Jerryworldlandiaverse Part 1

One day, an evil tyrant rose to power. Baron Comcast was strong, but there was a prophecy. Legend foretold that 3 heroes would rise up to defeat Baron Comcast and restore everyone's internet. Not that they could really use it in the pseudo-medieval setting. However, Baron Comcast slew Frederick Legend before he could finish getting his legend officiated by the Department of Mystical Visionaries, and altered it so that while 3 heroes would rise, only one could defeat Baron Comcast. One day, Baron Comcast, frustrated that nobody was buying his nefarious internet plans, decided to take company into his own hands. And crossbow guns. Guns that shoot crossbows, rather than some kind of bowguns. The bowguns are reserved for low-level workers. Security guards get assault bowrifles.
Our hero's story begins here, with another routine armed extortion. Jerry Smith's family wasn't particularly rich, but that was okay, since they didn't need internet. Unfortunately, Baron Comcast knew that everybody needs internet. Even if they can't use it because they don't buy routers. That day, Baron Comcast's door-to-door internet salespeople came knocking on Jerry's house, having apparently fell short of their typical quota. Of course, Jerry couldn't afford internet. And neither could his parents. Due to Baron Comcast's company bylaws, any adults unable to pay for internet were legally required to be executed. Jerry watched as his parents were mercilessly gunned down by Comcast's unpaid interns.
"How could you!?" Jerry exclaimed, enraged at the interns' callousness.
"Look, I'm sorry we have to do this, but anything that doesn't require us to kill innocent people needs job experience, or a college degree. And if we went to college we'd just have to work off the debt by killing people anyways." The interns replied.
In Jerry's despair, he vowed to fix the economy and prevent this tragic happenstance from happening to anybody ever again. Then, after about an hour of research into politics, he became jaded and revised his plan to just killing Baron Comcast, despite the clear economic devastation it would cause.
Meanwhile, in two other roughly identical towns about equally far away from Baron Comcast's castle, Jerry (no last name) and Jeromy (the newd friend(Also sometimes goes by Jerry)) experienced roughly identical backstories. Maybe someone's uncle died and a lesson about power and responsibility was given. I wouldn't know. Even as the author. Mostly because I don't care at all.
Baron Comcast, in his misleadingly named Citadel of Wifi™, surveyed these events with glee. The Legend Jerry Heroes were finally arriving... and they were completely and utterly incompetent. However, being a surprisingly reasonable person, despite his tyrannical company bylaws, Baron Comcast decided to give Jerry, Jerry, and Jeromy a sporting chance, and allowed them up into his throne room. Once there, Jerry, Jerry, and Jeromy all started giving their excessively cheesy dramatic speeches.
[SPEECH REDACTED FOR SAKE OF TIME]
"I see," said Baron Comcast, "but consider this: two wrongs DO make a right. If I had not allowed the two wrongs the three of you each suffered to happen, then you would not be standing here right now to stop me."
"That's... that's despicable! Two wrongs make two wrongs, and we would have taken you down even if you hadn't done that!" The Legend Jerry Heroes countered.
"I don't think you would have. I saw you. You were all perfectly content to let my reign of terror continue, so long as you were unaffected. But enough about morality. You three are here in accordance with prophecy. However, there's one last part I added to the prophecy. You see, three of you may be here today, but only one person can stop me. I'm not going to do anything myself, mind you. I'm just going to continue going about my business. However, if one of you wants to stop me, you're going to have to take out the others first. I look forward to seeing it."
Legend's Jerry Heroes looked at each other, then at Baron Comcast. Jerry Smith started towards Comcast, but the other two tackled him down. While the heroes were fighting, Baron Comcast fled, leaving behind his good clone as a decoy for the heroes.
"Three rights make a left, suckers! Evil reigns supreme! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"