630 --> 01:32:40,172
  7762. [laughs] Did you really think
  7763. he was gonna let us keep it?
  7764.  
  7765. 1773
  7766. 01:32:40,797 --> 01:32:42,130
  7767. Guess not, but...
  7768.  
  7769. 1774
  7770. 01:32:42,713 --> 01:32:44,880
  7771. what if I forget everything
  7772. that happened tonight?
  7773.  
  7774. 1775
  7775. 01:32:45,505 --> 01:32:48,338
  7776. Come on! I won't let you forget anything
  7777. about tonight...
  7778.  
  7779. 1776
  7780. 01:32:48,422 --> 01:32:49,463
  7781. Katie Cat.
  7782.  
  7783. 1777
  7784. 01:32:50,338 --> 01:32:52,213
  7785. Me neither, Teddy Bear.
  7786.  
  7787. 1778
  7788. 01:32:52,297 --> 01:32:55,047
  7789. - [chuckles softly] Hug it out?
  7790. - Yeah.
  7791.  
  7792. 1779
  7793. 01:33:03,797 --> 01:33:05,880
  7794. Were you two just... hugging?
  7795.  
  7796. 1780
  7797. 01:33:06,588 --> 01:33:08,088
  7798. - [both] Yeah.
  7799. - [Mom chuckles]
  7800.  
  7801. 1781
  7802. 01:33:08,880 --> 01:33:10,755
  7803. What are you guys doing out here?
  7804.  
  7805. 1782
  7806. 01:33:12,838 --> 01:33:14,297
  7807. Waiting for you.
  7808.  
  7809. 1783
  7810. 01:33:14,630 --> 01:33:15,880
  7811. [clicks tongue] Oh!
  7812.  
  7813. 1784
  7814. 01:33:16,255 --> 01:33:17,838
  7815. [chuckles softly] What's that?
  7816.  
  7817. 1785
  7818. 01:33:18,880 --> 01:33:21,255
  7819. It was a... a gift from a friend.
  7820.  
  7821. 1786
  7822. 01:33:21,713 --> 01:33:23,922
  7823. Hmm. Merry Christmas, guys!
  7824.  
  7825. 1787
  7826. 01:33:24,005 --> 01:33:26,463
  7827. - [Kate and Teddy] Merry Christmas.
  7828. - [Mom sighs]
  7829.  
  7830. 1788
  7831. 01:33:27,297 --> 01:33:29,338
  7832. We should go inside.
  7833. It's freezing out here.
  7834.  
  7835. 1789
  7836. 01:33:29,588 --> 01:33:30,588
  7837. [Kate] Yeah.
  7838.  
  7839. 1790
  7840. 01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:37,547
  7841. - [sighs] So, how was your night?
  7842. - [Teddy] You'll never believe it.
  7843.  
  7844. 1791
  7845. 01:33:37,630 --> 01:33:39,172
  7846. - [Mom] Yeah?
  7847. - [Kate] Good.
  7848.  
  7849. 1792
  7850. 01:33:40,672 --> 01:33:42,588
  7851. Well, what did you guys do all ni...
  7852.  
  7853. 1793
  7854. 01:33:44,172 --> 01:33:45,838
  7855. Oh, my God!
  7856.  
  7857. 1794
  7858. 01:33:48,422 --> 01:33:50,672
  7859. This is exactly the way Dad used to...
  7860.  
  7861. 1795
  7862. 01:33:51,838 --> 01:33:53,630
  7863. I... [gasps]
  7864.  
  7865. 1796
  7866. 01:33:53,880 --> 01:33:55,130
  7867. [chuckles softly]
  7868.  
  7869. 1797
  7870. 01:33:55,380 --> 01:33:58,130
  7871. This is the best Christmas present ever.
  7872.  
  7873. 1798
  7874. 01:33:59,213 --> 01:34:00,213
  7875. [sniffles]
  7876.  
  7877. 1799
  7878. 01:34:03,547 --> 01:34:06,255
  7879. Look, there's presents.
  7880. Go open some presents. [sniffles]
  7881.  
  7882. 1800
  7883. 01:34:06,672 --> 01:34:07,838
  7884. [cries softly]
  7885.  
  7886. 1801
  7887. 01:34:09,672 --> 01:34:12,255
  7888. - [Teddy] Oh, this is yours.
  7889. - [Kate] This is yours.
  7890.  
  7891. 1802
  7892. 01:34:17,588 --> 01:34:18,588
  7893. [Mom] Ah!
  7894.  
  7895. 1803
  7896. 01:34:19,922 --> 01:34:21,797
  7897. It hurts my eyes. [laughs]
  7898.  
  7899. 1804
  7900. 01:34:21,880 --> 01:34:24,505
  7901. Aunt Peggy sure outdid herself this year.
  7902.  
  7903. 1805
  7904. 01:34:26,088 --> 01:34:27,213
  7905. What are those two?
  7906.  
  7907. 1806
  7908. 01:34:32,380 --> 01:34:33,380
  7909. It's from Santa!
  7910.  
  7911. 1807
  7912. 01:34:35,088 --> 01:34:36,088
  7913. It's for you.
  7914.  
  7915. 1808
  7916. 01:34:38,255 --> 01:34:41,005
  7917. I was kinda worried you weren't going
  7918. to make the cut this year.
  7919.  
  7920. 1809
  7921. 01:34:41,505 --> 01:34:44,588
  7922. Yeah. Guess I kinda worked it out
  7923. in the final hour.
  7924.  
  7925. 1810
  7926. 01:34:47,005 --> 01:34:49,213
  7927. - Oh boy!
  7928. - Yes!
  7929.  
  7930. 1811
  7931. 01:34:50,088 --> 01:34:51,630
  7932. Just what I asked for.
  7933.  
  7934. 1812
  7935. 01:34:51,713 --> 01:34:53,588
  7936. - [Mom] Oh!
  7937. - [Kate] Bones Brigade skateboard!
  7938.  
  7939. 1813
  7940. 01:34:53,672 --> 01:34:55,272
  7941. - [Mom] It's the exact one?
  7942. - [Kate] Yes!
  7943.  
  7944. 1814
  7945. 01:34:55,297 --> 01:34:57,172
  7946. - [Mom] Nice.
  7947. - [Kate chuckles]
  7948.  
  7949. 1815
  7950. 01:34:57,255 --> 01:34:58,255
  7951. [Mom] That's awesome.
  7952.  
  7953. 1816
  7954. 01:34:59,172 --> 01:35:00,422
  7955. What's that?
  7956.  
  7957. 1817
  7958. 01:35:01,463 --> 01:35:02,797
  7959. Santa wrote me back.
  7960.  
  7961. 1818
  7962. 01:35:05,338 --> 01:35:06,880
  7963. You wrote Santa a letter?
  7964.  
  7965. 1819
  7966. 01:35:07,130 --> 01:35:11,338
  7967. Yeah, I did. [chuckles]
  7968. Figured I'd cover all the bases.
  7969.  
  7970. 1820
  7971. 01:35:12,713 --> 01:35:13,963
  7972. Well, what's it say?
  7973.  
  7974. 1821
  7975. 01:35:15,505 --> 01:35:17,880
  7976. "Dear Teddy, I got your letter.
  7977.  
  7978. 1822
  7979. 01:35:17,963 --> 01:35:21,547
  7980. I'm sorry, I don't really have the power
  7981. to grant your wish.
  7982.  
  7983. 1823
  7984. 01:35:21,963 --> 01:35:23,797
  7985. This was the best I could do.
  7986.  
  7987. 1824
  7988. 01:35:24,172 --> 01:35:25,172
  7989. Santa."
  7990.  
  7991. 1825
  7992. 01:35:34,797 --> 01:35:36,213
  7993. An old ornament...
  7994.  
  7995. 1826
  7996. 01:35:37,672 --> 01:35:38,963
  7997. Well, that's sweet.
  7998.  
  7999. 1827
  8000. 01:35:40,463 --> 01:35:42,797
  8001. There's a perfect spot for it on the tree.
  8002.  
  8003. 1828
  8004. 01:35:50,172 --> 01:35:52,132
  8005. - So, you're gonna wear a helmet with this?
  8006. - Yes.
  8007.  
  8008. 1829
  8009. 01:35:52,172 --> 01:35:53,047
  8010. Let's see.
  8011.  
  8012. 1830
  8013. 01:35:53,130 --> 01:35:55,172
  8014. [indistinct chatter]
  8015.  
  8016. 1831
  8017. 01:36:06,172 --> 01:36:07,838
  8018. [chimes]
  8019.  
  8020. 1832
  8021. 01:36:17,213 --> 01:36:18,463
  8022. I'm proud of you.
  8023.  
  8024. 1833
  8025. 01:36:20,005 --> 01:36:21,463
  8026. I'm proud of you.
  8027.  
  8028. 1834
  8029. 01:36:22,130 --> 01:36:24,130
  8030. [chimes]
  8031.  
  8032. 1835
  8033. 01:36:27,297 --> 01:36:28,797
  8034. [chuckles softly]
  8035.  
  8036. 1836
  8037. 01:36:28,880 --> 01:36:30,088
  8038. [laughs]
  8039.  
  8040. 1837
  8041. 01:36:31,255 --> 01:36:33,130
  8042. - Yeah.
  8043. - Everything okay?
  8044.  
  8045. 1838
  8046. 01:36:35,547 --> 01:36:36,713
  8047. Never better.
  8048.  
  8049. 1839
  8050. 01:36:38,297 --> 01:36:39,380
  8051. [chuckles]
  8052.  
  8053. 1840
  8054. 01:36:43,838 --> 01:36:45,380
  8055. [chuckles]
  8056.  
  8057. 1841
  8058. 01:36:46,088 --> 01:36:48,297
  8059. - [mutters]
  8060. - [elves snore]
  8061.  
  8062. 1842
  8063. 01:36:48,963 --> 01:36:51,797
  8064. ♪ Well, it's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
  8065.  
  8066. 1843
  8067. 01:36:52,505 --> 01:36:56,713
  8068. - ♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪
  8069. - [door opens]
  8070.  
  8071. 1844
  8072. 01:36:57,255 --> 01:37:02,005
  8073. - ♪ It's Christmas time, pretty baby ♪
  8074. - [woman sighs] So...
  8075.  
  8076. 1845
  8077. 01:37:02,838 --> 01:37:05,213
  8078. [in Elvish]
  8079. Sounds like you had quite the night.
  8080.  
  8081. 1846
  8082. 01:37:05,297 --> 01:37:06,338
  8083. Uh...
  8084.  
  8085. 1847
  8086. 01:37:07,047 --> 01:37:09,130
  8087. It was a bit more hectic than usual...
  8088.  
  8089. 1848
  8090. 01:37:09,255 --> 01:37:12,505
  8091. [in English] But, I did get to speak
  8092. a lot of English last night!
  8093.  
  8094. 1849
  8095. 01:37:12,588 --> 01:37:14,213
  8096. [woman] Oh! I heard!
  8097.  
  8098. 1850
  8099. 01:37:15,130 --> 01:37:17,547
  8100. - The whole village is buzzing.
  8101. - [Santa] Mm.
  8102.  
  8103. 1851
  8104. 01:37:17,630 --> 01:37:21,463
  8105. [woman] Something about a... car chase
  8106. and a... jailbreak?
  8107.  
  8108. 1852
  8109. 01:37:21,547 --> 01:37:22,547
  8110. [Lars] Uh-oh.
  8111.  
  8112. 1853
  8113. 01:37:22,630 --> 01:37:23,630
  8114. No...
  8115.  
  8116. 1854
  8117. 01:37:24,255 --> 01:37:28,088
  8118. Oh, you know how the elves exaggerate.
  8119. They get excited at the drop of a hat.
  8120.  
  8121. 1855
  8122. 01:37:28,172 --> 01:37:29,172
  8123. [laughs]
  8124.  
  8125. 1856
  8126. 01:37:29,755 --> 01:37:31,880
  8127. Especially when it's yours.
  8128.  
  8129. 1857
  8130. 01:37:33,005 --> 01:37:34,963
  8131. Well, there was that. [chuckles]
  8132.  
  8133. 1858
  8134. 01:37:35,922 --> 01:37:37,088
  8135. Purely intentional.
  8136.  
  8137. 1859
  8138. 01:37:37,630 --> 01:37:39,172
  8139. [in Elvish] I knew it.
  8140.  
  8141. 1860
  8142. 01:37:39,588 --> 01:37:41,838
  8143. - [woman, in English] Well, Nick...
  8144. - [Santa] Hmm?
  8145.  
  8146. 1861
  8147. 01:37:44,130 --> 01:37:46,713
  8148. Were you just a little bit naughty
  8149. last night?
  8150.  
  8151. 1862
  8152. 01:37:47,505 --> 01:37:49,505
  8153. Oh, I... [scoffs]
  8154.  
  8155. 1863
  8156. 01:37:50,172 --> 01:37:53,213
  8157. Mm, I... In a nice way.
  8158.  
  8159. 1864
  8160. 01:37:54,838 --> 01:37:56,463
  8161. That's why I love you.
  8162.  
  8163. 1865
  8164. 01:37:59,338 --> 01:38:01,213
  8165. [Mrs. Claus] Do you want to watch a movie?
  8166.  
  8167. 1866
  8168. 01:38:01,630 --> 01:38:02,630
  8169. Mm.
  8170.  
  8171. 1867
  8172. 01:38:02,713 --> 01:38:04,255
  8173. It's a Wonderful Life?
  8174.  
  8175. 1868
  8176. 01:38:04,338 --> 01:38:05,547
  8177. White Christmas?
  8178.  
  8179. 1869
  8180. 01:38:05,963 --> 01:38:07,380
  8181. The Grinch!
  8182.  
  8183. 1870
  8184. 01:38:07,463 --> 01:38:10,297
  8185. Well, actually...[clicks tongue]
  8186.  
  8187. 1871
  8188. 01:38:11,130 --> 01:38:13,547
  8189. I had something else in mind.
  8190.  
  8191. 1872
  8192. 01:38:15,588 --> 01:38:18,588
  8193. Something... really cool.
  8194.  
  8195. 1873
  8196. 01:38:21,672 --> 01:38:24,005
  8197. [sleigh bells jingle]
  8198.  
  8199. 1874
  8200. 01:38:24,380 --> 01:38:29,380
  8201. [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  8202.  
  8203. 1875
  8204. 01:38:29,463 --> 01:38:32,005
  8205. ♪ Christmas ♪
  8206.  
  8207. 1876
  8208. 01:38:32,672 --> 01:38:36,922
  8209. [Santa]
  8210. ♪ Well, it's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
  8211.  
  8212. 1877
  8213. 01:38:37,422 --> 01:38:40,755
  8214. ♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪
  8215.  
  8216. 1878
  8217. 01:38:40,838 --> 01:38:43,255
  8218. [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  8219.  
  8220. 1879
  8221. 01:38:43,338 --> 01:38:46,922
  8222. [Santa]
  8223. ♪ It's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
  8224.  
  8225. 1880
  8226. 01:38:48,005 --> 01:38:54,088
  8227. - ♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪
  8228. - [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  8229.  
  8230. 1881
  8231. 01:38:54,172 --> 01:38:57,088
  8232. [Santa] ♪ Well, you've been
  8233. A real good little girl ♪
  8234.  
  8235. 1882
  8236. 01:38:57,297 --> 01:39:00,463
  8237. ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town ♪
  8238.  
  8239. 1883
  8240. 01:39:05,130 --> 01:39:07,755
  8241. - ♪ Got no sleigh with reindeer ♪
  8242. - [women] ♪ Ah, ooh! ♪
  8243.  
  8244. 1884
  8245. 01:39:07,838 --> 01:39:10,297
  8246. - [Santa] ♪ No sack on my back ♪
  8247. - [women] ♪ Ah, ooh! ♪
  8248.  
  8249. 1885
  8250. 01:39:10,380 --> 01:39:14,172
  8251. [Santa] ♪ You're gonna see me coming
  8252. In a big black Cadillac! ♪
  8253.  
  8254. 1886
  8255. 01:39:14,255 --> 01:39:17,547
  8256. ♪ Well, it's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
  8257.  
  8258. 1887
  8259. 01:39:18,297 --> 01:39:24,297
  8260. - ♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪
  8261. - [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  8262.  
  8263. 1888
  8264. 01:39:24,380 --> 01:39:26,922
  8265. [Santa] ♪ Well, you've been
  8266. A real good little baby ♪
  8267.  
  8268. 1889
  8269. 01:39:28,005 --> 01:39:31,172
  8270. ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town ♪
  8271.  
  8272. 1890
  8273. 01:39:32,088 --> 01:39:33,838
  8274. Talk to me, ladies!
  8275.  
  8276. 1891
  8277. 01:39:34,922 --> 01:39:39,755
  8278. [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  8279.  
  8280. 1892
  8281. 01:39:40,172 --> 01:39:43,755
  8282. - ♪ Christmas ♪
  8283. - [Santa] Is there a piano in this joint?
  8284.  
  8285. 1893
  8286. 01:39:43,922 --> 01:39:46,505
  8287. [yells]
  8288.  
  8289. 1894
  8290. 01:39:49,588 --> 01:39:54,755
  8291. - Ooh!
  8292. - [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  8293.  
  8294. 1895
  8295. 01:40:04,005 --> 01:40:05,547
  8296. [Santa] One more thing!
  8297.  
  8298. 1896
  8299. 01:40:05,880 --> 01:40:08,547
  8300. - ♪ Hang up your pretty stockings ♪
  8301. - [women] ♪ Ah, ooh! ♪
  8302.  
  8303. 1897
  8304. 01:40:08,630 --> 01:40:10,880
  8305. - [Santa] ♪ Turn out the light ♪
  8306. - [women] ♪ Ah, ooh! ♪
  8307.  
  8308. 1898
  8309. 01:40:10,963 --> 01:40:14,880
  8310. [Santa] ♪ Santa Claus is coming
  8311. Down your chimney tonight ♪
  8312.  
  8313. 1899
  8314. 01:40:14,963 --> 01:40:18,088
  8315. ♪ Well, it's Christmastime, pretty baby ♪
  8316.  
  8317. 1900
  8318. 01:40:18,755 --> 01:40:24,963
  8319. - ♪ And the snow is fallin' on the ground ♪
  8320. - [women] ♪ Christmas, Christmas ♪
  8321.  
  8322. 1901
  8323. 01:40:25,047 --> 01:40:27,588
  8324. [Santa] ♪ Well, you've been
  8325. A real good little baby ♪
  8326.  
  8327. 1902
  8328. 01:40:28,713 --> 01:40:32,047
  8329. ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town ♪
  8330.  
  8331. 1903
  8332. 01:40:33,338 --> 01:40:34,672
  8333. Listen to me now!
  8334.  
  8335. 1904
  8336. 01:40:35,922 --> 01:40:38,172
  8337. ♪ Well, you've been
  8338. A real good little baby ♪
  8339.  
  8340. 1905
  8341. 01:40:38,255 --> 01:40:42,672
  8342. ♪ 'Cause Santa Claus is back in town ♪
  8343.  
  8344. 1906
  8345. 01:40:43,838 --> 01:40:49,838
  8346. [women] ♪ In town ♪
  8347.  
  8348. 1907
  8349. 01:40:50,172 --> 01:40:51,505
  8350. [Santa] Yeah! I'm back!
  8351.  
  8352. 1908
  8353. 01:40:53,172 --> 01:40:55,172
  8354. [orchestra playing]
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